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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 24, 2007 3:35:07 GMT 1
I like Longrod Von Hugendong better.
Everybody else has cool aliases like Rocky and Cactus and JTBlade...
When I signed up at Avalon back in the day I just used my name. That's just boring. I think i might legally change my name to LVH.
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Post by Cactus on Aug 24, 2007 8:59:59 GMT 1
waer a mask, and join the debate team, then you could be Longrod Von Hugendong, the masked debater
Sorry *hangs head in shame*
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 24, 2007 15:54:21 GMT 1
It's ok buddy I laughed a little.. *Pats on back*
*turns to everyone else*
What the fuck was that?
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Post by Rocky on Aug 24, 2007 20:40:52 GMT 1
Smile and nod. Retards don't know if your being facetious when you smile and nod. They also don't know what facetious means. We're in the clear here!
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Post by The Executioner on Aug 25, 2007 4:49:27 GMT 1
Rocky Strikes again... .... ........ With his Sheep fur. ;D
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 25, 2007 15:37:05 GMT 1
Here's a good random thought: I can understand how man would come to the conclusion to eat eggs... I mean they've done it since the dawn of time and it's a pretty simple idea. But how in the name of Wally's green monster cock did man ever think of drinking milk? "Oh hey here's a great idea, I'm gonna pull on them there dangly things on that bovine beast over yonder, then drink whatever comes out. Actually, first I'm gonna heat it up though then cool it really fast then drink it." wtf? Also, don't know how many of you guys are into guitar, but even if you're not check this kid out: youtube.com/watch?v=eCMSydlCNhA - Amadeus Rock youtube.com/watch?v=AmTBCAUfYkY - Johnny is Disturbed. This is the kind of kid that I can honestly say will be famous someday... And I listened to him when he was a kid
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Post by Cactus on Aug 25, 2007 17:57:30 GMT 1
Here's a good random thought: I can understand how man would come to the conclusion to eat eggs... I mean they've done it since the dawn of time and it's a pretty simple idea. But how in the name of Wally's green monster cock did man ever think of drinking milk? "Oh hey here's a great idea, I'm gonna pull on them there dangly things on that bovine beast over yonder, then drink whatever comes out. Actually, first I'm gonna heat it up though then cool it really fast then drink it." wtf? By the same token thou, who looked at a chicken, and said, "I will eat the next thing that comes outta his ass" Plus what if it was a bull the first time, he liked, then milked a cow and was not so happy ? Why do round pizza's come in square boxes? Why does lemon juice for pancakes be made outta artifical flavours and colourings, yet you can buy dish soap with "real lemon juice in ? How come if I were to take you outside, point to the stars and tell you that there are millions of planets and galaxies out there, and we as a human race are ignorant to believe that there is only intelligent life on this planet, you would agree, but if i pointed to a wall and said, dont touch that its wet paint, you would touch it to see?
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 26, 2007 3:06:37 GMT 1
You want random? Check this conversation with a World of Warcraft GM. Note: This isn't from my character and the name of the GM has been blocked out to protect his identity.
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Post by Cactus on Aug 27, 2007 16:20:19 GMT 1
WTF
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Post by McKenna on Aug 31, 2007 0:58:57 GMT 1
I can see the tumbleweed now
Nerd dont even know he's dropped a clanger from Hell
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Post by Keith Williams on Aug 31, 2007 16:15:14 GMT 1
How come if I were to take you outside, point to the stars and tell you that there are millions of planets and galaxies out there, and we as a human race are ignorant to believe that there is only intelligent life on this planet, you would agree, but if i pointed to a wall and said, dont touch that its wet paint, you would touch it to see? Here's another one to make you wonder about the intellegence of humans. Yesterday I was at work and happen to take a look at one of those Sharpie Magnum markers. On the label it said Caution: Harmful or Fatal if swallowed. Now what person would look at one of those markers and think "boy that looks good enough to eat". And what is scary is that someone actually did eat one of those markers and got sick. He then sued Sharpie for his stupidity. Why else would Sharpie put that label on their markers?
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 31, 2007 18:37:53 GMT 1
Even worse than that is the fact that they have to put CAUTION: CONTENTS VERY HOT! on coffee from DD's, McDonalds, etc.
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Post by Austin Tacious on Aug 31, 2007 20:16:42 GMT 1
you know how they serve bread rolls and butter at restaurants before the meal (at least they do in the UK)? well, i was at a wedding dinner a couple of weeks ago and on the foil wrapper the butter came in was the words: "Warning. Contains Milk".
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Post by sethmuhane on Aug 31, 2007 21:14:15 GMT 1
Did you eat the foil?
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Post by Austin Tacious on Aug 31, 2007 21:34:48 GMT 1
it wasn't very appetising.
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 31, 2007 22:45:02 GMT 1
Uh, Eez? You know you used the wrong spelling of "profit", right? Or was that intentional...
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Post by Austin Tacious on Sept 2, 2007 22:50:11 GMT 1
it is intentional. it's called a 'play on words'.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 3, 2007 18:29:26 GMT 1
The best ever I seen was on an Iron it said
"Do not iron clothes on body"
or on peanuts saying "cation, product contains nuts"
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 3, 2007 19:13:08 GMT 1
I think my favorite one of those things was on those M-Rated video games that're online-enabled (like Gears of War and Halo 2) and when you jump into online it says "Rating may change during online play". I just expect orgies to bust out when I hear that...
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Sept 3, 2007 21:05:25 GMT 1
Yeah that is a strange one. I think it has something to do with people's need to scream profanities into their headset for no apparent reason.
And the insane amount of 12 year olds who do the same thing.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 4, 2007 5:00:43 GMT 1
It's amusing to see that...
...although you also wonder why their parents don't beat the shit out of them for swearing.
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Sept 4, 2007 6:23:33 GMT 1
Mostly because the kids belong to upper-middle class families from the suburbs where they play with nerf footballs and tag is considered dangerous. I hate the direction America is going with kids now... it's like we're breeding an entire generation of soft little pussies.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 4, 2007 16:19:45 GMT 1
while in the UK we are breeding chavs, where an 11 yr old boy walks home from footbal (soccer) practise and gets shot dead for no apperant reason
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Sept 5, 2007 0:49:11 GMT 1
Well at least in 20 years you guys will have a strong military. America is going to have to open a special Mom unit.
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Post by Austin Tacious on Sept 5, 2007 16:21:27 GMT 1
is it really such a bad thing if chavs want to kill each other? so long as they don't kill anyone else, i think it's a great idea.
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