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Post by Aladdin on Jan 2, 2005 1:16:48 GMT 1
Spiders. I can barely see one on tv without shuddering. Me too.
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Post by brockandsable on Jan 2, 2005 1:29:08 GMT 1
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Post by shinnstheory on Jan 2, 2005 2:42:23 GMT 1
Suicide.
Ha! Actually... It was just a few over-nighters. 2 DWIs and one for "Safe Keeping" after I threw a full garbage can onto the ice during a hockey game and tried to attack the manager of the arena.
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Post by Stare on Jan 2, 2005 2:44:31 GMT 1
not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are we?
EDIT: What did you do that for?
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Post by brockandsable on Jan 2, 2005 3:23:20 GMT 1
And I could just picture Shinn throwing the can onto the hockey rink. That shit must have been hilarious.
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Post by Stare on Jan 2, 2005 4:59:20 GMT 1
I stabbed a guy with an Ice Skate . . . on accident, of course.
It was pretty sick, our school went ice skating, and I fell down and pulled the 2 girls whose hands I was holding down, and this guy behind us fell and stuck the blace in his upper leg. Pretty sick.
Actually, that was all a lie, I'm just desperate for attention
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 2, 2005 12:10:07 GMT 1
Not been to jail or anything, but i've been in loads of fights. I was going out with my girl and some random guy came up to her, grabbed her arm and tried to take her away. So i smacked the guy and his jaw got all messed up. Then his mate came and we got into a fight. I ended up throwing the guy into the wall, head first. My girl was kicking the, which was quite funny. We just ran away. The two guys were too drunk, probably forgot what happenned the next day.
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Post by crazyralph on Jan 13, 2005 17:02:14 GMT 1
I am afriad of cream corn.
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Post by crazyralph on Jan 17, 2005 7:18:32 GMT 1
I am afriad of anything with more legs then me
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Post by brockandsable on Jan 17, 2005 21:18:55 GMT 1
I'm afraid of pissing off the wrong and her whacking my dick off with a knife in the wee hours of the night.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 3, 2006 18:48:55 GMT 1
Rocky's afraid of bricks. ;D
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Post by Rocky on Oct 4, 2006 4:59:51 GMT 1
Yes, A little. Whenever I pass a building, I cover my head and scream, until I can't see another building. You can tell how messed up my life is.
Wow. This thread has been going for almost two years and is only on it's second page. It wouldn't even have drawn my attention, if E2 hadn't been bored one day and decided to bump it up one billion-gazillion places.
Slight exaggeration, I know. But you'll get over it with some counseling.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 4, 2006 16:14:10 GMT 1
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Post by juncojunky on Oct 5, 2006 3:53:09 GMT 1
I'm afraid of old men at urinals...
Have you ever run into that person a slight bit taller than you that always keeps on looking at you peter? yea..well, thats what I'm afraid of
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Oct 5, 2006 17:05:32 GMT 1
My fears:
1) Crowded rooms. Not so much the claustrophobia or amount of people, more the voice in my head that is perfectly rational, but telling me to kill a few of them to make room. Creepy.
2) Heights. Or more the over-abundance of gravity.
3) Threats of dismemberment.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 5, 2006 18:33:47 GMT 1
Have you ever run into that person a slight bit taller than you that always keeps on looking at you peter? yea..well, thats what I'm afraid of Stop peeing at Stare's house.
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Post by juncojunky on Oct 5, 2006 22:57:44 GMT 1
I'll take note of that
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Post by eCo on Oct 6, 2006 21:28:31 GMT 1
LOL loved that E2, that was so random. I'm actually happy this thread is back.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 10, 2006 18:56:14 GMT 1
I'm glad you're back too Jesus. We've been waiting over 2000 years.
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Post by juncojunky on Oct 12, 2006 1:27:58 GMT 1
I fear Jesus... Buddha is a beast, I side with fat people
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 12, 2006 18:52:04 GMT 1
Fat chicks have warm pussies inside.
Warm and comfy.
Because no one hardly goes there.
You can fall asleep in there.
Actually I did.
I'm so ashamed.
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Post by juncojunky on Oct 12, 2006 22:53:07 GMT 1
haha...thats hilarious
After I watched the one Family Guy episode where Lois got fat, and Peter couldn't stop getting over the fact over stimulating Fat Sex was it always made me wonder...
Medium on Fat? Lanky on Fat? or more my type, Fat on Fat?
Jesus...
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 17, 2006 14:41:48 GMT 1
I like 'em thick.
Thick in the hips.
Thick in the booty.
Thick in the lips.
I hate thick feet though.
They smell bad.
They smell like degenerated watermelons.
What did he say?
Degenerated watermelons.
Niggers love watermelons.
Especially in the south.
And the north.
And the west.
And in the east.
Pink pills are better than candy corns.
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Post by juncojunky on Oct 19, 2006 0:44:45 GMT 1
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Post by The Executioner on Oct 19, 2006 4:15:29 GMT 1
I'm scared of the following things:
1) Wasps 2) Heights 3) Reaper 4) Stare catching me in the shower 5) my temper
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