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Post by Cactus on Nov 14, 2004 21:16:11 GMT 1
edward scissorhands
"you have the manners of a goat and you smell like a donkey"
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Post by shinnstheory on Nov 15, 2004 17:26:59 GMT 1
Highlander?
"Well, you're going to get yourself a good meal. You're going to pass up that double cheeseburger from Roy Rogers, wherever it is you go; you're going go to Dominic's, and you're going to get takeout. On me. Get a decent meal there. But before you go to Dominic's, I want you to go to Macy's and get a chair. With legs, and arms. That apartment of yours looks like something that belongs in a homeless file. Oh, then it's off to Crate and Barrel for a knife, a fork, a spoon... oh, and a glass, while you're at it."
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Post by Cactus on Nov 15, 2004 20:27:29 GMT 1
City hall
Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.
Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?
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Post by evenflow on Nov 15, 2004 22:05:01 GMT 1
devils advocate.
i prayed he would go to hell, but in my heart, i knew hell would not have him
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Post by shinnstheory on Nov 16, 2004 17:10:06 GMT 1
Halloween 5
1 - There should be a law against women drinking. 2 - Well, I think there is
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Nov 17, 2004 11:54:25 GMT 1
Capone .....
"Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!"
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Post by shinnstheory on Nov 17, 2004 16:33:40 GMT 1
Orgazmo
"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."
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Post by stocko on Nov 17, 2004 16:44:17 GMT 1
a bronx tale?
...Creasy's art is killing.... He is about to create his masterpiece.
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Post by shinnstheory on Nov 18, 2004 16:19:21 GMT 1
Man on Fire?
"I didn't want to get sloppy so I switched from drinking whiskey to beer."
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Post by stevo316 on Nov 29, 2004 16:55:29 GMT 1
last man standing?
next one:
what's the big fucking deal? it doesn't hurt anybody. fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
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Post by stocko on Nov 29, 2004 17:43:44 GMT 1
south park, bigger, longer and uncut?
I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow."
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Nov 29, 2004 20:44:10 GMT 1
American Pie 3 : The Wedding
"Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!"
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Post by lhw on Nov 29, 2004 20:59:21 GMT 1
Ed Wood.
"You broke, what could not be broken. How...is it...broken...?"
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Post by stevo316 on Dec 1, 2004 13:00:05 GMT 1
Excalibur (1981)
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Post by stocko on Dec 1, 2004 13:21:36 GMT 1
and now you put a quote of your own!
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Post by stevo316 on Dec 1, 2004 16:59:59 GMT 1
Next one:
The light was yellow, sir
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Post by shinnstheory on Dec 1, 2004 17:26:20 GMT 1
Any movie where someone gets pulled over for running a red light? I think we may need more then that.
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Post by Bahamut on Dec 1, 2004 17:32:47 GMT 1
The Blues Brothers "Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?"
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Post by lhw on Dec 1, 2004 17:34:41 GMT 1
*Edited out because Baha beat me to it*
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Post by Bahamut on Dec 1, 2004 17:43:30 GMT 1
*Evil Laugh* ;D
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Post by lhw on Dec 1, 2004 17:47:40 GMT 1
Oh, yeah? Well, just for that...
The Jerk.
"Why should I take flying tips from a grease monkey?"*
*May not be an exact quote. So, here's an additional hint: Paladin.
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Post by Bahamut on Dec 1, 2004 18:15:42 GMT 1
Wing Commander
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
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Post by shinnstheory on Dec 1, 2004 19:39:13 GMT 1
Star Trek..The Voyage Home
"It's your job, right? You know, the guy who kills me, I hope he does it 'cause he hates my guts. Not 'cause it's his job."
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Post by stevo316 on Dec 2, 2004 17:07:43 GMT 1
Dog Day Afternoon
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Post by stevo316 on Dec 2, 2004 17:11:27 GMT 1
Next one:
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."
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