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Post by The Executioner on Aug 2, 2007 23:17:59 GMT 1
I haven't seen it yet. going sunday.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 31, 2007 0:52:47 GMT 1
Lisa: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer : "Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but damn, they sure are funny"
Bart: Lisa, what's wrong?
Lisa: Oh nothing
Homer: Ho ho you're in trouble now boy
Bart: Why's that?
Homer :"There's three things you need to learn about women son. 1) if they say nothing's wrong, everythings wrong. 2) If they say everything's wrong, EVERYTHING IS WRONG, and 3) if they say something's not funny, you better not be laughing your ass off!"
I get all my fatherly teaching from Homer Jay Simpson
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