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Post by Scream on Nov 17, 2004 22:16:31 GMT 1
They all decide to get the bike back. Soundscream being the smarter of the two comes up with a plan and they get it back. They all share it to go to smoke weed. As they are riding they see magical , gumdrop looking mushrooms on the ground.
Do they.....
1) Get off the unicycle and eat the delicious mushrooms 2) Continue to the house in the woods that has the weed 3) Or fight to the death for the cycle
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Post by soulreaper on Nov 18, 2004 5:55:44 GMT 1
The decide it would be best to fight to the death... Soundscream levels Stare and he hits the ground and swallows a mushroom. Stare tells the others that the mushrooms are very good and that they should try them.. They all sit and eat the mushrooms, after awhile they start feeling funny...do they
1)Have a crazy hallucinagenic orgy 2)Try to patch up the ground that is now bleeding (in their minds) 3)Decides that the mushrooms weren't really all that great and ride to the house on the magical flying Donkey (AKA the bike, but they're fried)
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Post by Scream on Nov 18, 2004 21:25:36 GMT 1
The three think the mushrooms aren't that great and fly on the magical donkey to the gingerbread house made of candy. When they get to the house they notice a witch pushing kids into an oven. On the kitched table there is a bowl full of magical weed. Do they......
1) Enter the house and save the children 2) Enter the house and try and grab the bowl 3) Since they are still fucked up, do they start to eat the house
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Post by Stare on Nov 19, 2004 4:46:47 GMT 1
They enter the house and save the children. Soundscream whispers something to the witch as Cactus and Stare beat the kids up outside and steal their money. They come back in and buy the weed from the woman and go to smoke it. Along the way, they encounter Spaz, who is crying, do they:
A.) Ask Spaz what's wrong and try to cheer him up B.) Offer Spaz some weed that they bought c.) Kick Spaz in the nuts and laugh
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Post by Scream on Nov 19, 2004 21:32:37 GMT 1
All three look at each other and kick Spaz in the nuts. But since they are all high as mutherfuckers they see his nuts come to life and run in all different directions. Spaz manages to grab on of them but the other runs right into the witches clutches. She says she'll throw it in the oven unless all three of them go down on her. Cactus says sure until the witch lifts her dress. Under her dress is the nastiest, greenish, snatch ever seen.
Do they.
1) Take one for the team and go down on the witch 2) All jump on the unicycle and get the hell out of there 3) Decide enough is enough and attack the witch.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 7, 2004 23:14:19 GMT 1
They all take one for the team. To ease the pain, Soundscream pulls out a Vanilla Dutch and begins to roll some weed that he had up his sleeve. But Stare doesn't think it's enough since they have to go down on that nasty, smelly clown pocket; so he pulls out some crack cocaine rocks out of his ass and laces it with the weed. Meanwhile Spaz runs to get some ice to ease the swelling of his sperm banks.
Then this Domincan guy with a big yellow hat and no front teeth pulls up in a classic green low-rider and offers Cactus an 8-ball in exchange for video taping the explicit ordeal. Cactus agrees and quickly takes the coke and begins to line it up for his peers; the Dominican guy with the yellow hat and no teeth begins to set up his 16mm camera equipment.
Meanwhile Stare and Sound have each indulged in two puffs apiece and are sky high, picturing dancing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the beat of Just Lose It. However, the witch is becoming impatient and lays down and exposes the forbidden twat. Our three heroes begin to turn pale and their eyes begin to water and the sight and smell of the nasty pit sickens them. The Dominican guy with the yellow hat tries hard to hide his amusement but it's difficult since everytime he laughs or smiles he exposes the gaping hole in his mouth and tries to use his upper lip to cover up the natural defect.....
Do they go ahead with the job?
Or do they ride off to Tijuana with the Dominican guy with the yellow hat?
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Post by Scream on Jan 21, 2005 4:51:55 GMT 1
They decide to ride off to Tijuana with the Dominican guy with the yellow hat. As they get in the car Cactus begins singing Lady by Kenny Rogers. Soundscream, Stare and Spaz all begin laughing until the Dominican with the yellow hat pulls out a gun and demands they all give him $180,000 in 24 hrs. He leaves them in a burrow in Mexico. Spaz begins to cry hyserically as Stare begins to eat dirt....Do they....
1) Set up a lemonade stand to make the monet 2) Whore out Cactus 3) All make a run for the border
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Post by lockjaw on May 13, 2005 16:08:14 GMT 1
make a lemonaide stand. But cactus being allergic to lemons gets mad.
does he a) go find the dominican and kill him b) blow up the stand and laugh at everyone inside c)get a car and race across the boarder.
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Post by soulreaper on May 13, 2005 17:40:16 GMT 1
Being a killer, Cactus finds a lone domican old lady... who can't defend herself because thats his style, and slaughters her unmercifully with a Spork. He soon finds 10 Police officers surrounding him...
Does he:
A) call for his other 3 companions for help B) cry like a sissy C) Claim the old lady was possessed by demons or D) Stand there, scratch his balls, and say "Well, what a fine hoopty doo this is..."
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Post by lockjaw on May 15, 2005 22:04:52 GMT 1
He immidately crys for his companions to save his sorry ass from the cops. Soul Reaper shows up and offers to help cactus in exchange for his soul.
does he...
a) kick the cops in the nuts b)kick Soul Reaper in the nuts...and get his butt whooped c) curl up into the fetal position noticing one cop is a...midget.
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Post by Scream on Feb 15, 2006 3:03:58 GMT 1
c) Cactus curls up into a fetal position and watches as an army of midget wrestler appear. Ones name is Soul Weeper and another bares the name Ankle Theory. In the distance Cactus can see Scream and Trent running from a donkey. Does Cactus
a) Fight the midgets b) Help Scream and Trent c) Continue to curl in the fetal position
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 16, 2006 1:11:25 GMT 1
You choose to fight the midgets. Weeper and Ankle are attacked by midgets with oversized, plastic novelty candy canes, but you manage to distract them with a midget stripper. A genie then emerges from the stripper's bosoms and grants you a wish. You wish for...
(A) World Peace. (B) Booze, Strippers and Fried Chicken (C) The Donkey To Eat Scream And Cactus
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Post by Cactus on Feb 17, 2006 10:43:38 GMT 1
Booze,strippers and fried chicken.
the midgets dissappear ( thank christ ), the funny foursome devolp the munchies are chowing down when they notice it is fried kitten they are eating do they: A) carry on as it taste's like chicken B) run away before spaz tries to mount the genie C) vomit violently
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 18, 2006 4:02:09 GMT 1
You choose to eat the fried kitten. Cactus and Scream roll out a keg of BBQ sauce and fire it at their buddies and each other. Weeper grabs a ketchup dispenser and splatters ketchup all over Cactus! As Cactus, you...
(A) Kick Weeper's ass because that was your favorite shirt. (B) Turn the BBQ Sauce on Scream just because it's funny. (C) Use your god powers to turn into Scorpion and hit everyone with kunais and rip their heads off.
(PS: This is one f'd up story.)
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Post by Cactus on Feb 21, 2006 17:44:47 GMT 1
throw BBQ sauce at scream cause its funny
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 25, 2006 22:04:17 GMT 1
How about continuing the story, moron?
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Post by Stare on Feb 26, 2006 2:05:16 GMT 1
Suddenly, the skies part and down walks Stare. He looks around and slowly picks up Soundscream and wipes off the BBQ sauce, he then kicks Cactus in the ass for not giving a path for the story, and then smacks JT around for disrespecting Cactus. Stare, after saving the story, looks around, deciding that he must do one more thing before he leaves. He . . .
1.) Bends Weeper backwards and sticks his head up his ass 2.) Considering he came from above, he must be God, so he immediately makes J.T's mom have a baby. 3.) He loads Weeper, J.T., Cactus, and Scream onto his invisible ship that he came on, and takes them to his secret planet for punch and pie, before he explodes Earth . . . that is
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 26, 2006 20:59:43 GMT 1
He bends Weeper backwards and sticks his head up his ass. With his head up his ass, Weeper is forced to eat his feces in a neverending cycle. Everyone laughs at him. However, Stare loads him into a cannon. You...
(A) Fire off the cannon with Weeper in it. (B) Overload the cannon, blowing it up. (C) Load BBQ Sauce into the cannon with Weeper.
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Post by lockjaw on Feb 28, 2006 14:38:55 GMT 1
(A) Fire off the cannon with Weeper in it.
You fire Reaper and he flys across the lake. Then...
A) Everyone begins to worship Stare B)The Executioner shows up and they all go have punch and pie C) Reaper hits rocky in the head knocking him out.
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Post by Reaper on Mar 3, 2006 1:12:44 GMT 1
Reaper sails like a bick in the air and hits rocky in the head.... Then dances around his bloody face.
THEN.....
A) Reaper Pees on Rocky B) Stares comes over and tries to rape Rocky's uncoscious body C) Walks behind a wall and sees Soundscream, JT, and Cactus doing it like they do on the discovery channel... ya know with eachother.
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Post by The Great JT on Mar 3, 2006 4:08:39 GMT 1
(A) Reaper then pees on Rocky's head. He pees in his mouth, calling it "homemade Gatorade". JT then goes home. As for Soundscream and Cactus, Reaper...
(A) Goes back over to them and shoots the cannon in their asses. (B) Forgets them and rapes Rocky. (C) Gives them $100 to dress up like strippers and french kiss.
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Post by lockjaw on Mar 5, 2006 23:46:03 GMT 1
Reaper decides to rape rocky...of his dignity. He looks on as the shrooms kick in full and before him he sees...
A) Starcrunch and to asian chicks in a mass orgy B) Rocky and Shane dancing with leprachauns C) Cactus fighting E2 mortal combat style.
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Post by brockandsable on Mar 21, 2006 21:03:34 GMT 1
....so Starcrunch and the two Asian broads continue their feista. Reaper gets a bit red-in the face and does what?
A) Pulls out his penis, jerks it, then nuts in a cup. B) Rekindles fond memories of wild, cave man butt-sex with Spackle. C) Shit his pants.
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Post by Stare on Mar 31, 2006 18:57:49 GMT 1
Reaper shits his pants. He then takes off the shit-soakd underwear, and makes the orgy even more entering by hurling the underwear through a nearby, huge fan. The shit goes everywhere, covering everyone involed in the orgy. Soul Reaper looks on as the crowd . . .
A.) Get uber pissed, and begin chasing him with pitchforks B.) Retaliate by shitting their pants, and hurling it back at him c.) Begin rolling around like crazy in the shit, not letting it ruin their orgy
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Post by lockjaw on Apr 4, 2006 22:52:11 GMT 1
A.) Get uber pissed, and begin chasing him with pitchforks
They get super pissed and grab there pitchforks at soul reaper who continues to run around without his underpants. Soul reaper then trips on...
A)Stares manhood
B)A brick Rocky tossed at him
C) a pile of shit
D) Shinn's beer can.
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