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Post by diddlysquat on Aug 8, 2004 18:26:23 GMT 1
.... that Diddly forgot what an orgasm is.
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Post by Austin Tacious on Aug 8, 2004 18:38:34 GMT 1
... that a Scot (Sir Henry Sinclair) sailed to, and landed at, thereby discovering, America a whole century before columbus?
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Post by Reaper on Aug 9, 2004 20:03:07 GMT 1
...thats Scot's own Americans.
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 10, 2004 6:16:09 GMT 1
...in skirt wearing you know I'm kiddin' I actually dig your culture
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Post by McKenna on Aug 10, 2004 10:31:29 GMT 1
our lovely place of work have taken a system that has worked perfectly for 2 years, removed all the working bits, and left us with the shit
and dont train you on how to use it. now its busy all the time. and im pissed off with it
and im sharing it with y'all
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Post by stocko on Aug 10, 2004 11:59:03 GMT 1
..........that my version of the said system is working fine
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Post by McKenna on Aug 10, 2004 12:40:08 GMT 1
that you should never fix what aint broke
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Post by Cactus on Aug 18, 2004 13:51:17 GMT 1
. . . That if you leave a peice of raw liver ( pigs / lambs ) on the worktop over night it will move around a foot away from where you place it, most of the time up a wall.
. . .. That if you put a human tooth into a glass of coca cola it will has disintergrated within 5 days.
. . . .The original surfer in the old spice adverts what Chandler from friends dad.
. . . . . Lincoln had a secratery called kennedy and kennedy had a secratery called lincoln, both were shot by men with a triple decker name, Booth shot lincoln in a theatre and was caught in a libary, oswald shot kennady from a kinda book store and was caught in the theatre?
. . . .If you take the human small intestine out, straighten it, leave it to dry and measure it with a ruler it becomes completly useless ?
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Post by Steve on Aug 20, 2004 19:16:46 GMT 1
... A whale's vagina is 6 feet deep? ... Cow's outnumber people in Montana? ... The Cook Islands have 2 Olympic atheletes this year. ... It is impossible to lick your elbow? ... That all of you will try to lick your elbow after reading that?
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Post by stocko on Aug 21, 2004 9:22:20 GMT 1
.........merlene ottey is running at her 7th olympics and she is representing slovakia
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Post by McKenna on Aug 21, 2004 12:40:09 GMT 1
........... that 1 in 3 people, having read the lick your elbow "did you know", will actually have a go at it
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Post by Steve on Aug 21, 2004 19:45:37 GMT 1
...That I already said that, Poopface?
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Post by Scream on Aug 21, 2004 21:40:55 GMT 1
that 2+2 actually equals bologna
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Post by Stare on Aug 21, 2004 22:04:36 GMT 1
that for every 35 pounds you're overweight, you lose an inch of penis (Medical Fact)
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Post by McKenna on Aug 22, 2004 9:13:17 GMT 1
^ well im 75 lbs overweight, and im still 4 inches
woo hoo stare is lying
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 22, 2004 14:16:12 GMT 1
... That all of you will try to lick your elbow after reading that? .....that I definately did......try. I bet Gene Simmons can do it.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 22, 2004 14:20:32 GMT 1
Gene Simmons is a genetic freak though brudda
anyhoo, did you know men can grow breasts comparable to those of Pamela Anderson?
I saw it on a documentary, and it was like a car crash.
You didnt want to watch, but you cant help yourself
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Post by Reaper on Aug 22, 2004 15:57:24 GMT 1
Meatloaf in Fight Club?
...if you take out all the veins from a human body and tie them all together, they will stretch to the moon!
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Post by Scream on Aug 22, 2004 22:07:18 GMT 1
the daddylong legs is one of the most venemous spiders in the world. It's teeth are too brittle to bite humans but if they freakishly grew to say the size of dogs we'd be in some trouble. There would be alot of people lying on there lawns with no legs!
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Post by Gormy on Aug 23, 2004 10:32:31 GMT 1
.....that when you are pregnant, you make an extra 4 pints of blood
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Post by McKenna on Aug 23, 2004 12:48:22 GMT 1
that a gorilla has a erect penis size of only 1 inch
That if all animals and insects were in proportion to a human, an ants penis would be at least 12 foot long.
And micko still has a smaller penis than a gorilla
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 24, 2004 4:49:36 GMT 1
My mother's ex Boyfriend from like 8 years ago, looks like a damned gorilla... ugly son of a bitch.
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Post by Gormy on Aug 24, 2004 7:51:34 GMT 1
......I have had my Avon stuff and I feel like it's xmas
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Post by McKenna on Aug 24, 2004 8:00:53 GMT 1
.......... I can see my wallet a whole lot lighter now lol
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Post by stocko on Aug 24, 2004 9:24:51 GMT 1
.........mr penis is at least 1.5 inches, ignore ukg, hes a liar
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