Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Aug 24, 2004 13:24:21 GMT 1
The arena is buzzing with excitement as the night unfolds. Deadstar Assembly's 'Therapy Scares Me' hits, signalling the entrance of Addryd. Addryd steps out on to the soundstage in restraints, accompanied by arena security and police officers. He has a huge grin on his face, which is quite unnerving. He climbs up the steps into the ring, where a police officer has to step on the rope so Addryd can enter. He moves into the centre of the ring. The music cuts out and a security guard has to hold the microphone up to Addryd's face.
Addryd : Erm ....., I think I'm in trouble ! This oughta explain everything. ROLL THE FOOTAGE !
The big screen shows Addryd earlier on in the show, stood in a corridor backstage. There is a little logo in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen which reads 'Bird's Eye View'. As usual, Addryd is listening to something on his walkman. He takes off the headphones and looks into the camera.
Addryd : Ok, last week I lost to Hellspawn and to show that there are no hard feelings, I'm here outside the Evil Unlimited locker room and I'm going to throw them a party ! A party that I don't think they'll be forgetting sometime soon. I got a bag full of snacks and beverages here .... I hope they like them.
Addryd walks a couple of paces to the door of the Evil Unlimited locker room. He straightens out his collar of his trenchcoat and dusts off the sleeve. He knocks the door and stands patiently for a couple of seconds. There is no reply. He knocks again and calls out their names. Once again, there is no reply. He turns back to face the camera.
Addryd : Hmmm, that's strange - no-one's home. I'm sure they wouldn't mind an awful lot if I, y'know, went in and set up the party for them to enjoy when they got back, perhaps leave them a little something to know this was I who bestowed this upon them. Nah, I'm sure they wouldn't ..........
Addryd turns the handle of the door and enters the empty Evil Unlimited locker room. Signs indicate that Reaper, Hellspawn and Wench have recently been there as there bags are dotted around the room. Addryd sets his bag down in the middle of the room and takes in a deep breath and releases. He turns back to the camera once more.
Addryd : Actually now that I think about it, there are hard feelings. I mean, I was beaten by that piece of garbage Frogspawn on what was supposed to be my glorious debut in P2PW ! How dare he ? He belittled me in his promos and then proceeded to beat me in the ring. There is no way that I'm taking this one on the chin .... no way ! But I know a way I can make it right again.
Addryd kneels down to his bag and unzips. From it he takes an unmarked cannister. He holds it up to the camera and flashes a sadistic smile.
Addryd : Petrol, siphoned from Evil Unlimited's own limousine ! Last week I left the arena with nothing to show for the hard work I put in. Now it's Evil Unlimited's turn to leave with nothing except the clothes they have on their backs at this precise moment in time ! This place is going up in flames.
Addryd proceeds to unscrew the cap of the cannister and empty its contents all over the carpet, furniture and wooden lockers of the Evil Unlimited locker room, smiling and laughing at the top of his lungs the entire time. Once the cannister is empty, he throws the metal container against the glass coffee table, shattering it into thousands of shards. He picks up the bag and moves closer to the door. He puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out a box of matches. He takes a handful and lights them all at the same time and holds them towards the camera.
Addryd : Evil Unlimited shall reap what they sowed. I could have just gone away a left things be, but where's the fun it that, huh ? This is the beginning of your end and I will watch you crash and burn at my feet, just like your locker room. FIRE IN THE DISCO !!!
Addryd throws the matches into the locker room as he exits. The camera watches as the room is engulfed in flames. Everything is getting torched and Addryd can be heard of camera laughing his head off in satisfaction. Eventually, the smoke becomes thick and the camera can no longer seen inside. A fire alarm goes off and the sprinkler system kicks in. A commotion is heard and the camera turns around to see arena security pounce on Addryd. Addryd doesn't appear to resist and seems happy to go with them. The camera watches as the security guards cart Addryd off and then fades out. The feed resumes back in the arena. Addryd looks pleased with himself and the crowd are in shock. They are in complete awe of what they have just witnessed. Addryd begins to speak again.
Addryd : Before anyone asks, yes I'm very pleased with myself and yes, I am aware of the consequences of the actions I took .... but I don't care ! I don't because this is what I want, and what I want I always get, no matter what the lengths I have to go to. And I want Evil Unlimited to recognise just what they've gotten themselves into. And don't try and retaliate, because unfortunately for you guys, I'm spending the next twenty-four hours in a police cell ! But know this, I will be here next week and anything you want to say, come out to the ring and tell me there. I hope you enjoyed our party and the gift I left behind for you because that is the most pleasant that I'll ever be to you. It's a long fall from here. See ya around ....
Addryd laughs as security guards push him out of the ring and escort him up the ramp and all the way back to the parking lot, where he is shoved in to a police car and whisked away into the night, sirens howling.
Addryd : Erm ....., I think I'm in trouble ! This oughta explain everything. ROLL THE FOOTAGE !
The big screen shows Addryd earlier on in the show, stood in a corridor backstage. There is a little logo in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen which reads 'Bird's Eye View'. As usual, Addryd is listening to something on his walkman. He takes off the headphones and looks into the camera.
Addryd : Ok, last week I lost to Hellspawn and to show that there are no hard feelings, I'm here outside the Evil Unlimited locker room and I'm going to throw them a party ! A party that I don't think they'll be forgetting sometime soon. I got a bag full of snacks and beverages here .... I hope they like them.
Addryd walks a couple of paces to the door of the Evil Unlimited locker room. He straightens out his collar of his trenchcoat and dusts off the sleeve. He knocks the door and stands patiently for a couple of seconds. There is no reply. He knocks again and calls out their names. Once again, there is no reply. He turns back to face the camera.
Addryd : Hmmm, that's strange - no-one's home. I'm sure they wouldn't mind an awful lot if I, y'know, went in and set up the party for them to enjoy when they got back, perhaps leave them a little something to know this was I who bestowed this upon them. Nah, I'm sure they wouldn't ..........
Addryd turns the handle of the door and enters the empty Evil Unlimited locker room. Signs indicate that Reaper, Hellspawn and Wench have recently been there as there bags are dotted around the room. Addryd sets his bag down in the middle of the room and takes in a deep breath and releases. He turns back to the camera once more.
Addryd : Actually now that I think about it, there are hard feelings. I mean, I was beaten by that piece of garbage Frogspawn on what was supposed to be my glorious debut in P2PW ! How dare he ? He belittled me in his promos and then proceeded to beat me in the ring. There is no way that I'm taking this one on the chin .... no way ! But I know a way I can make it right again.
Addryd kneels down to his bag and unzips. From it he takes an unmarked cannister. He holds it up to the camera and flashes a sadistic smile.
Addryd : Petrol, siphoned from Evil Unlimited's own limousine ! Last week I left the arena with nothing to show for the hard work I put in. Now it's Evil Unlimited's turn to leave with nothing except the clothes they have on their backs at this precise moment in time ! This place is going up in flames.
Addryd proceeds to unscrew the cap of the cannister and empty its contents all over the carpet, furniture and wooden lockers of the Evil Unlimited locker room, smiling and laughing at the top of his lungs the entire time. Once the cannister is empty, he throws the metal container against the glass coffee table, shattering it into thousands of shards. He picks up the bag and moves closer to the door. He puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out a box of matches. He takes a handful and lights them all at the same time and holds them towards the camera.
Addryd : Evil Unlimited shall reap what they sowed. I could have just gone away a left things be, but where's the fun it that, huh ? This is the beginning of your end and I will watch you crash and burn at my feet, just like your locker room. FIRE IN THE DISCO !!!
Addryd throws the matches into the locker room as he exits. The camera watches as the room is engulfed in flames. Everything is getting torched and Addryd can be heard of camera laughing his head off in satisfaction. Eventually, the smoke becomes thick and the camera can no longer seen inside. A fire alarm goes off and the sprinkler system kicks in. A commotion is heard and the camera turns around to see arena security pounce on Addryd. Addryd doesn't appear to resist and seems happy to go with them. The camera watches as the security guards cart Addryd off and then fades out. The feed resumes back in the arena. Addryd looks pleased with himself and the crowd are in shock. They are in complete awe of what they have just witnessed. Addryd begins to speak again.
Addryd : Before anyone asks, yes I'm very pleased with myself and yes, I am aware of the consequences of the actions I took .... but I don't care ! I don't because this is what I want, and what I want I always get, no matter what the lengths I have to go to. And I want Evil Unlimited to recognise just what they've gotten themselves into. And don't try and retaliate, because unfortunately for you guys, I'm spending the next twenty-four hours in a police cell ! But know this, I will be here next week and anything you want to say, come out to the ring and tell me there. I hope you enjoyed our party and the gift I left behind for you because that is the most pleasant that I'll ever be to you. It's a long fall from here. See ya around ....
Addryd laughs as security guards push him out of the ring and escort him up the ramp and all the way back to the parking lot, where he is shoved in to a police car and whisked away into the night, sirens howling.