P2PW's TNT (2/10) Results!

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HeX quickly slides into the ring. His music fades. A referee slides into the ring as well and calls for the bell.

Mastadon’s Open Challenge
Mastadon vs. HeX

Mastadon sprints towards HeX and squashes him into the corner. Wasting no time, Mastadon whips HeX into the far corner and delivers another splash. HeX stumbles out of the corner. Mastadon tosses him over his shoulder. HeX drapes over his shoulder, helplessly, as Mastadon whips HeX to the mat, via spinebuster. At this moment in the match, Jessica is scene on the outside of the ring, on her cell phone. She smiles and closes her phone. She immediately leaves ringside. Our focus is now back on the match.

The crowd roars as Mastadon looks down at HeX, who is obviously out. Mastadon refuses to pin the man. Mastadon kneels down and delivers blow after blow to the forehead of HeX. As the referee reaches the 4 count, Mastadon refrains from delivering more blows. Mastadon aids Hex to his feet. He whips him into the ropes. HeX spings back. Mastadon back-body drops HeX out of the ring. HeX is sent flying out of the ring. He leg cracks against the announce table. HeX rolls around in pain, on the outside. Mastadon tells the referee to begin his count. Without hesitation, the referee begins his 10 count. To much of the crowds surprise, Mastadon simply leans into a corner while the referee counts. The referee reaches a 10 count. He calls for the bell and Mastadon approaches the referee. He demands the referee to raise his hand. He also demands the ring announcer to make the final decision.

Ring Announcer:[/b] Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of a count out..Your winner is Mastadon!!

Mastadon - 3.9333 Promo Points + 1.8 Voting Points = 5.7333
HeX - 0.0 Promo Points + 0.3 Voting Points = 0.3[/i]

Winner: Mastadon[/b]

Mastadon nods and rolls out of the ring. He grabs the microphone and stands over HeX.

Mastadon:[/b] I bet you think I have spared you. I allowed you to be counted out. I gave you the easy way out. The fact is, I wanted to grab this victory before doing exactly what I am about to do. I felt no need to risk a disqualification. Consider the contracted match over, HeX. Now comes the non-sanctioned match I’ve been waiting for!

The crowd erupts as Mastadon rolls HeX into the ring. Mastadon grabs a steel chair. He folds it up and slides it into the ring. Mastadon climbs the ring steps and Mastadon’s “Non Sanctioned” matched is now underway.

Non-Sanctioned Match
Mastadon vs. HeX

Mastadon sets the chair up un the ring. He grabs Hex and Bulldogs him onto the open chair. HeX’s head cracks off of the chair. HeX is immediately busted open. The crowd cheers as Mastadon does not let up. He aids HeX to his feet and drops him to the mat via Russian Sickle. Mastason then folds the chair up and slams in across the chest of HeX. HeX rolls around in pain. The referee tries to stop the attack. Mastadon simply shoves the referee to the mat.

Mastadon drops the chair to the mat. He lifts HeX up by the hair. Keeping a firm grasp on Hex’s hair, Mastadon deliver a few more blows to Hex’s open wound. Mastadon then sets HeX up for The Stampede. The crowd roars as Mastadon press HeX high above his head. Mastadon hold him there for a few seconds. Finally the press is turned into the Rikishi Drive, onto the steel chair. HeX’s head can be heard cracking onto the chair. His body falls limp as Mastadon stands up and looks down at him. Mastadon smiles. He then looks towards the crowd as they cheer. Mastadon puts one foot over the chest of HeX. He then demands the referee to count. The referee counts to three and signals for the bell. Once again, the ring announcer grabs the microphone.

Ring Announcer:[/b] .... And, the your winner is, Mastadon!

Winner of the “Non-Sanctioned” Match: Mastadon[/b]

The crowd erupts as “It’s So Easy” hits. Mastadon rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp. EMTs rush to the ring as Mastadon proceeds into the back. We now take you backstage.

[shinnstheory]

SoundScream is shown talking to Jessica McDaniels. The two appear to be laughing as the cameraman approaches the two.

SoundScream:[/b] I’d give it less than 3 minutes before I pin “The Assassin”.

The two laugh as Jessica speaks.

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] I wouldn’t doubt it. So, are we cool with this?

SoundScream:[/b] I am totally cool with this.

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] Great! So, first off...we need to think up strategy.

SoundScream:[/b] Strategy?

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] Of course. If I am going to be your manager, we need a strategy.

SoundScream steps back a bit.

SoundScream:[/b] I thought my strategy of “going out to the ring and destroying Tyler in 3 minutes” was a pretty damn good strategy.

Jessica laughs.

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] I thought you were kidding about that. Tyler is decent competition. We need to be sure you walk away the winner.

SoundScream:[/b] Ok, first of all, when I agreed for you to be my “manager” I really was agreeing for you to become my ringside “eye candy”. I don’t need someone to “manage” me. I’m Rick James....errmm....SoundScream bitch!

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] With all do respect, SoundScream, if you want to get to the top, I have all the tools to get you there.

SoundScream:[/b] No, what you have is all the tools to bake cookies, have babies, do my laundry, iron my clothes....

Jessica’s expression speaks for itself. She is now disgusted.

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] Is that all you think I’m good for? I am certain I can take you to the top. I just want to add my 2 cents in, every now and then.

SoundScream holds his hand out. Jessica looks on, confused.

SoundScream:[/b] Cough it up women.....2 cents.

Jessica immediately slaps SoundScream across the face. SoundScream holds his cheek for a moment. He then pushes Jessica. Jessica stumbles back but someone breaks her fall. The camera pans up and Tyler Stone is shown holding Jessica in a standing position.

Tyler Stone:[/b] You were never the type of person who could take a little constructive criticism.

SoundScream:[/b] What the hell does that mean?

Tyler Stone:[/b] I saw your promo. You own a dictionary. Figure it out douche.

Tyler straightens Jessica out. She turns towards Tyler and thanks him.

Tyler Stone:[/b] Any interest in a “walk and talk”?

Jessica looks towards SoundScream with a furious look on her face.

Jessica McDaniels:[/b] You read my mind Tyler.

The two walk off. The camera pans towards SoundScream who has a bit of concern written across his face. We now take you to ringside for our second “sanctioned” match of the night.

”Thuggish Ruggish Bone” hits and the crowd jumps to their feet. Trent Acid appears and walks to the ring. He steps over the top rope. He stretches and tests the ropes as he waits for his opponent. Finally “Wake Up” hits and Stevo316 appears. He takes his shirt off on his way to the ring. He quickly slides into the ring. And the referee calls for the bell.

Singles Match
Trent Acid vs. Stevo316

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Stevo316 quickly delivers a low kick to the stomach. He attempts an early Stunner but P2PW’s original monster converts the move into an atomic drop. Stevo316 turns around to face Trent. Trent lays him out with a Yakuza Kick. Stevo316 falls to the mat. Trent picks him up and tosses him into a power slam position. Instead, Trent raises Stevo316 up and drops him, neck first, across the top rope. Stevo316 bounces back and falls, back-first, onto the mat. Trent wastes no time and picks Stevo316 up. He sends him off the ropes. Stevo316 is greeted with a Sit-down Spinebuster. The crowd begins to back the monster.

Trent goes for the pin but lifts Stevo316's head at the last moment, breaking his own count. Trent shakes his head. He picks Stevo316 up and backs into a corner, leading him with him. Trent tosses Stevo316's head in between his legs and lifts him up for a Powerbomb. Showing his massive strength, Trent slowly steps, without using his hands, up the turnbuckles. Once he reaches the top turnbuckle, he teeters a bit. The crowd rises to their feet waiting for Trent to lose his balance. After regaining his stance, Trent delivers a Powerbomb from the top rope. A “Holy Shit!!” chant erupts. Trent stands up and scans the arena. The crowd, along with the referee are expecting Trent to pin Stevo316. Instead of going for the pin, Trent picks s helpless Stevo316 up and performs an Acid Bomb. The crowd erupts. The referee appears to be begging Trent to make the cover. Trent refuses. Trent sets Stevo316 up for another Acid Bomb. The referee calls for the bell. Trent performs his move. Trent approaches the referee. The referee cowards into a corner. Trent signals for a microphone.

Trent Acid:[/b] What the hell was that? Why did you call for the bell? He didn’t submit! I never pinned him!!

Trent shoves the microphone against the referee’s face.

Referee:[/b] Trent, your opponent was unconscious after the top rope power bomb. After delivering your finisher, you should have pinned him. But, you refused to. So, I called for the bell in hopes to save your opponent from any more permanent damage you may have inflicted.

Trent Acid:[/b] So, what is this? Are you disqualifying me? I didn’t break any rules.

Referee:[/b] No Trent. You are declared the winner.

Trent Acid - 3.8333 Promo Points + 2.1 Voting Points = 5.9333
Stevo316 - 0.0 Promo Points + 0.0 Voting Points = 0.0[/i]

Winner: Trent Acid[/b]

The crowd cheers as Trent drops the microphone to the mat. He rolls out of the ring. He reaches under the ring and sets a table up at the bottom of the ramp. Trent reaches in the ring and drags Stevo316 out by his leg. Trent proceeds to demolish Stevo316 by performing the Cop Killer through the table. The place erupts as Trent heads to the back to the sounds of “Thuggish Ruggish Bone”. The fans cheer as EMTs rush to the ring, for the second time tonight. We now take you backstage.

[shinnstheory]

Shinn’s Theory is shown walking towards the staging area. Trent is shown leaving the staging area. Shinn’s stops Trent.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Impressive.

Trent Acid:[/b] I’m glad I impressed you, because there is plenty more where that came from!

Trent walks off as Shinn’s watches him. Shinn’s cracks a smile then proceeds up the steps. On his way, Rocky stops him.

Rocky:[/b] Where are you going?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] To the ring to announce matches for Sole Survivor.

Rocky:[/b] Maybe I’ll join you.

Shinn’s has a blank stare on his face. Rocky nods to the engineer and “Hysteria” hits. Rocky signals for Shinn’s to exit onto the stage. Shinn’s does.

The crowd boos at the sounds of Rocky’s entrance. When Shinn’s Theory is seen, the crowd erupts. Rocky then appears behind Shinn’s. The crowd boos. Rocky points towards the ring. Shinn’s shakes his head and walks to the ring, followed by Rocky. The two men enter the ring. Both men are handed a microphone.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] First of all, I am here to announce two huge matches for Sole Survivor. Secondly, I have no idea why Rocky insisted in being out here for this.

Rocky quickly responds

Rocky:[/b] I have just as much power as you do Shinn’s. Don’t EVER forget that. Carry on...

Shinn’s Theory stands speechless for a few moments. Finally he address the crowd.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] As most of you know, this week at Blitz! the Undisputed Internet Championship will be on the line. Gormy defends her title against two men, Diddly Squat and Wolverine. The stipulation of the match has yet to be determined. However, this will be a blockbuster.

The crowd erupts as Shinn’s nods along. Shinn’s looks towards Rocky, who appears to be eyeballing him.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] What?

Rocky:[/b] Nothing Theory. You are doing a wonderful job. Please continue.

Shinn’s Theory scratches his head before continuing.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Well, regardless of the outcome of that match, Gormy will be in singles competition at Sole Survivor. If she walks out of Blitz! victorious this week, her title will be on the line at Sole Survivor.

The crowd erupts.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Her challenger will be the man who spoiled her Title Ceremony a few months back. Her challenger will be E2. Also....

Rocky quickly interrupts.

Rocky:[/b] Everybody, give a warm welcome to E2!!!

Theory dangles the microphone at his side as “Headsprung” blares throughout the arena. E2 appears on the ramp. The camera pans back into the ring as Rocky is shown looking up towards the stage, applauding, while Shinn’s Theory is behind him rolling his eyes.

The crowd smites E2 as he makes his way towards the ring. E2 enters the ring and stands next to Rocky.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Rocky, I had another major announcement for Sole Survivor but.....

Rocky:[/b] E2, would you like to address the fans?

E2 nods and Rocky hands him his microphone.

E2:[/b] You know... I was really hoping to face someone else at Sole Survivor. Instead, I have to face Gormy. Gormy BETTER win her match at Blitz! this week. If she doesn’t, I consider our match to be USELESS at Sole Survivor.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] E2, you haven’t been around for too long kid. You should focus on the task at hand. Gormy is no pushover. Trust me, I know from experience. In fact..

E2:[/b]...In fact, I think the “almighty” Shinn’s Theory is afraid to step into the ring with me. I’ve offered you an open challenge. Instead, I get Gormy?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Gormy is MORE than you deserve. Actually, it was her idea to face YOU at Sole Survivor.

E2 steps back and begins to laugh.

E2:[/b] You mean to tell me, Gormy WANTS to face me?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] That’s correct.

E2:[/b] Alright Shinn’s. I’ll play your little game. I’ll face Gormy at Sole Survivor. If she is champion come Sole Survivor, I will walk out of that place the NEW Undisputed Internet Champion. Plus, my offer still stands. If I leave there as the champion I have no problems putting up my belt to step into the ring with you. I’m sick and tired of you. I can’t stand the damn sight of you!!

The fans boo as Rocky is shown laughing.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yea, anyway. The next announcement I would like to make COULD involve the International Title. At Sole Survivor, SoL will get an opportunity to face Cactus. If Cactus remains champion after Blitz! this will be an International Championship match. Two matches already.....

Rocky:[/b] Ladies and gentlemen, SoL!!!

Shinn’s becomes angry as he now walks over towards the corner and leans, again dangling his microphone by his side.

”Rockstar” hits and SoL makes his appearance. SoL walks to the ring and enters. He joins Rocky and E2 on the opposite side of the ring that Shinn’s Theory is occupying. E2 hands SoL the microphone.

SoL:[/b] My hat is off to you Shinn’s. Cactus and I have quite the past. You made a great decision booking that match.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Thank you SoL.

SoL:[/b] Shut up. I wasn’t finished.

The crowd “oooooooooooo’s” as Shinn’s leans back into the corner.

SoL:[/b] Come the aftermath of Sole Survivor, you will be looking at the next International Champion. I’m sure Cactus will win his match at Blitz! In fact, I may make sure of it.

The crowd boos as SoL continues.

SoL:[/b] The TNT following Sole Survivor will be MY night...

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] So, anyway...

The crowd erupts as Shinn’s interrupts SoL. SoL has an angry look on his face.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Those two matches are signed, sealed, and “soon to be” delivered. Now, if I may continue....The entire locker room will love the announcement I have next. However, I am saving that for Blitz! When I say “the entire locker room” I mean each and every.....

Rocky:[/b] Everyone put their hands together for Darkness King!

At this point, Shinn’s becomes so frustrated that he drops the microphone and leans back into the corner. “Graveyard Symphony” hits as the lights dim in the arena. Darkness King appears and makes his way to the ring. He steps onto the apron and steps over the top rope.

Rocky:[/b] So Shinn’s....the entire locker room does involve Darkness King. What are your plans for him?

Shinn’s picks up his microphone.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Actually, I didn’t take him into consideration.

Darkness King steps towards Shinn’s Theory. Shinn’s holds his hands up, stopping Darkness King.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Easy big guy. Maybe there is something I can do for you. Maybe I’ll find a place on the card for you.

Rocky:[/b] “Maybe” isn’t good enough for Darkness King. Make up your mind.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] All I need to do is move a few things around. I should be able to fit you in.

Rocky:[/b] Should? That’s still not good enough.

All for men (Rocky, E2, SoL, Darness King) step towards Shinn’s. Shinn’s quickly drops his microphone and slides under the bottom rope. He attempts to walk around the ring and towards the ramp but E2 hops out of the ring and steps in his path. He tries the other side, but SoL hops out of the ring and steps in his path. He looks up towards the ring where Darkness King is seen, as well as an amused Rocky. Shinn’s hops the barricade and exits through the crowd.

Rocky:[/b] Run along Shinn’s. That’s what you do best....

Rocky tosses the microphone to the ring announcer. “Hysteria” hits as Darkness King and Rocky step out of the ring. The crowd boos as the four men walk up the ramp. Before they disappear into the back they all look over the crowd. Rocky, still smirking, applauds the other three men. All four men then disappear into the back.

[shinnstheory]

P2PW Staff is shown setting up the ring for our next segment. After a short time, our segment is ready.

The Diddly Scoop Returns!
Special Guest - Wolverine

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The camera opens with a shot of the Squat Screen 6000, and slowly zooms out to reveal the background of the Diddly Scoop. “Chasing After” by Tantric comes on, and Diddly makes his way to the ring. His music is surrounded by cheers. Diddly enters the ring and grabs a microphone.

Diddly Squat:[/b] Yes, AC/DC is gone. I felt that it fit the old Diddly, the one who FORCED knowledge on all of you. I am a changed man. I guess you could say that back then I was breaking kid’s hearts and now I’ve found a new religion, eh? Eh? No, don’t laugh at that one, it isn’t funny. And you know what else isn’t funny? The fact that I STILL don’t have any gold. Do you know how it feels to be the only member of a group with no gold? It hurts. A lot. But that will change this week on Blitz. I’ve paid my dues over the last year, and it’s my time to shine. I WILL win that match on Blitz….. it’s my destiny.

Diddly pauses as the crowd cheers.

Diddly Squat:[/b] Before I call out tonight’s guest, I would like to announce that I will be the first guest on P2PW’s new weekly Superstar Chat on P2PW.com! Feel free to ask me anything about wrestling, my career, P2PW, whatever! It will no holds barred, yet better than the Hogan movie. Hiyoooooooo! Now with that, let’s bring out tonight’s guest, my opponent on Blitz this week, and the guy Marvel Comics is trying to sue, WOLVERINE!

”Fight” hits the speakers and the giant Wolverine makes his way to ringside. The lyrics of his music are drowned out with boos. He circles the ring before walking up the stairs. After going through the ropes, he knocks down one of the cardboard cutouts of Diddly and bends it in half. Diddly has a look of upset on his face.

Diddly Squat:[/b] You imbecile! How dare you come on my show and treat my expensive props like that! Do you remember what happened the last time someone did that?

Wolverine:[/b] Yeah, Reaper whooped your ass.
The crowd screams “Oooooooh” as Diddly looks frustrated.

Diddly Squat:[/b] Indeed. All kidding aside, how does it feel to be put in a match that you’re sure to lose?

Wolverine:[/b] You have one smart ass there.

Diddly Squat:[/b] Why thank you! It has a rough job, but it knows how to get the big pieces out painlessly.

Wolverine:[/b] You’re SICK! Freaking talking about how you give birth, NASTY. I used to LOVE kicking the snot out of punk nerds like you in High School. It really made me feel great.

Diddly Squat:[/b] Yes, because EVERYONE feels like a big man after picking on people younger and smaller than they are.

Wolverine:[/b] You’re really pushing my buttons, nerd! You won’t like it when I’m angry!

Diddly Squat:[/b] What, do you become green and nasty like the Hulk? How many lawsuits has Marvel Comics slapped on you?

Wolverine gets REALLY pissed as the crowd starts chanting “Owned!” He gets right in Diddly’s face, and the two are about to come to blows when “Whiskey in the Jar” plays. The crowd goes CRAZY as Gormy appears on stage. She walks to the ring, and opens one of the Diddly Dictionaries on one of the chairs in the ring. She rips out a page and uses it to wipe off a small piece of dirt on the Internet Title, infuriating Diddly.

Diddly Squat:[/b] What are you thinkin’, you....

Gormy:[/b] Quiet genius guy, Mumma Bear has arrived! Now I know you guys would give up a droopy testicle to hold a belt in P2PW, but you’d all better aim for another belt, because this one isn’t leaving my waist any time soon!

Diddly Squat:[/b] My testicles are NOT droopy, they’re perfectly...

Gormy:[/b] Like, gross, don’t want to know! This belt says that ALL fans love me. Not just the regular, everyday fans, but the hardcore guys on the Internet! They wanted me to hold this belt, and here I am. And they’re going to keep on voting for stipulations that give me an advantage! If it were just you versus me, Didds, they would vote for a “Smarter Person is Forced to Lie Down and Not Move” match!

Diddly Squat:[/b] Ouch, that hurts so.....

Gormy:[/b] QUIET! I hate your voice, just STOP TALKING! And Wolverine, you haven’t been here long. You probably don’t know who runs things around here. But you will know once I leave you lying flat on your back, a position you don’t seem used to.

The crowd ROARS as Wolverine backs her into the corner. Diddly jumps on Wolverine’s back, as Gormy pushes down one of the chairs on the set. Wolverine spins around and tries to flip Diddly off his back, and throw him on the chair. However, Diddly lands on his feet, holds on to Wolverine’s neck in a Stunner type position. Diddly pulls Wolverine up a bit, and delivers a Diddly Drop, slamming Wolverine’s back onto the chair, breaking it to pieces! Diddly gets up, but Gormy immediately hits him with a MASSIVE kick to the groin. She then takes the other chair and drops it on Diddly’s head. Both men are down, writhing in pain, as Gormy smiles.

Gormy:[/b] Take that, “Mister Perfect Balls”!

”Whiskey in a Jar” hits as the Undisputed Internet Champion back peddles up the ramp, laughing at the two fallen men in the ring. The crowd roars as Gormy lifts the belt high above her head before disappearing into the back. We now take you backstage where Shinn’s is shown in his office, along with Starcrunch.

[shinnstheory]

Starcrunch:[/b] You really need to relax Shinn’s. It’s over.

An angry Shinn’s Theory quickly approaches Starcrunch.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Bull shit! With Rocky back, he is going to haunt me. I couldn’t make 2 simple announcements, WHICH he already knew about, without him tagging along. Then, he has the nerve to bring out SoL, E2, and Darkness King? What the hell was the purpose of that? It was obvious they were all ready to pounce. Where were my buddies? Who had my back? Nobody!


Starcrunch:[/b] I JUST got here. You know I would have been out there with you.

Shinn’s Theory seems to settle down a bit. A knock at the door is heard and Starcrunch opens. Cactus immediately walks into Theory’s office.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Jesus Christ! Now what?

Cactus:[/b] Easy Theory. I just wanted to thank you for the match you announced.

Shinn’s Theory relaxes.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] You’re welcome Cactus.

Cactus:[/b] I can’t wait to wrap my hands around SoL’s throat, listen to the bones crunch, and watch his week body fall onto the mat, lifeless.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Cactus, you are speaking in a similar tone you spoke the night Kaos died. Don’t go into Sole Survivor with that same mentality.

Cactus laughs as he walks out of Shinn’s office. He closes the door behind him.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Now I have to worry about him too? I swear, I wish this night would end already.

Starcrunch:[/b] I’m sure it has. Let’s watch the main event and head back to the hotel...

Theory’s door swings open and the entire Blood Pack strolls in.

Starcrunch:[/b] Now is not a good time guys.

Dollar Bill shoves Starcrunch to the side. This causes Shinn’s Theory to stand up.

Dollar Bill:[/b] Couldn’t find a place for any of use on TNT this week Shinn’s?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I figured I would give you the night off since you have a huge night ahead of you at Blitz!

SimZ:[/b] How noble.

Aladdin:[/b] Awww... Shinn’s is looking out for the Blood Pack.

Vegeta:[/b] He ALWAYS has our best interests in mind. Such a kind, kind spirit.

Starcrunch:[/b] Guys, now is a terrible time. Seriously. Please leave.

Dollar Bill shoves Starcrunch to the floor. Shinn’s leaps towards Dollar Bill, taking him down. The rest of the Blood Pack pry Shinn’s off of Dollar Bill. SimZ and Aladdin hold Shinn’s as Vegeta begins to deliver blow after blow. Starcrunch makes it to her feet. She tries to jump in but Dollar Bill makes it to his feet. Dollar Bill tosses Starcrunch over his shoulder and performs a Spinebuster onto Theory’s hardwood desk. The assault continues for a few minutes. Finally the Blood Pack release Shinn’s. Shinn’s falls to the floor. The Blood Pack laugh as they leave Theory’s office. Soul Reaper is shown peeking in.

Soul Reaper:[/b] Damn it! Everyone takes all my fun away...

Soul Reaper walks off as the camera shows Shinn’s Theory, in pain, on the floor. The camera pans over to see Starcrunch sprawled across the desk. We now take you back to ringside for tonight’s main event.

[shinnstheory]

”Get Back” blares throughout the arena. The fans boo as “Hollywood” SoundScream appears. He holds his hands out as white sparks fall from the rafters behind him. He struts to the ring. He enters the ring and hits the far corner. The crowd boos as SoundScream scans them over. A few girls at ringside hold up “SoundScream” signs. SoundScream gives them a wink before hopping onto the apron.

”You Start the Fire” hits and the crowd delivers a mixed reaction. Tyler Stone “The Assassin” appears on top of the ramp. Jessica McDaniels appears behind him. Tyler pauses before walking down the ramp. Jessica pats him on the back and the two descend. Tyler hops onto the ring apron and enters the ring. Jessica remains on the outside applauding Stone. Stone stares at SoundScream for a moment then hops onto a turnbuckle. Again, recieving a mixed reaction, Tyler looks over the crowd then down at Jessica, who is still applauding. SoundScream sneaks up behind The Assassin and yanks him off of the turnbuckle. Tyler staggers back. SoundScream swings but Tyler ducks. Tyler grabs SoundScream by the ankles and quickly takes him down. The referee calls for the bell.

Singles Match - Former Decepticon Allies Collide!
SoundScream vs. Tyler Stone “The Assassin

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With his hands tightly around SoundScream’s ankles, Tyler is able to shimmy him into a quick Sharp Shooter. SoundScream quickly wraps his arm around the bottom rope. Tyler breaks the hold, at the request of the referee. SoundScream looks back towards Tyler in amazement. Tyler signals for SoundScream to meet him in the center of the ring. SoundScream makes it to his feet. He looks towards the crowd who urge him to meet The Assassin. SoundScream journeys to the center of the ring.

The two men are about to lock up when SoundScream delivers a thumb to the eye. SoundScream smirks as he takes Tyler’s head and introduces it to a turnbuckle. He continues to pound Tyler’s head into the turnbuckle as the referee makes him stop. Finally SoundScream stops and Tyler stumbles out of the corner. Jessica is on the outside cheering for Tyler to get back into the game. SoundScream approaches Tyler. Tyler lands a low knee to the mid-section and takes a few seconds to catch his breath.

Jessica applauds Stone as he sets SoundScream up for a sidewalk suplex. He lands the move and goes for the cover. SoundScream kicks out just after the 2 count. Tyler aids SoundScream to his feet and sets SoundScream up for the Rat Trap. The submission hold is performed and the referee slides into position to make the call. SoundScream is able to get a hand on the rope. Tyler quickly releases the hold. Tyler stands, smiling as SoundScream is shown shaking the cobwebs away. At this point, the crowd begins to back The Assassin.

The Assassin continues the offense by stomping away at the chest area of SoundScream. Tyler drags soundScream into the center of the ring. He holds one of SoundScreams legs up and drops an elbow into the inner thigh of the former Decepticon leader. Tyler continues to soften up the leg area of SoundScream. Tyler attempts to perform a Figure Four Leg Lock on SoundScream. SoundScream is able to shove Tyler into the corner using his only free leg. Before slamming into the corner, Tyler stops. He approaches SoundScream. SoundScream is kneeling on the mat at this point. As Tyler approaches, SoundScream pulls the referee in close. This distracts the referee and gives SoundScream the opportunity to deliver a low blow to Stone’s stones (heh). Jessica yells towards the referee, trying to tell him about the illegal actions of SoundScream. This only distracts the referee more. SoundScream begins to choke Tyler. Jessica hops onto the apron and points towards the two men. The referee has his sights set on Jessica instead of the two men. Frustrated, Jessica hops off of the apron. As the referee turns around, SoundScream breaks the hold. The referee sees nothing.

SoundScream aids Tyler to his feet and performs a modified Back Breaker. He goes for the cover but Stone is able to kick out. SoundScream retreats to the far corner, waiting for Tyler to make it to his feet. As Tyler makes it to his feet, SoundScream attempts The Sound Off. Tyler counters by shoving SoundScream across the ring. SoundScream slams into the referee, knocking him to the mat.

The referee is now out of the equation. SoundScream looks down at the referee. Tyler sneaks up behind him. SoundScream turns around and is nailed with a kick to the stomach. Tyler then Pile Drives SoundScream. Tyler then hooks the legs of SoundScream, flips him around, and slaps on The Sharp Shooter. After a few moments, SoundScream is shown tapping out. However, the referee is still out. Jessica runs to the side of the ring where the referee is lying. She tries to revive him. She shakes the referee. Finally the referee starts to show signs of life. By this time SoundScream is able to make it to the ropes. The referee staggers to his feet. He immediately tells Tyler to break the hold. Tyler does. Tyler then gets in the face of the referee. The two begin to argue. SoundScream is seen making it to his feet with help from the ropes. SoundScream limps up behind Tyler. He grabs the trucks of Stone and rolls him up for the pin. The referee falls into place and begins to count. As the referee counts, SoundScream has Tyler by the tights and places his feet onto the second rope, adding more leverage to the pin. The referee counts to three and calls for the bell.

SoundScream - 4.4 Promo Points + 1.3 Voting Points = 5.7
Tyler Stone “The Assassin” - 4.4 Promo Points + 0.8 Voting Points = 5.2[/i]

Winner: SoundScream[/b]

SoundScream recieves the win and quickly slides out of the ring. Jessica enters the ring and explains how Tyler was pinned. The referee says he didn’t see anything illegal. Tyler, now fuming, also begins to explain to the referee that he was illegally pinned. “Get Back” hits and the crowd immediately begins to boo. SoundScream stumbles, backwards, up the stage. Tyler then turns towards SoundScream, who is now smiling. Tyler points at SoundScream and mouths the words “This isn’t over”. Jessica is shown still arguing with the referee. As TNT goes off the air, the camera zooms in on Tyler’s face. He shakes his head and continues to stare down SoundScream as he retreats to the back.

The Diddly Scoop - Written by Diddly Squat[/size][/b]
Shoot “Non-Sanctioned” Matches will not count towards your record.[/size][/b]

[shinnstheory]

Staff Promo Ratings:[/b][/u][/size]

Shinn’s Theory’s Promo Ratings:[/b][/u]

Mastadon - 3.5 (I see a beast exposing here. Tonight may mark the beginning of a new era.. The era of Mastadon.)
HeX - 0.0 (Using the great words of Dickie Cha’Mone - No Comment)

Trent Acid - 4.0 (I liked the format in this. The only thing that was iffy was out run-in. Since Stevo stunned me last week on TNT, along with the majority of the Blood Pack, my character probably would have had a little more to say about Stevo316. Other then that, I liked the intensity you brought. Great work.)
Stevo316 - 0.0 (Had several chances bud. To the Inactive-mobile!)

SoundScream - 4.3 (Good Promo. The man lying under Zeroin confused me a bit. I am guessing it was just a little addition with no real consequence? In any event, good stuff, you lyrical gangsta you!)
Tyler Stone “The Assassin” - 4.4 (I like how descriptive you are. I can visualize your actual promo. That is one thing I always look for. If I can actually see it, you’re score will automatically jump up a few notches. Regardless of the outcome, I believe you will be a great competitor here. And, at this rate, maybe a shot at some gold will is in your future.)

Stare’s Promo Ratings:[/b][/u]

Mastadon --- 4.1 (Nicely done. You didn't address your match too much, but there wasnt too much to say about it. I liked how you elaborated on why you deserve a title shot, and I coudlnt agree more)
HeX --- 0 (R.I.P. Nephillim *moment of silence*)

Trent Acid --- 3.5 (I liked how you played off of Stone Cold. Good average promo)
Stevo --- 0 (Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn . . . inactive!)

Soundscream --- 4.5 (Nice one, Heidenreich. I'm enjoying the poems, and the atmosphere set by this promo was outstnading. Good job)
Assassin --- 4.5 (Nice sick character development you had there. This one was dead even, IMO. Great dialogue and awesome description of what happened)

Rocky’s Promo Ratings:[/b][/u]

Mastadon - 4.2 (Your promos are always great and it's a huge disappointment that you haven't held a title. You really deserve one. I like it when you're in an important match, because you always up your game to an exceptionally high standard.)
HeX -

Trent Acid - 4.0 (I like the new direction you're taking your character. With your promos, you come across as a tweener, willing to battle both face and heel. I liked this.)
Stevo316 -

Soundscream - 4.4 (That was a very creative poem. It fit well into the promo. Nice work.)
Tyler Stone - 4.3 (Very strong promo, in both content and in general. Very nice. Not much to choose from between these two promos.

[Stare]

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oh well, Nice work Shinns and Didds

[Scream]

Nice match Assassin. Nice freakin promo. I'm Rick James....err SOUNDSCREAM BITCH!!! (Classic!)

[shinnstheory]

Heh....I couldn't help it.

[ChadClassic]

Excellent show, Shinns. I didn't expect Mastadon/HeX to go into a second match considering HeX not even putting any effort into promoing AT ALL, but oh well, congrats Mastadon and Trent on getting a completely easy win. lol.

[diddlysquat]

Argh, my balls are swolen and disproportional to each other now, thanks a lot Gormy.

But an excellent show nonetheless.

[Reaper]

Brilliant show.

HA! Shinns got killed. HA!

[shinnstheory]

ChadClassic said:

Excellent show, Shinns. I didn't expect Mastadon/HeX to go into a second match considering HeX not even putting any effort into promoing AT ALL, but oh well, congrats Mastadon and Trent on getting a completely easy win. lol.

That was the reason HeX got more punishment and embarassment.

[-JeNiFeR-]

Great Show guys.

[stocko]

excellent show boys, its always better when i win

[Drow]

Great show everyone. SoundScream... great match. I figured it would be close. I look forward to meeting you in the ring again sometime. I couldn't let you be the only one with a good promo for our match Nice promo yourself.

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

IC: If I am not in Sole Survivor then I will superkick the living shit ot of somebody!
OOC: Nice show guys.

[Darth Peccatus]

And if I am not involved with Sole Survivor, I'll...I'll...sit quietly in the corner and grumble to myself.


OOC: Ooh yeah, great show. And kudos to Diddly for making me spit Pepsi all over my monitor.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Nice show. CHEA!!!!

Truth is, I'm not proud of this victory, nobody wants to win like that....

[LK]

Awsome show. Amazing.

[diddlysquat]

IC: Hey De'Si, I read your inteview with P2PW.com the other day. I was offended by your comments. Nobody knows it, but I am the Ultimate Star Wars fan. I even have the collectibles to prove it. I can bring the photos to Sole Survivor.... or I could just beat some sense into you.

OOC: Seriously, I think we should do this match!

[Cactus]

Great show shinns, didds

OOC shinns If i had seen you 4 on 1 in the ring I would have had your back

IC maybe i would maybe i would,nt

SoL looking forward to dancing with you again

[Darth Peccatus]

Diddly said:

IC: Hey De'Si, I read your inteview with P2PW.com the other day.

OOC: You're making that up, right? Otherwise, I have an evil clone...or maybe I am an evil clone. Hmmm.

IC:

Nobody knows it,

But you've got a secret smile,
And you use it own-lee fuh meeee...

Mmm...pardon? Someone dares to question my mastery of the Lucasverse (excluding Indiana Jones and Howard The Duck)?! Point me toward this 'Diddly Squat' creature, and send a communique to General Veers - it would be most humourous to observe Blizzard Squadron at work against this snivelling imbecile...

[diddlysquat]

OOC: Yup, all made up.

IC: What the hell are you doing? You're acting like a Trekkie. Every Star Wars nerd knows that you act like yourself when discussing Star Wars. Dressing up is fine, but you don't ACT like the character. That is the fine line between Trekkie and, umm, Star Wars fan. Yup, that's it.