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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Jun 24, 2005 5:43:34 GMT 1
[glow=blue,2,300]I was the walrus…[/glow]
*The scene opens on an old movie theater, sometime at night. It is lit up and we can see posters advertising 70’s and 80’s B-Sci Fi movies. The scene cuts to inside the theater’s halls, the camera pans down a straight hall until it reaches the end, where a room is playing 1984’s “Night of the Comet.” The camera looks trough the window in the door and on the movie screen we see the last shot of the movie and the start of the credits. The camera moves away from the door and a few seconds later NIN Horror walks out of the room. NIN sees the cameraman but ignores him. He walks a few steps down the hall and stops when he reaches a door marked with an “Employees Only” sign. He opens the door and walks in and the camera follows close behind. They walk down two narrow flights of stairs until the reach a large steel door. NIN pulls something out of his pocket and drops it in a small shoot in the door, a loud click is heard and NIN opens the door and walks in a room with the camera doing the same. The room is large and lit by three lights hanging from the ceiling. All around the floor are large pillows and beanbag chairs. There is a closed door in the wall opposite the entrance. There is a large shelf system on the wall right to the entrance. On the shelves is packaged foods and bottled water. NIN is at what looks like a mini-refrigerator; he is digging around in it and pulls out a white bottle that in black letters says, “Zombie” He closes the lid on the mini-fridge and walks to the far left corner of the room. He sits down crossed leg on a fat maroon pillow on the floor. He shakes the bottle and opens it. He starts to drink from it and looks at the camera, with his eyes he motions for the camera to look around the room. The camera does. The walls are lined with posters of bands, movies, and events from the 60’s and 70’s. The camera pans back to NIN, who puts the lid back on the bottle and sets it on the floor to his right. NIN is wearing a black bandana on his forehead that goes from his hairline to his eyebrows. He has on the usual black pants, and a red CCCP hockey jersey. NIN looks at the camera. *
NIN: If you haven’t already figured it out this is an old bomb shelter. Why am I hangin out in bomb shelters in the middle of the night drinking rum? Well…
*NIN starts to chuckle. *
NIN: So here I am, finally getting my shot on the flagship show, almost five months of patience and hard work are finally paying off. I first signed with p2p sometime in February, and everyone kept telling me that this is the place to be. They kept telling me p2p has the best roster, the best story lines, the best bookers, the most important titles, etc, etc. Now believe me I tell you that I’ve been around. I’ve been in dozens of promotions in Canada, Texas, Mexico, Louisiana, North Carolina, California, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Brazil, Jamaica, Virgin Islands, Hawaii, Japan, China, Korea, Thailand, Hong Kong, Italy, Germany, Florida, I’ve been everywhere man. And I can honestly say that p2p is one of the best places I’ve ever worked. I am proud to be associated with the other dedicated and hard working individuals that make this company great.
*NIN picks up the bottle, unscrews the lid, drinks from it, screws the lid back on, sets it back down, and sighs. He pauses, and looks back at the camera. *
NIN: Are you fucking kidding me?! I don’t mean a goddamn thing I just said! p2p annoys the shit outta me. There isn’t a single person in this company I wouldn’t sell into slavery for a ham sandwich. The bookers wouldn’t know talent if it drove over them and their mother with a bus, backed up, and did it again. If you asked me about anything that happened on any of the TV shows or PPV’s since I’ve been here I wouldn’t be able to tell you anything. All I would be able to say is, “Oh, I’m sorry but when ever I try to watch TNT or Blitz I always fall asleep. The stories and matches are just soooo boring.” The truth is I’m not happy here, I haven’t been happy here for a looong time. I would’ve gotten up and left back in April if I weren’t so egomaniacal. Know what? I feel like all the bad bookings and misuse of me is a direct challenge to me as an International Sensation. The reason I haven’t left is because my pride won’t let me just walk outta here as some lowcarder. I bet it gives Shinns and friends a real spring in their steps knowing that they have one of the most over and talented wrestlers in the world on their roster, not as a p2p wrestler but as a star that wrestles for p2p. I bet it gives them some sort of sick pleasure in booking the great NIN Horror in filler matches, not out of spite, not because they’re cold-hearted people, but because they are afraid that an outside talent could become one of their biggest draws. They are afraid of the possibility of a superstar that they didn’t create becoming one of their champions. Look at the champions and main roster, now ask yourself, ‘Who were these people before they came to p2p?’ None of them were anything except for a few midcarders in feds that couldn’t fill a high school gym.
*NIN picks up the bottle and repeats the drinking process. He sets the bottle down and with his right arm reaches off screen, and pulls it back with a lit cigar. He takes a drag and smears the lit end of the cigar on the camera, so you can’t see anything.
Seconds later the refuse is wiped off the lens and the scene reopens on a poolside area. It’s midday and we can see that it is on the roof of a very expensive hotel. The camera pans around at the pool, and we see many hot young ladies sunbathing, swimming, and just being a hot young lady. The scene cuts to the bar, where we find NIN Horror sitting on a barstool. NIN is wearing his gold sunglasses, baggy black shorts, and a red T-shirt with a cartoon face of Mr. T and the words, “Don’t do school and get 8 hours of drugs.” NIN is drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels with a parasol taped to the top of the fat part of the bottle. *
NIN: Well speaking of no talent midcarders that couldn’t fill a high school gym, guess who’s fighting me in this upcoming TNT’s filler match? That’s right, you don’t know because it’s a fuckin filler match. They put two old dogs that are just lingering on their last few moments in the spotlight. Yes, my opponents are Dickie Cha'mone and Darth Peccatus. Ok, I’m going to start with Dickie. Let’s see, what can I say, oh I got it, you suck! Honestly, I thought I’ve seen bad gimmicks here and there but wow. Are you just the dancing old guy from the Six Flags commercials in a wrestling ring? Now, normally I would insult your inferior wrestling ability, but to be frank I haven’t seen any of your matches. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’re good in your own respect but you’re gonna have to realize that you are nowhere near my league. I am the special house drink and you are the water in the holes back by the dumpsters. I’m sorry if they tell you otherwise, but hey, you had a good run right? Well now it’s time to step aside.
*NIN takes a drink of whisky and looks at the camera. *
NIN: So I’m getting pretty tired, which is alright because running down Darth Peccatus will only take a minute. Well I can’t lie, I’ve seen worse gimmicks, hell I was a Chinese boxing cactus for a few weeks about nine years ago. But if you’re going to do a stupid gimmick at least do an original one. Look I don’t know you and I don’t want to know you. To me you’re just some comedy jobber. Just a 170 lb. Star Wars nerd that thinks he can wrestle, well I got news for you Obi-Wan, I could break you in half. If you are just some comedy jobber then HA HA, mission accomplished. Now go back to the booth were they hand out costumes. But if you are serious about all that, then well you need help, unfortunately for you that help is in the form of me kicking your ass. Now I’m going to say this to whichever clown who books the shows, stop putting me in the piss ant filler match. I am NIN Horror, International Sensation, I am nobody’s damn filler. You wanna fuck around with me? Then I’m just gonna have to take out two of your people. I hope you won’t miss them, I sure won’t.
*NIN takes another drink of whisky as the camera fades to black. *
[glow=blue,2,300]But now, I’m John.[/glow]
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Post by Red Ninja on Jun 24, 2005 15:11:25 GMT 1
Joe Alladin NIN Reaper and Soundscream
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Post by Nation on Jun 24, 2005 15:22:28 GMT 1
Single’s Match (Special Guest Referee: Starcrunch) Cole Slocum vs. Joe "The Eye of the Dragon" Belleghem (joe belleghem)
Single’s Match - Fury Meets The Technician "The Tiger" Aladdin vs. "The Assassin" Tyler Stone (aladdin's on a deserved roll)
The Diddly Scoop - With Special Guest: Stare
Triple Threat Match "The NZA" NIN Horror vs. Darth Pecacctus vs Dickie Cha'Mone (tough one. don't know if darth or dickie are going to promo and NIN's promo impressed me so i'll go for The NZA.)
Main Event - Interactive Stipulation Deathrow (E2 & Cactus) vs. SoundScream & Soul Reaper (FOOKING HELL! What a match! What a dilemma! i'm really fucking stumped as to which team should get the nod. i will really have to toss a coin....soundscream and reaper)
(just a short) [glow=red,2,300]PROMO[/glow]
The camera fades in and we're in SHINNS' office. His desk is covered in paper, detailing the buy rates of the P2PW Momentum PPV. He takes a sip of coffee and starts reading through them. He lets out a little smile. They make for good reading.
There's a light knock on the door. SHINNS doesn't even look up.
SHINNS- Come in.
The door opens and NATION walks in. SHINNS still hasn't looked up. NATION stands in front of SHINNS desk, waiting for SHINNS to finish up. The silence in the room is deafening and seems to go on for awhile. NATION starts to fidget a bit.
NATION- Ahem.
SHINNS- Just one second....
NATION continues to stand in silence as SHINNS continues to read over the buyrate sheets.
Another knock on the door.
SHINNS (without looking up) - Yeah?
The door opens and STARE walks in. NATION turns and looks at him. STARE returns the....well...stare. NATION lets a small smile creep across his face. STARE doesn't react but doesn't take his eyes from NATION as he stands next to him in front of SHINNS desk.
STARE- Hey SHINNS. How did we do for the PPV?
SHINNS finally looks up from his sheets and upon noticing NATION noticibly reacts in surprise.
SHINNS- Sorry, NATION. I didn't realise it was you.
NATION doesn't react. His eyes are locked on the P2PW World Heavyweight title that is resting on STARE's shoulder.
STARE (angrily)- And what the hell do you think you're looking at?
NATION smiles but doesn't take his eyes off the belt.
NATION- Nice belt.
STARE nervously looks back at SHINNS but continues to give sideway glances at NATION.
STARE- Yeah....Anyway....How did we do for the PPV?
SHINNS (smiling)- It's looking damned good for WRESTLEFEVER 2. If the current trend continues then our PPV buyrates would have almost trebled since the last WRESTLEFEVER. It's all very exciting.
SHINNS continues to look at a slightly jumpy STARE as NATION carries on gazing hopefully at STARE's belt. Silence fills the room.
SHINNS- Is there anything else, STARE?
STARE (looking menacingly at NATION) - No....No, it can wait.
STARE eyeballs NATION before turning around and exiting the room. NATION's line of vision follows the belt all the way out of the door. When STARE has left, closing the door behind him, NATION continues to stare at the door.
SHINNS- And what can I do for you, NATION? You were given the night off.
NATION doesn't reply. He just continues to stare at the door as if hypnotised.
SHINNS (louder)- HEY NATION!
NATION snaps out of it, shakes his head and looks back at SHINNS.
NATION- Huh?.....Oh, sorry SHINNS. I was miles away.
SHINNS smiles at NATION.
SHINNS- It's beautiful, isn't it? The belt I mean.
NATION- It sure is.
SHINNS- One of the best days of my life, winning that belt, I can tell ya. Anyway, as I said, what are you doing here? You were given the night off.
NATION- Well you don't have the night off, so why should I? I know I haven't got a match but I need to be in the thick of things especially with Fever 2 around the corner. I just don't want to get sloppy. Got to stay match fit. Got to stay focused.
SHINNS- I can understand that. I can't do anything this week for you, but next week I'll see if I can accomodate you in some way. But you're welcome to stick around for the rest of the show. Just try and stay out of trouble. Don't want to risk you getting injured before FEVER.
NATION- Well there's something else I wanted to talk to you about.
NATION gently pats the RAGE title that's resting on his shoulders.
NATION- This.....I haven't really given this the attention it deserves recently. I've been too sidetracked with the big one. I'd like to get a couple of matches in before FEVER if I can. I know ADDRYD is the number 1 contender, so I'm happy to take him on. There's been a lot of talk about GORMY getting a shot. I ain't got no problem with that. Hell, I'll even give SPAZ his rematch. I just want to fight. I want to cement my position as the greatest RAGE champion ever.
SHINNS (smiles) - I can understand that.....Okay, leave it with me. It's a big match that you're asking for. I'll take it up with ROCKY and the board of directors. If you get the vote, then we'll go for it. But I'm warning you now, they may not want to take the risk between now and FEVER. I mean if you get injured, then we're screwed. We've got a lot riding on you and STARE.
NATION looks down at the floor and slowly nods his head.
NATION- Okay. No problem. I'll leave it in your hands.
NATION stands still and silenty. SHINNS looks him up and down curiously.
SHINNS- Is there anything else?
NATION (solemly)- Yeah....I just want to say thanks for our match at MOMENTUM. It's an honour to have met you in that ring. It means a lot to me.
SHINNS smiles and gets up from his chair and walks around his desk towards NATION.
SHINNS- Ditto.
SHINNS holds out his hand. NATION extends his hand in reply and the two men shake hands. Both looking each other in the eye but with respect and warmth rather than contempt. They slowly break their grip and NATION nods his head at SHINNS before turning around and leaving the room, closing the door behind him.
SHINNS stands alone in the room. For one, long moment, he doesn't move. He then gets his cell phone out from his jacket and dials a number. He places the phone against his ear as the phone on the other end of the line begins to ring.
SHINNS-.....Hey! It's me again.....
END PROMO.
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Post by Scream on Jun 25, 2005 4:32:27 GMT 1
[glow=red,2,300]The scene opens with still shots from Momentum. SoundScream is seen suplexing Cactus through a table. A new shot shows him lying on top of Cactus as the ref gets in position. The shot them shows SoundScream rasing his new International Title[/glow]
The scene switches to a hotel room. A large projection screen is against one wall. The camera pans to SoundScream. He is leaning against a wall looking out a large window peering out on the city of Chicago. The city is busy as a gentle rain patters on the windowsill. His International Title drapes over his shoulder. He turns to the camera with a grin as he pats his new belt.
SoundScream Surprised? I told everyone what my intentions were going to be at Momentum. I said I would defeat that nasty, brutal, son of a bitch Cactus and take his title...and I did. And now we meet again, but unfortuneatly for you Cactus it's not for MY International Title. But before I talk about the brutality that will go down at TNT, I want to address you Cactus. At Momentum we had a hellacious match, hell the most hellacious match I've ever been in and for that you have my respect. Respect, something that has alluded me since I walked through the doors of P2PW.
But what I don't respect is DeathRow and come TNT I'm going to make you bitches bleed!
SoundScream grabs a remote and points it at the projection screen. He clicks. A still shot shows E2 bashing a chair on SoundScream's head. Click. The next shot shows blood oozing from his skull.
SoundScream Now E2, you just had to run your dirty little nose in my business. I'll give you credit at Momentum you made me bleed. But you didn't finish the job.
SoundScream presses the remote again showing Soul Reaper delivering a Rest in Peace to E2
SoundScream Ouch! You see E2 what you didn't realize is that I had all bases covered too. And while you were "resting" I climbed the ladder and I took out your leader. I took out the big bad wolf, I defeated Cactus and all you could do was shake your head and say, "shucks nigga."
You made me bleed and it will be my pleasure to return the favor. Now don't get me wrong, I saw the match between you and Gormy and I was impressed. But not that impressed.
You see "Deathrow," while you two were fighting over "who gets to drop the soap," Reaper and I were strategizing what our next move would be and now you both are in check.
Thunder cracks as the hotel room lights up
SoundScream
Deathrow you've been sentenced to death. At TNT I pull the switch. So wear your little orange jump suits and make sure you eat that last meal cause you two cell mates are gonna fry!
This TNT blood will be shed. This TNT blood will be spilled. THIS TNT BLOOD WILL RUN THROUGH THE STREETS OF CHICAGO. And when it's all said and done, when the first drip of blood drops, will it be from us? Naw nigga it's gonna be from you.
[glow=red,2,300]The sun is shining but all you see is night I see people laughing but all you see is fright
Your never ending nightmare now awakes your mind The one that haunts your soul and remains unkind
Your blood will slowly spill as you agonize in pain Nightmares of your beating will drive you both insane
Come TNT we'll look you both in the eyes Then we'll both destroy you and leave you there to die
You'll scream for us to stop as your eyes begin to flood I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE MAKES YOU DRAW FIRST BLOOD [/glow]
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Post by Simz on Jun 25, 2005 16:20:28 GMT 1
LockJ
Aladdin
NZA
(Sorry Deathrow) Sound and Reap's
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Post by stevo316 on Jun 25, 2005 19:56:48 GMT 1
M y Predictions Tonight’s Matches Single’s Match (Special Guest Referee: Starcrunch) Cole Slocum vs. Joe "The Eye of the Dragon" Belleghem Cole Slocum Single’s Match - Fury Meets The Technician "The Tiger" Aladdin vs. "The Assassin" Tyler Stone Tyler Stone The Diddly Scoop - With Special Guest: Stare Triple Threat Match "The NZA" NIN Horror vs. Darth Pecacctus vs Dickie Cha'Mone "The NZA" NIN Horror Main Event - Interactive Stipulation Deathrow (E2 & Cactus) vs. SoundScream & Soul Reaper Deathrow
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Post by diddlysquat on Jun 26, 2005 18:53:51 GMT 1
Single’s Match (Special Guest Referee: Starcrunch) Joe "The Eye of the Dragon" Belleghem
Single’s Match - Fury Meets The Technician "The Assassin" Tyler Stone
The Diddly Scoop - With Special Guest: Stare
Triple Threat Match Dickie Cha'Mone
Main Event - Interactive Stipulation Deathrow (E2 & Cactus)
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Post by Cactus on Jun 26, 2005 20:26:11 GMT 1
The Zeroin shows Cactus being suplexed through the table, then pauses, then it rewinds and again shows Cactus being suplexed through the table. This time it fast-forwards and shows a close up of the referee making the three count. Again it rewinds and this time zooms in on a close up of the referee’s hand as it makes the three count.
The camera pulls back from the picture on the TV to show a plush hotel room, there a figure sits forlorn figure wearing a towel round his face and another draped over his head. We can only see the back of the figure, it is covered in tattoos, scars and is a deep shade of purple, a visible bruise amongst all the ink in his body.
The figure raises his arm and switches the television off. He walks over to the mini fridge removes a bottle of water and walks back to his seat and lets out a long drawn out sigh.
Cactus“What can I say? I lost, granted it took two men to beat me, but I lost. A lot of people might be expecting me to moan about how I was cheated out of my international belt. I won’t moan, I will show them why I am one of the most feared men on the roster.
SoundScream you have managed something that not a lot of people in my life personal or professional have managed, you have my respect! You may have needed Soul Reaper’s help to steal my title, but you done what you needed to do, you got the job done.”
Cactus pauses and takes a mouthful of water and places the bottle back on the table.
Cactus“Tonight believe it or not I will not be looking for revenge, I got Shinns fax this morning declaring that I did not have a rematch clause. Again a lot of people expect me to moan but I will not.
Tonight is the night that Deathrow announces itself to the world, tonight we will leave our mark on Soul Reaper and SoundScream. Tonight is all about showing the fans that think I am a bad man that their assumptions are correct. I fully intend tonight to leave that ring victorious and the international champion will have to be scooped up and placed into a bodybag.”
Cactus stands quickly knocking the table over and scattering everything across the floor.
Cactus“Scream you may hold the belt but you are not the champion, you are nothing more than Soul Reapers lap dog, that was proved at momentum. You could not win on your own you needed someone else to cover you inadequacies.
Tonight you face me and the new Internet champion, the one man killing machine himself E2. And well you remember what happened the last time the two of you met.”
Cactus bends and picks up the discarded remote and rewinds the tape back, again the Zeroin zooms in and we see E2 break open SoundScreams head, in slow motion we see blood oozing its way down his face.
Cactus pauses the tape there and begins talking again.
Cactus“See what happened and one of the stipulations on tonight’s match could be a first blood match, have the stitches taken yet? I bet you are not feeling so confident now are you?
And Soul Reaper, don’t think that I have forgotten about you, you are the reason I am standing here naked now. If you could have kept your nose out of it your little bitch would still be a worthless nothing, now he has a big bullseye on his chest, and I am the one aiming for it. How does it feel, you have nothing and did not get a result at momentum and now your little running buddy has gold around his waist. Yes E2 has gold but the difference is I don’t need him, and he does not need me. I am not using him; he is not using me.
We both love hurting people so we decided that as a team we could kick more ass and win more gold. People keep coming up to me and saying Cactus how does it feel to be the leader of Deathrow. I give them all the same answer, I am not the leader we are equals and tonight in that ring you will see what that means.
We don’t care who gets the pin, we don’t care who gets the glory as we do it for the love of other peoples blood on our hands. Tonight that ring will run red with the blood of you two, regardless of if it’s a first blood match or not. Tonight the team of Soul Reaper and SoundScream has been accused and Deathrow will act like the judge, jury, and executioners.”
Cactus plays the tape one more time and as the referees hand comes down for the third and final time the Zeroin fades to black.
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Post by Drow on Jun 27, 2005 17:56:05 GMT 1
The scene opens upon a darkened room, along the walls of the room we can make out various pictures each with a red X through them. A solitary figure stands in the room looking towards a window where the source of the light appears to be coming from. The figure turns to face the camera and we can now see that it is none other than Tyler "The Assassin" Stone. Tyler looks very focused and his eyes show an intensity that has not yet been seen within him till now. Tyler begins speaking to the camera his tone very methodical and determined.
You all should feel honored to be invited into my domain the only ones to ever see it before now are in the pictures on the walls and they won’t be around to mention it’s location to anyone, I guarantee that. An evil smile crosses Tyler’s face as he looks to the pictures. Tyler then looks back to the camera his eyes still burning with fierce determination. My next opponent calls himself Aladdin like in the story, well his story won’t have the happy ending everyone expects. His story will end at my hands.
Aladdin…. You are in way over you’re head facing me, but you will find out first hand for yourself at TNT. I don’t let up on my opponents I don’t give them a chance to regroup and make a come back, I’ll do whatever it takes to finish you as quick as possible and I don’t foresee this match being a long one, though you can bet if it does go on for a long time you will still lose cause I am a wrestling technician, I know how to pace myself whereas a tiger has great power and ferocity but their staying power just isn’t there. Fury will give way to Fatigue and then finally to Failure as I wear you down and either pin you or make you give up in front of thousands of fans. I must say I am looking forward to this.
Tyler’s eyes shine as he speaks and a sinister smile appears on his face as he talks about his upcoming match. The Assassin looks over to his wall as he starts to speak again. His tone though still methodical is now very cold and menacing.
That wall will have a new photo on it after I beat "The Tiger" into submission. I will add his photo to my wall as a reminder to me of all those that I am superior to. None on this wall ever where or ever will be my equal or better. Aladdin would be smarter to run and hide back in his cave of wonders and maybe his genie can hide him from me.
The Assassin starts laughing darkly at his comment. He moves around his room looking over the pictures of his fallen adversaries. He stops in front of a blank spot on the wall and marks it with a small red "X". He then looks to the camera before speaking again.
That spot is where I will add your greatest failure Al which in turn will just be another great accomplishment for me. We will enter that ring at TNT and for a while you may get a few good moves in but after a few moments your Fury will burn itself out and then I will "Execute" you . Aladdin your time is coming near it’s end and I will be the one to finish it for you. At least you’ll be able to say you were beaten by the best technical wrestler ever seen in any organization, especially here in P2PW.
If you have any wishes as to how you want me to finish you off in our match just let me know either before our match or during and I promise to make it come true very quickly. You are not even in my league and you never will be so just stay in your little fantasy world and leave the real world to actual people who live out here. I’m sure in your little fantasy world you come out as the winner in our match, though I assure you that the reality will be far different as finish not only you but your worthless career. Your career highlight will be known because of our Fury against the Technician match up where "The Assassin" delivered "The Tiger" into "Final Death." Aladdin I’ll meet you at TNT if you can find your way out of your fantasy world.
Tyler turns away from the camera and dismisses the crew as he pulls a blind down over the window completely enveloping the room in darkness.
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Post by McKenna on Jun 27, 2005 19:15:30 GMT 1
Tonight’s Matches
Single’s Match (Special Guest Referee: Starcrunch) Cole Slocum
Single’s Match - Fury Meets The Technician "The Tiger" Aladdin
The Diddly Scoop - With Special Guest: Stare
Triple Threat Match Dickie Cha'Mone
Main Event - Interactive Stipulation Deathrow (E2 & Cactus)
PROMO
The rain is lashing the roof of the private hospital. Inside Room 441, the man lies unconcious on the bed, his chest rising and falling. The lights from a passing car show bandages on his head, and the machines checking his heart rate, and breathing.
The only sound that can be heard in the room itself is the last sound McKenna heard before he stepped through the curtain at Momentum
tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick
The march of time doesnt stop for any man. It certainly wont stop ticking just for Anthony McKenna.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 27, 2005 20:46:26 GMT 1
E-2 Promo Ladies and gentlemen……. This is Jeopardy!We FADE UP FROM BLACK to the Jeopardy! studio cast as the theme music to one of the most popular game shows plays.
Three contestants are at the booths and we are then joined by E-2, decked out in a gray suit, red tie and sporting a pair of fake eye glasses in the likeness of Alex Trebec.
However, the One Man Killing Machine is feeling a bit humorous as he wearing a curly, salt-n-pepper colored wig and a phony mustache.E-2: Good evening niggas! And welcome to Jeopardy!. Tonight we bring to you another edition of our show. The camera shows us the audience.And the audience is a star-studded one indeed.
In the top row, we see P2PW World Heavyweight Champion, Stare.
Floorstare is decked out in an Italian wool suit and there is a hot blonde with a short black skirt with matching top seated next to him.
The champion is chillin’.
The camera then cuts over to Deacon Dolla Bill who is dressed up in his church shit and seated between two lovely, light skinned divas.
When the shady pastor realizes the camera is on him, he uses his long, awkward fingers and quickly motions for the camera to get off him.
Touch Theory is seen sipping a beer from a tall wine glass.
The camera cuts over to lockjaw, who is wearing a striped red and white apron and fold-up hat. He is selling popcorn to people in the audience.
E-2: Our players tonight are champions in their own right. So lets meet the muthafuckas shall we?
The audience cheers and the camera pans over to our three guests: Cactus, Soul Reaper and Soundscream.
E-2: Let’s meet our contestants for this bitch. First and foremost, I’d like to introduce a very good friend of mine. He is known as the greatest International Champion of all time.
He is a killer.
He is the leader of Deathrow. He is the one who will help me to victory this Tuesday night. The one and only…….Cactus!
The audience applauds.
The camera cuts over to Cactus
Cactus: Thank you Elijah. It’s a pleasure to be back on the show.
E-2: Let’s get this party started now, shall we? Let’s have a look at our categories. They are….
Soundscream: Uhh, excuse me Mr. Trebec, but Soul Reaper and I were not properly introduced.
E-2: Oh my bad man! So our categories for this evening are….
Winter Frenzy
Current P2PW Champions
Sexy Female Appreciation
All Washed Up
”R”ocky. Notice the ‘R” in quotations. And….
Your Ass Is About to Get Handed To You By E-2
E-2: Cactus, you have the right to pick first.
Cactus: Thanks Elijah. I’ll go with “Winter Frenzy” for $100 please.
The category opens and amazingly, it’s the first Daily Double.
E-2: Oh shit! It’s a Daily Double! Here is the clue, and remember gentlemen, you must answer in the form of a question.
Clue: In the history of the P2PW, this former World Champion was known to be so foolish and so ridiculously dim, that he didn't even realize he had just lost his title.
Cactus ponders.
E-2: Here is some footage to help you along Cactus.
The footage airs.
Stare springs up and lifts Reaper over his shoulder. He spins him, but Reaper blocks the ending to the Staredown, and lands on his feet behind Stare, and immediately locks in the Eternal Sleep, his version of the Million Dollar Dream. Reaper holds onto Stare and pulls him back and wraps his legs around him. He releases the leg-lock, as he maneuvers his way out from underneath Stare, and slides out from under him. Soul Reaper leans back and lays down on the mat until he forces Stare's shoulders to the mat, keeping the Eternal Sleep locked in. The referee hits the mat and counts. 1 . . .2 . . 3. The fans boo loudly. as Reaper gets up laughing.[/i][/b][/center] Cactus chimes in.Cactus: Who is Soul Reaper? E-2: Correct playa. You double your cash and you can select again. Cactus: I’ll take Current P2PW Champions for $100 Elijah. E-2: Here is the clue playa. Clue: This P2PW wrestler recently won gold. Although he is the biggest bitch on the planet, he promises to defend his title “with honor.” Soul Reaper chimes in first.
But as soon as he begins to speak, we cut to Rocky, seated in the technical sound booth. He is wearing an evil smile as well as a pair of oversized headphones. He quickly rubs his hands together like an evil genius and then lowers the studio volume with his finger.Soul Reaper:……………… Cactus chimes in.
Cut to Rocky raising the studio volume.Cactus: Who is Soundscream? E-2: Correct playa. Soul Reaper is frustrated.Soul Reaper: Excuse me Elijah. What the f--- E-2:Naw nigga! Cactus, you’re up again. Cactus: I’ll take current P2PW Champions for $200 Elijah. E-2: Here you go nigga. Clue: This member of the D-Unit recently won gold. However, the bitch continues to run his mouth day in and day out and fails to realize that Deathrow will soon own his ass and his gold. Soul Reaper chimes in.
Rocky mutes the studio volume.
Soul Reaper:……………….
Although Soul Reaper lips and teeth are flapping, nothing is heard. He stops the yapping when he realizes we aren’t hearing shit.
Rocky raises the volume.
E-2: Soul Reaper, you puzzle me. Even though you yak and yak, you ain’t sayin’ jack shit.
Cactus chimes in.
Cactus: Who is Trent Acid?
E-2: You are on a serious roll playa. Play on.
Soundscream: Listen Elijah. I don’t know what’s going on here, but this show is rigged. You can’t expect us to continu---
Rocky mutes the volume from the booth upstairs.
Touch Theory is seen knocking back the rest of his beer.
E-2’s microphone is still on and he addresses the studio audience.
E-2: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing here is total bullshit.
E-2 takes off the wig and glasses.
E-2: What you see before me (pointing to the contestants) are three P2PW Superstars who are headed in very different directions.
First, you have Cactus, the only real man on this panel who has managed to answer every single question correctly tonight.
You see, Cactus is a victim.
(E-2 begins to loosen his tie.) He was violently robbed of his International Title after a monster run here in the P2PW.
But I have a feeing that things will straighten out in due time and he will once again have gold around his waist.
The One Man Killing Machine takes his jacket off and pulls his pants down.
E-2: Secondly, we have Soul Reaper. He is what you call a “has been.”
Soul Reaper begins to jabber but the contestant sound is still muted.
Soul Reaper:……………………………..
Cut to Rocky in the sound booth. He winks and gives us the thumbs up.
E-2: Soul Reaper has had his glory here and he just doesn’t understand that it’s time to move on.
The One Man Killing Machine is now standing before us, undressed, wearing nothing but a pair of black underwear and black socks.
Though he is built bulky and chiseled like a rock, the whole thing seems a bit out of place. A big, bald black man standing in a television studio wearing nothing but his boxers and socks.
E-2: And lastly, Soundscream is even more pathetic.
He feels he needs to cling on to washed up wrestlers who are going nowhere in order to make a name for himself.
When you realize you do not need that nigga, perhaps you’ll wisen up and apply for a position in Deathrow.
E-2 reaches for a box that is behind his podium. Inside that box is some clothing, and the One Man Killing Machine begins to put it on.
In the audience, Touch Theory downs another wine glass full of beer.
Now that he is fully dressed, the One Man Killing Machine has only one thing left to say:
E-2: The bottom line is, E-2, me, the One Man Killing Machine is the hottest thing happening right now in the P2PW!
And if anyone out there thinks some wannabe playboy and a some guy in a Halloween mask are going end my winning streak, you are sorely, sorely, mistaken.
E-2 puts his nose up in the air, like an arrogant motherfucker.
E-2: I am a wrestling God!
I am the future of this company!
(Pointing at the camera) You know it (point back at his chest) and I know it.
I am the most consistent man here in the P2PW!
I am a rising star!
And it’s going to take more than a couple of lazy clowns like Reaper and Soundstage to break my winning streak!
I rule muthafuckas!
Come TNT, Deathrow is gonna fuck you up!
And then, the greatest faction in the history of the P2PW is going to Wrestlefever 2 to win the P2PW Tag Team Titles!
And then after that, I will move on to greater things. Like the World Heavyweight Championship!
The Jeopardy audience cheers.
Touch Theory chokes on a beer.
E-2: Now if you’ll excuse me niggas, I need to go and make some money. Deathrow will see you muppets at TNT.
The camera pulls out to reveal E-2 decked out in an old shabby, gray jumpsuit. He throws a yellow and black checkered cap on his head that reads “Cabby” on the front.
He walks out as the Jeopardy! music plays and we…..
FADE TO BLACK .
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Post by Aladdin on Jun 27, 2005 21:28:36 GMT 1
“The Tiger” Aladdin Vs. Tyler “The Assassin” Stone
A sold out TNT crowd look in wonder when “The Next Episode” by Dr. Dre hits the arena. The song goes through the whole first verse with no-one coming out.
[glow=red,2,300]Top Dogg, bite me all, nigga burn the shit up D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up C-P-T, L-B-C, yeah we hookin back up And when they bang this in the club baby you got to get up Thug niggaz drug dealers yeah they givin it up Lowlife, yo' life, boy we livin it up Takin chances while we dancin in the party fo' sho' Slip my hoe a forty-fo' and she got in the back do' Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I don't care Step up in this motherfucker just a-swangin my hair Bitch quit talkin, crip walk if you down with the set Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap And if yo' ass get cracked, bitch shut yo' trap Come back, get back, that's the part of success If you believe in the X you'll be relievin your stress [/glow]
The crowd look around in confusion awaiting the arrival of a P2PW superstar. A wall of fireworks fall covering the curtain, triggering off the crowd to cheer slightly more. A few more seconds go by and Aladdin enters the arena. His focus is on the ring, he doesn’t acknowledge the crowd but instead walks down to the ring, with his drooped over his shoulders. He climbs he stairs into the ring and walks over to the far side of the ring to pick up a mic from the time-keeper. He grabs it and moves into the centre of the ring. He raises his head towards the crowd displaying the dead expression on his face. Slowly he looks to his left and then to his right taking a look at the crowd. He places the mic just below his mouth
Aladdin: …WHAT’S UP TNT!
With that said, the crowd cheer and new energy shoots back into Aladdin. He stands up straight and displays a smile for the crowd.
Aladdin: I bet everyone expected me to come out here and whine and moan my way back into the Blood Pack. I bet you expected me to be in tears, upset over the post-match happenings at Momentum. I bet you expected me to have a fit over all this. I bet you expected my life to come to a sudden stop. I bet you expected me to crawl into the foetal position and just wait for someone to give me life again. I bet you expected me to pack my bags and walk out of P2PW, just like Stone Cold did to the WWE 3 years ago. You, the Blood Pack should expect the unexpected from me.
The Blood Pack are shown sitting in the back, displayed on the titantron. Dollar Bill is sitting in the forefront of the screen with Vegeta and Simz slightly behind him, talking amongst themselves.
Aladdin: What the fuck is this?! This is my air time, not yours. Your privilege of sharing my time disappeared when you hit me with the Sunday Offering. Now Shinn’s gave me this time, so get lost already reverend.
Dollar Bill: I thought you said you weren’t gonna come out here and whine. Aladdin, Aladdin, Aladdin. I suppose you want your revenge on me? You want to rip me to pieces?
Aladdin: I don’t whine, I bitch. But frankly I can’t be bothered to waste my time on you. But I will say this: Last Sunday at Momentum, you got scared, I sensed before that you were going to do something like this. When you struck me with that Spinebuster and hooked me in to the sharpshooter you sealed your fate. You uncaged this animal “playa”. Dangerous move. Just like in the WWE Eddie Guerrero has his Latino Heat, I’ve got my Beats Fury. So thank you Dollar Bill, thank you ever so much, because now that I’m on my own I can fulfil my potential and reach my peak in P2PW, but before I do all that I’m making sure that the Blood Pack dies.
Dollar Bill lost for words rushes to the camera and turns off the connection
Aladdin: Ha! Just what I thought. He runs away. The guys can’t face anything…Well, tonight I believe I will have my hands full. Tyler Stone. The so called “Assassin”. The best technical wrestler in P2PW. Let me apologize before hand Tyler. I’m afraid you’ll be the first one to suffer my fury, and after beating the former World Champion at Momentum, Shane Montez, you’ll be my warm up for the Blood Pack.
Aladdin drops his mic and stands still for a while soaking in his first taste of crowd cheers. He drops to his knees and rolls under the ropes and makes his way up the ramp.
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Sorry guys for the promo. It's not great, i know. I didn't have much time to do this because i haven't had acces to my pc because of my situation with my sister, but I managed to pull this together in about half an hour. I had loads more i could think of but i was nearing the deadline. it's better than nothing, i guess.
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 27, 2005 21:54:07 GMT 1
Soul Reaper is seen in what appears to be a prison, he roams the floors, looking at the cells and the inhabitants of the cells. He smirks at the inmates who seem to be agitated by the very presence of an outsider.
"This is what the real Death row looks like. The smell, the aura, the complete lack of emotion... except one. Fear. Each person here knows that one day, they will be put down for the inhumane crimes they commited. They count their days in seconds rather than hours like you and I. They sit in their beds at night, unable to sleep, because they know that sleeping would waste the precious little time they have left on this planet. In a way, E2 and Cactus are named quite accurately. Lack emotion, bad auras, and they smell as if they just came back from an adventure in the sewer.... but there is one thing that remains constant in their bodies. Something that people seem to miss for whatever reason. Its that same fear. They are afraid that what little time they have will be wasted not getting things accomplished."
Reaper stops to antagonize one of the inmates in his cell
"They run their mouths about this and that, but in the long run everything they've done has been meaningless up to this point. Cactus, a certafied mental case and not to mention murderer. He grew so paranoid that his career would be nothing more than filler in some history book that he took it upon himself to kill one of his closest running buddies. He took the life of a man, just so he could aquire some recognition. He then, eventually lands a match for the International title, and wins... Only to have it taken from him by somebody that I lead. Cactus, you sad, pathetic, murderer. You'll never get it. At no point will you be able to best me. You've never beaten me... and now you can't beat a man that I've taught a few secrets too. You failed to get your message sent, and now you and your girlfriend want to fight against me and Scream. Because you know that any match with Soul Reaper, will garner you some recognition."
Reaper again taunts another inmate and then laughs at him while hiding behind a guard
"And as far as E2 goes, he's too busy being the glorified women's champion to do anything but be my shoe shine boy. He constantly runs around here, acting as if people owe him something, and flapping his gums about how much better he is than everybody. The E must stand for Egomaniac, either that or Extremely Ignorant. In any light, like I've said, you've done nothing but run your mouth and beat a girl, so you don't even have any right to say my name let alone call me a hasbeen. News flash E, at least I did something noteworthy around here, and that, my moronic little pal, is better than being a never was like you. Continue to run around here like you're some hot shot, but when it comes down to facts, you are nothing more than the new "flavor" that people will lose interest in, after a few months. I've seen countless others just like you, so enjoy your ride while it lasts, because it won't last long."
Again Reaper begins to piss off one of the inmates and flips him off. The inmate mouths "I'll kill you too"..Reaper rushes over to a guard
"Hey, bud, the guy in that cell over there, he's got a few make shift weapons that you may need to handle. Thanks."
The guard rushes over and the cell door opens and the next thing that is heard is a bunch of thuds. Reaper laughs as he watches the carnage and then walks away as we fade out.
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Post by soulreaper on Jun 27, 2005 21:57:12 GMT 1
Single’s Match (Special Guest Referee: Starcrunch) Joe "The Eye of the Dragon" Belleghem
Single’s Match - Fury Meets The Technician "The Tiger" Aladdin
Triple Threat Match Darth Pecacctus
SoundScream & Soul Reaper
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Post by shinnstheory on Jun 27, 2005 21:59:51 GMT 1
Lizzled.
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