P2PW's TNT (7/08 - 7/12) Preview, Promos, & Voting

[shinnstheory]

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TNT comes to you, live, from The Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts. We now take you into the arena where the fans have already packed the arena. Various P2PW stars, including Wolverine, ChadClassic, Starcrunch, and Kacey Garcia are signing autographs. We still have a few hours before TNT kicks off with a bang. A few dark matches begin. The fans get an extra treat as former P2PW star, Doc Holliday, makes his way to the ring to the sounds of “Cowboy”.. Doc enters and the crowd cheers the former Tag Team Champion.

Suddenly, “Invisible Wounds” hits and HeX appears. HeX proceeds to the ring. He enters and holds his fists in the air. The crowd boos as he talks smack towards Doc Holliday. P2PW’s newest referee, Cal Bisson, is shown checking both men for illegal objects. Finally, Cal calls for the bell and this dark match is now underway.

Dark Match
Doc Holliday vs. HeX
(Written by Shinn’s Theory)

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Doc and Hex lock up. Doc backs HeX into the corner. The two men remain locked up. Cal begins his 5 count. Neither men let up. Cal gets in between the two men and breaks them apart. Cal orders Doc to back off as HeX remains in the corner. Doc backs up and waits for HeX to approach him. Finally, HeX does.

Once again, the two men lock horns. This time, HeX backs Doc Holliday into the corner. HeX then delivers a few chops to the chest of Holliday. The crowd “wooooooooooooos” at each chop. HeX Irish Whips Doc into the far corner. Doc slams against the turnbuckle. The momentum sends Doc into the middle of the ring. HeX runs in. However, Doc clotheslines the man to the mat. The crowd cheers as Doc seems to have control of the match.

Doc pounces on the fallen HeX. He begins to pound away at his head area. Doc then hops to his feet and aids HeX to his feet. He tosses HeX over the top rope and follows close behind. Doc tosses the ring announcer to the floor. He then grabs his chair and folds it up. He approaches HeX as HeX stumbles to his feet. He cranks HeX over the head with the chair. The crowd cringes at the sound of the chair shot. Cal remains in the ring counting. Doc does not let up. He continues to batter HeX as he lays on the mat on the outside. Cal reaches the 10 count and calls for the bell.

Ring Announcer:[/b] The referee has counted both men out. Therefore, the result of this match is No Contest!

Winner: No Contest[/b]

The crowd cheers as Doc continues to destroy HeX. Suddenly, “P.C.” hits and Shinn’s Theory appears from behind the curtain. The crowd erupts. Shinn’s is holding a microphone. The sound of the bell can be heard receptively. Finally, Shinn’s Theory addresses the crowd.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Ladies and Gentlemen, you have just witness two P2PW alumni square off pre-TNT.

The crowd cheers. Doc drops the steel chair and looks towards the Co-Owner.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Doc, even though you were my partner in the past, and we were the Tag Team Champions at one time, this little dark match we had here tonight was nothing but a publicity stunt.

Doc’s jaw drops as he continues to listen to Theory.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] All I wanted to do was show the fans that the alumni can still fire it up. The only thing is, you two are not signed to any new deals. Both of you were puppets.

The crowd looks on in awe as Doc begins to talk smack towards Shinn’s Theory.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Bitch all you want Doc. The fact is, when I needed you the most, you didn’t come through. So, I am asking you.......Fuck that.... I am TELLING you that you need to leave my arena, as does HeX.

The crowd remains silent as security and P2PW officials rush the ring and begin to escort the two men out of the building. The crowd begins to boo.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] No No No!..... Don’t get upset at me. All of you were given the chance to see two former P2PW stars battle it out. I made the match. You were all excited to see this happen. Now, I am here to make a bigger announcement.

The crowd dulls down and looks towards Shinn’s Theory.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] What you have just seen is NOTHING compared to what I have in store for you at WrestleFever II. Do you all remember those little phone calls I made a couple of weeks back?

The crowd remains silent.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I know you remember. The fact is, I was on the phone with two OTHER P2PW alumni. These two men have made a bigger impact on this company than Doc and HeX ever did. At WrestleFever II you will witness history, literally. At WrestleFever II, the fans will see two P2PW alumni battle it out....in a Hell in the Cell Match!!!

The crowd explodes as “P.C.” hits. Shinn’s Theory scans the arena as the fans lift their signs up and cheer at the announcement. Shinn’s Theory is smiles before he disappears into the back... Zeroin shows the following advertisement.



”The TNT them song, “Battleflag”, hits. The crowd remains on their feet. Once again, Zeroin comes to life. We see E2 approaching Rocky’s office door. Instead of knocking, E2 walks in.

E2:[/b] What the fuck is this shit holmes!

Rocky stands up from his chair with an angry look on his face.

Rocky:[/b] Yea, Stare pulled a rabbit out of his hat. I swear, sometimes I think Stare is trying to take control of this company. Yes, he is general manager of Blitz! That does give him the right to make matches on his OWN show. But, not TNT.

E2:[/b] Well? What the hell are you going to do about this?

Rocky:[/b] I’ll null and void the match. Happy?

E2:[/b] Yea.....Well, I don’t know. I was just in a cage match on TNT last week. I’m a little sore. But, I know I could take Theory ANY day of the week.

Rocky walks from behind his desk, scratching his chin.

Rocky:[/b] So, basically this little outburst from you was pointless?

E2:[/b] Fuck no nigga! I know I can beat Theory. I’m just really not in the mood tonight.

Shinn’s Theory bursts into Rocky’s office and immediately gets in the face of E2.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Oh yea? Not in the mood bitch? Let me tell you one thing. You run your mouth, you get dealt with!

Suddenly, Cactus is shown standing behind Shinn’s Theory. E2 cracks a smile.

E2:[/b] Is that right....cracka!

Shinn’s Theory, sensing the presence of someone behind him, turns around to see Cactus standing there. Shinn’s turn back towards E2.

E2:[/b] What now nigga?

The camera pans out to see Stare standing behind Cactus. Rocky is shown looking past Cactus. E2 is shown looking over Cactus’ shoulder. Shinn’s Theory looks at both of their expressions. Shinn’s turns around to see the World Champion standing behind Cactus. Shinn’s smiles then looks back towards E2. Stare is heard.

Stare:[/b] Yes, I can’t make matches for TNT. But Shinn’s Theory can. And, if you read the fine print, I am allowed to sign a match, regardless of the show, with permission of the either one of the Co-Owners, or the Board of Directors. Therefore, I ask one question.

All men stand awaiting the question.

Stare:[/b] Is there a Co-Owner in this room that will agree to the signed contract.

The camera pans close on Rocky’s face.

Rocky:[/b] Nope.

The camera then focuses on Shinn’s Theory’s face. He looks deep into the eyes of E2.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yep.

The camera immediately turns it’s focus on Rocky.

Rocky:[/b] Fine! I’m adding something to this match. Cactus is allowed at ringside!

The camera quickly pans to Shinn’s, who is still nose to nose with E2.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Fine. Stare is allowed at ringside.

The crowd remains hush.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] See you in the ring, crackah....

Shinn’s turns and sidesteps Cactus. Shinn’s pats the World Champion on the shoulder and both leave the room. Cactus and E2 turn towards Rocky.

E2:[/b] Now what?

Rocky:[/b] Now what? Heh... You’re looking at the special guest referee.

Rocky begins to laugh as Deathrow laughs along. Suddenly, Red Ninja is shown peeking his head into Rocky’s office.

Red Ninja:[/b] Hey! I thought I was in tonight’s main event!

Deathrow and Rocky look towards Red Ninja, who looks upset. Rocky scratches his chin the responds.

Rocky:[/b] You are....This Undisputed Internet Title Match will be the first match of the night. We’re going to get this shit over and done with.

Red Ninja disappears as Deathrow looks towards Rocky.....

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Tonight's Matches

[/color]The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
E2 (c) vs. Shinn's Theory

The Blood Pack's Invitational

Singles Match
Wolverine vs. (The Debuting) S-K-Y

Huge Update on Da Man's Condition

Main Event - Singles Match
Red Ninja vs. "The NZA" NIN Horror[/b][/center]

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Deadline - July 12th, 2005 - 5pm EST

Don't forget to check out the Interactive Poll.

[Stare]

Shinns
Wolverine
Ninja (tough one)

[ChadClassic]

E2 [Nigga just won the title...]
Wolverine
Red Ninja [Again, a tough one]

[LK]

Wolverine Promo

Then camera emerges and puts its sights on James Macintyre sitting on a chair starring at Wolverine, lying on his bed. James leans back on his chair, and thinks of all the things Wolverine has done to be in this mental institute. Wolverine’s a monster, and the only way he can take out his frustration is in the ring. “Why?” he thinks, “Why does it have to be like this, why can’t he be normal like everyone else?” But just then, Wolverine sits up on his bed and looks directly at James.

Wolverine: What?... What did you just say?

James: Uhhh... Nothing, Wolve. Why do you ask?

Wolverine: Oh..... Because I just heard you say, ‘why can’t I be like everyone else’? Well, I can be, you just put me in this horrid place, and now I’m sick of it! If you get me out of this, place, then I’ll start and try to be normal, but, I still want to be a wrestler, and I still want to be in p2pw.

James: Oh, and that reminds me.

Wolverine: Huh? Reminds you?.... Of what?

James: Well, I just got a phone call, and well you see... You’re in a match this Monday on TNT.

Wolverine: Really, who against?

James puts his arms up like Wolverine’s going to hit him, but James slowly takes his arms down and Wolverine’s still sitting there. James then lets out a sigh of relief.

James: Oh, would you look at that?

Wolverine: Look at what, James?

James: Oh, well, I thought you were gonna’ hit me. But, enough of that, do you wanna’ know who you’re facing?

Wolverine: Yeah, sure. Who James?

James: Well, you don’t know this man, cause’ he’s a new comer. And his name is S-K-Y. But, you can still woop his ass, like the way you do Wolve!

Wolverine starts to breath very heavily, and starts to widen his eyes. But just at that moment, Wolverines irises turn to reddish blood colour. James then looks directly into Wolverine’s eyes astonished. Then, very quietly James says...

James: What?.......... The?..........

Wolverine: Heh heh heh. A match! With a new comer! Heh heh! I’m gonna’ kill that new comer, and I don’t care what THE hell anyone’s gonna’ do about it. He’s a dead man, and very dead man.

Wolverine starts to breath heavily again.

Wolverine: No one.... I mean no one, is going to stop me from making S-K-Y’s first night on the job, a living nightmare that he’ll never, ever forget.

Wolverine then lies on his bed anxiously awaiting his match with S-K-Y on TNT, while James slowly walks out of Wolverine’s room, and locks the door.

James: Good bye Wolve, on Monday night, we’re gonna’ have some fun. Hm hm hm.

James shuts the door, locks it, puts the key in his pocket, and walks away.

James: Good night, Wolve.
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Votes:

Shinns
Wolverine
Red Ninja

[The Great JT]

Voting:
E2
Wolverine
"The NZA" NIN Horror

[brockandsable]

E-2
Wolverine
"The NZA"

Promo to come....

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Tonight's Matches

The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
E2 (c) -- storyline vote.

The Blood Pack's Invitational

Singles Match
Wolverine

Huge Update on Da Man's Condition

Main Event - Singles Match
"The NZA" NIN Horror

[Cactus]

E2 ( shinns your like a brother to me, but E2 IS a brother to me )

SKy ( nOOb vote )

NIN ( I know what ninja can do but he impressed me last week )

[Red Ninja]

E 2

Wolverine

Red Ninja

[lockjaw]

E2 wolverine Red ninja get my votes.

[Faster Pussycat!]

E2
Wolverine
Spider Baby NIN Horror

[Reaper]

The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
E2 (c)

Singles Match
S-K-Y

Main Event - Singles Match
"The NZA" NIN Horror

[_the j-man]

Shinn's Theory (Have a rematch then E2 destroy him ;D)
S-K-Y (Gotta stick with the n00b crew)
Red Ninja (Tough one. I like both of them but I think Red Ninja needs the win though. NIN Horror has proven himself already. Ninja has been in the Tag Division forever. But I have a feeling NIN might beat him in the promo battle.)

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

Votes:

Shinns
Wolverine
Red Ninja

[Scream]

Tonight's Matches

The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
[glow=red,2,300]E2[/glow] - this will be a great match. Have to go with E2, should hold on to this one for at least another week

The Blood Pack's Invitational

Singles Match
[glow=red,2,300]Wolverine [/glow]

Huge Update on Da Man's Condition

Main Event - Singles Match
[glow=red,2,300]Red Ninja[/glow]

[stocko]

Tonight's Matches

The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
Shinn's Theory (my bad e2, this was a coin toss)

The Blood Pack's Invitational

Singles Match
Wolverine

Huge Update on Da Man's Condition

Main Event - Singles Match
"The NZA" NIN Horror

[Hercules]

E2
Wolverine
The NZA

["Black Label" Sean Patterson]

My votes :

E2
Wolverine
NIN Horror

[Red Ninja]

Scene opens with Red Ninja sitting in a lockeroom all byhimself. Hes twiddling his thumbs than stops. He lets out a sigh.

RN:What happened to the good old days. Me, Spaz,...that a hole Diddly. This lockeroom used to be booming with energy, now look at it.

Ninja lets out another sigh as a draft of wind and a tumbleweed goes by.

RN:How the hell did that get in here?

There is a knock at the door. Ninja jumps up and heads to it. He opens the door to reveal Kacey Garcia standing behind it. She smiles.

KG:Hey Ninja how you doing?

RN:Alright I guess. Kind of lonely in here now.

Kasey peaks in and notices the almost empty space.

KG:You heard from Spaz?

RN(a bit angry tone):No. And I doubt I will, I dont care.

Kasey pats him on the shoulder.

KG:Its ok. You got a friend in me you know that.

Ninja grumbles.

KG:Come on put on a happy face behind that mask. You got alot to be happy for.

RN:Like what?

KG:Well you have the main event spot for TNT.

RN:Yeah but I doubt Rocky was jumping at the bit to give me that. Asshead, he probably did it because he felt sorry for me. He doesnt care about me, Im nothing to him.

KG:Oh come you have to get out of this funk your in. I know you've had some rough times with losing the tag belts than Spaz quitting. But its not the end of the world yo'll bounce back.

RN:I hope so.

KG:Cheer up, you'll be fine.

Kasey hugs Ninja than walks away. Ninja closes the door. Ninja looks around the lockeroom and shakes his head. He walks back to the chair and sits down. He reaches out to nearby radio and turns the power switch on. "U Cant Touch This"(The Insanity Theme) blares out. Ninja sits back and listens to it. After a few seconds he begins to get annoyed and picks the radio up and throws it against the wall breaking it into pieces. Ninja sits back somewhat satisfied.

RN:I hated that damn song anyway. Should have gone with Hanging Tough much better nineteen nineties pop song.

Scene fades out.

Later on Ninja is walking down the hallway of the lockeroom area. He acknowledges to backstage hands who say Hi to him. Ninja walks past a lockeroom with "Blood Pack" on the door. Ninja looks away, he continues down the hall and sees the door with "D-Unit" written on it. Ninja gets a look of anger seeing the name of the group responsible for taking away the Tag Titles. But he soon calms down when he admits to himself that they deserved it. Ninja continues down the hall. He stops at a merchandise table. He sees "The Insanity" T Shirts still hanging up. He notices that there are more of them still waiting to be sold. Most of the other merchandise items are almost gone. A merchandise vendor sits up.

Vendor:No one seems to want these shirts anymore. Dont know what were going to do with them?

Ninja remains silent for a few moments hes still looking at the shirts. He than turns his attention to the vendor.

RN:Burn them.

Ninja walks away as the Vendor appears confused about the statement.

The scene fades out than fades in to Ninja standing infront of a wall.

RN:It hasnt been an easy couple of weeks for me here in P2PW. First of all as if losing one of my best friends isnt bad enough, my other so called friend ditches out on me. And to top that off I lost the Tag Title because the friend didnt bother to bring any effort into the match. I tried I really did to hold everything together. But it didnt work, everything came crashing down. Now nothings left except memories. Some good, some bad. I look back now and wonder was it all really worth it. You know everyone might have seen a fun loving, joke cracking side of The Insanity. But there was another side to the Insanity a side no one really knew about. A side where there was confusion, arguing and so on. We didnt really want it to leak out and effect everything we did, but bit by bit it did. Spaz was a bit of the problem, it felt sometimes that he didnt really have the best interest for the group but for himself. After we busted our asses to win the tag titles what does he say to me. He wants to pass on being tag champ and focus on winning a singles title. I was shocked about that, he wanted to say screw it to all we did to win the gold just because he didnt like it. He just wanted to do what almost everyone else who held the tag title did pass it on to someone else who didnt really earn it in a match maybe thats what caused a bit of Diddlys resentment of us, but Diddly what would it have said if Spaz were just to pass the tag titles to you. That annoyed me that hed even consider that option, but it never happened. We stayed tag champs and defended them till we lost them. But that always stayed in my mind, I wondered why Spaz would do that, why would he just say "Fuck this" and try to pawn off something as important as that. When Diddly left and turned his back on us I'll admit a part, a very small part of me understood, but the way he did it was shitty.

You know as much as I talk about it now, thats I can do talk about the past, I cant go back and cant change anything. I got to focus on the past and the future of what Im going to do and accomplish here in P2PW. You know I take a look around here and theres always been groups. Even since the start of this company theres been "factions" and "cliques". Guys sticking together for a common goal, it seems like most of the time I've been here I've been mashed in with groups. From the early days with BJ to the end of Momentum I was always a team kind of guy. Well thats done with now. From this day on Im going my own path. Im not going to rely on partners or anyone to get me anywhere in this company. See I've watched as guys like Sound Scream, E 2, Nation went from being almost nobodies into big names here almost like that. This is kind of like a land of great oppurtunity, now I start my journey to get that same chance that those guys worked to get. I dont want to be one of those guys who just fades off to the sidelines, I want to move up. Im tired of guys like Rocky, Shinns and the others who dont consider me to be anything. I know you guys dont really give two shits about me, and thats fine, Im not going to play up to you guys, I told you what I was going to do and Im going to do it. The only way that matters my way. Everytime that Im going to go out, Im going to show everyone what Im truly about. Im not just going to be a former tag team guy hoping to get somewhere in the singles division. Im goign to be the superstar Ive wanted to be here forawhile. Spaz Im going to be the superstar you always wanted to hype yourself up as but never had the effort to be. Im going to show all of P2PW that I should be noticed.

It wont be an easy road I know that. Theres going to lots of roadblocks I have to overcome if I want to go anywhere. But I ll be ready for them, if I can go over them the first time, I ll be right there again to make sure I do overcome them. This is my new path to the comeback trail, Ive got to prove this to myself, and to all the doubters that surround me. And I know theres alot of you. Theres no turning back now, I got to do this. I cant turn away I got to see if I can do this. Can I become something? Can I make it that I get a new form of respect from everyone that matters in this company. Time will tell, I hope that it does....I really do.

My first step is having to face a guy who in his own right is making a name for himself here in a short time, NZA "The NIN Horror"...no thats not it, oh yeah "The NZA" NIN Horror thats probably the weirdest name Ive heard since I started in this business and I've heard some dandys. Now NZA is a guy who I've been in feds with but have never fought. Im glad that Tuesday Night I get a chance to square off against this "Character". He seems to have an impressive resumee, a few championships, but than again I got some gold to my list aswell. We kind of have some qualities that are in common. Like I said the title list, were also very well travelled, we've both made our names internationally. And we both have hybrid styles. I like to throw in some high flying, strong style, technical tricks to my game to. I got to give you thing though you have some pretty innovative names for your finishers, just like me.(Ninja gives a thumbs up). Now theres some facts about your life that makes my scratch my head. I wonder if its fact or some drug induced story. Anyway...

Now NZA our match is something special, no doubt about it. It will be one of the first times in a long time that I've headlined a show in this fed. Im somewhat grateful that I was given this shot. Im not going to dissapoint Im going to give it my all. This could be only chance for along time, but Im going to show everyone that I deserve this. Im going to make this my night to shine. Now NZA or NIN whatever the fuck you want to be called. Bring all your innovation and all your crazy moves, cause buddy just as sure as the sun in the sky Im going to bring a battle to you. My road begins Tuesday. And your not going to make your name by getting the "upset" over me. You may have a good record so far, but TNT a blemesh will be added. Its time NIN and all of P2PW to get down with the R-E motherfucking D.

Scene ends.

[Amie]

E2 (c)


Wolverine


Red Ninja

[shinnstheory]

Shinn's Theory
Wolverine
Red Ninja

[stevo316]

The Undisputed Internet Championship Match
E2 (c) vs. Shinn's Theory



The Blood Pack's Invitational

Singles Match
Wolverine vs. (The Debuting) S-K-Y

Winner Wolverine


Huge Update on Da Man's Condition

Main Event - Singles Match
Red Ninja vs. "The NZA" NIN Horror

"The NZA" NIN Horror

[stevo316]

Sorry for the double post but i just cannot pick a winner in the first match

[brockandsable]

E-2 Promo

FADE UP FROM BLACK

as....


E-2, the One Man Killing Machine is seen leaving the set of Jeopardy!, still dressed in a shit brown jumpsuit and wearing an oversized, yellow and black checkered hat that reads "CABBY" on the front.

As the One Man Killing Machine makes his way through the backstage area, he spots Chilly Willy and StarCrunch having a private conversation to the left of the room.

However, once they spot him, they stop talking and look at him suspiciously. E-2 pauses briefly to ponder the situation.

The One Man Killing Machine disregards Chilly Willy, but gives StarCrunch a fair share of attention.

E-2: (checking her out from head to toe.) That's nice.

E-2 licks his chops.

E-2: That's real nice.

StarCrunch tries to act defensive, but the slight blush on her face shows she can't hide the fact that she enjoys the attention.

E-2: Maybe after I destroy Shinns Theory in the Rage Rules Weapons match this Tuesday night on TNT, you'll think long and hard about the company you keep.

E-2 wears an evil grin.

E-2: Long and hard!

There is an erie feeling as the One Man Killing Machine, with his scarred face and demonic smile, stands there leering at the P2PW superstar.

However, E-2 remembers that he has a greater task at hand. So he continues to make his way outside to the back of the studio.

Chilly Willy and StarCrunch breathe sighs of relief after E-2 departs.



It is a bright and sunny day outside and E-2 has some things he needs to get off his chest as he marches toward his destination.

E-2: (to the camera) Well, I see that I'm finally gonna get my wish around here. I see that I will finally be locking up with Shinns Theory, the man who had me arrested upon my arrival here and who has run from me ever since.

E-2 takes a sharp turn down a dirty, rat-infested alleyway.

It is a short cut.

E-2: Shinns has done nothing but run from me. He knows a greater talent when he sees it. He, along with all the rest of the wannabes, is jealous of the One Man Killing Machine.

E-2 is slightly angered.

E-2: Jealous of the fact that I am the future of this company! Jealous of the fact that.....

E-2 stops in the middle of the smelly alley, closes his eyes, and puts his big, black nose up in the air......

E-2: I am a wrestling........God!

He continues his journey.

At the other end of the alley is an opening, but before he gets there he stops at what he thinks is a faint voice calling.

Voice: (faint) Excuse me sir, but can you spare some change so I can get something to eat?

The One Man Killing Machine thinks he is going nigga crazy at first, but then looks down to the ground and sees a homeless man dressed in rags and smelling of fresh shit.

A closer look at the man and we see that he resembles Trent, co-holder of the P2PW Tag Team Titles.

E-2: What did you say?

Trent: Can you spare some change so I can get something to eat?

E-2: (pretending to be emotionally touched) Can I spare some change so you can get something to eat? Of course I can nigga, come with me.

E-2 motions for the bum to follow him but the man is weak.

E-2: Any man brave enough to sleep out here with these rats and wallow in his own shit is certainly worthy of a meal from the One Man Killing Machine!

E-2 goes to help the homeless man up but when he gets a whiff of the air surrounding Trent, he backs up.

E-2: Nigga you betta help yo' self up. Youz a stinky mu' fucka.

We cut to the streets of Philadelphia where we see E-2, still dressed in his shit brown garb and cap, walking speedily toward a yellow cab parked at the corner.

Several feet behind him, we see the shit-smelling Trent trying to keep up so he can get his change for something to eat.

However, once E-2 makes it to the cab, he quickly jumps in the drivers seat, starts the vehicle and pulls away.

The only thing Trent is able to collect is black dust from the exhaust pipe of the taxi cab.

The only thing we hear is the sound of a cab speeding away and E-2 screaming ot the window

E-2: Naw, naw, naw, naw! Naw, naw, naw, naw! No way hey, nigga!

Naw, naw, naw, naw! Naw, naw, naw, naw! No way hey, nigga!!! Naw......

We cut to the interior of a bar. The place is rather dreary, complete with a modern bar, a few tables for patrons, a small jukebox and a collection of some of the hardest liquors in the world displayed on a small
ledge behind the bar.

There are three people present: Rocky, the bartender, and two patrons.

One of the patrons is Shinns Theory, who is seated alone at the end of the bar. His only company is a double shot glass full of Tequila, as well as the empty bottle that it came from.

Rocky is a bit concerned so he approaches the drunken athlete.

Rocky: Come on man, I think you've had a enough to drink already.

Shinns: Whooo are yooouwhoo (hiccup) to tell me when (hiccup) I've had enough?

Rocky: I hate to see you doing this to yourself man. Now just because you're a has been in the e-fed do and the fact that you're all washed up, doesn't mean you have to drink yourself silly to escape. E-2 is better than you, face it.

Shinns looks up at Rocky as if in a moment of clarity.

Rocky: I own this joint but I never touch any alcohol. It doesn't solve your problems, it magnifies them and makes them worse.

The look on Shinns face reads "What the fuck?"

Rocky: Alcohol is bad for you.

Rocky makes the sign of the cross.

Rocky: Bad for you!!

Shinns downs what's left in his glass, gets up and staggers to the door and exits. Rocky can only watch and shake his head.

Rocky: Poor bastard has hit rock bottom. The One Man Killing Machine is gonna murder him this Tuesday night on TNT.

And with that, Rocky reaches to the bottom of the counter and grabs a bottle of Belvadere vodka and begins to chug it.

Rocky: Sorry bastard, no one gets in the ring with E-2 and comes out on top. No one.

Rocky goes back to guzzling his alcoholic treat, nearly choking himself as he pours the liquor down.

Depressed, Shinns stumbles out of a bar and is looking to hail a cab. He sees a hot blonde standing on the corner across the street and she is staring daggers at him.

Shinns becomes hot under the collar and begins to lose
himself. In his eyes, the hot young lady in the likeness of Jennifer Aniston, has flowing blonde hair, big luscious breasts and lovely, long legs.

Shinns begins to cross the heavy traffic.

Even though his light is flashing "Don't Walk" in bright red colors, the cracka risks his life to get to this woman. Cars honk and angry drivers yell as Shinns j-walks to the woman. Nation drives by in an SC400 Lexus Sport Coup
and expresses his discontent.

Nation: Get the fuck out of the street asshole!

Just as Shinns makes it across to the street and is in the presence of the woman, he realizes that she isn't looking at him but looking past him.

Behind him, Joe Belleghem, dressed in an Italian wool suit, with a red tie and black Donald J. Pliner shoes, walks up and takes the blonde by the arm.

Shinns' countenance droops and he immediately gets the urge to cover his face. He then throws on a big red trucker cap that reads "RETARD" on the front.

The brim casts a large shadow over his face.

Shinns Theory manages to stumble to another corner where he finally hails the cab. A small wet spot appears in the front of Shinns' pants and begins to grow in size.

E-2 pulls up in his D.C. cab and picks Shinns up; but suddenly, a young couple run up and jam themselves in the backseat before E-2 can pull off.

Anthony: To the airport my man and make it snappy!

Shinns Theory, Anthony and Donna, are all smashed into the back of E-2's cab.

E-2: Any of you folks wrestling fans?

Anthony: Nah, I really don't watch it. But my wife here loves the stuff.

E-2: Is that right?

Donna: I've been following the P2PW Federation for quite some time now.

E-2: Ever here of the One Man Killing Machine?

Donna: (puzzled) Who?

E-2: The One Man Killing Machine!

Donna remains clueless; the name doesn't ring a bell.

E-2: Anyway, the One Man Killing Machine is the fastest rising star in the P2PW. He recently was crowned Undisputed Internet Champion after he defeated Gormy.

Donna: Ahh, Gormy, that name does sound familiar. I think I know who he is.

E-2: Gormy's a "she"; anyway, this Tuesday night, the One Man Killing Machine is set to sqaure off againt Shinns Theory for the Internet Championship in a Rage Rules Weapons match.

Anthony/Donna: (Sarcastically) Oooooooh!

E-2: I got a funny feeling we may not see Shinns for a while after this.

Anthony/Donna: Ahhhhhh!

Shinns pulls the brim of his hat down lower.

Donna: Do you smell that?

The cab arrives at the airport and Anthony and Donna exit the vehicle.

E-2, the driver, and Shinns, the passenger with the big trucker cap that says "RETARD" are left alone in the car. The One Man Killing Machine continues to drive.

As time passes, Shinns is even more disoriented and E-2 spies on him as we see his evil eyes in the rear view mirror.

He watches the co-owner of the P2PW breathe and struggle to stay awake.

Suddenly, the neighborhood becomes darker and they are far from Shinns' destination.

The cab drives to a desolate part of town and comes to a full stop ner a bridge; Shinns Theory is knocked out.

E-2: Cracka can't hold his liquor.

Taking advantage of the situation, E-2 blindfolds Shinns and drags him out of the cab.

Next, he lifts the co-owner of the P2PW over his shoulder and brings him over to a bridge that serves as an overpass to a river.

The One Man Killing Machine begins to slap Shinns in the mouth until he wakes up.

Shinns: Wha--what!?

The One Man Killing Machine threatens to push Shinns off the bridge unless he admits that he is no match for him.

Shinns is stubborn and resistant at first and won't do it--but finally, after the wetspot at the front of his pants grows in size, he caves in and admits that he
is no match for the One Man Killing Machine and is not worthy of Internet Championship.

The One Man Killing Machine, being satisfied with that answer, pushes Shinns off.

Shinns: (terrified) Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Shinns Theory falls lands in a kiddie pool E-2 has placed behind him; reminiscent of a certain memorable Kurt Angle and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin promo.

E-2: You are a joke playa. It's all over for you.......Rage rules nigga! Rage rules!

Shinns squirms in the kiddie pool, struggling to take his blindfold off and make sense of the situation. E-2 gets back into his cab and pulls off, leaving Shinns all wet and full of frustration.

FADE TO BLACK

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Shinn’s Theory’s Promo

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Shinn’s Theory is shown sitting in his office reading the Boston Herald. He shakes his head as he turns to page A10. The article he is reading is about Hulk Hogan’s new reality program that will be featured on VH1. As Theory reads on, he begins to chuckle. His head remains shaking. He reads aloud.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] “As it’s ‘Father Knows Best’-like title implies, ‘Hogan Knows Best’ is particularly derivative of old style sitcoms. The show’s big joke is that the human cartoon that is Hogan actually lives like a normal dad.....”

Theory chuckles as he closes the paper, not finishing the article. He rolls the paper up and tosses it into the trash can. The camera then pans over to the opposite side of his office. The scene shows former Undisputed Internet Champion, Gormy, sitting on Theory’s counch.

Gormy:[/b] I told ya.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] You sure did.

Gormy:[/b] I don’t understand it. All these people are off making movies, participating in Reality Television shows. These people are giving this industry a bad name.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] To each their own.

Gormy:[/b] I suppose.

Shinn’s looks over towards Gormy, now sporting a serious look.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I didn’t ask you in here to discuss Hogan.

Gormy:[/b] I know. And I know this is a stressful time for you. Thus, me acting as the Papergirl. A light has been shed. I saw you smirk. I heard you chuckle. For those brief moments, your mind was elsewhere.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Did you ever take into consideration that I didn’t want my mind to be “elsewhere”.

Gormy:[/b] If that was the case, you would have never opened that paper.

Shinn’s turns away, looking into the trash can. He slowly nods.

Gormy:[/b] Look, I know why you asked me here. I do. And I came as a friend, not as an informant.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] But it’s information I’d like from you.

Gormy:[/b] And you’ll get information from me. But, not as an informant.... As a friend.

Theory takes a deep breath then exhales.

Gormy:[/b] Exactly.

Theory stands from behind his desk and proceeds to the television set. He turns the television set on, followed by the VCR.

Gormy:[/b] Don’t even bother tiger. I don’t need to watch any footage of “Gormy vs. E2" to tell you anything you need to know.

Theory pauses. He shakes his head in disprovement, as though he regrets asking Gormy to meet him. Reluctantly, he turns the VCR off, followed by the television. Theory then walks back behind his desk and sits.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] You know, on second thought, I think I’d like to be left alone for a little while. I’ll catch up with you a little later.

Gormy:[/b] Don’t be upset at me Shinn’s.

Shinn’s stands from behind his desk and approaches Gormy. He takes her by the hand as she stands.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I’m not upset in the least. I just feel I need to focus.

Gormy:[/b] Whatever you’d prefer.

Shinn’s Theory nods as Gormy leaves his office. She closes the door behind her. Shinn’s Theory takes another deep breath. In the blink of an eye, an angry look overtakes Theory’s face. A lamp is spotted near his couch. He sweeps the lamp off of it’s table and tosses it against the wall in fury. The lamp shatters and the pieces fall to the ground.

Shinn’s Theory bursts out of his office and walks, as though on a mission, down the hall. He quickly catches up to Gormy, who is headed towards her locker room. He grabs the shoulder of Gormy and spins her around. She has a surprised look written on her face. Theory then backs her against the wall and holds her there by her neck. Theory leans in and the two are nose to nose.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Look, you miserable bitch! I asked you to my office for a reason. NOT to deliver me a damn newspaper. And, NOT to tell me that I can’t watch a little freakin’ footage!

Gormy:[/b] Shinn’s.....

Shinn’s Theory tightens his grip around Gormy’s neck. Her eyes close tight as though she is in a bit of pain.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Forget it! Your chance to speak has ended!

Security is seen making their way towards Theory and Gormy. Before they break Theory away, Gormy opens her eyes and waves them off, remaining silent. Security steps back and looks on.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] He’ll do anything possible to retain. The man smacked around a freakin’ P2PW fan, whom was in the audience, at Momentum. This guy is fearless. Now, I have to compete in a Weapons Match with this....this psycho. And all you can do is toss me an article about “I can’t do my finishing move because I may bust my hip again” Hogan? Screw that! Since bWo and Apocalypse split, I’ve never ONCE had any beef with you. Not ONCE have I ever NOT had your back. And tonight, I’ll be announcing your match at WrestleFever II ... And the match that I booked is a personal favor to you. So, next time, when I ask you for an opinion or two, do ME a favor and be there.

Gormy appears as though she is about to speak.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I’m talking here!

Security begins to approach the two once more. Again, Gormy waves them off.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] E2 is one sick, arrogant son of a bitch. The man has run his mouth about me for far to long. I made him, and the entire world, a promise. I promised him I would not book the match that is about to open Tuesday Night Turmoil. Stare signed it. So now, not only do I get a chance to toss E2 around, I get a chance to hold a little gold. Gold which YOU lost to E2.

Gormy remains silent.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] The fact is, I am glad this match is signed. I am happy this match is a Weapons Match. I am freakin’ ECSTATIC that Cactus and Stare will be there to witness me finally breaking out of my shell. Rocky as the special guest referee gives me a god damn hard-on! These are three men, who have climbed the mountain, that will all see what I have held back for a year.

Theory’s grip slowly loosens. Gormy is able to swallow. Suddenly his grip tightens again. Nation is shown walking into the scene.

Nation:[/b] Shinn’s!

He begins to approach the two but Gormy waves Nation off as well. Nation stops in his tracks. Nation and the security guards look on as Theory’s eyes remain locked onto Gormy’s eyes.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] E2 is a marked man. He drew his own bull’s eye on his chest. He clammed up when it was too late. Now, he’s not going to be just “defending his title”. Now, he’ll be defending his title against the one man you has had nothing more to think about than destroying the man known as “The One Man Killing Machine”. At this moment, that rat bastard is thinking he’ll be defending his Undisputed Internet Title at WrestleFever II, and will be getting a shot at the Tag Team Titles as well. You know what Gormy? That bitch may not even make it to WrestleFever. I won’t hold anything back. I don’t care what I have to do, or who I have to hurt. Bring the entire locker room down to the ring! I’ll have no problem tossing those human roadblocks out of the way while I crack E2's skull in half!!

Theory presses his forehead into Gormy's....His hand is still around her neck.

Shinn's Theory:[/b] The fact is, E2 gained momentum at Momentum. And his momentum carried over and grew last week on TNT. Tonight, E2 will find himself running straight into quicksand, bogged down by the natural suction of P2PW's nucleus, me. Yes, he'll fight to stay afloat. E2 will reach for anything that may pull him to a hard, sturdy surface. However, the nucleus of this company will be far too strong of a force to allow the escape of anything that enters it's sinking pool.

A drop of sweat falls from Theory's nose as he backs his head away a bit.

Shinn's Theory:[/b] There is a cause for alarm. Gormy, get the Boston Medical Center on the line. Tell them somebody will be checking in very, very soon.

Shinn’s lets go of Gormy’s throat and backs away... Gormy catches her breath but remains with her guard down. Theory looks towards the floor. He then wipes the sweat from his forehead. Theory takes a few deep breaths before regaining composure. He lifts his head but can not look into Gormy's eyes. Instead, he looks a bit right of her face...

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I appologize.

Shinn’s walks off. He is seen walking down the long hallway. With one hand, he shoves a security guard out of the way. Nation quickly approaches Gormy.

Nation:[/b] You ok?

Gormy keeps her eyes on Theory as he walks away.

Gormy:[/b] I am.

Nation:[/b] What the hell was that all about?

Gormy continues to watch Shinn’s Theory walk away.

Gormy:[/b] That was about a friend of ours.

Nation looks towards Gormy and cocks and eyebrow. Gormy still has her sights on Theory.

Gormy:[/b] Nation....that was about Shinn’s Theory.

Nation looks towards Shinn’s Theory as he disappears around a corner. The camera pans and zooms in on Gormy’s face. Gormy cracks a smile as Zeroin fades....