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Post by Aladdin on Feb 14, 2006 23:11:38 GMT 1
Extra promos and discussion.
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 14, 2006 23:34:52 GMT 1
New Dare, eh? i'm curious to see what this kid can do. Odom on One on One?  And just out of curiosity, has Gormy even posted in the past two months? I haven't e-seen her since I became a P2P e-civilian again. |
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 14, 2006 23:46:43 GMT 1
Since she's booked I expect her to pull a Jeff Hardy. Nah, I'm sure Aladdin alerted her she had a match so she'll be back. |
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 14, 2006 23:50:29 GMT 1
Speaking of which, when are you planning on using your RAGE title shot Aladdin?
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 14, 2006 23:52:47 GMT 1
Night of the Champs. i.e. Show after this one.
I asked Micko to alert Gormy.
And it's New Dare not New Wave.
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Post by shinnstheory on Feb 15, 2006 0:03:34 GMT 1
Beats your first promo. Ps - The Metallica tune is actually called Enter Sandman. |
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Post by Red Ninja on Feb 15, 2006 3:21:05 GMT 1
P2PW Heaveyweight Champion Red Ninja is sitting around rubbing his newly won title belt with the palm of his hand.
RN:You know, everytime I look at this belt, I get this feeling right in my chest. Its a feeling of pride, pride from knowing that in holding this belt Im rubbing it in the face of guys like Anthony Mckenna, and the rest of the political cronies that make up our companies front office. Tony, Tony,Tony I bet right now your sitting in your office and your kicking yourself for putting me in that Triple Threat at Plethora aren't you. I can just picture it right now(does an impression of an English accent) Oh blimey, that Ninja bugger screwed me over then what, I should have put me mate Mastadon in there instead. Yeah that's what you probably would have liked eh Mckenna, to put your boy in a match that in no way he rightfully earned. Instead you put me into that third decisive spot and I guess in a way I should thank you. I mean, you came to me out of all the other hacks in the lockeroom you came to the one guy who could get the job done and you gave him a shot at immortality. Only for it to come back and sink its sharp teeth into your ass. Theres no turning back now is there, you cant go back in time and give that spot to someone else. I mean who would you have gotten, Cole Sloculm? Wolverine? Funamile? Crazy Ralph? How about Gym Carry? Nah you knew Mckenna that Red Ninja was the guy who could do it. And I did, I beat Simz and Tyler Stone, like thats an impossible task its own. And I took the reward, this belt, this ten pounds of gold that goes where I go. And its going to stay like that for a long time to come, so all you guys have to do is shut, and enjoy the ride. If you dont like it, well plain and simple try and stop me.
See now theres guys in the back who now are in the position that I was in for months. The position of being a talented, up and comer who's just iching to get a match against the bigger names around here. Thats if the other big names aren't given the shot instead. Face one fact guys, theres some wheeling and dealing that goes along hand and hand with this fed. Myself I don't need to be real chummy with some of the guys back here I proved my point at Plethora, Im the better man, Im the most in demand wrestler in North America, Im an fucking international star. P2PW should roll out a red carpet for me, they should thank whatever god they believe in that they have a star like me. Im finally at the top of the mountain, and the best thing they can do is sit back, shut their mouths and watch as I do my thing. They don't like me that much anymore. Why because they cant deal with the fact that they don't have a champion that's going to be his own man, Im not going to kiss their ass one bit, for months I got shit shoveled into my face. They're not getting a guy whos going to be their kind of champion, I won the belt, so Im entitled to the right to do whatever the hell I want with this title run.
Mckenna, Im your champion, Im the guy who brings those worthless sacks of crap that we can a crowd into the arena, Im the one who sits their fat, hairy asses in the seats, and Im the one whos going to make them blow their money on whatever crap we sell at the merchandise tables. This is a new dawn in TNT, this is the beginning of something bigger than you can imagine. This just wont effect the lockeroom, this is going to effect the whole company. Im the champ, Im the Ace of TNT. This whole brand cant function without me. But what do they go and do this week. They leave me off the show. What the hell?
So let me get this straight, instead of booking the best wrestler you got on the roster you book a bunch of greenhorns. Whatever its your ratings. It just goes to show you what its like around here on TNT. I wonder if Mckenna had much in that say. But anyway you don't want me on this weeks TNT, fuck you than. Next TNT you dont really have much of a say do you. Look at the tag, Night Of Champions. And as you can see, Im the most important champion in the whole brand. That show is going to be my V1 defense. All I have to do is sit back and wait to see who the first quote un quote challenger is going to be. You got eithier Tyler Stone or Simz fighting this week for the spot of contender. Is there a point? I've already beaten both guys in one match anyway. Anyway, you two guys beat the hell out of each other, just remember what you got waiting for you. Me, Red Ninja, the champ, the flagship. Im not sweating eithier one of you anyway. I just want someone's ass to kick.
Anyway P2PW, you didnt book me, but that doesnt mean Im not going to be there. Remember that, till than go fuck yourself.
Ninja gives the camera the finger as the scene fades out.
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 15, 2006 4:56:17 GMT 1
What do Red Ninja,Christian and Shelton Benjamin have in common? Figure that out yourself All three were mediorce mid-carders until two companies decided they needed a new face to push, and unfortunately 2/3 ain't bad. Okkk... my TNT RP is up. Now I just sit and wait for Gormy Muppet. |
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Post by Stare on Feb 15, 2006 5:21:52 GMT 1
Night of the Champs? Where in the world did you come up with some a fantastic idea, Aladdin? |
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Feb 15, 2006 9:19:32 GMT 1
After reading that preview, I have come to the conclusion that E2 = good TV.
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 15, 2006 11:55:19 GMT 1
Night of the Champs? Where in the world did you come up with some a fantastic idea, Aladdin? Shinns, obviously.  And E2 does equal good TV. He put in a lot of effort for last weeks show (helped me out a lot) and so it's only fair that i give him a bit more "air time". |
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Post by Red Ninja on Feb 15, 2006 19:00:57 GMT 1
What do Red Ninja,Christian and Shelton Benjamin have in common? Figure that out yourself All three were mediorce mid-carders until two companies decided they needed a new face to push, and unfortunately 2/3 ain't bad. . Did somebody say something? |
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 15, 2006 20:29:21 GMT 1
Yes, I did.
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 15, 2006 20:31:37 GMT 1
I mean who would you have gotten, Cole Sloculm? Wolverine? Funamie? Crazy Ralph? How about Gym Carry? Hmmm, you'll eat those words in due time. |
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Post by Red Ninja on Feb 15, 2006 21:01:39 GMT 1
I mean who would you have gotten, Cole Sloculm? Wolverine? Funamie? Crazy Ralph? How about Gym Carry? Hmmm, you'll eat those words in due time. Ladies and gentlemen E2's 259043205209259090 post about himself. |
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 15, 2006 21:02:50 GMT 1
I'm sorry did somebody say anything?
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 15, 2006 21:04:53 GMT 1
*crickets*
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Post by Red Ninja on Feb 15, 2006 21:06:44 GMT 1
I'm sorry did somebody say anything? You didnt hear me because im so much higher than you are in the fed. |
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 15, 2006 21:08:21 GMT 1
This is TNT history in the making folks. For the first time ever a curtain jerker is wearing the biggest title in the e-fed.
Pass that joint.
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 15, 2006 21:08:28 GMT 1
You know what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Unfortunately once your failed World Title run ends at the hands of me, E2, or Aladdin, I don't think you'll be worrying about what color tights to wear, more so what size slurpee the customer wants. |
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 15, 2006 21:08:43 GMT 1
But you're not higher than me. You wouldn't be champ if i didn't beat you in the Rage Tournament. You should be thankful.
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Post by ChadClassic on Feb 15, 2006 21:08:54 GMT 1
*Passes joint around*
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 15, 2006 21:13:32 GMT 1
*takes spliff and puffs*
It's like when Big Show was WWE Champion.....curtain jerker.
*exhales*
Or like when Edge held the belt for a split second......curtains.
*passes joint*
Or like (*cough, cough*) when E2 held the Internet Ti..........
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 15, 2006 21:15:40 GMT 1
It would seem Ninja has no witty comeback to my comment.
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 15, 2006 21:22:44 GMT 1
Ninja?
Ninja?
*crickets*
Ninja where are you?
*chirps*
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