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Post by Aladdin on Apr 3, 2006 22:49:41 GMT 1
What did ya think about the Amie Vs. DDT stipulation?
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Apr 3, 2006 23:01:00 GMT 1
^^Interesting twist.
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Apr 3, 2006 23:06:01 GMT 1
This is shaping up nicely...
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Amie
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Post by Amie on Apr 7, 2006 7:09:26 GMT 1
Yeah, quite interesting...
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Post by Simz on Apr 7, 2006 21:42:21 GMT 1
Promo up Damn, it is not good when you don't think you promo is good.  |
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 7, 2006 22:56:25 GMT 1
You did well son.
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Post by Simz on Apr 7, 2006 23:24:49 GMT 1
*hands e2 money*
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Post by ddt on Apr 7, 2006 23:58:40 GMT 1
Promo up Damn, it is not good when you don't think you promo is good. What's even worse is when you write one which you think is the best RP ever, then read through it and it's not so great. Happens to me all the time.  |
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Apr 8, 2006 0:04:14 GMT 1
Here's a promo I wrote- Can't remember if it is supposed to go here, since I'm not on the card, and therefore shouldn't post in the Preview thread. If it is wrong, punch me hard in the arm, and I'll move it.
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(We cut to a library, where Reece is sitting in an expensive leather chair, a glass of non-alcoholic wine on the side table, and a smirk on his face. In his hand is a book with the title “Dracula” on the cover. He is apparently on the last page, and finishes it with sigh of relief, putting the book down on the table, and picking up his glass. Reece is dressed to impress apparently no one, because this library is empty. He pours the drink slowly down his throat, and pretends that he has just noticed the camera, with a slight jolt. He smiles, puts down his drink and checks his watch)
Reece Somers:
Normally, at this time, I would be going off to the gym to workout in my final session before a match. Of course, that isn’t the case tonight, because the brain trust that made the matches on TNT decided that after my amazing performance last week, I deserve a “rest”. The fact is, in my first match, I stepped right into a battlefield that resembled a war. You had Vegeta eliminating everyone, until the epitome of greatness stepped in. You should’ve seen him shake when he realised that he was against Perfection. I’ll admit the guy did well, but what he did was beat a list of inferior wrestlers, before getting upstaged. This was supposed to be Vegeta’s big moment. The moment he entered TNT with a purpose, and made an impact. And you are looking at the guy who stopped that, the guy who came within a second of making his name known to TNT management as a true upper-tier player. However, rest pays off, and Chad simply had more in the tank than I did, having been flown over to America, hastily signed, send on a bus trip over the country and arrived in the arena to find myself being thrust into this situation. And the fact that after all that, I came second shows exactly that I can walk the walk in the ring. And then, in a “controversial” action, I walked out, and told you fans how I talk the talk out of it. Heck, rumour around the proverbial water cooler says that I was left off the show after too many fans complained that I spoke the truth, and it scared them. They hate to be reminded that one day, a life of hamburgers and hot dogs will cost them. And because I did remind them… They hate me.
(Reece lets out a fickle laugh that echoes over the library, before taking another sip of his drink. He shakes the rest around the glass a bit, thinking, before putting it down, and picking up his book)
Reece Somers:
“Dracula”. A classic book and the ideas are constantly emulated. Kind of like me- No wait, exactly like me. You see, once upon a time, I wasn’t the dignified ideology of class and morality. I was Reece Somers, hardcore wrestler extraordinaire. I took huge falls off things; I lived in agony, to the point I had to retire for a bit, because I had nearly destroyed my spine. And sure, the crowd loved it, and they apparently loved me, and the other wrestlers grew to look at me with a respect and silent awe. But when I gave my retirement speech, and walked behind that curtain the final time, or so I thought, I heard it. The crowd that had been in what I thought was quiet admiration exploded at the announcement of a mud wrestling contest between two bimbos in tiny bikinis, both of which offered me their bodies on a plate, and got rejected, because at that point, I heard an echo every time they opened their legs. Heck, there was an echo from between their ears as well, but that is neither here or there. The point is, I had given my blood, my body and my soul to that crowd, and they didn’t give a damn. I was their toy. I was their pet. I was simply there for their entertainment. I looked back at my career, and discovered that they never cheered my bravery, or in some parts, borderline stupid recklessness. They cheered the sight of this “hero” getting destroyed. They loved to see me get destroyed, because they secretly hated me. They loved me, because I was the good guy, I stood up for them… And they hated me, because I embodied everything they couldn’t be. And that’s when I realised that they were bloodsuckers. They didn’t care for Reece Somers; they cared for how far Reece Somers could fall. The fact that I left that legacy haunted my retirement, and after several years, I re-entered competition. At this point, the industry had changed so much that I had to return as a hardcore wrestler to get the attention and support I needed to keep my job. And as soon as they saw me risk my health again, they cheered… And that was it. After that, I turned my back on the fans, and took up my new profession. One against sin. One for morality.
(Reece leans back, seemingly emotionally drained from retelling his story. He finishes off his drink, and places the book back on the table)
Reece Somers:
All I read is how you want a role model for these kids. It isn’t the parent’s fault little Timmy drew a knife on his English teacher, it isn’t the parent’s fault that little Johnny was found past out, twice over the drinking limit and on drugs and it isn’t the parent’s fault that young Susan is pregnant at the tender age of twelve. No, it is the media, isn’t it? They promote bad language, they promote violence, they promote drug and alcohol use and they promote sex. Well, thank you for pointing something out that I’ve known for ages, and anyone with an IQ in two digits and over can recognise that as well. The fact is, you shape your children, and I ask you, who better to shape them on that Reece Somers? The Morality Enforcer, the man who is not only cool, but righteous? A man who has read more books than the total amount read by ninety percent of America. The man who has a tremendously high intellect, and is proud of that fact, and is also physically appealing and fit. If you don’t want your kid to turn into a wannabe gangster or violent thug, and then you sit with them during the next TNT broadcast. You show them the bad behaviour of everyone who lacks my abilities. Then you show them me, a man superior to the entire TNT… Heck, the entire P2PW roster, the man that says it like it is, and the man who can lead your children to a brighter tomorrow. But why stop there? I’ve got plenty of merchandise to help even the most stubborn “Tiger” fan renounce that path, and follow my one. A path that leads to success and prosperity. A path paved with gold and approved by Reece Somers himself. The Path of Morality. I have the merchandise to help you get your son or daughter to my high standards. T-Shirts, action figures and even fridge magnets, all soon to be available at my online shop. I highly recommend them. And on that note, let me just inform any worried TNT fans that Reece Somers is very much around, unlike other stars who disappear after their first show, and I’m staying around, because cleaning up P2PW is not an easy job. But that’s life, and I won that as well. So, remember: There’s good, there’s great, and there’s even excellent… But now there is Perfection, and it doesn’t get better than that!
(With a knowing wink to the camera, Reece settles down into the armchair, and picks up another book as we fade out)
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Post by Simz on Apr 8, 2006 0:04:38 GMT 1
^I'm seeming to have the reverse problem at the mo. But I do know what you mean.
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Apr 8, 2006 0:13:56 GMT 1
On the subject of writing RPs, I am never happy with something I write. I rarely re-read RPs, because otherwise I would never submit them, because I would spend forever re-writing. I usually can tell if I've done a bad one though, just by looking over it quickly.
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Post by Spackle on Apr 8, 2006 2:21:36 GMT 1
All my promos are fucking brilliant.
I defy anyone to find a single thing wrong with ANY of them.
You'd quickly be kicked in your throat for being a GODDAMNED LIAR.
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Apr 8, 2006 3:32:48 GMT 1
Dude, when are you not funny?
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Post by lockjaw on Apr 10, 2006 13:06:23 GMT 1
Simz good luck man. Stop stressing out my promo was written in a few minates and i was forced into rushing my aunt's got some bitch living with her who don't let me use it. she's always going on this bad boy if i want on.
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Post by Spackle on Apr 10, 2006 21:07:15 GMT 1
So... you aunt's a lesbian?
Do you ever get to watch?
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 10, 2006 21:10:49 GMT 1
Do you ever not obsess over me? s2, man?!! Too lame, even for a white boy. You been hanging out with Stare again?
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Post by Spackle on Apr 10, 2006 21:17:07 GMT 1
Hey! Mr. Arrogant! Did you ever think I could be named after a completely different e2?
You know what? My names Capital s 63 now, cause I'm just that much better then you.
And who I "hang out" with is mine and my doctors business. Ass-jacket.
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 10, 2006 21:20:07 GMT 1
You changed your name after getting owned once again? Lame. My bad, didn't mean to insult Stare like that.
You've been partying with Reaper again.
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Post by Spackle on Apr 10, 2006 21:31:15 GMT 1
I'LL NUT ON YOUR FUCKING TOASTER STRUDAL AND MAKE YOU EAT IT ALL.
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 10, 2006 21:57:30 GMT 1
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Red Ninja
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Post by Red Ninja on Apr 11, 2006 0:42:07 GMT 1
MARKS OUT FOR MR. POPO
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Post by ChadClassic on Apr 11, 2006 0:43:52 GMT 1
HOLY E2'S MOTHER'S VAGINA SACK!!! RED NINJA MADE A POST THAT DIDN'T PERTAIN TO HIS MATCH!!!
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Post by Simz on Apr 11, 2006 0:58:22 GMT 1
^ Is as shocked as Mrs. e2 is!
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 11, 2006 2:19:32 GMT 1
Mrs. e2 is lond dead and in the ground. Any of you whose known me long enough would know that.
The next insult will be too predictable; only a jackass like "You Know Who" will go for it. So sit and watch this kids.....
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Post by ChadClassic on Apr 11, 2006 22:32:07 GMT 1
E2 has a big gapping vagina that only Simz appreciates the quality of.  |
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