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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Jun 17, 2006 15:53:49 GMT 1
Well, in the beginning, God created Blitz. He then took one look at it, and thought "Man, I could do so much better than that". Thus, TNT was created.
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Post by Keith Williams on Jun 17, 2006 15:56:43 GMT 1
^The A-show. You know, you might want to try being original. First you steal Simz's bodyguard idea, now E2's phrase. Now, Now Aladdin. Don't go and be so hard on the boy. Remember he is on the B-Show and originality isn't their strong suit over there.
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 17, 2006 19:57:00 GMT 1
TNT > Blitz.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 17, 2006 19:59:01 GMT 1
Colon Cancer > TNT
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 17, 2006 19:59:42 GMT 1
Getting your nuts crushed by a hammer > Blitz
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Post by Reaper on Jun 17, 2006 20:02:43 GMT 1
Carrot Top > TNT
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 17, 2006 20:03:39 GMT 1
Dakota Fanning butt-naked in piledriver position > Blitz
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Post by Reaper on Jun 17, 2006 20:07:03 GMT 1
Kathy Bates butt-naked in piledriver position > TNT
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Jun 17, 2006 21:40:54 GMT 1
Stop it you two! You're gonna create some sort of rift in the universal fibers and have us all vaporised. It's science.
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Post by Keith Williams on Jun 18, 2006 2:53:12 GMT 1
Kathy Bates butt-naked in piledriver position > TNT That is one very disturbing image there. Don't know how Reaper sleeps at night with images like that running thru his head. Now instead of all this fighting why not just agree that TNT is the superior brand and Blitz can act like the red head stepchild and know its place in the order of P2P
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Post by Stare on Jun 18, 2006 5:25:51 GMT 1
How do you talk so well with a penis in your mouth?
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 18, 2006 5:27:09 GMT 1
You know, you might want to try being original. First you steal Simz's bodyguard idea, now E2's phrase. I'm just trying to fit in...
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Post by Aladdin on Jun 18, 2006 12:28:30 GMT 1
How do you talk so well with a penis in your mouth? He must have learnt from your example. But he'll never be as good as you, five at a time and still able to talk.
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Post by ChadClassic on Jun 18, 2006 15:41:55 GMT 1
ALALALALALALALALA!!!
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:09:52 GMT 1
Soul Reaper and Stare get tossed more times than three articles of clothing in a very large dryer. Never before in the history of the P2PW do we have two former champions with assholes wide enough to shit out a mango.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:12:34 GMT 1
Only in E2's fantasy land. He wishes to one day go to prison under the nickname of Bubba, that way he can FINALLY "stick it" to the man. Stop hiding behing your lady gangsta persona already, it only worked when you did something of note. Besides flapped those huge lips.
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:18:51 GMT 1
Scroll up to where Aladdin mentioned Stare's record number five cocks in his mouth at once. You must have chuckled deep down inside knowing that you could easily double that number, cockfag.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:22:58 GMT 1
No, actually I chuckled knowing deep down that my cock is in fact the size of 5 cocks, and thusly Stare keeps trying to get me alone. But then again, I hear you and he have frequent "business meetings" in the janitors closet. The only question is, when you guys 69, do you lay down or do you hold him upside down?
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:29:14 GMT 1
I hold your wife upside down when she visits my office at "lunch time". Then I bend her over and she takes it as well as Amie did in the ass. But we'll have to be a bit more creative next time, because when you go too fast-too deep, she tends to shit her "lunch" out at once.
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Post by Stare on Jun 19, 2006 23:29:48 GMT 1
Alright, this is getting silly. Everyone knows I hold him upside down
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Post by brockandsable on Jun 19, 2006 23:31:47 GMT 1
Quiet you! That's our secret.
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Post by Reaper on Jun 19, 2006 23:39:46 GMT 1
And I'm not married.
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Post by Stare on Jun 20, 2006 0:08:27 GMT 1
I thought they allowed homosexual marriages in California?
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Post by Reaper on Jun 20, 2006 0:13:37 GMT 1
No fruitcake, San Francisco tried that crap, but the rest of California bitchslapped them back to reality. Mass. allows it and so does Ontario in Canada.
Ontario where you can marry a fag, but you can't smoke one.
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Post by Stare on Jun 20, 2006 0:18:48 GMT 1
Hmmm . . . someone sure does know alot about where fags can get married
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