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Post by Keith Williams on Feb 26, 2007 16:51:31 GMT 1
I lost by ONE VOTE??!?!?! Fucking shit.... Yes. And right now I would like to take this opportunity and thank that person whom ever it was that made the wise decision and voted for me.. ;D
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 26, 2007 16:56:21 GMT 1
Anyone care for a rematch? ;D
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Post by Keith Williams on Feb 26, 2007 17:53:30 GMT 1
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 26, 2007 19:17:11 GMT 1
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd pull.
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Post by The Executioner on Feb 26, 2007 20:13:13 GMT 1
And we cut to commercial. ;D HAHAHA!
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Feb 26, 2007 21:40:35 GMT 1
We oughtta have people who write commercials.....that in itself would be hilarious.
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 26, 2007 22:04:38 GMT 1
We can do that. ;D
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 26, 2007 22:45:30 GMT 1
I'm up for it. ;D
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 26, 2007 22:54:22 GMT 1
Good. Because you'll be doing it! ;D
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 26, 2007 23:01:02 GMT 1
What next? You want me to shine ya' shoes? Jump up on the table and dance? Want me to smile at 'cha?
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 26, 2007 23:02:37 GMT 1
I choose jump on the table and dance.
Now, back to TNT talk!
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 27, 2007 1:11:15 GMT 1
Good. Because you'll be doing it! ;D Ha! That's good. Anyway. Blitz again proves it has the superstars of P2P.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Feb 27, 2007 1:21:15 GMT 1
Anyway. Blitz again proves it has the superstars of P2P. Too bad we ain't doin anything. And we doesn't include you.
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Post by RAGE on Feb 27, 2007 9:33:51 GMT 1
All good things come to those who wait.
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Post by Keith Williams on Feb 27, 2007 16:32:57 GMT 1
We oughtta have people who write commercials.....that in itself would be hilarious. A well dressed man enters a drug store. He is looking on shelf after shelf for a item but can't seem to find what he wants. Finally a older looking pharmacist walks up to the man.Old Pharmacist:Can I help you young man? Well Dressed Man:Yes, I have this hemorrhoid. It is so painful. I can't sit down and it keeps me up late at night. I have tried everything and nothing seems to work. Do you have something that might help? Old Pharmacist:Why yes. I have just the thing to cure you. The old Pharmacist goes behind the counter and produces a tubeOld Pharmacist:You need E2's Hemorrhoid Cream. Its the strongest cream on the market.. Well Dressed Man:At this point I am willing to try anything. A couple days later the man walks back into the drug store. The old pharmacist recognizes him and walks up to himOld Pharmacist:So how are you feeling? Man:I feel great. That E2 hemorrhoid cream did the trick. I am able to sit down now. I can sleep thru the night. Heck I am even able to do jumping jacks now. All thanks to E2 hemorrhoid cream.. Then the standard voice over hitsVoice over guy:E2's Hemorrhoid Cream.. Cause only a pain in the ass would know how to cure a pain in the ass. Ask your local pharmacist today for a tube..
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 27, 2007 16:41:35 GMT 1
This is just a subtle way of Keith saying he wants E2 in his ass.
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Feb 27, 2007 18:17:53 GMT 1
Good show, had a nice balance to it, and I loved the whole Sickfixx story. I burst out laughing when Odom made a "cameo". I think I lost to Aladdin by 0.05 before, which tops losing on votes Since the shows are merging anyway, I can already see some targets forming in my mind. Keith, I think you and me have some unfinished business, as does that Internet Title...
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 27, 2007 20:08:03 GMT 1
SickFixx’s body goes through and bounces off the sidewalk. For a minute there, it looks as if the producers replaced Fixx’s body with a stunt double—a rubber doll to be exact. Because the way the body hit the pavement and bounced around, it looked as if it was made from rubber or something.
E2 comes through the glass and the ref follows. He goes to cover Fixx but the man, bloodied even more, manages to get up and keep running. E2 is mad now, but doubles back into the shop to check on the ladies.
E2: "Sorry about the mess, I'll send a check to cover everything! And by the way, nice bra!"
E2 turns around and SickFixx is nowhere in sight. The One Man Killing Machine looks up to spot a green dumpster at the other end of the parking lot and decides to take a closer look to see if Fixx is hiding. E2 appraoches and looks into the dumpster to see if his nemesis is there and low and behold, inside the dumpster is Terrell Odom, half naked with a crackpipe in his hand and clothing made out of rumpled newspaper. ;D
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 27, 2007 21:17:50 GMT 1
At the very least, Sickfixx got what he deserved: an ass-kicking.
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Post by Keith Williams on Feb 28, 2007 4:05:20 GMT 1
Since the shows are merging anyway, I can already see some targets forming in my mind. Keith, I think you and me have some unfinished business, as does that Internet Title... Indeed Mr. Somers, we do have unresolved issues to deal with. I still haven't forgotten you smashing a beer bottle across my head. That was a waste of perfectly good alcohol, and that alone deserves a ass-whooping. Once I have disposed of JT and taken his fanatic title from him, I will then turn my attentions towards you.
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Post by The Great JT on Feb 28, 2007 5:30:48 GMT 1
I see lots of talking, but I don't see any action, Keith.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Feb 28, 2007 6:04:43 GMT 1
You mean Keith, the NEW P2PW Internet Champion, JT?
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Post by brockandsable on Feb 28, 2007 16:56:32 GMT 1
Fuck that! I want to see Keith v. JT Blade to unify the Internet and Fanatic Titles in a trailer park match. One of their sisters will hide the titles in her vagina and the first one to retreive them wins.
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Post by The Great JT on Mar 1, 2007 3:31:26 GMT 1
Can you discern out of character from in?
Let me answer that, NO!
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Post by Keith Williams on Mar 1, 2007 16:46:58 GMT 1
Fuck that! I want to see Keith v. JT Blade to unify the Internet and Fanatic Titles in a trailer park match. One of their sisters will hide the titles in her vagina and the first one to retreive them wins. One problem there E2, I have no sister.. If we are going with themed title defenses, why not have E2 vs Scream in a Philly Street Fight. Rules to this are simple. Both of you are given a car, a driver, a gun, and a shitload of bullets. You drive around the city and try to cap the other. The person that is left alive is dual world champ..
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