Post by Scream on Aug 27, 2005 21:00:48 GMT 1
"Monkey gone to Heaven" by The Pixies blares as S-K-Y makes his way from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks at the crowd. As he points to a fan The Executioner comes from no where and clotheslines S-K-Y to the steel ramp. The Executioner mounts S-K-Y and begins pounding away at his head. The Executioner then motions for his Chao's Theory and cross powerbombs S-K-Y on the concrete floor. The ref motions for The Executioner to get in the ring as he aides S-K-Y. The Executioner rolls in as the ref gives the signal for the bell.
[glow=red,2,300]SINGLES MATCH [/glow]
The Executioner vs. S-K-Y
The ref aides S-K-Y to the ring and The Executioner rolls out. He grabs S-K-Y and hurls him into the ring post. S-K-Y tries to crawl away but is caught by a furious boot to the head by The Executioner. The ref motions his 6 count as The Executioner rolls S-K-Y into the ring. The Executioner goes for another boot but S-K-Y moves and throws a weak chop to The Executioners chest. The Executioner takes a step back and then delivers a vicious clothesline to S-K-Y. S-K-Y flops to the mat and The Executioner makes the cover for the three count.
Executioner- 1.8 votes + 1.7 promo= 3.5
S-K-Y- .5 votes + 0 promo = .5
Winner vis pinfall: [glow=red,2,300]The Executioner[/glow]
The Executioner then grabs a microphone. He holds S-K-Y's bloody head and screams, "Jessica at WrestleFever you're gonna get executed."
The camera then shows John McKay and Brittany Keller in the studio.
John McKay
Welcome everybody to the last SuperStar Sunday before WrestleFever. I'm John McKay and I'm here with the beautiful Brittany Keller.
Brittany Keller
Thanks John. And what an opening match we just had. Looks like The Executioner has made a statement and he looks to carry his momentum into WrestleFever against Jessica McDaniels.
John McKay
In deed. I think Jessica has a long night in store for her as do many of the superstars here at P2PW. And to take a look at some of the matches on the WrestleFever 2 card we take you to Rewind with DeathRow's favorite inmates, Cactus and E-2.
written by E-2
The lights fade up from black and L.L. Cool J's Headsprung
plays in the background as we join our hosts, Cactus and E-2 inside an
empty movie theater for another edition of Deathrow's P2PW
Rewind
Cactus and E-2 are looking pretty relaxed, sporting matching white
T-shirts that read "P2PW's Next Tag Champs!" E-2's got a pair of
sunglasses on top of his head and Cactus has a red Phillies cap turned
backwards.
Niggas iz chillin'.
These playas are very laid back for this show, and very laid back
going into Wrestlefever 2.
E-2: Good evening niggas!
Cactus: Yes, good evening niggers!
Suddenly, the music that was playing in the background comes to a
screeching halt, like the pin scratching the LP on an old player.
E-2 looks at Cactus like he just shit himself.
The camera cuts over to another cameraman whose mouth is wide open and
he is frozen with shock.
E-2: Naw, man. You see, it's nig-ga! Not
nig-ger! You got to change the "er" to "a" or else we'll get
sued.
Cactus: Ok. Got it. It's nig-ga! and not
nig-ger! I got it now.
E-2: Got it?
Cactus: I got it.
E-2: Good.
Cactus: Thanks nigger.
E-2: Now let's try it all over again. Wait a minute---
Before E-2 can ramble on, the lights dim out and we start all over,
with Headsprung playing lightly in the background.
E-2: Good evening niggas!
Cactus: Yes, good evening niggas! And welcome to
another Deathrow Rewind segment here on Superstar Sunday.
E-2: As all y'all know, this is the last
SuperStar Sunday before the big one—Wrestlefever 2,
where history will be made and new stars will be born!
Cactus: And new tag team champions will be crowned.
Cactus and E-2 simultaneously do a double fist pump and then tag
fists at the same time.
Cactus/E-2: Word!
Cactus: Now today's segment will be a bit
different. We are going to run down the Wrestlefever 2 card
and hand pick the matches we think will be potential show-stoppers.
E-2- Right. And after making those picks, we will
see some footage from last week's TNT that will hype up the
interest for those very matches.
Cactus: So without further ado, we bring to you…….
The camera zooms in on the big screen.
WRESTLEFEVER
2
2
The Superman theme music begins to play as the card is presented.
[glow=red,2,300]P2PW WORLD TITLE MATCH - IRON MAN MATCH[/glow]
Stare (c) vs. Nation
E-2: Now as all y'all know, this match has been in the making since Nation became the number one contender for the P2PW World Heavyweight Championship.
Cactus: And Stare has had a monster run with that belt.
E-2: But just like great sex and glory, all good things do come to an end. Cactus, do you have any predictions for this match?
Cactus: Tough to say. I think three titles will definitely change hands at Fever 2 but I don't think this is one of them. But the match itself will most definitely be a thumbs up.
Cactus gives the thumbs up.
E-2: I see the World Title finally changing hands. Stare is a great competitor, but Nation is just that damn good. Next we have....
[glow=red,2,300]UNDISPUTED INTERNET TITLE MATCH[/glow]
Shinn's Theory (c) vs. Rocky
Cactus: Now this was a late addition, but we feel it's the double main event of the card because of the athletes involved. Now lets see a clip from TNT that will remind us of how this one came about. Roll that beautiful bean footage.....
As Rocky staggers to his feet, UKG and Nation each take an arm, Shinns
takes his mic, and speaks.
Shinn's Theory: Did you really think ANYONE could control Mack's
career? No! Rocky, you brought back P2PW's bull for one thing, and one
thing only....to push you further into the spotlight and take ANY
credit for ANY of his accomplishments. Well Rocky, you'll have to find
someone else's coat tails to ride.
Rocky, still dazed, spits in the face of Theory. The crowd
"oooooooooooooooooooo's". Theory smiles and wipes off the spit.
Shinn's Theory: I think it's about time for the Co-Owners of this
company to have at it. No more dodging one another. Last time I looked
at the WrestleFever II card, neither of us were on it.
The crowd begins to cheer loudly. Theory leans in and presses his nose
to Rocky's nose.
Shinn's Theory: You.........Me..........The Undisputed Internet
Title...... WrestleFever!
Shinns drops the mic, and delivers a second Theory Driver. Shinns
stands over his co-owner, the three men, formerly known as the
Outsiders, with arms raised. The crowd blows the roof off of the arena
as the three men look towards them. Rocky is shown laying in the
middle of the ring as the three men countinue to soak in the crowd's
response. The final TNT before WrestleFever II slowly fades to
black...
E-2: I thought those niggas were gonna kiss for a minute. Any predictions?
Cactus: New Internet Champ!
Word.
E-2 and Cactus tag fists and give the segment a double thumbs up.
Cactus: Now E-2, you must remember to keep to your promise and not become involved in this match whatsoever.
E-2: You got my word cracka ass cracka.
Cactus and E-2 exchange an awkward look of disbelief for a moment.
E-2: Now take a look at this clip.....
[glow=red,2,300]TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH[/glow]
MVP-Don & Trent Acid (c) vs. Deathrow (E2 & Cactus) vs. ChadClassic &
"The Assassin" Tyler Stone
Cactus gets up and picks up MVP as well. He punches MVP square in the
face, which pushes MVP onto one knee. Cactus then walks over to Chad
and corners him against the turnbuckle. He shouts at Chad, telling him
to officiate properly or "Deathrow's name will have new meaning". Chad
pushes Cactus back and shouts back at him "I'm the official, I'll
disqualify you right here, right now and take you and your girlfriend
out of the picture for WrestleFever straight after". Cactus persists
and charges right back at Chad but Chad slaps across the face. Cactus
turns around and see MVP charging towards him, so he dodges out of the
way and MVP hits a Splash in the corner on Chad. Chad falls off his
feet. MVP turns around and charges back at Cactus. Cactus tries to
counter with a clothesline but MVP ducks it and picks Cactus up into a
Gorilla Press and hits The Stampede. He goes for the cover but the
bell rings.
E-2: We don't even need to review that shit because the outcome is a given. MVP-Don or Mastadon or Mastabate has never one a match against either one of us.
Cactus: And Trent Acid is just a bitch.
E-2: And supposedly there's another tag team involved in this. You hear anything about that?
Cactus: I hear some guy named Chad and another guy riding his coat tails are suppose to be there. But since we're walking with the belts, what the fuck difference does it make?
E-2: Right on. Next!
[glow=red,2,300]RAGE TITLE MATCH[/glow]
Sean "Addryd" Patterson (c) vs. Gormy
Cactus: New champion! Next!.....
[glow=red,2,300]INTERNATIONAL TITLE MATCH- "Broken Home Match"[/glow]
Soundscream (c) vs. Soul Reaper
E-2: Personally, I'm looking forward to this one. When we wrestled these two fools a few weeks back on TNT, I found out first hand just how serious competitors they are.
Cactus: We reviewed Soundscream's turn Soul Reaper two
segments ago so there's no need to go there. But personally, this may be the match of the night. The heat between these two is amazing, and it will be interesting to see how Soundscream matches up against someone the likes of Soul Reaper.
[glow=red,2,300]HELL IN A CELL MATCH - RAGE RULES[/glow]
Firefly vs. SoL
From TNT:
Kacey Garcia: So you don't accept Firefly's challenge?
SoL: Now don't go getting ahead of yourself Karrie...unfortunatley for
Firefly I find great pleasure in conquering and dominating those
beneath me. And the reality of the situaton, Firefly, is that you are
beneath me and that's how it's been your whole career.
Kacey Garcia: So it's official, you accept Firefly's challenge, a Hell
In A Cell Match!
SoL: Well I hardly call this a challenge, but yes I accept. I accept
the fact that at Wrestlefever II I will completely HUMILIATE Firefly,
again. Firefly, you said this will be an opportunity for us to meet on
neutral ground, but every time I step inside the squared circle I'm
right at home. No matter where it is, here or there, I will have the
home court advantage!
SoL downs his Margarita, removes his sunglasses and stands up looking
straight into the camera.
SoL: Firefly, when it's all said and done everyone, even you, will
realize that you're the biggest joke in professional wrestling
history. You're not on my level son, and you'll never be, no matter
how hard you try.
SoL walks to the pool and dives in...Zeroin fades to black. The fans
are on their feet, full of excitement. Firefly looks towards the black
screen before cracking an evil grin. Firefly drops the microphone. He
hops out of the ring. Firefly strides up the rampway. Before he exits,
he turns towards the fans who are still showing their excitement at
this huge WrestleFever II announcement. Firefly continues to crack his
evil grin before disappearing behind the curtain.
E-2: Well I would just like to send a shout out to SoL and it's good to have you back playa. I personally think SoL is gonna whoop dat ass!
Cactus: Agreed. Hell in a Cell gets the double thumbs up.
Cactus and E-2 both make the necessary gestures.
E-2: Now to wrap up the segment, we are going to review the rest of the card. But the only problem is, neither one of us, and none of you out there, give two shits about the rest of the card. So in light of that, they will all get.....
Cactus and E-2 look at each other and then back at the camera. They both flip the bird!!!
Cactus/E-2: The FINGER!!!
[glow=red,2,300]NOOB VS. NOOB KILLER MATCH[/glow]
_the j-man vs. Simz
Cactus/E-2: (flipping birds) The finger!
[glow=red,2,300]NON-SANCTIONED STREET FIGHT - RAGE RULES[/glow]
Anthony "Da Man" Mckenna vs. Dickie Cha'Mone
Cactus/E-2: The finger!
[glow=red,2,300]SINGLE'S MATCH - THE TRUELY INSANE[/glow]
Red Ninja vs. D-Squat
E-2: Who?
[glow=red,2,300]LOSER LEAVE TOWN MATCH[/glow]
The Executioner vs. Jessica McDaniels
The camera cuts to Cactus who is eating a cheeseburger.
Cactus: Hmmm?
[glow=red,2,300]THE ULTIMATE BATTLE ROYAL[/glow]
Cole Slocum vs. Stevo316 vs. Starcrunch vs. Vegeta vs. "The NZA" NIN
Horror vs. Chilly Willy vs. S-K-Y vs. Wolverine vs. J.T. Blade vs.
Spackle
E-2: Damn, JT Blade?! I didn't know P2PW was involved in the welfare to work program.
Cactus nearly chokes on his burger.
E-2: If that's the case, my sister, you know the one with the fake hair and nails and the big booty, she just got outta rehab, and she could use some work.
Cactus: That's all the time we have for our segment, we'll be back after Wrestlefever 2 with some new gold and more segment.
Cactus/E-2: Peace!!!!
[glow=red,2,300]FADE TO BLACK[/glow]
John McKay
It's always interesting when E-2 and Cactus are together.
Brittany Keller
It surely is John. In case you haven't already make sure you call your cable providers and order WrestleFever 2. The SuperBowl of wrestling is here. Before we sign off John McKay had the pleasure to sit down with Soul Reaper.
John McKay
I sure did. Done in 60 seconds is now...
[glow=red,2,300]DONE IN 60 SECONDS
[/glow]
[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]written by Soul Reaper[/glow]
John McKay
Who is Soul Reaper?
[glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper[/glow]
Soul Reaper is an international superstar. Whether you love me or hate me, you can bet on any match I'm in being worth the price of admission.
John McKay
What are your feelings on the World Champion Stare?
[glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper[/glow]
Stare is a thief, which I can respect in a way, but he's also cowardly and a misrepresentation of what a champion should be. He'll find out the same way Shinn Theory did that cowardice will get the best of you in the end.
John McKay
At WrestleFever you take on the International Champion, SoundScream. How will you approach this match?
[glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper[/glow]
The same way I approach every match. Soundscream is nothing new in my career.. just another person that thinks that they can one up everybody all the time.. well he's in for a rude awakening.
John McKay
After WrestleFever what is your ultimate goal?
[glow=red,2,300]Soul Reaper[/glow]
My Ultimate goal is pretty much unchanging. Put on matches that make your jaw drop and if I get my title shots I get them. If I don't then the beatings will become more severe.
Word Association
Rocky- Two faced, pain in the ass.
Stare- On borrowed time
Shinns- Went down hill
Cactus- Cold and Calculating, but not disciplined
UKG- Been ducking me since his departure
Ninja- Underrated
Shane Montez- He's still here?
Soundscream- Clever, but overly confident
E-2- still on the rise
Nation- Future champ
(Credits: SoundScream, E-2, Soul Reaper)
[glow=red,2,300]SCORES[/glow]
Executioner --- 1.5 (Ok, you need to start to use some punctuation. I understand the lack of length, and your reasoning, but you are still not where I think you'd like to be, and you need to make every effort you can if you want us to use you the way you'd like to be used. Just throwing up a quick promo cause you believe your opponent won't show will hurt you to, and it won't get you anywhere if this fed. It was too short, and to be honest, I didnt think this character fit in with the last promo you did with The Executioner. Regardless, you talked about what you needed to, and gave your match some hype)
Stare
S-K-Y --- 0 (this was amazing . . . It was so great that it could not be viewed by our eyes, for risking blindness due to it's awesomeness. outstanding job!)
SHINNS
Executioner - 2.0 (Jagged, hard to read at times. You did mention your match against SKY and your match at Fever...giving the fever match a little more spotlight. I think you can do better. In my opinion, this was a bit below average. Congrats on the win though.)
S-K-Y - 0.0 (Hole in the ozone is definately taking a toll on thee.)
* sorry if this seemed rushed or not put together well. I'm without a comuter so trying to do as much as I can when I have access. Thanks.