Post by Scream on Aug 12, 2005 5:56:55 GMT 1
EMT’s are seen running through the arena as smoke bellows from the back. Stevo 3:16, Scott Nortis, and fellow P2P superstars look on as firefighters put out the fire. EMT’s are treating some arena staff as John McKay tunes in.
John McKay
Well, SuperStar Sunday sure did start with a bang this week. We’re not sure exactly what happened here but when we do find out we’ll be sure to relay it to you, Kacey.
Kacey Garcia
Thanks John. Well what an exciting road it’s been. The road to WrestleFever passes through once again and boy has it kicked off to what hails to be one of the best events of all time. Tonight we have an exciting show as always. Stevo 3:16 wants to show the wrestling world that he is for real, while Scott Nortis is looking for his first win here at P2PW. E-2 and Cactus are back with their rewind and what should be an interesting interview, John McKay sat down with our World Champion Stare. Intereting indeed. But we start this week in the studio with E-2 and Cactus.
E-2
Welcome once again playas and playettes to another edition of Rewind, Deathrow style. I’m E-2 and everyone knows my partna Cactus. Now Cactus WrestleFever is only 2 weeks away. What match are you especially looking forward to?
Cactus
You know exactly which match I’m looking forward to. When we show P2PW who the most dominant force in the industry is when we walk away with the tag team straps.
E-2
You’re good nigga, you’re good.
E-2 puts his fist out as the two pound fists
Now Let’s start with Blitz, and oh what a Blitz it was and I’m sure you can’t wait to talk about what happened to that chump SoundScream.
Cactus
Let’s just say it wasn’t his night. Roll it.
The plasma behind E-2 and Cactus show clips from The Executioner vs. SoundScream. “The Executioner covers Soundscream as the ref counts the three, crowning The Executioner as our new International Champ.”
E-2 gives a thumbs up but Cactus shakes his head and tells E-2 to hold on.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that Soundscream's foot was on the bottom rope before he reaches the three count. Therefore, this match must continue!
The Executioner looks on in anger as he grabs the ref and pushes him into the corner and begins arguing. The bell is rung as The Executioner nods and turns around and is immediately nailed by The Sound Off from Soundscream out of nowhere. Soundscream makes the cover as the ref counts the three.”
E-2
Naw nigga. I give that match the finger.
Cactus
Hold up nigga, hold up.
The plasma then shows Soul Reaper appearing and attacking SoundScream and leaving him a bloody mess.
Cactus
Now I give that a thumbs up
E-2
Me too playa, me too! Well, we also saw a tag team bitch fest between StarCrunch and Chilly Willy vs. Chad Classic and Tyler “the assassin” Stone. Talk about a bore-fest.
Cactus
Agreed, and what makes it even more interesting is that the winner faces DeathRow and the tag champs MVP-DON and Mr. Trent Acid at WrestleFever. Who won this won E-2? Hmmm, Roll that beautiful bean footages.
The plasma again starts into the match. “Tyler stalks Star and as she is slowly getting to her feet he scoops her up into a torture rack. Star’s screams can be heard over the booing of the crowd, Tyler starts to bounce causing more pain. All of a sudden he drops her and falls into a relaxed pin. 1. . . . 2 . . Star shoots a shoulder up.
The crowd goes wild but the assassin looks mad, he drags Star into the center and locks on his finisher The Executioner, his version of the crippler crossface. Star is trying to fight it and as chilly tries to get in Chad greets him with “the Hollywood kick” a brutal scissors kick to the back of his head. Seeing her partner down Star has no option but to tap out.”
E-2
Ouch. I give that one a thumbs up. Tyler sure made Star…Crunch. Ha.
E-2 goes to give Cactus a fist but Cactus just shakes his head no.
Cactus
That was awful. Anyways, I give that one the finger. Tyler Stone and Chad Classic have no business meddling with OUR tag titles.
E2
But the most happening thing of the evening was finding out that our own World Champ is nothing more than a thug. He was the one that attacked Nation and left him for dead and for that we give Stare a thumbs up. Nah we just playing.
Both Cactus and E-2 give the camera the finger.
E-2
And that wraps up another edition..
Cactus
What about TNT?
E-2
We already talked about this one, I’m not gonna do it.
Cactus
Alright, I figured so, so I set up a little montage of TNT. Roll it.
The plasma picks shows Red Ninja vs. The NZA. “As NZA is making it to his feet Ninja sprints across the ring and rebounds back into one of his finishers Red On Impact, he spears NZA to the mat and goes for a pin. 1. . . 2 . . NZA just kicks out.
The crowd begins to get behind Ninja and he picks NZA up and forces him back into the corner. He starts kicking at his legs and throwing forearms into NZA who just covers up to avoid most of the damage.
Ninja backs up and runs at NZA and runs up his chest again but NZA has the presence of mind to move his face out of the way and as Ninja backflips over NZA steps forward, catches Ninja in a power bomb, as the ref drops to make the count NZA grabs a handful of tights and puts his feet on the middle rope. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3. As the ref hits the mat for the 3rd time NZA drops his feet and rolls out of the ring and is greeted by a chorus of boos.”
The screen then fades to newcomer S-K-Y vs. Wolverine. “Both men are down and the referee starts his count but Wolverine gets to his feet at 5 and manhandles S-K-Y up, he backs him up to the ropes and whips him across, S-K-Y hits the ropes and is met in the middle of the ring with a huge belly to belly suplex that causes him to land head first with half his body out of the ring. The crowd goes silent as Wolverine looks on with a look of fury on his face. He strides to the fallen man and gets there before the referee can and he picks him up in a reverse powerbomb, a move he calls the Wolverinebomb. The referee and the crowd can see S-K-Y is out and hangs limply in the air and Wolverine plants him face first into the mat. He goes for a cover but the referee refuses to count and calls the announcer over.
The referee makes an X with his hands and EMT’s come rushing out as we hear over the booing crowd. The referee converses with the announcer for a brief moment. The referee has called this match off due to knock out. Therefore, your winner is, Wolverine!
E-2
And that about does it.
Cactus
Not so quick, just trust me on this one.
Undisputed Internet Championship Match
(Rage Rules Weapons Match)
E2 (c) vs. Shinn's Theory
“E2 is first to shown signs of life. He staggers to his feet and drops his massive elbow across the chest of Theory. He goes for the cover but only recieves a 2 count. The crowd is on their feet as they can see how frustrated the champion has become. E2 looks around the ring for his next weapon of choice. He grabs a sledge hammer that was tossed into the ring earlier by Cactus. E2 looks at the head of the hammer and smiles. Suddenly, from behind, Theory rolls up the champion. Rocky begins to count....1....2....E2 quickly kicks out. Theory and E2 both stand at the same time. E2 sends himself off of the ropes. He leaps towards Theory, attempting a flying shoulder block. Theory moves out of the way and nails Rocky. Rocky falls to the outside of the ring. E2 stands up and looks down at Rocky. Theory grabs the Sledge Hammer. E2 turns around and Theory nails the champion in the head with the hammer. The champ is busted wide open. Stare quickly slides a steel chair into the ring. Shinn's Theory picks E2 up and sets him up for the Theory Driver. Cactus quicly hops onto the apron but is tackled by Stare. The two wrestle on the outside as Shinn's delivers the Theory Driver onto the steel chair. He goes for the cover but there is no referee.
The screen flickers a little and then shows Shinn’s Theory’s head on Gormy’s body. Shinn’s and E-2 are both swaying on a ladder gripping the Undisputed Championship. Both fall to the ground but E-2 remains gripping the belt.
Winner: E-2
E-2
That’s what I’m talking about nigga. Look at Shinn’s bitch tits flapping when he fit the mat.
Cactus rewinds showing Gormy’s boobies flapping.
Cactus
Man, Shinn’s has a killer rack.
E-2
Well that’s all niggas. From us to you, F-YOU.