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Post by Stare on May 30, 2006 16:56:13 GMT 1
First off, I'd better get cracking on a poster. I totally forgot that.
Secondly, I didnt hear you dispute the fact that _the j-man was better than you. Like usual, you played it safe and made a homosexual reference, and avoided the question that would degrade your reputation. You better be thankful you are on TNT, cause with the higher level of competition on Blitz!, I would have no choice put to put you in dark matches from here on. Luckliy, TNT is low enough to give you a title.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 17:01:46 GMT 1
This isn't about E2/_j-man.
It's about E2 and Stare in that chamber.
Your face is red with anger and you're spine is yellow with fear.
Never before have I seen such a multi-colored animal. You're a fucking chameleon. A man of many, many faces.
A fraud.
You can huff and puff all you want but you're biggest fear is me taking you out in front of thousand of fans and in front of your beloved roster.
You helped Shinn's Theory screw me out of my precious, and I haven't forgotten. Now you're panties are wet and your belly is yellow because you know, how did Malcom put it?
The chickens are coming home to roost.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 17:10:16 GMT 1
And for the record, your ass belongs to me now.
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Post by Aladdin on May 30, 2006 17:11:32 GMT 1
It's funny how they think their titles are so highly regarded when they have no-one else but JT Blade to give a title shot to. Real credible.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 17:15:00 GMT 1
And The Fizz is there to help people rebound from losing streaks.
Blitz! is just awful but the redneck can't see it.
It's like the guy who's in love with the ugly, dogfaced, fat girl.
He's too whipped to realize that his project is shit.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 19:52:39 GMT 1
Girgle what? Take J's dick out of your mouth so I can understand you. He said I'm better than you. Don't be jealous, you can wait in line.
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Post by Aladdin on May 30, 2006 19:57:57 GMT 1
And I'm better than you.
Anyway, I updated the Sole Survivor card.
You guy thought it would be funny for Chad or E2 to be in a bullrope match, so now you have a strap match.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:03:34 GMT 1
^I'll beat you too.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:07:41 GMT 1
Get the fuck outta here.
You been hanging around Terrell Odom because your monkey head is swelling by the minute. After I win the Chamber, you and I will have a date at the grandaddy of them all.
It's not about the Title shot, I've got my precious.
It's about E2 putting his foot in your fat mouth.
It's about proving to the roster and the millions of fans at home, that you are not the 8th wonder of the world. You, how do I say it, are a gimmick. Here today, gone tomorrow.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:13:00 GMT 1
"I don't know what's worse? Your ego, or your stupidity. Not one person has been able to shut me up and the one time your Deathrow buddy tried, well he's been hiding from me ever since that day. Go ahead, Big Boy. Win that Chamber match, and take me on because once you're defeated what are you going to do then? That's right, you're going to wish you would've picked the P2PW Heavyweight Champion instead. And you know why? You know why."
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:20:15 GMT 1
Cause you're a Black Man!!!
Wow.
Damn, playa.
Didn't see that coming.
There's a first time for everything. Like the first time you ate ice cream or the first time you got gang-banged in the showers by the Blitz! roster.
And the Announce team.
And the securty guards.
And the parking attendants.
And Olaf, the Italian pizza guy.
So keep flapping your lips and teeth and talkin ' all that shit. And be sure to watch the Chamber Match closely; I want you to see my triumphant on that memorable night. It's just a shame I won't be able to cash in my shot that night. It would be a new P2PW record to have gone through ten hopeless posers, all in a single night.
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Post by Aladdin on May 30, 2006 20:34:12 GMT 1
No, sorry. I'm better than you. That is all.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:38:14 GMT 1
^Prove it.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:39:39 GMT 1
He just did.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:40:26 GMT 1
^Kiss-ass. Just like you to be on your knees when your boss is around.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:42:05 GMT 1
Maybe if you kiss Stare's ass more, he'll actually get you a spot on the card.
You know, since you're so good.
There are still some spots available in the Free For All.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:43:27 GMT 1
^How about _the j-man vs. The Edwards Family, nothing better than a 10 second squash match.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:46:11 GMT 1
I'm sure they could work that out as a dark match.
You know, since your name isn't on the card, and all.
And you know, how you're so great.
You know, name on the card.
The card.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:48:51 GMT 1
"I'll get on the card. Don't worry, _the j-man always finds a way."
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:50:28 GMT 1
Jerk that curtain, smokey.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:52:37 GMT 1
"I'll have Amie do it for me. Punk."
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Post by ChadClassic on May 30, 2006 20:54:32 GMT 1
_the j-man doesn't die, he gets chubby and moves to Miami. He's banned from Wet Willies, but the niggaz like "fuck it, I'm a G".
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 20:56:53 GMT 1
^No one wants to listen to Red Ninja's Bitch. Good luck, you'll need it. Fag.
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Post by brockandsable on May 30, 2006 20:57:40 GMT 1
"I'll have Amie do it for me. Punk." I'll run the camera.
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Post by _the j-man on May 30, 2006 21:00:25 GMT 1
"I'll have Amie do it for me. Punk." I'll run the camera. "I knew you were gay. "
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