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Post by McKenna on Aug 20, 2007 12:57:36 GMT 1
I have read this story on the BBC News website, and I thought this was the first of some stories you find funny, and want to share
so here we go
credit; bbc news
Pet camel kills Australian woman Camels were brought to Australia in the 1840s for transportation A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her. The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.
The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.
The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.
On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.
It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.
"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.
Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.
okay, on the list of ways to die I'm sure "Raped by Camel" isnt up there in the top 100 of anyones ways to go
your turn
edit : UKGTypos
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Post by Cactus on Aug 20, 2007 13:07:46 GMT 1
She wanted it
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 20, 2007 14:40:13 GMT 1
She shouldn't have been prancing around in her little skirts and tight shirts. Far as I'm concerned she asked for it.
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Aug 20, 2007 15:05:25 GMT 1
"The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions. "
ROFL She had a goat too??
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Post by McKenna on Aug 20, 2007 17:23:29 GMT 1
So the camel liked his "entertainment" on 4 legs as well as 2 eh?
Kinky camel
wonder if the camel has been put down? Or will it be working the streets now?
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Post by Reaper on Aug 20, 2007 22:17:08 GMT 1
I'd hire it...
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Post by Rocky on Aug 21, 2007 13:04:30 GMT 1
Oops! That's pretty hilarious. Poor camel. You try to get some action and you end up killing someone. I hate it when that happens...
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Post by Cactus on Aug 21, 2007 14:19:41 GMT 1
wonder if the camel has been put down? Fuck, I could'nt pick it up
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 21, 2007 16:43:21 GMT 1
This begs the obvious question:
Was the camel going for one hump or two? *buhdumtish*
Ahthankya.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 21, 2007 18:03:09 GMT 1
HA! That is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard! Kudos Stevie boy.
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Post by Cactus on Aug 21, 2007 20:09:28 GMT 1
This begs the obvious question: Was the camel going for one hump or two? *buhdumtish* Ahthankya. so bad it was good
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 23, 2007 3:22:41 GMT 1
That thing must be a riot at toga parties. He could replace the magical, sexual mule.
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Post by Cactus on Aug 23, 2007 13:38:47 GMT 1
^ most randon shite ever
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Post by The Great JT on Aug 23, 2007 23:12:08 GMT 1
^ Biggest Moron Ever. < Greatest Thing Ever. V Sucks His Own Dick.
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 24, 2007 3:33:29 GMT 1
Hai guyz!!
What?
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Post by Cactus on Aug 24, 2007 9:01:14 GMT 1
so you can suck your own eh steve, all i can say to that is. . . . . . . bravo
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Post by Keith Williams on Aug 24, 2007 15:46:48 GMT 1
Now all Steve needs to do is get those breast implants and he will never have to leave the house again.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 24, 2007 20:41:48 GMT 1
Just send me your address Steve. I'll also never leave your house.
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Post by Stare on Aug 24, 2007 21:23:35 GMT 1
I hope he mails that out soon. It'd be lovely if you'd leave me alone.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 25, 2007 5:09:31 GMT 1
I thought you were dead, I'm sorry. Now I know you're alive, I'll be there tomorrow. Don't worry Steve, I'll be with you early next week.
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 25, 2007 15:48:27 GMT 1
*marks calender*
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!
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Post by Cactus on Aug 25, 2007 17:49:45 GMT 1
rocky looks a cross between Gonzo and Stabone you know, and is the size of a small child
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Post by SteveTKO loves Nostalgia on Aug 25, 2007 19:02:10 GMT 1
Small child? MY FAVORITE!!
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Post by Cactus on Aug 25, 2007 19:49:52 GMT 1
small UGLY child see
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Post by Rocky on Aug 25, 2007 19:59:27 GMT 1
All holiday pictures should look bad. That was two years ago. And in Ibiza. I was very rarely sober that week.
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