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Post by Rocky on May 6, 2008 23:00:54 GMT 1
Blah, blah, blah. Never played it, but I know I'd kick your arse on it. True story!
I will be buying it hopefully before the end of June. It's my birthday on the 24th, so think I'll just ask people for money instead of giving me presents. Or something like that...
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Post by The Great JT on May 7, 2008 1:16:23 GMT 1
My 360's gone to the repair shop because I had the gall to play a game on it. You can guess from there if I have GTA IV.
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Post by The Executioner on May 31, 2008 16:36:02 GMT 1
money the root to true happiness. ;D
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Post by The Great JT on May 31, 2008 22:15:47 GMT 1
And so is GTA 4. Running over old ladies with a stolen taxi with a 20-foot long blood trail is very theraputic.
As is sniper-rifling cops outside the doughnut shop.
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Post by The Executioner on Jun 8, 2008 1:00:24 GMT 1
Guitar hero 4 out late fall this year. it's gonna have drums vocals bass and the ability to create your own songs woot!
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Post by Rocky on Jun 8, 2008 16:28:03 GMT 1
So, I have borrowed my mates PS3 while he moves flat. And, it just so happens that he has GTA4. Which means it just so happens that I have been playing said GTA4 for the last 7 days.
This is the true love my mummy promised me I'd find one day. I love you GTA4.
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 9, 2008 3:52:53 GMT 1
Guitar hero 4 out late fall this year. it's gonna have drums vocals bass and the ability to create your own songs woot! Remember Red Octane letting Harmonix go and they went out and created Rock Band? Yeah, it's almost a divine comedy, the guys who came up with Guitar Hero are ripping off their old counterparts to make GH4.
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Post by Keith Williams on Jun 10, 2008 5:47:07 GMT 1
I'm waiting for early next year. Guitar Hero: Metallica will be coming out. My fingers are so gonna hurt when I get that game. Another game I can't wait for is Madden '09. Read that there will be online leagues with this game. Should be fun to get a bunch of people together and play a season much like you would fantasy football.. Of course I need not even talk about Nascar '09 that will be out as soon as the doors of my local store open in the am..
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 10, 2008 6:32:03 GMT 1
11 Things You MUST Do in GTA 4 at least once:
1. Check out Ricky Gervais stand-up comedy routine. 2. Catch an episode of Republican Space Rangers. 3. Shoot a rocket into rush hour traffic. 4. Listen to the gypsy cab guy. 5. Steal a fire truck and spray down pedestrians. OR Steal a FireTruck.....Drive to the stip club...Park it outside the door....Go in and up on stage....(the dancers will leave the club) get back into the firetruck and hose them down! 6. Sniper cops in the Donut Shop. 7. Set up an internet date on LoveMeet. 8. Try to look up child porn on the internet (automatic 5 star warrant baby!!!) 9. Drunken bowling!!! 10. Get a helicopter, take it as far up as possible, and jump your ass out. 11. On every hotdog stand, there is a very small, red propane tank. Stand far away with a gun and wait for a group of people (or a car) to walk by the stand and shoot the tank. That tank looks no bigger than a basketball but it causes a HUGE explosion (like a grenade).
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Post by The Great JT on Jun 10, 2008 13:42:40 GMT 1
I've done number 6. It's great fun.
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Post by Rocky on Jun 11, 2008 4:10:40 GMT 1
I saw Ricky Gervais on the poster and heard him on the radio, but I didn't actually think he was really going to perform. That's awesome! The other dude is pretty funny too.
Any idea when is best to cathc Ricky Gervais?
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Post by The Executioner on Dec 13, 2008 1:03:36 GMT 1
Smackdown vesus raw 09. best smackdown game since 2007. (i hate 2008)
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 19, 2008 18:48:03 GMT 1
So apparently I like to rant. And this one's on Fable II. A few years ago, the X-Box was graced with an above-average third-person action-RPG called Fable, and now its little hellspawn Fable II is walking about, doing a merry little jig on the X-Box 360. The game starts out as you being a fresh-faced child running around with your sister going around town trying to find money to buy a magic music box. You get the box and you end up in a castle, only to be shot out of a window and fall about 50 stories by its ass-hat lord. Ten years later you're all fixed up and ready to go out and kill some baddies in an attempt to get your revenge by buying entire towns and killing bandits. However there have been some changes to Albion since your last tour a few years ago. Monster-killing doesn't pay as well as it used to (in that it doesn't) so you now have to get a job, which takes the form of a little quick-time-event minigame. The two job minigames I played, blacksmithing and woodcutting, were fun but by no means hard. And it really raises the question of intelligence when someone is willing to pay you 100 gold for cutting a log. Unlike in Fable, you can completely make your character look any way you like instead of the usual "pimpeth thyself out in the strongesteth armour in ye olde lande," and in the time I have played the game I pretty much turned my character into a regal high-society gentleman with a pirate hat, a longsword and a flintlocke pistol and made enough money to buy almost all of Oakvale. However, there's no real armor in the game, so you can only make it harder to take damage by investing points into Toughness. But that's fine, enemies don't do as much damage as they used to, apparently those swords they carry around are very very dull and blunt. And should you die you just lose some experience and get some scars. Just keep the game out of the hands of Vash the Stampede (you Trigun fans will know what I mean). Town-buying still exists, but now you no longer need to kill people to buy the houses, you just buy them and the occupants become your tenants. But considering what quality of the furniture in the house is, the income you make off houses will differ. And speaking of income, instead of bandits and monsters dropping pocket change, any houses you rent out you get some cash for every five minutes, even when the game is turned off. And considering I haven't played in about 2 months and was making about 1000 gold every five minutes...Jesus Christ I'm gonna be rich by the time I start playing again. Taverns and shops are gonna be your big money-makers, which goes without saying they're also the most expensive. Over on the character creation/character ability front, the option now exists to make a female lead character, however even then the main character will look like a combination between Terry Tate and The Hulk with only a few points in Strength, which I don't feel is how a female should look (my character's male for this very reason). Most of the spells are gone, which is good because the ones that are left now actually are useful. Spells now have a Single-Target and Area Of Effect version, Force Push can throw enemies off narrow passages like bridges which makes it really good for when you're surrounded on a bridge or you've got someone cornered on a cliff and you want to finish them off in style, Fireball and Inferno have been rolled into the same spell (Fireball's the single-target version), Shock incapacitates foes long enough for you to chop their balls off, and my personal favorite, Blades, does some damage and staggers them down long enough for you to introduce their heads to the ground. Actually, decapitations are fairly far and few from the amount of time I've played. The removal of a magic bar means you can now infinitely cast spells, which is either good if you're the kind who hates waiting around for your magic bar to fill back up or bad if you're into the whole "wizard" thing. The whole "good guy or bad guy" thing returns, but unless you're deliberately trying to be one or the other, you'll probably just end up at neutral, which isn't all that bad. The addition of a dog NPC is fun, especially when you see that hot chick come up and scratch his ears or when they see you playing fetch with him in the middle of town. If you liked the Fable, I reccomend the second one, because it's basically the first game but bigger, with more options, fewer botheration spells and lots of sexy violence. I really haven't gotten too far into the game, but from what I've seen you can do the Arena (called the Crucible) multiple times, something I really wish they would have done in the first Fable, and considering all that was is consequence-free dude-murdering, I don't see the problem with repeat performances. I wouldn't call Fable II the Oblivion Killer (much like Peter "Crippled By His Own Ambition" Molyneux said Fable I was going to be the Morrowind Killer), but it's definately fun and has an almost soul-crushingly deep customization mode, going as far down as buying houses then decking them out with top-of-the-line furniture. I found it fun, anyway. And as a bonus, here's one for another favorite, Team Fortress 2. 12 years ago, some guys made a simple little mod for Quake 3. The mod involved classes who could only do certain things, had so much health and were then set upon to kill each other. This was the Quake 3 Fortress mod. Three years later, the guys who made the famed Quake mod did the same thing for the Valve engine and Team Fortress Classic was born. The game featured nine classes, each with their own unique abilities and strategies. Then for a while nothing happened in the Team Fortress scene. Oh sure, they tried to recreate TFC on the Source engine and got stuck with the little hellspawn Fortress Forever, but that doesn't really count because IT SUCKED. Fans believed that a true Team Fortress sequel was but vaporware and was created in the world of dreams. But back in July 2006, the following trailer made a splash on fans (sorry about the ad, fuck you, you Youtube bastard whores): And a year later, Team Fotress 2 was released not only as a stand-alone title but in the Half-Life 2 Orange Box along with Half-Life 2, HL2 Episodes 1&2 and Portal. So what's Team Fortress 2 about? Well it's your standard FPS team-based multiplayer game. The team in question consists of 9 classes: - The Scout: Fast and...Fast. Good at rapid recovery, and on Control Point maps he counts as 2 people on a point.
- The Soldier: The hard-hitting long-range fighter. Great at a steady offensive.
- The Pyro: This ambushing skirmisher relishes in setting foes ablaze.
- The Heavy: Slow like a lumbering bear, this guy's high rate of fire will mow down any that stand in his way.
- The Demoman: When it absolutely has to be blown up, this is the guy you call on.
- The Engineer: You want in? Talk to his sentry gun.
- The Sniper: Precision Elimination at its finest.
- The Medic: Not the greatest fighter in the world, he's still the most dangerous for keeping his allies alive long enough to kill you.
- The Spy: With the ability to sneak into places undetected and kill them in one hit with his backstab, the Spy is a master of sewing dissention in the enemy ranks.
Other than that, it's just either territory control or capture the flag with guns. That's it. Team Fortress 2 is all about the gameplay, and what little there is has been polished to a mirror shine. The classes all have very distinct personalities about them in their taunts and kill quotes (such as the Heavy being Russian, the Engineer being a southerner and the Medic being German). Valve is also releasing a machinima series called "Meet The Team", with videos explaining their roles by the Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Sniper and a graphic demonstration by the Heavy's new secondary weapon, the Sandvich. The Valve team is also releasing new weapons in patches, such as the Pyro's Backburner, Flare Gun and Axetinguisher or the Medic's Blutsauger, Kritzkrieg and Ubersaw. Unlike other mulitplayer FPSes like Halo 3, you utterly NEED a team to succeed at Team Fortress 2. Otherwise, you're destined to fail. Team Fortress 2 is available in the Orange Box and on Steam, so get it.
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Post by The Executioner on Jul 25, 2020 6:02:59 GMT 1
Vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2 not out yet but is gonna be amazing.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 8, 2021 11:14:37 GMT 1
Cyberpunk 2077 when the bugs are fixed. Doom Eternal Assassin's Creed Valhalla Hades Ghosts of Tsushima
All of this. Also why did you decide to come back here lol
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