Post by Keith Williams on Oct 6, 2006 15:35:38 GMT 1
"Cowboys from Hell" hits the speakers of Madison Square Gardens. The thousands of fans that are in attendance stand on their feet awaiting the arrival of the TNT Internet Champion, Keith Williams.
The fans don't have to wait long as Keith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is decked out in his wrestling gear, anxious to defend his title. He makes his way down to the ringside area. He steps thru the ropes and ask for a mic.
Keith Williams:
Who's ass does a person have to kick to get a beer around here?
This being a typical ruckus New York crowd, they go nuts at that remark. Keith looks around the ring, and sees a beer being thrown in his direction. He grabs the can of beer and pops the top. He drinks about half the contents of the beer. He then wipes his mouth on the sleeve of his coat.
Keith Williams:
So this is Madison Square "f'ing" Gardens huh? The Mecca of Professional Wrestling. The house that Vince McMahon built..
The fans boo at the mention of the chairman of WWE.
Now I don't want to go and get all emotional like E2 after 2-3 40's of some cheap beer, but MSG has always been a place that I have wanted to perform in. Ever since I was working for little wrestling federation down a few blocks named FHT..
The fans cheer the name FHT and start a small FHT chant which puts a smile of the face of Keith Williams.
Earlier tonight, you poor fans were treated to another boring promo by one Reece Somers. The usual blah..blah..blah...i am a virgin..blah...blah..blah...The thought of E2 touching me excites me in ways that no woman has ever been able to accomplish..blah..blah..blah..I'm such a tight ass that if you stuck a lump of coal up there, in a few minutes you would get a diamond..blah..blah..blah.. you know what Reece saids in every one of his interviews..
The fans are laughing loudly at Keith's impersonation of Reece
Reece you must had been spending some quality under the desk time with whoever booked this card. I mean once again you get out of stepping in the ring with me. Instead now you gotta face E2 and Aladdin. Guys you can kick Reece's ass all over New York as much as you want, all I ask of you two is to leave a little something for me to get a hold of.
But enough about Mr Morality. As I was looking down the card for tonights show, I saw that I was facing one Trent Acid. What the hell? This man who couldn't even cut it on the "B" show, waltz over here and gets put into main events and is getting a shot at my internet title. What the hell has he done to deserve this?
Now before someone goes off and runs down all his past accomplishments, that what they are..in the past. What has he done recently to deserve the spotlight? Trent, you are nothing more then a mere footnote in a P2P Trivia game. Question: Who along with The Fizz came over in the Simz deal? The only reason you came over to TNT is cause Mastadon felt bad. He didn't want Simz to think that he got traded for a girl. He needed to add one more person to make Simz think that he is worth more then he is. So Mastadon was scrolling down the Blitz roster, thinking "Who can I send over to TNT? Who isn't really that important and won't be missed at all from Blitz. And behold he came across your name and went Eureka.
Now I was backstage and heard you ramble on in that bar. You said that you don't know me. Well Trent let me educate you on who exactly I am. The name is Keith Williams. I am the only undefeated champion in all of P2P. I am that because I am exactly what I claim to be. I am the rookie phenom of P2P. I have defeated everyone who the bookers have put in my way. I have defeated the so-called future of P2P in E2.
Everywhere I go, no matter the federation, it don't take long for me to be wearing gold. I have headlined more main events then you could ever dream of Trent. I have been world champion, tv champions, daredevil champions, hardcore champions, and even when the situation suited my purpose, tag team champions. I have defeated the best this business has to offer. I have defeated the J-Man so many times that they should just put Keith Williams own personal whipping boy under his name. I even am undefeated again the legend of P2P..Soul Reaper. 2-0 against him, can you claim that Trent? I think not!
Now I saw that you were sitting in a bar having a few drinks and enjoying the company of a fine lady. Do you honestly believe that having this match in a bar gives you some type of edge? That you are better in a bar room brawl then I am? Son I been fighting in barrooms since I was 17 years old. I fought in bars from Ocean City, Maryland all the way to Portland,Oregon. And in every one of those fights, I have been able to walk out of the bar. Can't say that the people I was fighting could claim the same.
So Trent, enjoy that nice cold beer. Kiss that lady friend a few more times. Cause you see I am on my way to that bar. The taxi is waiting right outside for me. And after the match, I will still be the TNT Internet Champion. And you want to know why? Cause..
I am a damn Redneck!!
The crowd pops at the ending of Keiths speech. Keith finishes off what was left of the beer, tosses it out it out of the ring. Shortly after that, the mic follows it. Keith then steps out of the ring and heads to the exit to catch his cab..
The fans don't have to wait long as Keith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is decked out in his wrestling gear, anxious to defend his title. He makes his way down to the ringside area. He steps thru the ropes and ask for a mic.
Keith Williams:
Who's ass does a person have to kick to get a beer around here?
This being a typical ruckus New York crowd, they go nuts at that remark. Keith looks around the ring, and sees a beer being thrown in his direction. He grabs the can of beer and pops the top. He drinks about half the contents of the beer. He then wipes his mouth on the sleeve of his coat.
Keith Williams:
So this is Madison Square "f'ing" Gardens huh? The Mecca of Professional Wrestling. The house that Vince McMahon built..
The fans boo at the mention of the chairman of WWE.
Now I don't want to go and get all emotional like E2 after 2-3 40's of some cheap beer, but MSG has always been a place that I have wanted to perform in. Ever since I was working for little wrestling federation down a few blocks named FHT..
The fans cheer the name FHT and start a small FHT chant which puts a smile of the face of Keith Williams.
Earlier tonight, you poor fans were treated to another boring promo by one Reece Somers. The usual blah..blah..blah...i am a virgin..blah...blah..blah...The thought of E2 touching me excites me in ways that no woman has ever been able to accomplish..blah..blah..blah..I'm such a tight ass that if you stuck a lump of coal up there, in a few minutes you would get a diamond..blah..blah..blah.. you know what Reece saids in every one of his interviews..
The fans are laughing loudly at Keith's impersonation of Reece
Reece you must had been spending some quality under the desk time with whoever booked this card. I mean once again you get out of stepping in the ring with me. Instead now you gotta face E2 and Aladdin. Guys you can kick Reece's ass all over New York as much as you want, all I ask of you two is to leave a little something for me to get a hold of.
But enough about Mr Morality. As I was looking down the card for tonights show, I saw that I was facing one Trent Acid. What the hell? This man who couldn't even cut it on the "B" show, waltz over here and gets put into main events and is getting a shot at my internet title. What the hell has he done to deserve this?
Now before someone goes off and runs down all his past accomplishments, that what they are..in the past. What has he done recently to deserve the spotlight? Trent, you are nothing more then a mere footnote in a P2P Trivia game. Question: Who along with The Fizz came over in the Simz deal? The only reason you came over to TNT is cause Mastadon felt bad. He didn't want Simz to think that he got traded for a girl. He needed to add one more person to make Simz think that he is worth more then he is. So Mastadon was scrolling down the Blitz roster, thinking "Who can I send over to TNT? Who isn't really that important and won't be missed at all from Blitz. And behold he came across your name and went Eureka.
Now I was backstage and heard you ramble on in that bar. You said that you don't know me. Well Trent let me educate you on who exactly I am. The name is Keith Williams. I am the only undefeated champion in all of P2P. I am that because I am exactly what I claim to be. I am the rookie phenom of P2P. I have defeated everyone who the bookers have put in my way. I have defeated the so-called future of P2P in E2.
Everywhere I go, no matter the federation, it don't take long for me to be wearing gold. I have headlined more main events then you could ever dream of Trent. I have been world champion, tv champions, daredevil champions, hardcore champions, and even when the situation suited my purpose, tag team champions. I have defeated the best this business has to offer. I have defeated the J-Man so many times that they should just put Keith Williams own personal whipping boy under his name. I even am undefeated again the legend of P2P..Soul Reaper. 2-0 against him, can you claim that Trent? I think not!
Now I saw that you were sitting in a bar having a few drinks and enjoying the company of a fine lady. Do you honestly believe that having this match in a bar gives you some type of edge? That you are better in a bar room brawl then I am? Son I been fighting in barrooms since I was 17 years old. I fought in bars from Ocean City, Maryland all the way to Portland,Oregon. And in every one of those fights, I have been able to walk out of the bar. Can't say that the people I was fighting could claim the same.
So Trent, enjoy that nice cold beer. Kiss that lady friend a few more times. Cause you see I am on my way to that bar. The taxi is waiting right outside for me. And after the match, I will still be the TNT Internet Champion. And you want to know why? Cause..
I am a damn Redneck!!
The crowd pops at the ending of Keiths speech. Keith finishes off what was left of the beer, tosses it out it out of the ring. Shortly after that, the mic follows it. Keith then steps out of the ring and heads to the exit to catch his cab..