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Post by Stare on Apr 25, 2005 3:50:05 GMT 1
We see Spaz and Red Ninja enter the arena. They seem to be in a very bad mood as the greeters all step aside at the arrival of the tag team champions. They walk around the corner to confront Diddly Squat smiling. The champions try to keep their cool as they breeze by him. Diddly Squat mumbles somethingDiddly: Your loss is my gain . . . Red Ninja stops and turns around as Spaz looks back. They slowly approach himRed Ninja: Gain? Spaz: What could you possibly gain, Diddly? You're a traitor and a choke artist, and you'll always be . . . Diddly: Well, you see hombre', the times are a changin'. Them there tag belts of yours will soon grace the goldless waist of yours truly. Spaz and Red Ninja look at eachother.Spaz: Oi! So you're telling me that Diddly Squat! The Deserter! The loser! The man who couldn't obtain gold if he fell onto Mc Hammer's teeth! You're saying this man will take the Tag Titles from the single greatest team in history? Red Ninja: Diddly, you left the best thing you had going . . . it's your loss! Diddly: Well, I challenge y'all to a little tag team shindig then! Red Ninja: Name the time and place, partner! Diddly looks around and smilesDiddly: Tonight! Spaz and Red Ninja smirk to eachotherDiddly: Deal? Spaz: You bet your skinny ass it is! Diddly: Well alright! Tonight, it'll be the Insanity defending their tag team gold against the team of . . . Crazy Ralph and the nexomer herself, Funamie! The crowd boo's and Spaz and Ninja stand dumbfoundedDiddly: Go get'em cowpokes! Diddly tips his cowboy hat and walks off as The Insanity look angered----------------------------------------------------------------------- Blitz! returns this week with plenty of matches as retribution is looked to be won. Newcomer Dan "The Dragon" Taylor, also known as DDT, didn't have thigns go his way last week when he took on Bloodpack Member, Simz. But the newcomer shows his determination as he takes on Bloodpack member, and former tag champ, "The Tiger" Vegeta. Also in action, hot off his win at Sole Survivor, "The NZA" NIN Horror will take on Chilly Willy in a singles match. Can the newcomer continue his momentum? Also, just announced, The Insanity will put their gold on the line against two newcomers, Funamie and Crazy Ralph. Most people expect this one to not last long, but the thought still lingers about what happened last time The Insanity stepped in the ring with two other newcomers. Could lightning and humility strike twice? In main event action, Cactus has requested a match against Gormy. Both hold belts, but neither will be on the line as this match is purely for respect, and Cactus has seemingly gained the edge as well as he has requested the match to be a no holds barred match. Which of these two champs will add more credibility to the belt they hold? Tune in to Blitz! to find out![/b] ----------------------------------------------------------------- TONIGHT'S MATCHES
Singles Match Dan "The Dragon" Taylor vs. "The Tiger" Vegeta
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja) [/color] vs. Crazy Ralph & Funamie
Singles Match "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy vs. "The NZA" NIN Horror
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles MatchCactus vs. Gormy[/b][/center] -------------------------------------------------------- DEADLINE: April 28th, 7pm (EST)
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Post by Stare on Apr 25, 2005 4:15:22 GMT 1
Vegeta The Insanity Chilly Willy Gormy
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Post by diddlysquat on Apr 25, 2005 4:52:59 GMT 1
Dragon Insanity Chilly Willy Cactus
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Post by McKenna on Apr 25, 2005 9:46:40 GMT 1
VOTING AS FOLLOWS
Singles Match
"The Tiger" Vegeta
Tag Team Title Match
The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match
"The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match
Gormy
Promo to follow, after TNT has been posted, or if I need to
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Post by Cactus on Apr 25, 2005 10:54:48 GMT 1
Votes
The Tiger
The Insanity
Chilly Willy
Cactus
Promo will definatly follow
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Post by stocko on Apr 25, 2005 12:28:27 GMT 1
Singles Match Dan "The Dragon" Taylor
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match Gormy
promo later
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Post by Reaper on Apr 25, 2005 13:15:48 GMT 1
Singles Match "The Tiger" Vegeta
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match Gormy
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 25, 2005 15:16:24 GMT 1
"The Tiger" Vegeta
The Insanity
"The NZA" NIN Horror
Cactus
Good luck to all.
EDIT: I have a feeling I may flip flop a few times before the final analysis. How the hell did funamie get stuck with Crazy Ralph???
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 25, 2005 17:15:26 GMT 1
"The Tiger" Vegeta
The Insanity
"The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
Cactus (Storyline vote)
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 25, 2005 18:15:22 GMT 1
Errr... Cactus, I'm not Vegeta, I'm "The Tiger" Aladdin.
Votes: Vegeta - the cousin vote
Insanity - since I haven't seen anything memorable from the others.
"The NZA" NIN Horror - I haven't seen HBK in a while or his bro. NIN Horror is far from an amateur.
Cactus - His first match as apart of Deathrow, he gets my vote.
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Post by Cactus on Apr 25, 2005 18:22:02 GMT 1
sorry dood seen tiger and thought it was you oops
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 25, 2005 18:37:32 GMT 1
TNT SHOULD BE UP TOMORROW. IF YOU CAN HOLD OFF ON WRITING YOUR PROMOS UNTIL TNT IS UP, THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. IF THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOUR PROMO, THEN THAT IS OK.
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Post by Darth Peccatus on Apr 25, 2005 18:51:55 GMT 1
Vegeta
The Insanity
The NZA
Cactus
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Apr 25, 2005 19:27:34 GMT 1
Vegeta The Insanity NIN Horror Cactus
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Post by Dickie Cha'mone on Apr 25, 2005 19:55:20 GMT 1
d unit vote:
Singles Match Dan "The Dragon" Taylor
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match Gormy
will defo promo when tnt results are up
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Apr 25, 2005 22:22:24 GMT 1
TONIGHT'S MATCHES
Singles Match "The Tiger" Vegeta
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match "The NZA" NIN Horror
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match Cactus
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Post by Stare on Apr 25, 2005 23:41:33 GMT 1
How the hell did funamie get stuck with Crazy Ralph??? It's a trial to make sure both of them are still breathing. Crazy Ralph hasnt promo'ed once and I havent seen him around, and since Funamie has almost not posted at all, I want to make sure she is still around to be interested. I'm not one to put you into high profile matches if I dont see you supporting the board in the slightest
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Post by Cactus on Apr 25, 2005 23:48:29 GMT 1
very fair comment
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Post by Red Ninja on Apr 26, 2005 0:52:32 GMT 1
Red Ninja is standing by in a backstage area with his half of the P2PW Tag Title over his shoulder. He also has a mic in his hand.
RN:Um hi. Usually this would be an interview segment hosted by the lovely Kristin Garcia. But at the moment she is pre occupied with my tag team partner Spaz in a Utility closet issue. So I guess I have to take over this segment. Diddly Squater. What the blue hell happened to you. We were close. We were inseparable we were like all the other great trios in history. We were like Larry,Curly and Moe. Snap, Crackle and Pop. Huey, Dewie and Louie or Axe,Smash and Crush. But apparently you decided to be a stuck up Texas bitch and betray us. Well Diddly like I said before that was the biggest mistake you could have made. See old buddy me and Spaz dont give a shit who you are. You want to challenge for our tag titles Well OLD buddy once were done taking out the two road blocks youve put in front of us wed be more than happy to kick your and whoever you get to tag with you asses. See Diddly you stepped over the line. You betrayed your only friends. You turned your back on the two guys who were like brothers to you. This is personal now Diddly. And sooner or later were going to deal with it.
But first there seems to be two we got to take down to make sure that we still have the titles when we fight you. Two newcomers to P2PW Funamie and Crazy Ralph. My god thats one devastating team. (Ninja rolls his eyes). Now I got to admit this match will be a tad iffy. See I dont really like hitting women. I dont mind hitting on them. But I relatively dont like actually hitting them. I pride myself on being somewhat of a gentlemen. Im known to usaully give a congradulatory slap on the behind now and then. And I usually dont mind the odd friendly hickey but I dont know theres something about hitting girls I dont like. But one thing I got to remeber is that this team is a team a lot of people say has absolutely zero chances of winning. I would agree with that but a few months ago the same thing was said about The Blood Tigers and look what they did. They pulled off the huge upset. They shut up all the doubters. Than they lost the tag titles about 2 weeks later. He he losers. So anywany Funamie, Ralpy if your planning for Insanity suprise upset Part two. Aint going down guys. Me and Spaz may like to joke around a bit but in the ring we take care of business. We show P2PW why we are the premier tag team. We go in and we beat the best and walk out with the glory. But in your case were going to beat the crappy. So Blitz I think will be interesting. As interesting as much a 1 minute tag squash can be. INSANITY ICHIBAN. Ichiban of course is japanese for number one. See I do know how to say some Japanese. Now if youll excuse me I got some Australian closet sex to break up.
Scene ends as Ninja leaves.
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Post by stocko on Apr 26, 2005 11:31:00 GMT 1
MASTADON is seen pacing back and forth around the backstage area with the letter, given to him by TRENT, in his hands, he is heard mumbling to himself about the contents
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 26, 2005 15:47:29 GMT 1
Before the show, a white limousine pulls into the parking area and comes to a stop. E2, the One Man Killing Machine emerges from the rear door of the vehicle.
E2 is dressed in a business-casual manner, sporting a pair of black slacks, a black, short-sleeved polo, a gold watch on his left wrist and plenty of bandages.
On his face and head are some bandages and his right arm rests in sling The One Man Killing Machine is banged up from the beating he took from Mastadon on TNT.
E2 begins to walk toward the dressing room area.
The pain he's in becomes brutally obvious as he has to take his time walking and a slight limp serves as proof of Mastadon's carnage.
As E2 gets closer to the dressing room, he is met by funamie, whose wrestling garb and disposition resembles WWE star Lita.
E2: Ah, funamie. I heard a rumor that you joined the P2PW. Now I get a birds' eye view of the real deal.
funamie folds her arms in a defensive manner, but curiosity invades her face.
E2: Now I'm sure you've heard about E2, the One Man Killing Machine; and the fastest growing star in the P2PW!
funamie's eyes look at E2's sling, then move back to his face. The look of "Are you kidding me?" is written on her countenance and E2 is taken aback.
funamie: From the looks of things, you've been on the receiving end of a thorough ass beating.
An evil grin graces the One Man Killing Machine's face.
E2: Already I like your style.
funamie uncrosses her arms and places her hands upon her hips. This athlete is damn sexy.
E2: Anyway, I'm here to get my partner's back. But I'm glad I ran into you. As I don't think anything happens by chance.
The camera zooms in slighty so that funamie and E2 are facing each other in a closed-in bustshot.
E2: My only suggestion to you......is that you no show your match with Crazy Ralph tonight.
funamie raises her eyebrows, not in defense, but because of some slight interest in what the One Man Killing Machine has to say.
E2: Crazy Ralph can't promo to save his life, let alone handle any business in the ring.
E2 pauses to let that statement sink in.
E2: But the door is open if you'd like to hang with the newest faction in the P2PW--Deathrow.
E2 continues on his way. Funamie ponders the thought.
E2: (Pausing and turning back to her) Just gives you something to think about.....
The camera zooms on funamie as she ponders what has been said.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 26, 2005 16:21:55 GMT 1
Shinn's Theory - Promo for Kizzles[/b][/size][/u]
Shinn's Theory is shown entering the arena after his short absense from TNT. Without given a chance to settle in, he is already approached by Chilly Willy.
Chilly Willy:[/b] I heard you wanted to see me?
Shinn's Theory:[/b] Yea, but we'll talk later. I just stepped in the door.
Chilly Willy:[/b] I know. I just figured you'd like to get this over with, leaving the rest of the night to important business.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] What makes you think this isn't important business?
Chilly Willy shrugs.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] Look Chilly, all I wanted to tell you was that Starcrunch has a proposistion for you. And, it may involve our upcoming PPV, Momentum. I understand you left TNT early...
Chilly Willy:[/b] Yea, I had some personal things going on and....
Shinn's Theory:[/b] Relax man. I'm not upset you left the show early. You weren't booked in a match. It's all good. You gotta stop worrying about what I may think. I'll tell you what I think of you. I think you're a talented superstar and a great addition to the roster. At ease soldier. Just remember, when Starcrunch comes to you for a favor, keep in mind, Starcrunch is a personal friend.
Chilly Willy:[/b] I know.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] But, also keep in mind that you, as an individual, can make your own desicions. No one will hold anything against you, if you are to "pass" on her deal. Capeesh?
Chilly Willy nods.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] Alright man, I'll catch up with you later.
Shinn's slaps Chilly on the shoulder and proceeds through the building. In passing, Nation appears.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] Nation....
Nation:[/b] Shinn's....
The two men walk by one another. Shinn's then opens his office door. The camera sneaks a peek inside Theory's office. Trent Acid is shown making himself at home.
Shinn's Theory:[/b] You're early...
Trent Acid:[/b] I'm eager...
Zeroin fades to black as Theory's door closes.
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Post by Scream on Apr 26, 2005 17:59:58 GMT 1
Singles Match Dan "The Dragon" Taylor (do they even post here?)
Tag Team Title Match The Insanity (Spaz & Red Ninja)
Singles Match "The Ladies Man" Chilly Willy
MAIN EVENT Non-Title No Holds Barred Singles Match Cactus
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Post by lockjaw on Apr 26, 2005 20:49:03 GMT 1
;D cool matches. Spaz n ninja you need a new member for your faction i would love to join you 2.
Votes:
DDT the insanity chilly willy cactus
promo to follow
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Post by Cactus on Apr 26, 2005 21:21:47 GMT 1
The sky is clear, the water is blue, and the sand is white. Happy families are playing on the beach, a father and son are tossing a Frisbee between them. The camera pans around and it is just your typical day at the beach. Then the camera starts to zoom in and if fixes on a rocky island out in the seaGone is the sound of happy laughter, all we can here is a deathly quiet, punctured by low screams, ghosts from the past. The camera is now moving through the halls, cells that have long been empty stand in ruin, crumbling walls, and leaky ceilings.
The camera focuses on a plaque above a bolted iron door, the words readDEATHROWUpon seeing this the record crowd in attendance start to boo.
The camera continues through the door and here we see the back of a chair with a metal helmet above it, and electrical cables running the length of the floor to a big switch on the wall surrounded by dials.
A deep laugh fills the empty room, echoing of the walls, walls that are used to the screams of the dammed. The chair slowly turns around and we see the hardcore warrior strapped into “old sparky”Cactus “ Tonight I face the Internet champion, Gormy. Now we go way back, we go back to a time when wrestling in America was just a pipe dream. Now here we are both of us champions in the biggest fed here in the USA. Remember the days we used to get bussed over the UK, Liverpool one night, Doncaster the next, the up to Glasgow, well it sure is a lot better over here. But I am not the man I used to, just as you Donna are not the woman you used to be, times have changed and so have we so it is with great regret that I have to face you tonight.”<br> The crowd seems confused by Cactus, he is a killer who is strapped into the electric chair reminiscing about days gone by.
All of a sudden the lights go out inside the penitentiary leaving a single bare bulb lighting Cactus face.Cactus “ The regret I have is that my tag team partner E2 will have to wait a little bit longer to win the Internet championship. The reason he will have to wait is because when I am through with you tonight people will want me in prison for the beating I will give you. Cast your mind back to last weeks TNT when the bWo reformed for one week only, you faced of against a team that everyone thought were green. You thought that you and that big dumb bastard Mastadon would walk down to the ring, pose for the fans and not break a sweat against us. Well I guess we showed you. We showed everyone that Deathrow is the real deal and we will destroy anybody who gets in our path.”<br> A low thrum can be heard building up in the background but Cactus pays it no attention.Cactus “ Cast your mind back to the last TNT, E2 destroyed Masatdon, obliterated him. Tonight that is what I have in store for you. Tonight it’s all about respect, the respect you guys never had for me since Koas passed. Well tonight I am sending a message to every superstar in the back that Deathrow commands respect either as a team or when we are in singles competition. E2 will be in my corner tonight so if you want to Bring Mastadon down. I am sure the one-man killing machine will enjoy beating his ass again.”<br> The thrum builds up its intensity and the bare bulb begins to fade in and out, Cactus starts to free himself from old sparky, then as he is unlocking the final leg restraint the light goes out.
We see small flashes of lightning on the screen then all the lights come back on and Cactus is nowhere to be seen. End Promo
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