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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:56:13 GMT 1
LIVE from the Telewest Arena Newcastle, England [/b][/color] [/center] ---------------------------------------------- "Energy" hits as the crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Blitz!'s General Manager, Barry Bryant, makes his way towards the ring. He has a cocky grin on his face as he makes his way towards the steps, walks his way up briskly, and steps into the ring. He looks around as he is presented a microphone. He looks around, still with a smile, as he speaks into the microphone as the audience tones down the volumeBarry Bryant: For the internet geeks out there, you've been reading the rumors I'm sure. And, those rumors are correct, tonight I will reveal my next Idea! The crowd actually cheers that announcement as Barry looks onBarry Bryant: So, I've never been one to waste time, so here we go. This Idea will involve next week's Main Event, the three men competing in the Main Event at Final Verdict, as well as the match at Final Verdict itself. Barry looks onBarry Bryant: And, it starts tonight! Next week, we will have a triple threat tag match for a main event. And, I'm sure you've already guessed that it will involve SoundScream, Simz, and the World Heavyweight Champion, NIN Horror! The audience boo's the mention of NIN's name.Barry Bryant: However, here is the task. Those three men have to find a partner tonight for the match next week, and if they can't find a partner, then they'll have to face the opposing team or teams alone! The audience cheers Barry's idea as he puts a finger up asking for their patienceBarry Bryant: But Barry, how does this affect Final Verdict? Well, it's simple. You see, the winner of that match will gain the right to name the match type for the Triple Threat Main Event at Final Verdict! Maybe NIN Horror would like a No DQ match? Maybe Simz would like cage match? Maybe SoundScream would like another Barbed Wire Hell in a Cell? But, whatever match the winner chooses, it is the match he'll get! The audience cheers as Barry looks on with a smileBarry Bryant: Oh! And one more thing. You must give me the names of your partners by the end of the night. No making calls throughout the week bribing other superstars, you HAVE TO give me a name tonight! The Idea Man has spoken! "Energy" hits as Barry exits the ring and makes his way towards the back------------------------------------------------ We go ringside as "We Will Rock You" begins to play. The audience stands up and looks on as Ben "The Rebel" Jenkins throws the curtain to the side and walks out. He looks around as a mixed reaction is given to the debuting superstar. He begins to make his way to the ring, giving the audience some unpleasant glances on the way. He jumps up to a knee on the apron and then pulls himself up by the ropes, and steps into the ring. He goes to the corner and holds his arms up as the same reaction is continued throughout his entrance as the camera pans over to show Bishop waiting on in the ring. The ref calls for the bell as Ben shows that he is ready.***"THINNING OUT THE NUMBERS" MATCH*** [/u][/size] As announced last week, Barry has put newcomer, Ben Jenkins, in a one on one match with Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill. Barry says that he has not been pleased with Bishop and Ben Jenkins already annoys him, so he has decided that one of them will lose their job here tonight. Who will we never hear from again?Ben "The Rebel" Jenkins vs. Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill[/center] Ben immediately darts in and nails a kick to the Bishop. He pushes him into the corner and begins to stomp away at him as the crowd looks on at the vengeance of the newcomer. He literally jerks Bishop up and begins to kick away at the knee. Bishop falls to his face as Ben picks the leg up and slams it into the mat, and begins to stomp away at it. Ben then lifts his leg from the knee up and hooks it around his, and then falls back, bending the joint. Bishop holds his leg as Ben gets up. Bishop begins to pull himself up by the ropes as Ben stalks him. Ben then darts in with a hard chop to the knee, grounding Bishop again. Ben then picks up Bishop and throws him to the ropes. Bishop wobbles, almost falling down from the pain as Ben nails a dropkick right to the face. Bishop falls to the ground as Ben holds his arms up as the audience continues the mixed reaction. Ben then grabs Bishop, who nails a low blow to Ben. Ben holds his member is agony as Bishop pulls himself to the ropes and then pulls himself up. Bishop looks at Ben, who is still in pain, and darts in. But Ben shoots forward and nails a hard spear. The crowd looks on as Ben gets up, holding himself still, but this time with a look of being pissed off. Ben lifts Bishop up and grabs him for what looks to be an RKO, but he manages to maneuver Bishop in mid-air and land a neckbreaker'ish move, putting a lot of torque on the neck from changing Bishop's position in mid-air. Ben covers Bishop as the ref counts the three. Ben "The Rebel" Jenkins - 2.33 promo + .8 voting = 3.13 Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill - 0 promo + .3 - .3[/color] WINNER:[/u] Ben "The Rebel" Jenkins Ben continues to hold the only place Bishop delivered a shot the whole match as he rolls out of the ring. He begins to head towards the back as Bishop sits up holding his neck in the ring, as he looks around a P2PW Arena for the last time.
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:57:13 GMT 1
We go backstage as we see Stare enter the arena. He is looking around with concern as if he's watching out for someone. Soul Reaper walks in behind him as the door shuts. Stare jumps at the sound and turns around as Soul Reaper almost runs into him. He looks at Stare and shakes his head as he walks past him.Soul Reaper: If you're going to keep hanging out with me, you're going to have to stop acting like a little pussy. Stare: What? I thought I felt a spider on my neck. I hate spiders. Soul Reaper: Sure . . . You know, Stare. You wanted me to teach you how to be more sadistic, and you've been coming along nicely, but ever since you saw Cactus on Zeroin last week, you've been acting like a scared little bitch. Stare: But, you heard what Cactus said. And, I know he's not been much of a threat lately, but he's promised to bring back the sadistic bastard that murders people! How do you beat someone like that? Soul Reaper stops and stares back at Stare for a minuteSoul Reaper: . . . I beat him. Maybe you're forgetting the Hell in a Cell I had with him. I sure havent forgotten it. Reaper pulls up the leg of his blue jeans to reveal a scar on his calfSoul Reaper: I had a piece of wood drove through my leg. But, guess what, I still pinned his ass! Stare: Hey! You're right! And, considering I beat you after that, that means I'm twice as good as Cactus! Soul Reaper stops as the audience is heard laughing a bit. He looks back at Stare and pats him on the shoulderSoul Reaper: Okay, I'm going to be straight with you right now. If you say that you beat me one more time, I'm going to have to throw your ass through that wall over there . . . Stare: but . . . I did beat you. Soul Reaper's eyes widen as the audience looks on still chuckling a bit. Soul Reaper looks down and breathes heavilySoul Reaper: What did I just say!? I didnt finish the sentence yet, so if you want to pretend that doesn't count, I'll play along. But, you didnt beat me, I beat myself. Stare: Well, what about a month later when we had a draw? Soul Reaper: . . . you got lucky. Stare: Yeah. But, I like to think that since I drove the ambulance off with you in the back, even after you tried to get SoundScream to assist you, that it basically means I beat you. Soul Reaper looks back at StareSoul Reaper: Ok, look, I know you're nervous about Cactus, and that makes you ramble and talk out of your ass, but I'm going to be honest with you, perhaps you should be afraid of Cactus. I mean, he isn't referred to as the King of Hardcore for no reason. He's a challenge when he's on top of his game and when he's at his most sadistic. Or, maybe you shouldnt worry about it at all, because YOU have enlisted the help of the sickest son of a bitch on the planet to help you find that sick nature in you! So, as sick as Cactus is going to be, you're going to be that much sicker! Now come on! Soul Reaper charges off as Stare looks on. A clanking noise is heard as Stare quickly turns around and looks up to see an Arena Employee loading a box onto a lift. Stare turns around and adjusts his collar and begins to talk to himselfStare: You're not scared of Cactus. You're a sick son of a bitch who can take him out anytime you please. The camera stays focused on Stare as Cactus walks up behind him with a smileStare: Cactus is nothing but a pussy, and you are the dick that will fuck him up. He will lose to you. You will win. He will lose. You will win. Cactus: You will lose . . . Stare: He will win. I will lose. He will . . wait. What the . . . Stare turns around as Cactus grabs him by the throat. Stare has a look of terror on his face as a piece of 2x4 wood comes crashing down across the back of Cactus. Cactus lets go of Stare as he goes to the floor. Cactus gets up as Soul Reaper slams the wood across his back, sending him down once more. Soul Reaper throws the 2x4 down as he looks on at StareSoul Reaper: Nice job with the bitch-act. I told you he'd buy it. Lesson 2. Know your opponent's habits, like sneak-attacking. Soul Reaper walks off as Stare looks back at Cactus with a smirk and follows Soul Reaper as Cactus is in pain------------------------------------------------- We go backstage to see Kacey Garcia standing by with Ben Jenkins. He still has beads of sweat coming from his forehead and has a towel around his neck as Kacey speaksKacey Garcia: First of all, Ben, congratulations on your win over Bishop and keeping your job! How did it feel winning your debut match. Ben Jenkins: Well, Kacey, it felt good. But, not as good as it felt sending that no-good disgrace Bishop packing. I mean, a leader of a church have a side-job as a pimp? That's fucked up! But, tonight marked the beginning of the era of Ben Jenkins! The Rebel! Get used to seeing my hand raised! Get used to seeing my star soar! Cause there's plenty more winning where that "W" came from. Ecos walks into the shot across from Ben Jenkins. He stops for a second as he looks on at Ecos. Ecos puts a finger on the mic and then moves it towards himEcos: You think winning a match makes you a star? Let me educate you, you moronic imbecile! Winning here doesnt mean a thing! The guys in charge don't care about you, and they don't care about your record. You want to know how to keep that star soaring and how to keep that hand raised? You need to get on your knees, and maneuver your way beneath a desk in Mastadon's office. That's the only way you're going to stay on top! Ben Jenkins: So . . . sucking someone's dick is the only way to go somewhere in this company. So, judging by your win/loss record, I take it you've never ventured under anyone's desk, right? Ecos looks on and smirks as the audience can be heard laughing a bitEcos: Cute. But, I'm not going to lower myself to your childish insults. And no, I will make sure I earn what I get in life, I won't do "favors" to get to where I'm going. Ben Jenkins: You know, you make excuses like that to explain why you're not going anywhere in this place, but maybe you need to start coming to a little place I like to call Reality, and understand the irony. You're saying you don't go anywhere cause you don't suck, but I'm saying that you don't go anywhere because you DO suck! Ecos looks on at Ben and smiles again and then in one quick motion, slaps the taste out of his mouth. Ben holds his jaw as he looks to be on the verge of snapping. He looks back up at Ecos with a blood-filled face as Ecos looks onEcos: That hand coming across your face . . . that way reality hitting you. You're nothing, and you will continue to become nothing. Ecos walks off as Ben looks on with the imprint of a hand across his face, visibly furious. He looks back at Kacey, and then develops a smirk across his face as he looks back up in the direction that Ecos walked off-------------------------------------------------- We go ringside as "Something Wicked This Way Comes". The audience begins to boo as Spackle walks out with the World Champion, NIN Horror, right behind him. Spackle looks around and holds his arms up as he smiles as he heads towards the ring. He slides into the ring as NIN stays on the outside. Spackle looks around as his music cuts as "Some Kind of Monster" hits. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Simz walks out. He looks around as fireworks shoot up on each side of him as he makes his way towards the ring. He reaches the end and points at NIN and mouths off a bit. NIN looks on with a smirk and shakes his head as Simz slides into the ring. Spackle attacks him as he slides in as the bell is quickly rang***SINGLES MATCH*** [/u][/size] Last week, we saw NIN Horror and Spackle do a number on Simz backstage. Tonight, Simz gets a chance for some retribution against the man who swung the chair, Spackle. But, with NIN Horror granted his request to be the special enforcer to ensure SoundScream doesn't interfere, the odds are stacked against Simz. Can the #1 Contender pull out the "W"?Simz vs. Spackle(w/ Special Guest Enforcer: NIN Horror)[/center] Spackle continues to stomp down on Simz as Simz attempts to shove him away, but Spackle continues the onslaught. Simz finally stands up in the corner, as Spackle nails a chop. He nails a couple of more before shooting Simz across. Simz reverses and sends Spackle to the corner. Simz darts in as Spackle nails a dropkick to the knee, sending Simz's face crashing into the middle turnbuckle. Spackle gets up quickly and nails another quick dropkick, this time to the back of Simz's head, sandwiching it between his feet and the turnbuckle. Spackle picks up Simz, who is dazed from the blow. Spackle throws him to the ropes as he lowers his head. Simz catches himself and catches Spackle in a Pedigree position. Spackle quickly slides away and out of the ring at the beginning signs of the Simz-Killer. NIN Horror consults Spackle as Simz looks on. As the two are talking, Simz hits the ropes in the ring and comes towards NIN and Spackle. Simz hoists himself to the top rope, and springboards off and nails a shooting star press onto NIN and Spackle. The crowd cheers the maneuver as Simz gets up to his feet. He grabs Spackle and picks him up and throws him back in the ring. Simz gets up on the apron and begins to jump to the top rope again, but NIN jerks his leg as he goes to jump as Simz falls off and smacks his face on the apron. The ref quickly runs over to NIN as he holds his hands up and exclaims "he slipped!". The ref looks on suspiciously as NIN Horror picks Simz up and throws him back in the ring. Spackle quickly goes for a cover, but Simz is able to kick out. Spackle gets up and picks Simz up. He grabs Simz for a belly to belly suplex, but Simz beats his way out of it and hits the ropes. He comes in, but Spackle regains his composure in time and ducks Simz and hooks his waist, and nails a german. Simz hits the ground as Spackle holds his jaw. He stands up as Simz nips up. the crowd cheers as Spackle nails a Yakuza Kick as soon as he gets up. Spackle quickly covers Simz after the shot as the ref gets another 2 count. Simz sits up as Spackle buries a knee into his back and pulls his arms back. The ref gets in front of Simz to check on the situation. NIN reaches in and grabs Simz's arms away from Spackle as Spackle begins to nail hard shots to the back of Simz. The ref comes around as NIN lets the arms go before the ref catches it. Spackle picks Simz up and pushes him into the corner, and jumps with one foot off the middle rope and nails a kick to the side of Simz's head. Simz falls to the mat as Spackle goes for the cover. Again, the ref counts 2. Spackle doesnt waist time on frustration as he picks Spackle up and nails a hard punch. He begins to back Simz up, but Simz fires back at Spackle. Spackle nails a shot back, but Simz then nails a quick double jab as he begins to back Spackle up, but Spackle stops it with a knee to the mid-section, and then he throws Simz shoulder-first into the ringpost. Simz holds his shoulder and he backs up as Spackle nails another German Suplex. He keeps the waist hooked as he picks him up and nails another. He keeps it hooked one more time and turns Simz around after they get up and nails a Northern Lights Suplex. Spackle bridges as the ref counts, but Simz again is able to kick out. Spackle picks Simz up as Simz tries to fight back, but Spackle continues the dominance with a hard kick again. Spackle hits the ropes as Simz catches him in a samoan drop position out of nowhere, and throws him to an RKO, nailing the his finisher, the Simz Sity. The fan's cheer, but Simz is too worn out to capitalize. He finally throws an arm over Spackle, but Spackle has had enough time to recover as he kicks out at 2. Spackle gets up as Simz whips Spackle, but Spackle reverses and drop toe-hold's Simz in the reversal as Simz falls throat first across the middle rope. Spackle then turns and nails a kick to the referee and plants him with a ddt. The fans boo him as he laughs as NIN grabs a chair on the outside. Spackle then mounts Simz and holds his head in place as NIN looks on at Simz. NIN pulls back and swings away, but Simz falls down at the last minute as the chair crashes into Spackle's head as the fans roar in approval as NIN looks on in shock. Simz gets up as NIN climbs up on the apron with the chair, but Simz quickly springs off the middle rope and nails a dropkick to NIN knocking him off the apron. Simz then rolls Spackle up as a ref is already on his way to the ring. The ref slides in and counts. 1 . . .2 . . . 3! Simz - 4.7 promo + .5 voting = 5.2 Spackle - 4.57 promo + .6 voting = 5.17WINNER: Simz[/color] Simz stands up as the ref holds his arm up. NIN Horror slides in the ring with the chair as Simz quickly slides out still holding his hands up. He makes the symbol for a belt around his waist as NIN looks back at Spackle and then at Simz in anger. Spackle sits up holding his hand with a look at NIN like "what the hell?". NIN looks on as Simz exits
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:57:42 GMT 1
We are seated in a somewhat dimly lit room as we see Brittany Keller sitting across from SoundScream. She looks on with a smile at the camera as she speaks
Brittany Keller: Today, I'm sitting down with the man who has been surrounded by much controversy in the past weeks. SoundScream, last week, the fans witnessed you deliver a Sound Off to Mastadon. Now, many fans are angry with you, and I'd like to get your thoughts?
SoundScream looks on nodding as he speaks
SoundScream: Anyone who knows me knows that I try to be reasonable about things, but they also know that I like to make an impact. Hell, Mastadon knows that better than anyone. We had quite the feud a long time back, and I have a lot of respect for the man. However, that Sound Off came from nothing more than my frustration with his recent decision-making. In fact, I feel it might've been inconsiderate on my part, as he is still learning to ropes to being an owner, and I should've just tried to plead my case instead of taking such action.
Brittany looks a bit taken back
Brittany Keller: Wow, please don't take this personally, but an apology is the last thing I expected out of your mouth.
Scream kind've chuckles to himself as he looks on
SoundScream: Deception is Inevitable, right Britt? I know that I made a mistake for what I did. I've already apologized to Mastadon myself, and he even had an understanding over why I did what I did, and understood that I had been under a lot of stress, and he understood my frustration. We talked about many things concerning us and the types of people we are, and I really feel like we have a better understanding of how to do business together.
Brittany Keller: What sort of things did you talk about?
SoundScream: Well, for one thing, we talked about the World Title. But, we also talked about Cactus. He doesnt like the guy as much as I don't, and we had a common bond with that. We even discussed how amusing it was that Stare had been tricked by everyone. We talked about many things like that, and it was an enjoyable time. I think we'll be fine from now on, and he even wished me luck in my World Title Match.
Brittany looks over her notes as she throws them down
Brittany Keller: Well, on that note, I'll have to wish you good luck as well at Final Verdict, cause all of my question were dealing with you and Mastadon, which now seems to be a resolved issue.
Both her and him laugh as Scream chuckles
SoundScream: But don't forget . . . deception is inevitable!
Scream laughs as Brittany pauses for a moment, and then starts to laugh again as she took a moment to absorb his comment. They continue laughing as we cut
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We go backstage to see NIN Horror and Spackle walking into their locker room. Spackle has an ice pack on his head as he looks angry as NIN looks on for a brief moment, and then speakstalking in their locker room.
NIN Horror: Yeah, sorry bout that. Anyways, here's the deal. Be my partner next week, and help me defeat Scream and Simz's team, and I'll be able to pick the match type at Final Verdict.
Spackle: Fuck man! I had a match tonight, and I'm not happy with how it went. I mean, you kind've hit me with a chair, and through all this stress, I was really hoping I wouldnt have to do anything next week, especially with you! Now you're asking for my help?
Spackle stands up as NIN looks on somewhat offended
Spackle: . . . But, yeah, whatever, sound good.
NIN nods
NIN Horror: Well, I apparently have to go get a contract from Barry and get you to sign it. So, I'll be right back!
NIN leaves as Spackle nods. He turns back around and then gets a curious look in his eyes. He turns back around and looks at NIN's gym bag. He walks up to it and opens the side pouch. He looks in there and then pulls out a candy bar
Spackle: Nothing can make this day bette . . . Fuck Yeah! A Kit Kat!
Spackle begins to tear it open as a knock is heard. Spackle quickly puts the Kit Kat back in the bag
Spackle: Just a minute!!!!
Spackle zips the bag and then approaches the door. He cracks it open as it is shoved open, knocking Spackle down. _the j-man then barges in with Smokey as they both begin to wail away at Spackle with chairs. _the j-man then goes to the door
_the j-man: Keep him down, Smokey!
_the j-man comes back in with a rope with a knuse already tied in it. He throws the rope on a couple of pipes hanging from the ceiling and then tightens the noose around Spackle's neck. _the j-man has Smokey hold the rope back as they pull Spackle into the air as he grabs for his throat. _the j-man grabs a chair and begins to talk at Spackle
_the j-man: So, you decided a little over a month ago that it'd be fun to unrightfully tarnish my no-pin record? Well, that definitely sounds like something that I need to rectify!
_the j-man slams the chair into the side of Spackle as Spackle is choking
_the j-man: So, at Final Verdict, I'm going to take the wrong, and make it right. I'm going to cross off the next name on my hit list . . . your name!
_the j-man swings the chair into Spackle again as his face is starting to turn blue. Smokey lets him go as J nods for him to do so as Spackle slams into the floor. _the j-man looks on at him as Spackle spits up blood as J looks back at Smokey and laughs.
_the j-man: It's ironic that the PPV is named Final Verdict, cause there will be an execution!
_the j-man smacks the chair into Spackle's head as blood begins to pour as J smiles and walks out with Smokey behind him as Spackle is left in a pool of his own blood
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We see Scream talking to Barry Bryant in his office.
Barry Bryant: So, just sign the contract, and then find a partner and get him to sign the other blank. Good luck finding one though, and remember, if you dont find anyone, you'll be all alone.
SoundScream: Hey, I prefer to be alone. It doesnt matter who my partner is if I do find one, if it's an excuse to get my hands on NIN and Simz, I dont care who it is!
Scream signs the contract and then takes it up
Scream: I'll be right back.
Scream walks out of the office and looks down at the contract
Scream: Screw it! I'll go at it alone!
Scream rips the contract as you can hear the fans cheering. The contract lands on top of a pile of papers in the garbage can. We look on as Cactus walks up to the trash can. He looks down in it and opens up the paper. He reads it and then looks up with a smile. He puts the paper against the wall and pulls a pin out of his jacket pocket, and signs his name on the bottom line. He then grabs some scotch tape from a nearby table and tapes it back together
Cactus: Sounds like fun to me . . .
Cactus puts the paper in the paper holder on Barry's door and knocks. He walks off quickly as Barry opens the door. He grabs the paper and reads it. He looks at the bottom line and has a look of shock on his face
Barry Bryant: Cactus!? How the fuck does he expect that to work!? Oh well . . .
Barry shuts the door as the audience is mumbling as we cut
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:58:11 GMT 1
The crowd wait anxiously for something to happen when “Just Close Your Eyes” hits the arena. The self proclaimed Holy One, Ecos comes walking out, carrying a brand new ecosian flag. He heads down the ramp waving the flag high in the air, hoping to gather some followers to his new “religion” but all he gets are the hostile boos from the English crowd. He seems a bit disgruntled by their unwillingness to convert to his faith, and so walks up the steps with an annoyed look on his face. He enters the ring and immediately starts waving his flag with even more passion but the fans just boo even louder. Ecos goes to the opposite side of the ring and does the same, before giving the flag to the ref, who disposes of it.
Ecos continues to antagonize the crowd when “Man In The Box” hits the PA system and “The Canadian Icon” comes walking down the ramp, with a Canadian flag in his hand. Once again, the crowd disapprove of the flag he chooses to bring to the ring and are not afraid to show it. Chilly Willy, unlike Ecos, is fine with the boos that he receives and simply waves his flag with more passion. He slides into the ring but before he can get to his feet, Ecos starts to go to work on him. Hitting him with double axe-handle shots and just simply clubbing him across the back, as if he wasn’t in control of his body. The ref calls for the bell, signifying the beginning of the match.***SINGLES MATCH*** [/u][/size] Tonight, Chilly Willy demanded a title shot against Soul Reaper, but Barry Bryant said that Chilly Willy will have to convince him that he is deserving by defeating the man who lost to Soul Reaper last week, Ecos. If Chilly Willy wins, he will be granted an International Title shot against Soul Reaper. Can he get back on the right track?Ecos vs. "The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy (Written By: Aladdin)[/center] Ecos is relentless in his attack, not allowing Chilly Willy to even get up. Chilly tries to get up but is unsuccessful, so he scurries out of the ring. Ecos stays in the ring, while Chilly takes a break outside. He tries to catch his breath and then looks for an opportunity to get back in the ring. However, each time he nears the ring, Ecos walks right upto the ropes, not allowing him to get in. Chilly runs up to the ring but Ecos goes to kick him. Chilly tries again at another area but once again Ecos tries to keep him out with a kick. For the third time, Chilly runs towards the ring, but sidesteps Ecos’s kick. He grabs his leg and pulls him down onto his back. Chilly drags him out of the ring, dropping him on the floor, back first. Chilly sits over Ecos and starts to club away at his head, giving him a taste of his own medicine. Ecos is stuck. Chilly gets up and picks up his opponent. He drives Ecos into the corner of the ring, breaking his back. He knees him in the stomach and then throws him into the ring. Chilly slides back in and charges at Ecos, who had gotten up. Chilly grabs him by the neck and forces him to the ground, blatantly choking Ecos. The ref counts to four and Chilly let’s go. Chilly drops a leg on Ecos and goes for the pin, getting a one count only. Chilly picks Ecos up and whips him into the corner. Chilly charges at him and hits him with a back elbow to the side of his face. Chilly turns around and struts around, proud of himself. The Canadian slowly walks upto Ecos and slaps him hard across the face. The crowd “Oooooh” together as if they were part of a choir. Chilly Willy whips Ecos across the ring once more and charges at him but at the last minute Ecos creeps through the middle rope, to the ring apron, causing Chilly to crash and burn into the turnbuckle. As Chilly bounces back Ecos grabs his hair and slams him down to the ground. Still on the ring apron, Ecos springs over the bottom rope and jumps over the top rope. Ecos lands hard on Chilly’s shin with his knee. Instead of getting off Ecos continues to crush Chilly’s shin, maneuvering his weight to make the pain more excruciating. Chilly tries to get up and force Ecos off him, but gets a stiff punch for his efforts. Ecos, holds down Chilly’s leg, jumps up high and drops his knee on the leg once more. Ecos goes for it once more and hits it perfectly. Again, Ecos goes for the move but Chilly moves out of the way, causing Ecos to slam his knee against the mat. Chilly Willy tries hard to get to his feet, but Ecos is too quick for him and take him down with a shoulder tackle to the back of the knee. With Chilly on the floor, Ecos proceeds go to work on his legs, preparing him for his Crucifixion finisher. Ecos grabs Chilly’s leg and pulls it high into the air before slamming it down hard into the mat. He takes the opposite leg and does the same thing. With Chilly’s left leg Ecos lifts it up and proceeds to kick his thigh and calf, before slamming it into the mat once more. He takes the right leg, lifts it up high in the air, kicks the thigh and calf, and slams it into the mat. Ecos turns Chilly onto his back and tries to take a hold of Chilly’s leg but Chilly kicks him away. Chilly tries to get to his feet, while Ecos runs at him. Chilly tries to tackle his legs but Chilly drops to the side. Ecos springs off the ropes and heads back in the direction of Chilly, who is now back on his feet thanks to the help of the ropes. Ecos jumps up and goes for a high knee, but Chilly drops down and pulls down the ropes, causing Ecos to fly right out of the ring to the outside. Unfortunately for Ecos, he catches his foot on the rope and he ends up landing on the back of his neck, gaining a huge “Holy Shit” chant from the crowd. Ecos is motionless on the floor outside the ring. The ref instantly runs to him to see if he’s okay as the whole crowd are in a state of disbelief, thinking that Ecos could be seriously hurt. Officials soon start coming down the ramp to check on the condition of Ecos. In a matter of second, Ecos is crowded and no-one can see anything from the ring all the way to the ramp. . Back in the ring, Chilly who took the time to rest his legs, runs towards the opposite side ropes, springs off them and then runs towards the side where Ecos. Chilly jumps onto the top rope and springboards off with a 360 plancha onto the crowd of officials. The group of people all cushion Chilly’s fall but go down doing so. Chilly storms through the officials, until he finds Ecos. He picks him up and throws him into the ring. Ecos hardly moves an inch once in the ring. He doesn’t attempt to resist Chilly Willy’s attack and there is a glazed look in his eyes as if he doesn’t know where he is. Chilly Willy couldn’t care less about what condition Ecos is in. He lifts him up and delivers a stiff uppercut to Ecos. He springs off the ropes and executes a neckbreaker. Chilly crawls over to Ecos and goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Chilly doesn’t accept that and goes for the cover again but gets the same result. Chilly pulls Ecos up by his hair and starts throwing punches at his head. The ref informs that he’ll disqualify him, if he doesn’t stop using the closed hand punches, but Chilly keeps using it until the ref starts a five count. At five Chilly nails a stiff European uppercut , followed by a kick to the gut. As Ecos bends over in pain, Chilly springs off the ropes and comes back with a knee to the face. Ecos’s upper body flies back up but he doesn’t fall over. Chilly springs off the opposite side ropes and nails a leg lariat on Ecos, forcing him to the ground. Chilly starts slapping the head of Ecos and viciously kicks it into the ground. Chilly rolls Ecos onto his stomach, jumps up and lands with his knee into the back of the neck of Ecos. Chilly stays there and digs his knee into the back of the neck of Ecos. He grabs the forehead of Ecos and suddenly snaps it back against his knee. Slowly, Chilly lowers his hands to the neck of Ecos, until he’s practically choking him. After a few seconds, Chilly takes Ecos’s arms and places them behind his legs, so that Ecos is now in the camel clutch. Chilly pulls back so that his head is in an awkward position. Ecos suddenly looks like he’s passed out from the pain, but just as the ref drops his arm for the third time, Ecos stops it from falling. He tries his hardest to power out of the move but Chilly breaks the hold and starts clubbing the side of the face and neck of Ecos. Chilly takes a hold of Ecos’s hands and suddenly jumps up high in the air, still holding onto his hands. He hits a double foot stomp to the neck of Ecos. Chilly goes for the pin, but only gets a two count as Ecos puts his leg on the rope. Chilly lifts Ecos up and whips him into the corner. He runs at him and hits a shining wizard. As soon as he hits it, he turns around, grabs Ecos by the head and runs and hits a bulldog. Chilly goes for the pin, but gets a two count only again. Chilly, pissed off, gets in the ref’s face about the count. In this time, Ecos takes some much needed rest. Having failed to change the ref’s decision, he turns his attention back to Ecos. Chilly grabs him by the hair and lifts him up. He walks back a few steps and stomps his foot on the ground, signaling for the superkick. He runs at Ecos but Ecos catches his leg. Ecos sweeps Chilly over and puts him in the ankle lock, in attempt to further injure his leg. Chilly is screaming in pain as the Ecos is twisting his ankle further than it should go. Chilly turns onto his back and tries to kicks away Ecos with his other leg but Ecos doesn’t let go and simply turns Chilly back onto his stomach by applying more pressure. Chilly is close to tapping but instead he claws his way to the ropes, however just as he is close to it, he swings his body around, throwing Ecos out of the ring. Chilly takes the time to recuperate, holding onto his leg but a rejuvenated Ecos gets back into the ring. He walks over to Chilly, but the Canadian rolls to the ring apron, on the other side of the ring ropes. Ecos goes over to him and reaches over the ropes to get him, but Chilly grabs his head and pulls it down across the rope. Chilly gets to his feet and goes for springboard, but can’t pull it off and ends up slipping and landing on his back in the ring. The former International champion, some what embarrassed, tries to get up quickly but as he does, Ecos nails a front dropkick to the shin of Chilly, forcing him back to the ground. Ecos, turns Chilly onto his back and puts him in the figure-four leglock. Ecos grabs the ropes for extra leverage, inflicting more pain on Chilly, but the ref sees it and forces him to break the hold. Ecos, annoyed, gets in the face of the ref himself, and Chilly Willy gets up. Chilly stalks Ecos from behind, waiting for him to turn around. As Ecos does, Chilly grabs him by the head and lifts him up, going for the Chill Factor but Ecos reverses it in the air with a dropkick. Ecos goes over to Chilly, and throws him into the corner, but Chilly reverses it and whips Ecos into the corner. Chilly runs at him, but Ecos nails another dropkick to the leg of Chilly. Chilly’s legs fly up in the air and his head smashed into the second turnbuckle. Ecos behind Chilly and tries to set him up for the Crucifixion. Ecos pulls him out, into the middle of the ring and has his version of the sharpshooter locked in tight. Chilly manages to roll out of the move, and gets to his feet. Ecos runs at Chilly, but Chilly ducks an attempted clothesline. Ecos jumps up and springs off the middle rope, he turns around in mid air, going for a cross body but out of nowhere Chilly hits the superkicks. The whiplash alone could have knocked Ecos out. Chilly makes the pin…1….2….3! Ecos - 4.33 promo + .2 voting = 4.53 "The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy - 4.4 promo + .9 voting = 5.3WINNER: Chilly Willy[/color] Chilly rolls out of the ring, knowing that he now has a shot at the International Title. The ref follows him up the ramp and raises his hand. Chilly goes back for his flag but leaves soon after, holding onto his legs. Back in the ring, Ecos is being checked on by the ref, who hasn’t forgotten his sick bump from before. Everyone is looking on as Ben Jenkins comes out of nowhere through the crowd. He runs up the turnbuckle and looks down at Ecos as the ref beings to waive his hands. Ben pays him no attention and dives off with a frog splash, crashing into Ecos. The crowd looks on, cheering him for attacking Ecos as he slides out and slides his hands together, as if he's dusting them off as we look on as the ref tends to Ecos as we cut------------------------------------- NIN Horror is seen walking back to his locker room with the contract in hand. An EMT passes him up as he watches him push open his locker room door. NIN runs up and looks in as Spackle is being carted out.NIN Horror: The fuck happened? EMT: Don't know, we found him like this. NIN Horror: Shit! Can he still use his hands? EMT: What? Why? NIN Horror: I need him to sign this! NIN holds the paper up as the EMT shakes his head as they make it to an ambulanceEMT: Sorry man, but he's not in good condition at all. We gotta go! They shut the ambulance door as NIN looks on.NIN Horror: Fuck! He turns around to see Mastadon with a smileNIN Horror: Something funny, you fat piece of shit!? Mastadon: Yeah. You see, I've been telling you all along not to talk shit about this place and everyone here, and now look what has happened. The only guy you'll communicate with has been carted off, and you have to find a partner before the end of the night. Looks like you'll be going at it alone next week, and that should be entertaining. NIN Horror: Fuck that! I'll fucking pay someone or something! And if worse does actually come to worse, I'll kick their asses myself! Mastadon: NIN, as much as I'd love to see that, I think we both know better than that. In fact, I can't run the risk of having the World Champion be in a condition where he is unable to compete at the PPV, so how about I just issue you someone, and you make due? NIN Horror: Let me guess, you're going to make Chilly Willy my partner? Better yet, maybe you'll bring back Wench and let her be my partner! Even funnier than that, maybe you'll make JT Blade my partner! Cause, that'd be a fucking riot, right? Mastadon shakes his head, and then stops for a bit and begins to laughMastadon: You know what? That would be! In fact, I think you're onto something there. NIN Horror: You gotta be shitting me . . . Mastadon: I do not shit, my friend. Well, yeah. Anyways, that's what I'm going to do. Your partner for next week will be the most popular Superstar in P2PW! JT Blade! Mastadon looks at NIN with a smileMastadon: Good luck next week, champ! Mastadon walks off as NIN looks on pissed off. He rips the now useless contract and walks off as we cut
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:59:35 GMT 1
We see Stare walking down the hallway. He walks into Barry Bryant's office as Barry stands upBarry Bryant: Thanks for coming in! Stare: Yeah, just make this quick. Barry Bryant: Gladly, I just thought I would remind you that you have to take Cactus out at Final Verdict, or I will be forced to make a very hard decision. Stare: You called me down here to threaten me? Barry Bryant: Well, let's just phrase it as I called you down here to remind you, what say? Stare shakes his head and gets up, and then he looks down at Barry's desk. He grabs a sheet of paper and looks at it for a minuteStare: Scream got Cactus to be his partner next week? Barry Bryant: That's what it says . . . Stare smirks and holds up NIN's contract.Stare: JT Blade huh? Barry Bryant: Yeah, got the call from Mastadon a minute ago. Looks like it . . . Stare holds an empty contract up as he looks at BarryStare: What's this? Barry Bryant: That's Simz's copy, he hasn't picked it up yet. Stare smiles as Simz walks into the office and walks up beside StareSimz: Yeah, I was told I needed to pick up a contract. Barry stands upBarry Bryant: Yeah, it's this contract. He grabs for it in Stare's hand, but Stare jerks it away and looks at SimzStare: How about you just let me be your partner and forget about the headache of searching? Simz: What's in it for you? Stare points to Scream's contractStare: I want to get my hands on Cactus! Simz looks at Stare and grabs the contract. Simz signs his name and then hands the pen to StareSimz: Whatever gets you off, fella. Simz walks out as Stare smiles and signs the contract. He hands it to BarryStare: Well, looks like you got yourself a full line-up for the Main Event next week. Stare smiles and walks out as Barry looks on---------------------------------------------------- We go ringside as "Anything But Down" hits. The fans begin to boo loudly as JT Blade throws the curtain to the side and throws his arms up as the fans begin to boo loudly as JT Blade pats his Fanatic Belt around his waist and smirks at the fans as he begins to make his way to the ring. He slaps some hands on the way as he jumps up to the apron and steps into the ring. He walks over and grabs a mic as his music cutsJT Blade: What's up Newcastle!? The crowd boos loudly as a "JT Sucks" chant begins to start up. JT cuts them off by talkingJT Blade: So, I gotta be honest with you guys. Your Fanatic Champion woke up last Saturday Morning with a throbbing headache. And no, it wasnt from the Fatal Four Way, as that match was nothing more than a walk in the park for yours truly. No, it was a certain Webster's Dictionary that got slammed into the back of my head from that arrogant salesman who's been on the show for the past two weeks. Now, I know this may seem a bit off, but I am calling that salesman out!!! JT Blade looks on towards the entranceway as he waitsJT Blade: Come on! I know you're back there! I've already had people tell me they've seen you backstage, so COME ON!!! The salesman finally walks out as the crowd looks on as he is carrying a box with his books in it. He has a suit and a pair of glasses on as he walks up the steps and sits his box down in the ring, and then steps through himself. He gets in as JT Blade looks on ready to fight, but the Salesman puts a hand up and asks for the mic. JT Blade gives it to him as he invites the guy to go ahead and speak as JT leans against the ropesSalesman: Ok . . . ok . . . JT, I'm very sorry for what happened. But, I had no choice, I mean, he paid me to do it. I couldnt just not take the money. My dictionaries don't sell as well as you might think, and I've got a family to feed. If putting food in their mouths mean bashing you over the head, I'll do it as many times as I'm paid too. The Salesman looks on as JT Blade looks on concerned and almost with a sympathetic look. He walks up to the guy and nods and then delivers a hard kick to the salesman's mid-section as he falls down from the blow. JT Blade looks on laughing as the lights suddenly go out. The crowd cheers the lights going out as Zeroin flickers on as we see this text appear:HE IS COMING
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JT looks up at Zeroin as he sees Diddly Squat on the screen. He looks around as Diddly is no about 15 or 20 feet above him as he stops. The music stops as JT finally looks up slowly. Diddly Squat lets go and lands on JT's shoulders and nails a hurricanranna as the crowd is going nuts as Diddly Squat gets up and opens up the box that was brought into the ring by the salesman. JT Blade is pulling himself up in the corner as Diddly pulls out a Diddly Squat Dictionary that used to be sold at P2PW Arena's. The crowd cheers as he holds it up. Diddly turns around as JT nails a hard shot to Diddly as the crowd boo's. JT grabs the Dictionary and holds it up to strike Diddly, but the salesman nails a low blow on JT. JT drops the book as Diddly nails a dropkick sending JT back into the corner. He hands the book to the salesman and motions for him to do something. Diddly darts to the other side of the ring as the salesman positions the dictionary in front of JT's face.
Diddly yells to the crowd as they cheer. He then darts in and nails a quick, hard flat dropkick to the book, slamming it into JT's face. The audience cheers as JT stumbles out of the corner as Diddly Squat nails a clothesline sending JT flying over the top rope. JT hits the ground as "TNT" begins to play as the audience cheers loudly as JT looks back in the ring in shock as the returning Diddly Squat. Diddly Squat grabs the mic that's in the ring as his music cuts as the crowd cheering is deafeningDiddly Squat: Alright, first things first. Billy . . . Diddly approaches the salesman and hands him some moneyDiddly Squat: You earned it. I told you tricking JT would be a piece of cake. The man holds up the money as the audience cheers. JT looks on, still a bit stunned as Diddly speaksDiddly Squat: Secondly . . . . DAMN! It's good to be back in a P2PW ring! The audience cheers again as Diddly turns to an angered JT as he speaksDiddly Squat: As for you, JT. I'm sure you're asking yourself "Why Me? Why Me, Diddly?". The answer to that, although easily understandable to the simple mind, might be a bit complicated for you to understand. So, allow me to give you the short, simple answer. Because I can, because I wanted to, and because you annoy the living Hell out of me! Diddly turns to the crowdDiddly Squat: Does JT annoy you? The crowd responds with a deafening "Yes!"Diddly Squat: JT thinks you people love him. Do you people even "like" JT? The crowd responds this time with a deafening "NO!"Diddly Squat: Exactly! You see, JT. I've always tried to give the fans what they want, and I've decided that my first priority upon returning would be to give them what they want more than anything else in this world! What they wish for when they go to bed at night! What they lie awake thinking about and wishing for! . . . I'm going to kick your ass . . and TAKE YOUR TITLE! The fans cheer as Diddly smiles and quites them downDiddly Squat: . . . and lets just say that . . . that is my FINAL VERDICT! Diddly slams the mic down as "TNT" hits again as JT looks on in anger as he drapes his Fanatic Belt over his shoulder and looks on in the ring. Diddly Squat looks on with a smile as the crowd begins a "Diddly Squat" chant as Blitz! goes off the air
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 5:59:52 GMT 1
ALADDIN'S RATINGS[/u]
Ben "The Rebel" Jenkins - 3.0 (Just looking at your promo, i was thinking 2.0 or less, but having read it i decided 3. I really think you have a lot of potential. Your dialogue was great for what it was. You had some creative and intelligent things to say. The reason i gave it a 3 is simply because it was very short and you didn't touch on last week's Blitz or your intentions for P2PW. It's not often that I'm impressed with a promo that gets 3, so thank you. I really think you could be good, so keep at it.)
Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill - 0.0 (It's sad that you're no longer around. Hopefully, if you return you can come to TNT.)
Ecos - 4.4 (Really good promo, man. You covered a lot of things in this and really developed your character well. This was miles better than last week. You really demeaned Canada and their legends well, and in doing so put down Chilly. My only big problem was you saying "Bret Fart"; i just think that's really quite lame and childish. I mean, your character is a wrestler and all but he can still have a bit of class, especially your character. Class isn't the right word, but hopefully you know what i mean. The ending was excellent.)
Chilly Willy - 4.5 (Apart from quite a few English mistake, which i had to mark you down for, this was really good. You are a worthy contender for the IN Title, and i hope you win it. Just like Reaper last week, you pretty much stepped all over Ecos and made him look stupid. You capitalized on some silly things he said, which i love that you did. The last paragraph was really good, because i felt that what you were saying was truthful. You are stepping out of the shadows and becoming a superstar in your own right.)
Simz - 4.6 (This was very well written and for what it was, it was great. Only problem was that it wasn't groundbreaking. It wasn't something that really stood out, but like i said it was very well written. You're really doing a good job of coming off as a tweener. The injury thing gets you sympathy off camera but on camera you're still the same guy, so you did that well. Good job.)
Spackle - 4.6 ('twas good but not your best. It was funny as always, but why would you pretend you were straight? Kidding. You talk shit about people like no other, so good job.)
J-MAN'S RATINGS[/u]
Ben "The Rebel Jenkins (1.5) - Ben I have to say I think you knew you were going to win this match but I have to say that the promo was very poor, I've seen some good stuff out of you at other feds. So hopefully this was just because you were going against someone inactive.
Bishop Deacon Dollar Bill (0.0) - We'll miss ya.
Ecos (4.3) - Solid promo, I really like your promo's to be honest and how you take the direction of your character. You always run down the opponents nicely. I believe you can be a solid heel in this fed, but you seem to need a bigger challenge here. I think you and Chilly are on par with each other and should go up together against Reaper.
Chilly Willy (4.3) - Another good promo out of you Chilly. You're scratching at getting another title, hopefully if you come out with a match against Reaper, you take the time to produce a promo to take him out. I like how you ran down Ecos at the end and it just made for a good solid promo. Keep up the good work.
Simz (4.7) - AWESOME PROMO! One of your best Simz, you kept it intense and made sure you got your point across. I love the part where your screaming at the fact you're the underdog. Just a tremendous promo and you're bringing your A-game right now with an upcoming title shot, if you take the time. You could shock the world and beat Scream & NIN.
Spackle (4.5) - I liked your promo but it's definately not one of your better ones. It was funny with the interaction between you and the woman. To me though it seem like Simz wasn't a threat to you in the promo which is ok, but at the same time Simz has made notice to everyone. I just felt he put out a better promo this time around.
STARE'S RATINGS[/u]
Ben Jenkins --- 2.5 (I know you are capable of more than this, but I also know you knew your opponent was a no-show. Still, it was your debut match, and you should've tried to set the tone for your character better than this) Bishop Pastor Deacon Dollar Bill - 0
Ecos --- 4.3 (I liked it, but I've seen better from you. I usually enjoy your creative twist on things, but Bret FART was just kind've . . . lame. Either way, it was still good despite that) "The Canadian Icon" Chilly Willy --- 4.4 (You really need to proofread these things. Despite that, vey nice work. You're definetly going to have to check over things before putting one out against Reaper. Good luck)
Simz - 4.8 (Damn. Nice job on the promo. Very well done, and definetly one of your best yet. Great work) Spackle - 4.6 (Nice promo. It was funny as usual, and you ran down Simz well. But, I felt it was lacking the essential Spackle-ness that usually comes with your promos. Still, good work)
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Sept 25, 2006 8:11:02 GMT 1
Someone is going to die now.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 25, 2006 17:22:39 GMT 1
SoundScream and Cactus hmmmmmmm
Stare and cactus at the PPV Double hmmmmmmmm
good show
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 25, 2006 17:32:42 GMT 1
Simz beat Spackle? This show sucks.
*changes channel*
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Post by Simz on Sept 25, 2006 17:45:46 GMT 1
Yeah, and I didn't have to screw people over to do it!
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Post by Cactus on Sept 25, 2006 18:00:32 GMT 1
Oh yeah, I forgot, welcome back Diddly
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 25, 2006 18:04:10 GMT 1
Indeed a surprise.
Interesting to see how things go from here.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 25, 2006 20:13:04 GMT 1
Diddly Squat? What's a Diddly Squat?
Anyway, grand show. NIN and The Most Popular Wrestler In P2PW...I like that!
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Sept 25, 2006 20:23:19 GMT 1
Good show, and it actually made me feel sympathetic for NIN Horror. That's an achievement.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 25, 2006 20:25:13 GMT 1
Ha ha, that's good Mr. Morality Enforcement Officer.
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Post by Aladdin on Sept 25, 2006 21:01:26 GMT 1
Unlucky, NIN.
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Post by Aladdin on Sept 25, 2006 23:32:31 GMT 1
Oh yeah, and good show, Stare. ;D I really liked the Ecos/Chilly match. But you should know that triple threat matches are already No DQ.
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Post by Stare on Sept 25, 2006 23:45:20 GMT 1
Really? I actually didnt know that.
*writes that down*
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Post by diddlysquat on Sept 26, 2006 0:15:27 GMT 1
Yes, it was I who was coming. It was me, under the disguise of Guy Montage, a famous literary figure, who warned you. IT WAS ME, JT. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
P2PW, prepare to be educated once more!
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 26, 2006 15:36:41 GMT 1
We don't know you.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 26, 2006 17:34:10 GMT 1
Yes, it was I who was coming. It was me, under the disguise of Guy Montage, a famous literary figure, who warned you. IT WAS ME, JT. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG! P2PW, prepare to be educated once more! Excuse me for using your phrase right quick, E2. ...the fuck is Diddly Squat?!
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Post by Scream on Sept 26, 2006 17:59:38 GMT 1
Wasn't Guy Montage a fireman? But he didn't stop houses from burning down. He started them.
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 26, 2006 19:29:33 GMT 1
That was Bill.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 26, 2006 20:13:36 GMT 1
Ha, screw the Fire Marshall...
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Post by diddlysquat on Sept 27, 2006 0:13:14 GMT 1
We don't know you. Damn straight. But you WILL know my form of edutainment I'm about to unleash on Blitz. Last time I was here I was all about educating the people. That obviously didn't work out, so I'm altering my style. People still need to be educated, but they want to be entertained. Enter edutainment! Wasn't Guy Montage a fireman? But he didn't stop houses from burning down. He started them. He burned books. You read the CliffNotes, didn't you?
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