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Post by Aladdin on Jan 19, 2005 23:29:21 GMT 1
*LK walks out of a gay bar and walks to a strip club. He goes to the bouncer and asks him why anyone would wanna see a naked woman. The bouncer smacks LK around the face and throw him through a convenient store window. Al walks out of the strip club to see LK half dead. Al goes upto LK and steals his title belt. Al smacks LK with the belt and tuffs him into a black plastic bag. Al goes to a sewer and ties up the bag real tight. He throws the bag, with LK in it, into the sewer and heads back to the strip joint. Al exchanges the title belt with JLO, who happens to be doing a one night stripper thing, in exchange for a night with her. Al wakes up the next morning with JLO lying next to him*
Champ = JLO
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Post by LK on Jan 20, 2005 2:04:31 GMT 1
LK quickly rips open the black plastic bag and swims to the surface. He gets to the top and finds out that he's just in Aladdins bath tub. LK walks through the bathroom door and sees Aladdin with JLO, I yell, and that wakes JLO. She finally finds out who it actually is, because she's not drunk, and runs out of bed. She hugs me and wishes for me do kill that man she had "sex" with. So LK walks over to Aladdin and picks him up. JLO starts screaming at Aladdin because she finds out Aladdin has no penis. So I throw him because I don't want to touch him and he hits a wall and breaks his neck. JLO then asks LK if she can trade the title for a night in bed with LK, so he says sure. In the morning, LK is beside JLO snuged under the blankets.
New Champ: Little Kokirin
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 20, 2005 12:50:17 GMT 1
*LK wakes up from his dream and swims to the side. He looks down to see that he was actually dreaming of himself as he in reality has no penis. LK climbs out of the sewer and walks down the street. Everyone is disgusted by LK's smell. LK is sent to Guantanamo Bay for be so stinky. Al goes and visits LK and LK tells him about his dream. Al tells him stop dreaming about him. LK then begs Al to get him a girl. So Al sends him someone. It turns out that, that somebody was actually Fat Joe. LK pretends to be diappointed but once Al goes, LK is extatic. Next morning, LK wakes up with Fat Joe on his dick. *
Champ = Al
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Post by LK on Jan 21, 2005 3:23:28 GMT 1
Aladdin then wakes up from getting slamed on his head. LK walks over to him with JLO. LK puts out his hand and lifts up Aladdin. Aladdin then dissapears into his lamp. LK says what the fuck?
Was actual champ: LK
Still champ: LK!
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Post by Scream on Jan 21, 2005 3:33:32 GMT 1
Gives LK a glass of milk and a donut. Both high five and then LK drops in his pants, lactose intolerant.
New Champ= Soundscream
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Post by LK on Jan 21, 2005 3:37:02 GMT 1
LK wakes up and his muscles start growing massively. LK sceams and punches soundscream really hard. Soundscream goes flying and dissapears. LK starts to walk away and sees the title lying on the ground. LK takes and walks away.
Champ= LK! Little Kokirin!
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Post by Scream on Jan 21, 2005 4:44:24 GMT 1
Soundscream injects himself with clone syrum. 5 soundscreams beat the living hell out of LK. New champ= Soundscreams
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Post by Hercules on Jan 21, 2005 5:20:22 GMT 1
Hercules uses old Jedi mind trick and all 5 Soundscreams start to maim each other, Hercules grabs the belt and walks off as the last Soundscream pulls his yanker off and runs offa cliff.
New champ = Hercules!!!!!!
BITCHES!!!!!
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 21, 2005 12:04:34 GMT 1
Hugs and Congratulates Herc for being champ. Buys some donuts and Eat them in forint of the tv with Herc
Still champ = Herc
JLO then walks in and tells us that LK drugged her all this time and that LK is really an extremely ugly woman with facial hair.
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Post by Simz on Jan 21, 2005 21:33:39 GMT 1
Goes in and shaves LK when she is lying on the ground passed out. Goes in an puts LK hair on Al's and herc's donuts they both pass out and Simz goes to sleep.
Champ= *snore*
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Post by LK on Jan 21, 2005 22:55:45 GMT 1
SIMZ and Aladdin wake up, and I stab them both in the head and they die. I wrap them up in body bads, and go to outer space. I eject them from my spaceship and return to earth. Then, while Herc is still sleeping, I take the title from him.
Easy as pie...
Champ: LK!
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Post by Simz on Jan 21, 2005 23:19:28 GMT 1
eats LK's pie uuummmmmm!
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Post by Hercules on Jan 22, 2005 3:09:59 GMT 1
Herc wakes up, steals a rocket from NASA, goes to space picks up Aladdin & SIMZ, fly down to Louisiana where a witch doctor ressurects Al & SIMZ. Go down to San Francisco where we find LK marching in the Gay Day Parade, tell the other participants that LK ain't really gay. Then the gay community procedes to beat the hell outta LK for infiltrating their parade. Herc picks up the belt & The Bloodpack flies to Las Vegas & gets drunk. In a drunken stupor, Herc lets SIMZ have the belt. SIMZ sells the belt to a pawn shop owner cause SIMZ thinks the belt takes attention away from his beautiful face.
New Champ = The "Fuck That, Pay Me Pawn Shop" owner
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Post by LK on Jan 22, 2005 4:54:37 GMT 1
I finnally escape from the crowd with cuts and bruises and run. I finnally get away, and I'm in front of the "fuck that, pay me" pawn shop. I grab my shotgun from my back pocket and blow the hell out of the owner. I grab the title and walk away.
Champ= LK!
YEAH!
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Post by Scream on Jan 22, 2005 18:58:34 GMT 1
Drive down the street and run over LK, leave the car in park on his twitching body. New champ The Notorious Soundscream.
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Post by LK on Jan 22, 2005 21:08:49 GMT 1
Pushes the car off. Gets up and runs after Soundscream. Catches up to Soundscream and tackles him down. I'm about to punch Soundscream, but he says, 'Stop please, I'll give the title for nothing." Sooo, I take it.... And punch him in the face.
Champ: Little Kokirin.
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Post by Scream on Jan 22, 2005 21:13:51 GMT 1
LK wakes up from his dilusional dream still under car. Still champ= Soundscream
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 22, 2005 23:14:21 GMT 1
Al eats donuts and laughs at LK under the car. Al gets a chainsaw and cuts his head from his body. LK is officially dead and can never be brought back to life. He has no spirit or soul coz he has no soul and therefore can never reappear again. Sounds pinches Al to make sure he isnt dreaming and he isnt.
Still champ = Sound
Still Dead = LK (permanently)
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Post by Simz on Jan 22, 2005 23:32:16 GMT 1
LK is dead .
*keeps on laughing*
Champ=Soundscream
can you here him.
get it.
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 22, 2005 23:33:38 GMT 1
Al shares donts with Herc, Simz, Vegeta and Sound, while laughing at LK's dead body.
still champ = Sound
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Post by Simz on Jan 22, 2005 23:50:20 GMT 1
*Is Still laughing *
and eating dounuts.
Anyone want Pizza ?
champ=soundscream
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 22, 2005 23:53:34 GMT 1
i would love a pizza, but would prefer Natalie Portman. Think you could hook me up?
Still champ = Sound
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Post by Simz on Jan 22, 2005 23:59:05 GMT 1
No, they only do Jordan Pie.
champ- sound
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Post by Aladdin on Jan 23, 2005 0:25:13 GMT 1
Jordan's good for a one night stand. But sure bring it along for me then.
*gives soundscream a donut*
Still champ = Sound
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Post by Scream on Jan 26, 2005 1:20:46 GMT 1
Longest to hold Deathmatch Championship [shadow=red,left,300]SOUNDSCREAM[/shadow]
NOW WHERE IS MY DEATHMATCH BELT SIG
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