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Post by Gormy on Feb 9, 2005 23:47:46 GMT 1
Clips LK round the ear and sends him to bed with no supper....As he goes up the stairs like the good lad he is, GORMY MUPPET and MINI GORMY (yep, I'm still gonna use her) take the belt and pronounce themselves Champ!!!!!!
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Post by LK on Feb 10, 2005 3:31:31 GMT 1
Jumps out of my window and chases down Mumma Bear. See stops, but I can't do anything to a women, so I just take it and go get my supper. Champ: Moi  |
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Post by Darth Peccatus on Feb 10, 2005 9:31:02 GMT 1
Leaps out from the inside of LK's cup of coffee, spitting espresso and sporting severe burns. LK stares. DS pauses, before nailing LK in the face with the cup, stealing the belt and running out of the house (I presume LK was having his supper in a house...) and leaps into his X-Wing, before flying away into the wide blue yonder.
Champ: The Jedi Jerkoff, De'Si Nidea!
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Post by LK on Feb 10, 2005 21:51:13 GMT 1
Damn you De'Si Nidea! *shacks fist*
Champion: De'Si Nidea
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Post by Hercules on Feb 10, 2005 21:55:08 GMT 1
As DS flies off with the belt, Herc inside of a prototype mini version of the DeathStar, blows up the X-Wing. DS bails out with a parachute and is capture by Herc's midget mini-troopers. DS is beaten by the mini-troopers then sold to a small, talking chunk of turd called mini Jabba. DS is then frozen in a cryogenic, hyperbaric chamber and the belt is released to Herc as a reward.
New Champ = Hercules
IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!!
HERCULES!!!
HERCULES!!!
HERCULES!!!
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Post by LK on Feb 10, 2005 22:02:56 GMT 1
Kicks Herc in the nuts and runs off with the title.
Champ.......... Well, technically Herc, but..............
NEW CHAMP: ME!!
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Post by Scream on Feb 10, 2005 22:30:46 GMT 1
Gives LK a high five then kicks him the nuts followed by a beat down with SS's belt. New champ= Soundscream
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Post by Gormy on Feb 11, 2005 0:16:12 GMT 1
Jumps out of my window and chases down Mumma Bear. See stops, but I can't do anything to a women, so I just take it and go get my supper Whoa boys....just look up there ^ I am still the champ...I dont know what you are all fighting for but... *looks across shoulder, breathes sigh of relief* I am still champ! |
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Post by Scream on Feb 11, 2005 2:52:05 GMT 1
pokes mumma bear in the eye and pins her. New champ = me!
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Post by Hercules on Feb 11, 2005 4:06:35 GMT 1
Herc Buys SS a cold one for beating a woman without causing her serious bodily damage, good shit.
Still champ = SS
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Post by LK on Feb 12, 2005 1:44:14 GMT 1
Gorm, I meant I took the title and left for supper, but whatever.
Finds Soundscream finally while still holding me nuts. I go yo kick him in the nuts, but he dodges and returns with a judo chop. I'm down, and he walks away. I look on the floor beside me, and I see the title lying there, so I go to pick it up, but something pulls it away from me. It keeps happening until I drag myself all the way to a Mafia house. They stomp me to hell.
New Champs- The Mafia
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Post by Cactus on Feb 12, 2005 16:20:15 GMT 1
errm no still champ SS till I give him a "little prick  " 1.2.3 new champ Cactus |
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Post by LK on Feb 12, 2005 17:05:19 GMT 1
Kicks Cactus in the face but he just absorbs the blow. Then he grabs one of my legs and twrills me around but I land on me feet. He then goes for a punch, but I duck under and punch him is the face. He flips into a sewer and we never see him again. New champion of the world!: LK |
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Post by Hercules on Feb 12, 2005 18:56:50 GMT 1
As LK celebrates his victory Herc grabs the sewer cover as slams it into LK's head rendering him unconcious. 1...2...3
New champ = Hercules
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Post by Aladdin on Feb 12, 2005 23:23:18 GMT 1
Throws LK through a window. Celebrates with Herc and Simz.
Champ = Herc
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Post by LK on Feb 13, 2005 2:11:38 GMT 1
Picks up a shard of glass and throws it at Herc. Herc falls down and starts to cry. Throws another shard at Aladdin, but it misses and hits some guy walking down the street. I grab the title and run. Champ of the world: Me |
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Post by Hercules on Feb 13, 2005 16:00:16 GMT 1
Herc chases LK & catches him. Herc takes his belt off & gives LK a whoopin' for stealing. Lk cries like a 3 month old child. Herc makes LK apologize & return the belt, afterward Herc grounds LK & makes him sit in the corner for the next three days.
Still champ= me baby, ME!!!
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Post by Cactus on Feb 13, 2005 16:17:04 GMT 1
gets out of sewer
smells of shit
goes home for a shower
still champ = someone , I dunno ?
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Post by LK on Feb 13, 2005 16:28:34 GMT 1
Herc comes to tell me that I can come out of the corner now, but I turn around fast and hit him in the head with a baseball bat. 1..2..3. I win.
Champ- Me
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Post by Hercules on Feb 13, 2005 20:42:30 GMT 1
As LK turns around he is hit in the balls by a baseball thrown by SIMZ. As LK crumbles to the ground SIMZ pins him & puts him back in the corner.
New champ = SIMZ!!!
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Post by LK on Feb 13, 2005 21:51:35 GMT 1
I ask SIMZ if I can shit in his mouth, so he says yes, definatly. So I do. He likes it so much he lets me have the title. He then chokes on the shit and falls to the ground. Champion: Me  |
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Post by Hercules on Feb 15, 2005 22:54:23 GMT 1
That was nasty man, nasty.
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Post by Scream on Feb 15, 2005 22:56:11 GMT 1
You can have the belt you dirty little whore. The Deathmatch Championship was been soiled upon.
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Post by LK on Feb 16, 2005 0:21:55 GMT 1
Yes, my ingenious plan worked! Suckers! CHAMPION!: Of course, moi! |
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Post by Simz on Feb 16, 2005 17:48:33 GMT 1
* throws up on Lil' Kork* You are a sick little bastard, and I'm not being funny. Shit head. Champion: Shithead Ha !!! ;D ;D ;D you thought that I was realy pissed off. Idots !  |
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