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Post by KillerSundin (Formerly HBK) on Sept 12, 2006 3:43:46 GMT 1
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 12, 2006 15:00:13 GMT 1
Anyway.... 13 year old Anna Claybourne felt used and afraid after Floorstare seduced and robbed her of her virginity.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Sept 12, 2006 19:45:02 GMT 1
Hey, nice ass.
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Post by The Great JT on Sept 13, 2006 3:29:02 GMT 1
Hey, my respect here is starting to show in real-life. I tried to join "Masturbators Anonymous" and they told me "fuck off".
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Post by Stare on Sept 13, 2006 4:40:31 GMT 1
Here's a joke for ya:
Is it just me, or is "The Great JT" a contradiction?
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Post by Keith Williams on Sept 14, 2006 20:29:32 GMT 1
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 15, 2006 16:10:03 GMT 1
As you can see here, Keith Williams' house isn't much to look at from the outside; but good Gawd don't let that fool ya. It gets better once you visit the interior. NASCAR-loving rednecks take great pride in their creative interior design abilities.
The living room is populated with all kinds of splendid decor. Everything from skid-marked underwear on the arm of the "couch" to mice and roaches nibbling on Dorito sprinkles that infest the "carpet". Keith takes great pride in his work.
The bathroom is rather simple. It's not like Soul Reaper's bathroom that is characterized by pink shower curtains and a hamper full of tampons, rather it's cold and isolated. Keith's bathroom reads: "Step up to the bowl, partner--and make it a double!"
And since there is no running water in the Williams household, the tenants there must go outside and bathe and get their drinking water from a river. But there are no health inspectors in Booneville. So drinking, bathing and doing laundry in the same fucking water is just as common and brushing your teeth or taking a post-dinner shit.
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Spaz
Noob
This music ain't your fuckin' industry
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Post by Spaz on Sept 16, 2006 1:33:22 GMT 1
LOL This entire threads a joke, comedy has gone down hill since Benny Hill died.
Props to Stare for the Canada thing, that was amusing.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 16, 2006 15:19:18 GMT 1
Benny Hill is not dead
he just "retired"
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Post by brockandsable on Sept 20, 2006 23:23:42 GMT 1
Spaz are you still selling sofas part time?
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 6, 2006 19:48:50 GMT 1
During moments of mild depression, Micko finds sitting alone at night, buck naked, often makes him feel better.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 8, 2006 19:50:19 GMT 1
After successfully hacking Stare's inbox, I was able to discover his master plan for people of African decent.
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Post by Reaper on Oct 8, 2006 21:45:50 GMT 1
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossing out the other fans.
The leper wanders through the bleachers looking for a seat where his grotesque appearance won't disturb anyone else. Finally he finds an open seat where he might be able to watch the game. He asks the man in the adjoining seat if it would be okay to sit there.
The man answers, "Yeah. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."
The leper sits down and adds, "As you can see, I have leprosy. If it disturbs you, I will move."
"It doesn't bother me. Just shut up, and watch the game."
A while later, during the fourth inning, the man suddenly vomits. Frothy beer, hot dogs, and peanuts are splattered everywhere.
Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."
"It's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."
So the leper sits back down. But during the sixth inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is projectile vomitus. A powerful blast of beer and pretzels shoots out from the man's mouth and nose until is stomach is completely emptied.
Seeing this, the leper gets up and says, "Thank you for allowing me to sit next to you, but I can see that my appearance has caused you to get sick. I will find another place to sit."
"Really, it's NOT you. Just sit down, shut up, and watch the game."
So the leper sits back down. But during the seventh inning, the man begins to vomit again. This time it is the dry heaves. The leper feels absolutely awful at the sight of this man suffering. And once again, the leper offers to leave.
But the man insists, "Really, it's NOT you."
So the leper asks, "Well if it's not me that is making you so sick, then what is it?"
"It's that guy behind you. He keeps dipping his nachos in your back."
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 10, 2006 15:08:35 GMT 1
^This is what living in "Fresno" will do to a fella.
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Post by stocko on Oct 10, 2006 15:31:12 GMT 1
During moments of mild depression, Micko finds sitting alone at night, buck naked, often makes him feel better. i sent you that pic after many a pm asking for something for ya wank tank and this is how you decide to use it, well you wont be getting anymore pix of me
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 10, 2006 15:48:28 GMT 1
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn*
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Post by stocko on Oct 11, 2006 11:40:14 GMT 1
wake up, there is crack to sell!
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Post by Cactus on Oct 11, 2006 16:32:19 GMT 1
I liked Reaper's Joke ;D
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 12, 2006 21:35:54 GMT 1
Stare and Soundscream have their priorities mixed up.
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Post by Aladdin on Nov 12, 2006 21:38:35 GMT 1
See, i got your back, E2.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 12, 2006 22:09:00 GMT 1
Reaper got too much sun this morning.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 13, 2006 0:03:40 GMT 1
that dude is in a lacoste sleeping bag
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Post by The Great JT on Nov 13, 2006 1:37:47 GMT 1
And his sleeping bag is made of mylar.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 14, 2006 11:54:28 GMT 1
shut up
Funny thing is using the words GREAT and JT in a sentence, that keeps me laughing for a good long while
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 15, 2006 0:40:43 GMT 1
It's like using the name Stare and the word qu--, uh, the word homo.
Wait.......
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