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Post by brockandsable on Nov 2, 2006 16:11:09 GMT 1
Okay, redneck. Recently I've seen the lighter side of Keith Williams and you are communicating more these days. I read what you said in "THE OTHER ANNOUNCEMENT THREAD" and I appreciate it, hick. Now my question is: why have you suddenly got E2's back after all the hateful things I said about you?
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 2, 2006 16:33:36 GMT 1
Well sometimes boards need a shock in a manner of speaking to get going again. And perhaps E2 being put in charge of TNT or Blitz might be what the board needs to get going again. Plus you are here every damn day and posting something, so why not have you post a whole show? That might fire people up, knowing that shows are coming at a more rapid pace then they have been previously
Edit: Plus it would give you a outlet. Perhaps you been the way you are cause you have been bored on these boards. By giving you a show to write, perhaps it would make you a "model" board member. Writing the shows will give you a outlet to get stuff out. Feel like hitting someone, write about Aladdin punching Reece, in a funny mood-write a One on One..
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 2, 2006 16:50:11 GMT 1
You're a very observant young man, Keith. I'd rather write shows that actually contribute to our storylines than write "long winded" threads about Fresno, California and the different types of roadkill JT likes to whip up for supper. Don't get it twisted; I love the controversy, but that energy would probably be of better use on TNT. Thanks, hick.
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 2, 2006 17:57:32 GMT 1
Well figured I put this in here since you seem to read this thread E2. Just for this one time, I will give you FREE!!(what black man can pass up anything free?) advice concerning your fantasy football team. This week you are to go up against Scream. Here is how your team looks:
D. McNabb - bye
L. Fitzgerald - bye
H. Ward - Den
C. Chambers - Chi
S. Alexander - out
L. Jordan -questionable-Seattle
J. Shockley -Hou
Kicker:
J- Feeley - Hou
Def:
Pittsburg - Den
Estimated points for the week: 40
Judging from your current roster, you have your quarterback and one wide receiver off this week, and your star running back is out once again this week. You need to pick up another quarterback to plug in for McNabb, take Plaxico off the bench and put Fitzgerald on the bench, since the giants are playing Houston this week, and put Julius Jone in place of Shawn Alexander since Alexander has no chance of playing this week. That should make things more competitive against Scream. And maybe while you are at it, bench Jordan and put in either J. Lewis or C. Dillon.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 2, 2006 19:17:23 GMT 1
Oh yeah, the Fantasy Football league. I haven't looked at that for weeks now.
Thanks for the advice, Keith. I'll check it out later.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 2, 2006 22:46:09 GMT 1
Okay, redneck I made some changes to the Killing Machines rosters.
Care to give it a "honkytonk" review?
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 12, 2006 16:30:28 GMT 1
As for question #1, where do you think the term "southern hospitality" came from? And you should consider Virginia "the south". During the War between the states, it was home to the capital of the Confederacy, in Richmond. That is your history lesson for the day. But say "yes ma'am" and open a few doors and she get your "south to rise again" in a manner of speaking Boy, you ain't kidding. I just spent what will probably go down as the best three days of my life visiting a friend at the University of North Carolina. For being such a top notch and "respected" school, niggas could fucking party with the best of them. The whole campus is a fucking sex clinic as it seems like every bitch you meet has swallowed an ecstacy pill and is all horned up. At the Phi Lamba Phi frat house on Friday night there were mobs of bitches on the dance floor asking you to "come here" with their eyes, yet all these white boys just nervously stood on the wall and watched while the Ricans and the Brothas took over. Then there was my first experiment with moonshine. Moonshine is like liquid coke, no joke. That shit will twist your brain and make you the happiest motherfucker on the planet. Shit that would otherwise annoy you, you simply just laugh it off. Then you poke fun at how the white boys just stand on the wall when the bitches are dancing and you realize that southern white boys are extremely shy and gay. I thought that maybe they couldn't dance and were afraid of looking stupid, but this one wetback put two cups of moonshine in him and made a fool of himself on the dance floor and still managed to get laid. What is it with you white boys? You don't dance, you don't talk to the women, you just stand there with the cup in your hand drinking liquor and then you go home to play with yourselves? Lame. Must be worse in Kentucky though. Then in the morning, the moonshine has worn off and you get a good look at the two bitches in your bed and quicky hit the showers to "debug" yourself, get your clothes, and drive back to Philly as fast as possible.  I love the southern hospitality, however, I do not like the South enough to pack up and relocate there. |
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 12, 2006 18:18:33 GMT 1
Good thing you went to UNC. Would had hated to see what would have happen to you if you had gone to Duke.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 12, 2006 19:51:13 GMT 1
Well I would have thought that Duke students would walk around with their noses in the air because their school's name is so prestigious and they hold the upperhand in academics. Not so. Word around Chapel Hill was that the Duke parties are even more insane and saturated with illegal drugs and sexually illicit behavior. Low and behold they had a huge blast on Halloween weekend, but I will never know because I missed it. Shit. But it was worth the experience though. I didn't know that moonshine was like coke in that you are not suppose to get caught with it on your person and moreso, it's not advised that you walk around gloating to people that you have it in your possession. That shit will fuck you up. I did an ecstacy pill, several lines , two perkisets and dumped a couple cups of moonshine in me and was good to go for about 48 hours nonstop. The wild shit happens when someone who normally doesn't do drugs lets loose and decides to misbehave. Take "Kathy" for instance. Kathy is otherwise known as a wallflower. Someone who doesn't stand out and who you would otherwise pass by and not look twice at. "Kathy" sees how boldly you put these harmful drugs into your system and decides that she's tired of being the boring book nerd and decides that she wants some. She drinks some shine and does a couple of lines and within a half an hour, you watch with admirable glee as "Kathy" takes her glasses off (actually loses them), lets down her hair and goes from nerdy wallflower to hot dancefloor ho who will eat another girl's cake in front of everyone if you smother it with peace pie and icing. Actually, the garter and teddy beneath "Kathy's" clothing suggests that she only dresses like a wallflower and had the freak show planned all along and the blow, booze and 6'4" Black man were just an excuse to let it all out. What am I saying? What is the point to all this? Drugs are good, mmmmmmmkay.
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 23, 2006 4:03:41 GMT 1
And now next E2 will wow the P2P board with his tales of adventure as a Mall Santa and the college girls that think it be fun to relive the days when they would go and sit on Santa's lap....
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 23, 2006 21:05:12 GMT 1
Nah, actually, a gift for Trent Acid aka Jules Vincent....  |
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 23, 2006 21:12:12 GMT 1
And a gift for Reece.....  |
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Post by juncojunky on Nov 23, 2006 22:39:07 GMT 1
^ HAHA! That's fuckin hilarious... I need your links, All I got is shity porn sites and places to buy Wrestling DVDs (some of them both together)
Speaking of this makes me think of a question for a redneck..
Keith, What's in your FAVORITES Toolbar right now, on your computer?
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Nov 25, 2006 23:31:48 GMT 1
And a gift for Reece..... Jesus Christ, those wascally wabbits! |
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 25, 2006 23:35:33 GMT 1
 Aladdin's pet cat. |
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 26, 2006 0:47:47 GMT 1
^^ And here I thought it was your cat, with a hangover. You know how some people put a ice pack on their head when they have a headache, that is what you cat is doing. Taking a page from your notebook.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 26, 2006 1:08:30 GMT 1
For shame. I've seen you do better, Keith.  |
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 27, 2006 1:09:40 GMT 1
 Sorry I had a off-day yesterday. I'll try to live up to your expectations next time.. 
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Post by Your Morality Enforcer on Nov 27, 2006 1:10:29 GMT 1
I love how Keith's own Redneck Question topic has turned into E2 posting pictures |
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 27, 2006 14:12:57 GMT 1
Didn't you know that all of P2P is E2's personal playground? He is free to move from thread to thread posting whatever picture he wants, never mind if it is relative to the topic or not?
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Post by juncojunky on Nov 28, 2006 3:39:44 GMT 1
As long as they resemble the avitars in some way, I'm fine with that...
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 1, 2006 16:16:26 GMT 1
Speaking of this makes me think of a question for a redneck.. Keith, What's in your FAVORITES Toolbar right now, on your computer?Well right now the following can be found tagged as places I try to hit every day... -Nascar.com -ESPN. com -CNN.com..(hey even rednecks need to keep up with the news) -Lords of Pain.net -P2PWwrestling.proboards25.com..(duh!) -Elite -Yahoo.com so I can keep track of my fantasy football team ;D |
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 1, 2006 17:16:25 GMT 1
-P2PWwrestling.proboards25.com..(duh!) This is MY board, nigga. Reaper may be the admin but I keep this place ticking. I'm E2 bitch!!! |
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Post by juncojunky on Dec 1, 2006 17:28:32 GMT 1
hmm.. No Porn? I mean I no this isn't Micko's computer, but no favorite whack daddy sites? Let's tell the truth now, Keithy boy ;D
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 1, 2006 17:55:58 GMT 1
 There are minors that patrol these here boards. I ain't gonna be contributing to the delinquency of said minors by posting porn sites. Plus I believe its against the rules...
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I love the southern hospitality, however, I do not like the South enough to pack up and relocate there. 
Sorry I had a off-day yesterday. I'll try to live up to your expectations next time.. 
There are minors that patrol these here boards. I ain't gonna be contributing to the delinquency of said minors by posting porn sites. Plus I believe its against the rules...