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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 30, 2006 4:20:30 GMT 1
Lately we have seen the uprising of E2's wrestling joint, the sound-off and other various incarnations of it. Well now folks its time for "ask a redneck". You can pose any question you want and if the question seems worth it, I might answer it. Just fill out the reply box and send away..
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Oct 30, 2006 5:22:53 GMT 1
How much meth have you done? And where do you keep your lab?
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 30, 2006 5:30:01 GMT 1
Well son, being from the south, we don't beleive in meth. So I have to say that I have done none. We here in the southern states beleive in the all might healing power of moonshine. I have drunk my fair share of that. And where the still is, will remain a secret considering don't want the goverment to find out and smash it..
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 30, 2006 15:47:49 GMT 1
I have a couple of questions for ya, ya redneck:
1. Are southern ladies an easy a lay as the women here in the city? (Philadelphia, New York, Virginia Beach) I always heard that southern women were "extra" kind but I never had a chance to investigate the matter. I've only damaged pussy as far south as Virginia but that's not what I really consider the south.
2. Can you inspire JT Blade to create a thread called "Once Upon A Trailer Park Trash"?
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 30, 2006 16:29:08 GMT 1
As for question #1, where do you think the term "southern hospitality" came from? And you should consider Virginia "the south". During the War between the states, it was home to the capital of the Confederacy, in Richmond. That is your history lesson for the day. But say "yes ma'am" and open a few doors and she get your "south to rise again" in a manner of speaking
#2) And if JT did create a thread about life in a trailer park, what would he write about? How he had 2 pink flamingos in the front yard one day and when he woke up the next day there were 4? Or how tornado's seem to love to target his home so he has to keep moving? Or how there was this really bad storm and the next day his home was in the next country?
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Post by Cactus on Oct 30, 2006 16:45:23 GMT 1
is it true that your halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife/sister ?
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 30, 2006 17:25:26 GMT 1
You thinking of Kentucky there. You need to go ask Stare about that. Or perhaps JT. You know with him living in a trailer park, those women ain't beauty pagent contestants.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 30, 2006 18:43:53 GMT 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;D As for question #1, where do you think the term "southern hospitality" came from? And you should consider Virginia "the south". During the War between the states, it was home to the capital of the Confederacy, in Richmond. That is your history lesson for the day. But say "yes ma'am" and open a few doors and she get your "south to rise again" in a manner of speaking ^Since you put it that way, I'm making plans for a little three day weekend road trip to South Carolina. I'll open a few doors, buy her a few drinks, and utter the words "yes ma'am" so I can experience this Southern Hospitality for myself.
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 30, 2006 19:17:31 GMT 1
Perhaps you better pick Georgia. I keep forgetting if JT is from North or South Carolina. If its south, you could wind up picking up his sister. Last thing you wanna do is go back to her trailer park and run into JT.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 30, 2006 22:01:33 GMT 1
You could have just come out and said "I want to be like E2" and saved yourself the trouble, Tex.
You wouldn't have been the first nor would you have been the last.
My biggest fan to date is ChadClasssic with the Honorable Mentions going to Micko.
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Oct 30, 2006 23:46:11 GMT 1
My question:
Do your comrades still burn crosses down there? And if so how many have died in the week in your cross-burning fiasco?
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Post by Keith Williams on Oct 31, 2006 16:04:11 GMT 1
Oh it was horrible. Poor Eli got some of the gas from the cross on his nice clean robe, didn't know that he had, went to light the cross and lets just say now we have to call him Ellie May...
But serious, I haven't heard of a cross burning in these parts in a long time. Thats not to say there hasn't been, just that it hasn't made its way into any of the papers in these parts. You need to head further down south then Maryland to find those things. Perhaps you should seek out JT. I am sure he has some members of his family that still do that kind of thing.
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Post by The Great JT on Oct 31, 2006 23:11:28 GMT 1
Here's a question for you, Keith. From a redneck's perspective, why are you not able to let go of Dale Earnhardt's death? Because frankly, I couldn't give a shit about the guy.
Now see, that gets me out of the "redneck" label. Rednecks love NASCAR. And I hate it like Jesus hates Satan.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 31, 2006 23:14:33 GMT 1
Nobody ever referred to you as a "redneck."
You are the resident "trailer park trash."
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Post by The Great JT on Oct 31, 2006 23:26:44 GMT 1
Same thing, Retard.
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Post by brockandsable on Oct 31, 2006 23:51:21 GMT 1
Nice comeback.
JT Blade = Top Shelf
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Post by The Great JT on Oct 31, 2006 23:58:11 GMT 1
Ok, now I know you're being sarcastic. Don't deny it.
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Post by brockandsable on Nov 1, 2006 0:18:46 GMT 1
College is doing wonders for you.
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Post by The Great JT on Nov 1, 2006 0:39:48 GMT 1
Kiss my glorious platinum ass.
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Post by Cactus on Nov 1, 2006 17:12:34 GMT 1
you a a metal ass, was that from when you were playing under the trailer with your dog skeeter and someone backed the trailer up over your ass ? ?
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Nov 1, 2006 23:37:32 GMT 1
OK Keith....
Being from Maryland, how disappointed have you been with the Orioles since Cal retired?
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 2, 2006 1:40:09 GMT 1
As for JT's question concerning Dale Earnhardt. Its not that we can't get over his death. Its that we acknowledge what a great driver he was. People in all different sports do the same thing. In baseball you have people who go on and on about Ruth, Maris, Mantle. In Football its people like Walter Payton. and Johnny Unitas.
Now for Trents question. I am ready to overthrow the current ownership of the Orioles. All he is concerned about is the money he thinks he is going to lose now that the Nationals are in Washington. I don't believe he really is motivated to put a championship caliber team on the field. Baseball has already agreed that if he is to ever sell the team, If he can't get what MLB believes is the value of the Orioles, they will make up the difference. So there isn't much incentive to make the Orioles a attractive team. Plus he is now raking in the bucks from the new MASN channel.
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Post by Reaper on Nov 2, 2006 1:44:27 GMT 1
Earnhardt was not a GOOD driver, he was a bully driver that got by with his bumping and bullshit. Even a non NASCAR fan could see that, and to be honest, what happened to him when he died could have happened to any of the people that he had also bumped and ran on. So in a way, Karma (if one believes in that) got him.
Thats a nice way of saying he, just like the croc hunter died in a manner that fit the style he was accustomed to.
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Post by Keith Williams on Nov 2, 2006 2:16:53 GMT 1
May 21, 1987. The infamous "Pass in the Grass". Earnhardt was racing against Bill Elliott and Geoffery Bodine for the win at the all star race. There was 10 laps to go when Bill Elliott ram into Earnhardt and sent him into the grass on the frontstretch of the Charlotte Motorspeedway. Any other driver would had ended up wrecking but Earnhardt was able to keep control of the car and was able to maintain the lead. Thats skill. Plus the fact that he won rookie of the year and the following year won the 1st of his record tying 7 championships.
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Post by Reaper on Nov 2, 2006 2:26:45 GMT 1
Doesn't mean shit to me, by infamous you mean to people who actually watch that nonsense. Earnhardt still got what was coming to him and as such took a bad hit and died. He's still nothing more than a "famous" bumper car driver at best. And.. if you think that was "world class driving", I would be laying down some coin saying he got lucky... since theres no skill in an out of control vehicle.
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