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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 4, 2006 16:08:46 GMT 1
GETTYSBURG, Pa. - A woman who admitted smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework was sentenced to three months in prison.
Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, was also ordered Tuesday to spend nine months on house arrest and a year on probation.
Livelsberger pleaded guilty on Sept. 11 to three misdemeanor counts of corruption of minors as well as drug-possession and paraphernalia-possession charges. She admitted that she had been smoking marijuana with her son since he was 11 and often gave him the drug as a reward.
The boy told police that he was required to do his homework as soon as he got home from school, and then was allowed to smoke pot with his mother, according to court documents. The woman also said she smoked marijuana with two of her son's friends, ages 17 and 18.
-Credit: MSNBC.com
Thats a hell of a incentive. Do your homework, get high with mom. This thread is for all the weird, strange, funny news stories that you come across. If a story strikes you as funny or just plain weird, post it here. give everyone on P2P a good laugh..
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Post by Cactus on Dec 4, 2006 16:18:45 GMT 1
oh lord, also how the hell did he pass school if he was a stoner ?
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 4, 2006 18:24:38 GMT 1
Man, they reported this story about three weeks ago on Fox. Damn. I didn't think you southern hickfucks were that slow.  |
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 5, 2006 0:34:33 GMT 1
I'll say this, that's the strangest incentive to do homework. Normally you'd offer money, a free hour in front of the TV, a video game at the end of the month (that's if you did your homework every day for a month), et cetera. But POT?! Wow, that's just...different.
WHERE WAS MY INCENTIVE?!
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Post by Reaper on Dec 5, 2006 0:43:36 GMT 1
They let you live right? Thats good enough.
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Dec 5, 2006 17:45:19 GMT 1
I heard this story about a really fat, crazy lady who lost it one day and smothered one of her kids by sitting on them, then went and bit her other kid's penis off.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 5, 2006 18:46:30 GMT 1
Nice one, porch monkey, bitchcake.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 12, 2006 2:10:05 GMT 1
Now this is when you know that people are wayyyyy to politically correct these days...
WACO, Texas - School administrators gave a 4-year-old student an in-school suspension for inappropriately touching a teacher's aide after the pre-kindergartner hugged the woman.
A letter from La Vega school district administrators to the student's parents said that the boy was involved in "inappropriate physical behavior interpreted as sexual contact and/or sexual harassment" after he hugged the woman and he "rubbed his face in the chest of (the) female employee" on Nov. 10.
DaMarcus Blackwell, the father of the boy who attends La Vega Primary School, said he filed a complaint with the district. He said that his son doesn't understand why he was punished.
"When I got that letter, my world flipped," Blackwell said in a story in Sunday's editions of the Waco Tribune-Herald.
La Vega school district officials said student privacy laws prevented them from commenting.
After Blackwell filed a complaint, a subsequent letter from the district said the offense had been changed to "inappropriate physical contact" and removed references of sexual contact or sexual harassment from the boy's file.
Administrators said the district's student handbook contains no specific guidelines referring to contact between teachers and students but does state that inappropriate physical contact will result in a discipline referral.
The La Vega school district, which has five schools, covers about 30 miles around Waco
--Credit: The associated press and msnbc.com
Now you gonna tell me that a 4 year old boy knows that what he did was considered wrong? I swear is it just me or are people getting stupider and stupider as the days go by? How come the teachers aide isn't getting in trouble for having contact with the student? People are just losing rational thought here.
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 12, 2006 4:03:30 GMT 1
The kid's four. He doesn't know any better.
He probably doesn't even know how to say "vagina" yet.
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Post by Cactus on Dec 12, 2006 9:12:57 GMT 1
A four yr old kid giving his teacher a hug, did the teacher complain ? ?
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 16, 2006 6:25:51 GMT 1
Here's a better question: Was she at least hot? Because if she's hot, it's okay.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 16, 2006 17:17:57 GMT 1
Here's a rather interesting story I found while browsing this morning:
SOMEWHEREVILLE, NC - ASSOCIATED PRESS - In what may be one of the most unusual twist and turn of events, local reporters discovered a religious society of people in the United States that depend on nature rather than technology.
The Southerner's Association Guild, or SAG, is a community of simple people who live in pocketed communities along the southeastern coasts of the United States. The group travel in caravans consisting of 20 to 40 people at any given time.
Like the Omish and the Mormons, the group don't believe in cell phone use, electricity, and public schooling. As a result, their leader, who goes by the alias Keith Williams, was overly excited when he discovered that the cart some of the women and children ride in would move faster if the wheels were round instead of square.
"I just couldn't believe that all these years we bee usin' square wheels," Williams said smiling, his missing front teeth a testimony to the hard life the group lives. "All that hard work pullin' that dang wagon. Sheesh. Who knew? My mind is as slow as cold molasses."
And that's just one example of the simplistic life these people live. The discovery of the wheel had the group over joyed for days on end. They even through a party where everyone sat around an old pond and stared at each other for hours on end.
"Lookee here, see whut I got!" said Cousin JT as he held up a squirrel whose head was flattened by a random motorist. "I found me some supper!"
And that's pretty much the story and it's amazing. It's amazing because in this prosperous country, with all it's big cities and established townships and suburbia, there are still communities of people who are simple, slow, and just that fucking stupid.
Credit: Associated Press
Damn.
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 16, 2006 21:10:57 GMT 1
It's Amish, bitchcakes. And if there was a cult of Amish-Mormans living in the Costal Plains, The Great JT would've heard of it.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 17, 2006 21:15:13 GMT 1
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 18, 2006 1:53:58 GMT 1
HAHAHA Those damn square wheels. Once you read the following story, perhaps you can understand why NIN is the way he is...
AUSTIN, Texas - The blind would be able to go hunting if a Texas bill becomes law.
The bill would allow legally blind hunters to use a laser sight, or lighted pointing instrument, which is forbidden for sighted hunters, according to State Rep. Edmund Kuempel, who introduced it.
"This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that's great," Kuempel said.
Many Texans enjoy the state's reputation for outdoor sports. The state also is where Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a friend in the face while hunting for quail earlier this year.
Blind hunters also would have to have a sighted hunter with them. They could hunt any game sighted people can hunt and otherwise use the same weapons.
The hunter would have to carry proof he or she is legally blind.
Visually impaired people are able to shoot with the aid of a sighted person, Kuempel said.
"I've seen this on TV before, when they're taking target practice," he said. "When they aim the gun the guide tells them, aim two inches higher or two inches lower and you're on the target, and you're off and running."
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which regulates hunting in Texas, currently does not have a definition for what constitutes a legally blind hunter. Kuempel's bill for the 2007 legislative session would give the agency until Jan. 1, 2008, to come up with a definition so the law could be enforced.
Under existing Texas law, the use of laser sights, spotlights and headlights is strictly prohibited
Credit: MSNBC.com
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 18, 2006 2:27:36 GMT 1
Is that why Ninny wears those rediculously oversized shady glasses?
Fuck. No wonder he doesn't return PMs, he can't see the flashy thingy. ;D
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 18, 2006 20:44:49 GMT 1
I thought it was because he was colorblind...
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 19, 2006 0:12:34 GMT 1
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Post by The Great JT on Dec 20, 2006 0:29:05 GMT 1
Yes, baby-raper, we all know what your gorilla of a mother looks like. Your dad must've been one sick sunuvabitch.
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