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Post by brockandsable on Dec 10, 2006 15:39:41 GMT 1
It's much like guess the P2P poster, only it's a description of a day in the life of said poster. I figured you people weren't so stupid that we'd have to use pictures. I figured I could just write a description and you shitheads could figure it out. I know most of you out there aside from JT Blade and K. Williams can read, write and comprehend the English language. So we'll give it a go. It's just for fun, peeps. No harm done.
The sunrises are beautiful this time of the year: I know, because I get to see them. I don't waste my life drinking to oblivion and waking up past noon anymore; those days are long behind me. Instead, I've become a rather responsible adult.
Each morning it's the usual routine: Get out of bed, watch the sunrise, eat some Capn' Crunch breakfast cereal, shower, jerk off, and then head off to work. Of course jerking off in the morning is part of the routine. With all the pictures of supermodels I have laying around my apartment, with all the smutty tapes and DVDs, it's become nearly impossible not to. Vida is the shit.
Then it's off to work. The traffic out here kills the shit out of me. Then again, everyone else from this region feels the same way. Upon clocking in at the job, I greet fellow employees and often have the morning chat with the boss. This job is the bomb diggity. I can't believe some of the people I see walk through here. On TV, the women often look great, but in person, it's just too good to describe. Generally things stay in control, but once in awhile, we get that problem customer and often have to handle his ass.
After work, I usually get a bite to eat, go see one of my girls, and then stop in at the apartment to check the myspace account and other websites that I frequent regularly. According to this last email, the music career is looking promising. But until then......
Who Am I?
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 10, 2006 20:57:30 GMT 1
Trent Acid
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Dec 11, 2006 1:58:12 GMT 1
I think it's me too....
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Post by The Executioner on Dec 11, 2006 2:07:35 GMT 1
stare?
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Post by Cactus on Dec 11, 2006 13:43:32 GMT 1
Trent, he loves Vida, also see celebs at the airport where he works
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 11, 2006 18:36:25 GMT 1
^Bam! Trent Acid it is.
"Life in these parts can get rather slow and depressing at times; afterall, it is the south. So I often delve into science fiction novels, wwe wrestling or video games to ease my mind of the pain. It would be nice to have a girlfriend, but I'm so fucking strange and into my own delusions, that I cannot seem to see eye to eye with anyone. Sometimes I come with some shit from waaaay out of left field and alienate just about everyone. Come on, my country hasn't degenerated to the point where even I am misunderstood. But what's a man to do?
Mama's gettin' kinda old now, and I have to spend the majority of the afternoons helping her out around the house. I mean, what else have I got. I don't have a job, no girlfriend, no social life and even my pet dog hates me. I do like ancient artifax, and someday my collection may be worth something. Until then, wait, what's that? Coming mother!......."
Who Am I?
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Post by Cactus on Dec 11, 2006 18:45:12 GMT 1
Ecos ?
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Post by Spackle on Dec 12, 2006 1:13:19 GMT 1
Reaps
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Post by Reaper on Dec 12, 2006 1:38:08 GMT 1
JT
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Dec 12, 2006 12:56:58 GMT 1
JT
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 12, 2006 15:53:50 GMT 1
^Word up. Ecos posted a pic where the ancient Incan matrimonial headmasks were in the background. I didn't mention anything about "meat" because that would have given it away. Good show, DM. "I consider myself a lady's man. I have posted pics in the "Post A Picture of Yourself Thread" and I think that I am very attractive. I love art, people, places and things. I also consider myself a lady's man. When I am interested in something, I give it my all. I am a totally devoted human being and I am not afraid to show that. I am also what many would call a lady's man.
I have a wonderous imagination and I like to express that in many different art forms. And in my own head, I am what you would call a lady's man. You say "high" and I say "low". You say "right" and I say "left". Different by nature, but in many ways we are the same. And one other thing, I am a lady's man."Who Am I?
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Post by stocko on Dec 12, 2006 21:59:48 GMT 1
thats gotta be E2
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 13, 2006 15:53:26 GMT 1
No, tubby; it's not E2. It's the other lady's man on the board.
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 13, 2006 16:15:03 GMT 1
It's me! ;D
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 13, 2006 16:34:18 GMT 1
Is it Micko? I remember him posting pics of himself with two diffrent women a few months back.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 13, 2006 16:43:54 GMT 1
It's Aladdin. Micko? A lady's man? Too much moonshine, hick. "Hey, man, I'm what some people would call a fucking weirdo. Not like weirdo as in I don't touch red meat; nor like weirdo that I take Internet message boards a bit too serious; but weirdo as in I feel like going postal sometimes in a busy shopping mall. Heh, imagine that! All the parents and small children out shopping for Christmas gifts and BOOM! I storm on to the scene with a loaded AKA-47 and take them all out. Serves 'em right for making fun of me all these years. When I was a kid they use to say that my nose was too big. And then in junior high, they teased me because of my weight problem. So what if I like to eat a little more than the usual snob. So what that I generally pepper up my pork sandwiches with lots of mayo, fried onions and animal lard. Fuck you. It's gummin' me up already."Who Am I?
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 13, 2006 16:51:25 GMT 1
JT Blade.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 13, 2006 17:10:39 GMT 1
Bien que cela puisse avoir travaillé dans ce cas-là, ce n'est pas la réponse juste parce que la personne décrite ne prend pas de flammes Internet que sérieux.
In other words, you're wrong.
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Post by Keith Williams on Dec 13, 2006 17:14:47 GMT 1
Is it Reaper?
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 13, 2006 17:36:50 GMT 1
Soul Reaper go postal in a shopping mall?! He's a video gamer, not a violent one. Except when he slaps StarCrunch around at night.
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Post by Spackle on Dec 14, 2006 23:20:53 GMT 1
OOH! It's me!
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 14, 2006 23:57:30 GMT 1
^Fo shizzle.....
"Now some of the guys like me, and some of them don't. But what the fuck do I care? I am very bad at returning PM's sent to me by other posters. Did you hear that? I AM A MORON WHEN IT COMES TO RETURNING PM's TO OTHER POSTERS. I don't do it intentionally, it's just that sometimes I forget or get caught up with other activities online. Okay, I'll come clean: Sometimes I'm just that fucking stupid. But I can RP with the best of them and so what if I enjoy the occasional meat whistle or five?"
Who Am I?
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Post by Scream on Dec 14, 2006 23:58:37 GMT 1
^Stare
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Post by Reaper on Dec 14, 2006 23:58:52 GMT 1
obviously E2 doesn't really know what the fuck he's talking about. I think going postal in a mall during Christmas time has got to be one of the most lively exercises known to man. Especially trying to catch those little kids... little fuckers can get into all sorts of places, which makes it harder for the medics to clean out their mangled bodies later.
And old people are funny, they just stand there and accept the ensuing carnage.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 15, 2006 0:06:33 GMT 1
No, Stare actually returns PMs. So, no.
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