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Post by Spackle on Dec 16, 2006 20:12:09 GMT 1
Ninny
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 17, 2006 21:14:26 GMT 1
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 18, 2006 0:12:01 GMT 1
_the j-man
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Post by Cactus on Dec 19, 2006 16:27:49 GMT 1
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 26, 2006 16:49:50 GMT 1
Here's a new one for you freaks:
"Oh my God! Oh my God! My brother's been shot! I think it was an Asian gang, or something! I saw one of the culprits and he looked Asian. I actually got a whiff of his skin and it smelled like Asian! And he was speaking another language and it kind of sounded like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh........ASIAN!"
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Post by eCo on Dec 26, 2006 23:03:47 GMT 1
^Bam! Trent Acid it is. "Life in these parts can get rather slow and depressing at times; afterall, it is the south. So I often delve into science fiction novels, wwe wrestling or video games to ease my mind of the pain. It would be nice to have a girlfriend, but I'm so fucking strange and into my own delusions, that I cannot seem to see eye to eye with anyone. Sometimes I come with some shit from waaaay out of left field and alienate just about everyone. Come on, my country hasn't degenerated to the point where even I am misunderstood. But what's a man to do?
Mama's gettin' kinda old now, and I have to spend the majority of the afternoons helping her out around the house. I mean, what else have I got. I don't have a job, no girlfriend, no social life and even my pet dog hates me. I do like ancient artifax, and someday my collection may be worth something. Until then, wait, what's that? Coming mother!......."Who Am I?How on earth am I like that? First off, I live on my own in a house with 2 other people who aren't related to me. Yeah I'm a science fiction fan, but the only video game I play is not even a video game but a PC game, World of Warcraft. As for a life, I go to college, I had a chance to get in a relationship with someone but I refused because she was like a little sister to me. To say that I don't have a social life would be a big thing to say for someone that constantly posts and spams out these forums boards as compared to me who seldomly visits these days, and I do have a social life.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 26, 2006 23:43:34 GMT 1
Okay, okay calm down and relax, Prophet.
And comb your mustache while you're at it.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 26, 2006 23:52:13 GMT 1
It's all for fun and games.
See, what I do is try to figure you out by what you post and what you say about yourself.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 26, 2006 23:55:02 GMT 1
And then I take all the nasty things people post about you and then wrap them into a nice little package. Most people are hard to figure out, save for that dipshit Reaper. For him it would be too easy. It would go a little something like this:
StarCrunch: "Hey, honey. Come in here. I'm hot and all ready to go!"
Reaper: "No thanks, babe. I'm too busy playing video games."
See.
So it's nothing personal, cracker fuck, it's just fun amd games.
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Post by eCo on Dec 27, 2006 0:32:03 GMT 1
I didn't take it personal. I just looked at it as more of an annoyance, because you potrayed me as the kind of guy who would be an overwieght no-life who lives in his mother's basement, and you also potrayed me as the "weirdo" while I am nothing like that in the slightest. Another thing was that I was getting the feeling you were ripping at me under the assumption I would never read it, because I now seldomly visit. Sure you can rip at me, but at least do it in the right way As for my mustache, it grew thicker, and you must be refering to that picture of me in Freeze Dried, which was a drunken picture of me. BTW that quote you made earlier was from The Cable Guy, but I have no idea who you are refering to now.
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 27, 2006 0:52:49 GMT 1
Shave your moustache!
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Post by eCo on Dec 27, 2006 1:19:45 GMT 1
Oh, are you jealous because I look more like a terrorist than you do? You see it doesn't matter what race you are, it is all a matters of the way you think. As E2 said I have a dellusional view of the world, and I'm the type of guy who has no life, so I guess this suits me as a terrorist, right E2? This may delight you Aladdin but my roomate shaved my facial hair 2 weeks ago. She wanted to know what I look like without the goatee and Mustache, so I let her shaved me. However, I'm growing it back
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 27, 2006 1:30:30 GMT 1
I like your friend.
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Post by Spackle on Dec 27, 2006 1:55:49 GMT 1
"Hey, man, I'm what some people would call a fucking weirdo. Not like weirdo as in I don't touch red meat; nor like weirdo that I take Internet message boards a bit too serious; but weirdo as in I feel like going postal sometimes in a busy shopping mall. Heh, imagine that! All the parents and small children out shopping for Christmas gifts and BOOM! I storm on to the scene with a loaded AKA-47 and take them all out. Serves 'em right for making fun of me all these years. When I was a kid they use to say that my nose was too big. And then in junior high, they teased me because of my weight problem. So what if I like to eat a little more than the usual snob. So what that I generally pepper up my pork sandwiches with lots of mayo, fried onions and animal lard. Fuck you. It's gummin' me up already." THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE ME! My nose is small, efficient, and gets women hot & bothered!
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Post by Spackle on Dec 27, 2006 1:59:44 GMT 1
Is that because she was your little sister? Cause that's legal over here, and probably there too. You're good as gravy.
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Post by Scream on Dec 27, 2006 4:24:41 GMT 1
Anyways, back to E2's original post.
I think it's Mr. Belvedere
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 27, 2006 15:24:28 GMT 1
This is great. ;D
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 30, 2006 19:02:25 GMT 1
Anyways, back to E2's original post. I think it's Mr. Belvedere No, it's not Mr. Belvedere Ecos mentioned where the quote was from, but he didn't mention the quoter. so.... "Oh my God! Oh my God! My brother's been shot! I think it was an Asian gang, or something! I saw one of the culprits and he looked Asian. I actually got a whiff of his skin and it smelled like Asian! And he was speaking another language and it kind of sounded like, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh........ASIAN!" ^
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 30, 2006 19:12:40 GMT 1
I'm a lady's man
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 31, 2006 1:07:17 GMT 1
"The Holocaust never happened! You know why? 'Cause I said so! I am better than you, you know why, because I said so. This is mine, I tell ya' mine! What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too! Now, I don't meant to be too critical here, but I just have to take this time to point out the inevitable flaws: E2 - he talks to much. Aladdin - he smells like curry. Reece - Not dependable at all. Micko - a waste of space. Keith Williams - a southern drunkard whose communication skills are next to flat. NIN Horror - well, what can I say, you're just you. Know why? 'Cause I fuckin' said so!"
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Post by Aladdin on Dec 31, 2006 1:28:16 GMT 1
Reaper.
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Post by brockandsable on Dec 31, 2006 18:32:20 GMT 1
All too easy.
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Post by slap on Jan 29, 2007 20:08:35 GMT 1
Hey, nigger pants, check and see if I already signed up here. These threads look familiar.
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Post by slap on Mar 14, 2007 16:34:29 GMT 1
^
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Post by Cactus on Mar 15, 2007 14:06:35 GMT 1
fuck you
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