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[Spackle]

The only good thing about Philly is not having a shortage of melons.

[brockandsable]

...and the abundance of Asian "massage" parlors. ;D

[slap]

spackle said:

FunkyTown is Fort Worth, Fort Worth is Dallas, Dallas is Fort Worth. We're a metroplex. We're THE metroplex. And the women fuck as long as you got a dick and some rims. (Well, the Mexican ones, anyways.) All the white ones think they're from California. They fuck if you got a dick and some money. And one of those queer little shell necklaces. The idea is they all fuck. ALOT. And they all give you diseases. Most of which have four limbs and WON'T EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I was just in Dallas for work, it's a ghetto ass shit hole. Even the tourist area (westend?) is ghetto. I heard Dallas just recently turned into a shit hole due to people from katrina (filthy niggers like Elijah) moving there, is that true?

[brockandsable]

But I'm sure there is more to do in Dallas than in Hickuberryvillage, Wisconsin. Fuck. I'd rather run the streets and party with a bunch of filthy, big-lipped niggers that have to milk a cow every three hours.

[Spackle]

slap said:

spackle said:

FunkyTown is Fort Worth, Fort Worth is Dallas, Dallas is Fort Worth. We're a metroplex. We're THE metroplex. And the women fuck as long as you got a dick and some rims. (Well, the Mexican ones, anyways.) All the white ones think they're from California. They fuck if you got a dick and some money. And one of those queer little shell necklaces. The idea is they all fuck. ALOT. And they all give you diseases. Most of which have four limbs and WON'T EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I was just in Dallas for work, it's a ghetto ass shit hole. Even the tourist area (westend?) is ghetto. I heard Dallas just recently turned into a shit hole due to people from katrina (filthy niggers like Elijah) moving there, is that true?

SO goddamned many. Al' dem talkin' like dey jus cam out da swamp.

Edit: And don't get me started on those huge fucking rotten melon heads of theirs.