Spaz and Stares Excellent Adventure...

[spaz]

the following is unedited and the begining of the "SEARCH FOR ROCKY: THE ADVENTURE"

spaz
stare,

are the only characters, thanks

please ignore tpyo's as the convo happened quite quickley.

in the begining,
ckygeo is played by none other than spaz
with his co-star floorstare being played by floorstare


ckygeo: hey
floorstare: hey guy
ckygeo: guy yourself, this comps reformatted now, so everythings running and i wont leave you!!!
ckygeo: i'll leave the net connect for 6 months, try and do that i will
floorstare: HOORAY!
ckygeo: *jumps around wagging tail*
floorstare: *tosses Montez Snack*
ckygeo: yay! thats two today! i might have to ease up on them or i'll start gaining weight
ckygeo: edit: sorry, its 1:50 am here, 1 a day will keep the doctor away i guess
floorstare: no, they're full of weed, that makes you lose weight, esentially
ckygeo: nice, man, i got the munchies
floorstare: *see's Spaz twitch* Nor more Montez SNacks for you
ckygeo: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i need the fix... what can i do? *continues to twitch*
floorstare: *hands Spaz a cup of coffee*
ckygeo: *throws coffee at stare and dives for his pocket where the montez snack came from*
floorstare: *knees Spaz in the head and shoves coffee down his throat*
ckygeo: *twitches on the ground curled in a ball*
floorstare: *wraps a rops aroudn George, and points and laughs as he rolls down a hill*
ckygeo: *as he rolls away he yells, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk yooooooooououuuuuuuu chcccccchhhhhhrrrriiiissssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!*
floorstare: *pours gasoline on Spaz and looks up at the camera as he lights a match for his big move role line* The Name's Stare, asshole!
floorstare: *throws the match and sets George ablaZE*
ckygeo: spaz begins laughing as the camera pulls away from the television, i cant believe we won an award for our short film
ckygeo: *trophy next to hospital bed*
floorstare: for real *high fives*
ckygeo: *high five*
floorstare: *moves hand as Spaz'sveolocity sends him roling down the red carpet at the awards show*
ckygeo: so whats next? 'road trip: to find rocky'
ckygeo: ha
floorstare: yeah, really
ckygeo: i think we're better off with a boat
floorstare: instead of Rocky? or to use to find Rocky?
ckygeo: to find, i was thinking of driving for our journey, but water is in the road, supposabially
ckygeo: im such a good spellar
floorstare: yeah, I noticed. Hmm, I was thinking we'd need a boat, cause more than likely, he's floating belly down in the water, dead
ckygeo: we also need a big stick to poke him with to check for life too then
floorstare: *looks around* We could use our penises
ckygeo: *shakes head in shame*
you know very well he wants to be awake for that, go the stick first
floorstare: *sighs* Dammit, fine
floorstare: we'll do it your way
floorstare: *puts penis in pants and grabs sticka nd starts up boat*
ckygeo: *looks at stare from the shore*

where are you going with his warm body?
floorstare: *looks at Spaz awkwardly since we havent set out to find Rocky* Who the Hell? Ah, must be the last driver . . .ah well *dumps body in water and sets out with Spaz to find Rocky*
ckygeo: *holding hands and skipping up a malaysian path*
floorstare: *looks on as Spaz and his new found boyfriend skip up path* Weirdos, I'll go find him myself
ckygeo: a loud scream in the distance as stare runs to see. spaz is sitting on the ground jacking off to turtles going for it on the beach
floorstare: *smacks Spaz* What are you doing, we gotta go find Rocky
ckygeo: as spaz lay on the ground from the slap, he continues to watch the turtles going hammer and tong inches from his face, 'hay man, check this shit out!'
floorstare: *walks away*
ckygeo: *runs and catchs up with stare with a white foam on his top lip*
so, rocky is from england way, where are we going to start look for him? im thinking canada
floorstare: We aren't going anywhere until you wipe your mouth off and btrush your fucking teeth. I can smell teh jizz from here
ckygeo: jizz? i milked the turtle dude
floorstare: sure you did
ckygeo: fine *whipes top lip*

so yes, im thinking we go to canada to find rocky
floorstare: Rocky lives in Scotland?
ckygeo: maybe, but he might not want us to find him, so canada is the obvious choise
floorstare: Yes, but we have to find him first to see if he wants to find us
floorstare: and I don't like Canada, cause it has moose, and they scare me
ckygeo: and french canadian...
ok, lets go to scotland then.

------flies to scotland----- 8=====D
ckygeo: *walks into a scotland paddock and begins watching two sheep fucking as stare stands on the road with his hand on hip with the other trying to hitch a ride to glasgow*
floorstare: See ya Whore Hey (That's hwo George is pronounced in Spanish)

the story continues.....

please read black text --->(please continue the story, maybe have a vehicle pass by and give us a lift, thanks)

and the only rule, if your storys not funny dont post it, and dont find rocky, lol.

oh, and discussion about this thread will take place in the 'post whore' thread. try and make this story flow a little better

[Cactus]

^ WTF ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[spaz]

someone cannot read blacktext

but ive decided that the black text sucks, so fuck the story and lets talk about where rocky has gone?

if he is dead, which really would be awful, but for our own humor, lets discuss how he coulh have died.

death by monkeys?