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Post by Cactus on Aug 1, 2004 21:43:32 GMT 1
Please post your favorite putdowns in here
Mine is when people ask me why I smoke I say :
I need the tar to fill the holes in my soul
Over to you guys
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Post by evenflow on Aug 2, 2004 15:16:42 GMT 1
Your as funny as an std
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 3, 2004 3:04:53 GMT 1
That guy/girl has the personality of a thumbtack.
Also, Sharp as Marble... good quality stuff
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Post by Gormy on Aug 3, 2004 9:45:10 GMT 1
You have a face like a bag of spanners
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Post by stocko on Aug 4, 2004 14:34:08 GMT 1
you have a facle like abulldog licking the piss off a nettle
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Post by McKenna on Aug 4, 2004 23:11:00 GMT 1
Born so ugly the doctor slapped himself
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Post by soulreaper on Aug 5, 2004 0:18:20 GMT 1
a classic... Your Mama
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Aug 14, 2004 2:18:00 GMT 1
Your ho is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
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Post by Cactus on Aug 14, 2004 14:21:44 GMT 1
The best bit of you ran down your momma's legs
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 17, 2004 17:29:31 GMT 1
I've seen better legs on a pool table.
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Post by Hellspawn on Aug 17, 2004 17:45:37 GMT 1
Did you get by the ugly branch or have the whole tree fall on you.
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Post by shinnstheory on Aug 17, 2004 20:26:07 GMT 1
Bitch, you're so old, Jesus signed your yearbook.
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Post by McKenna on Aug 18, 2004 10:20:49 GMT 1
When you were born, mirrors threw themselves to the floor
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Post by Gormy on Aug 18, 2004 10:51:06 GMT 1
I prefer short and to the point.
Just fuck off and stop bothering me!
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Post by McKenna on Aug 18, 2004 10:58:13 GMT 1
I'm sorry
You are??
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Post by Cactus on Aug 18, 2004 12:06:38 GMT 1
your so old that when god said let there be light you threw the switch
and the classic. . . .you should have been a blowjob
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Post by stocko on Aug 18, 2004 12:16:32 GMT 1
pipe down and let the grown ups speak
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Post by Steve on Aug 19, 2004 3:50:11 GMT 1
"Hey you, you with the face, the face and the hair, shut the fuck up."
Yeah... you're about as cool as cancer.
Your face looks like somebody tried to put a forestfire out with a screwdriver.
And the popular one at TWH: Newbie Jewfuck
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Post by Cactus on Aug 19, 2004 7:26:33 GMT 1
Whats wrong with being a Jew ?
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Post by Stare on Aug 20, 2004 3:03:46 GMT 1
I love you the way I love Intestinal Flu
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Post by Cactus on Aug 20, 2004 7:57:43 GMT 1
Your about as funny as a leaking arsehole
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Post by Steve on Aug 20, 2004 19:13:08 GMT 1
You're about as useful as an asshole right here *points to elbow*
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Post by frozenfoodmaster on Aug 20, 2004 22:37:27 GMT 1
your so stupid you thought St. Ides was a church.....
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Post by Gormy on Aug 23, 2004 10:49:48 GMT 1
your about as much use as a chocolate teapot or a chocolate fireguard
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Post by stocko on Aug 23, 2004 11:02:35 GMT 1
you're about as much good as a cock flavoured lollipop
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