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Jun 18, 2004 15:25:31 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 18, 2004 15:25:31 GMT 1
Commando = increased chance of getting nads caught in zipper
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Jun 18, 2004 16:15:41 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 18, 2004 16:15:41 GMT 1
that's the price of freedom
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Jun 18, 2004 16:59:22 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 18, 2004 16:59:22 GMT 1
I wouldnt want to feel my nads caught tho I would like to be a bloke so I could either: 1. Understand the offside rule or failing that 2. Cast opinions on the offside rule without other men looking at me in a pitying way and saying 'there, there darling, why dont you fetch me a beer instead of making an arse of yourself'
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Jun 19, 2004 9:10:23 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 19, 2004 9:10:23 GMT 1
Well if you wanna do option 2 for me, any time you want, feel free
mines a Stella
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Jun 19, 2004 10:36:07 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 19, 2004 10:36:07 GMT 1
Nah, its your turn for the bar...mines a pint of strongbow!
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Jun 19, 2004 11:57:32 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 19, 2004 11:57:32 GMT 1
Oh okay then
talking of which, you wanna get some for tonight
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Jun 19, 2004 16:21:02 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 19, 2004 16:21:02 GMT 1
i don't know what was said last but seeing as the topic title is "sex" i shudder to think!
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Jun 19, 2004 16:45:26 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 19, 2004 16:45:26 GMT 1
I think i was talking about beer
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Jun 19, 2004 16:52:01 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 19, 2004 16:52:01 GMT 1
of course you were, ant, of course you were.
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Jun 20, 2004 8:44:43 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 20, 2004 8:44:43 GMT 1
I backread
smite me
and yeah i asked for a stella
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Jun 20, 2004 11:31:39 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 20, 2004 11:31:39 GMT 1
I backread, cos it intruiged me. It was Strongbow cider.
If I was a boy, I would love to have a hairy chest, just so I could run my fingers through it
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Jun 20, 2004 11:45:35 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 20, 2004 11:45:35 GMT 1
i'll let you borrow mine babe
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Jun 20, 2004 11:46:35 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 20, 2004 11:46:35 GMT 1
I know, but if I had my own, then it would be there 24/7 not just when your around
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Jun 20, 2004 11:58:02 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 20, 2004 11:58:02 GMT 1
tell you what, if i ever shave my chest, ill glue it to one of those foam six pack ones and you can wear it whenever you feel the need to act like a man
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Jun 20, 2004 12:40:19 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 20, 2004 12:40:19 GMT 1
sounds fair. and disturbing.
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Jun 20, 2004 13:11:40 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 20, 2004 13:11:40 GMT 1
i thought so myself
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Jun 21, 2004 9:26:24 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 21, 2004 9:26:24 GMT 1
the most disturbing bit is that UKG will probably enjoy it!
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Jun 21, 2004 11:06:02 GMT 1
Post by stocko on Jun 21, 2004 11:06:02 GMT 1
ukg will make grompy wear it when they are getting freaky! haha
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Jun 21, 2004 13:25:23 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 21, 2004 13:25:23 GMT 1
Nah, we would get all our chest hair stuck together like velcro
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Jun 21, 2004 16:26:04 GMT 1
Post by stocko on Jun 21, 2004 16:26:04 GMT 1
now that would be funny!
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Jun 21, 2004 16:39:27 GMT 1
Post by Cactus on Jun 21, 2004 16:39:27 GMT 1
Yet quite a disturbing image,
If I was a woman for a day i would do a sharon stone on the hour every hour in work
Bang! Bang!
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Jun 21, 2004 19:41:36 GMT 1
Post by -JeNiFeR- on Jun 21, 2004 19:41:36 GMT 1
well lest see.. if i was a guy for a day.. i would..
1. masturbate and play with my balls- i am so courious to see why it feels soo good.
2. get kicked in the balls- i want to experience that three seconds of non pain status that reaper talks about.
3. shave my head and my nose hairs
4. get head, have sex, threesome... shit just make a porno!
5. sexualy haras a beautiful woman
6. pee standing up..
im sure there will be more .. so look for updates! oh and thoes are not in order.. sex would probly be first.
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Jun 22, 2004 8:40:54 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 22, 2004 8:40:54 GMT 1
The kick in the balls is a bad one, i wouldnt wish that on anybody
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Jun 22, 2004 9:31:56 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 22, 2004 9:31:56 GMT 1
I would look forward to being a girl again, cos we are the best!
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Jun 22, 2004 10:29:27 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 22, 2004 10:29:27 GMT 1
Id miss my dick far too much
I mean, hands down pants every 10 seconds, pee where i want,
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