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Jun 12, 2004 4:47:23 GMT 1
Post by spaz on Jun 12, 2004 4:47:23 GMT 1
since everyones x-sited to see me, i'll make a thread
if you were the opposite sex for 1 day, explain what you would do for that day
besides masterbating for 23 hours and easing up due to cramp, what would you get up to?
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Jun 12, 2004 7:48:27 GMT 1
Post by ShaneMontez on Jun 12, 2004 7:48:27 GMT 1
I would become a lesbo...and go pick up hot chicks.
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Jun 12, 2004 11:10:02 GMT 1
Post by ZZZnuggles on Jun 12, 2004 11:10:02 GMT 1
If I were a girl for a day I would start my day with a nice, long shower. Afterwards, I would find my sexiest clothing and wear it.
Then I would spend the rest of the day going to girl's bathrooms in hopes of learning if there really is a couch there.
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Jun 12, 2004 13:09:02 GMT 1
Post by Reaper on Jun 12, 2004 13:09:02 GMT 1
Just like Shane said. Sleep with hot women, while being a woman; what more can a man ask for!
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Jun 12, 2004 13:15:23 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 12, 2004 13:15:23 GMT 1
I'd have to find out.............
na id stay in bed all day and play with myself
pretty much what i do now as a man on my days off
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Jun 12, 2004 17:37:19 GMT 1
Post by Reaper on Jun 12, 2004 17:37:19 GMT 1
So, basically, you wouldn't do anything different from what you do now?
Fair 'nuff!
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Jun 12, 2004 23:15:21 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 12, 2004 23:15:21 GMT 1
If I was a man for a day I would do the following, but not in any particular order:
1. I would play with my balls, just to see if they relieve stress like I am led to believe.
2. Would pee....lots! Its got to be fun aiming every time you go
3. Go for a pint, all on my own without being chatted up.
4. Pick my nose in public, in fact I have been told my Micko you can pick owt in public without feeling shame.
5. Go out without make up.
6. Shave my chin.....and see how many cuts I would do.
7. Understand the offside rule
I will edit this as I think of more...that will do for starters
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Jun 13, 2004 3:11:29 GMT 1
Post by spaz on Jun 13, 2004 3:11:29 GMT 1
1. not really, its just something to do when your bored
2. yes, having a dick is much better. aiming can be bad when you forget to aim... stupid toilet wall
3. if you were a guy as good looking as me, im sure you will get chicks buying you drinks
4. its true, go for it
5. chicks should go out in public without make-up anyway, n big deal
6. you can still shave your chin!!! lol @ regrowth
7. heh
---> ive also been told that chicks beig guys would go fuck a chick up the ass to see what the big deal is
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Jun 13, 2004 9:25:37 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 13, 2004 9:25:37 GMT 1
i would enjoy the psychosis side of things i.e. getting upset because you can. i'd eat a ton of chocolate to see if it really is comparable to sex and i'd go and pick up girls so i can deliver some strap on action.
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Jun 13, 2004 14:25:54 GMT 1
Post by Wench on Jun 13, 2004 14:25:54 GMT 1
I'd pee standing up.
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Jun 13, 2004 14:59:50 GMT 1
Post by Red Ninja on Jun 13, 2004 14:59:50 GMT 1
Enjoy an all day Dr Phil marathon
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Jun 13, 2004 15:19:33 GMT 1
Post by Reaper on Jun 13, 2004 15:19:33 GMT 1
Enjoy the old Mills and Boon books that my auntie swears by!
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Jun 13, 2004 15:21:04 GMT 1
Post by Cactus on Jun 13, 2004 15:21:04 GMT 1
Get a better job as if they said no i would claim discrimination ;D
Bang! Bang!
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Jun 14, 2004 1:41:30 GMT 1
Post by spaz on Jun 14, 2004 1:41:30 GMT 1
you could probably do that while still being a male cactus... in being a female, you can just fuck your way to the top
hey wenchy, you seen the movie 'the full monty'? im sorry to admit, but i have. the chick does a piss standing up at the troff... all chicks cant do that? hahaha, just ya luck itll run down your leg
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Jun 14, 2004 2:17:41 GMT 1
Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 14, 2004 2:17:41 GMT 1
I'd have sex. Lots and lots of sex.
Other stuff....
1. Check out the girls bathroom.
2. Bend over in a skirt with no draws just to see reactions.
3. See if my tonguing technique while eating pussy is any different than the way I do it now.
4. Masturbate (obviously).
5. Shave my ENTIRE pubic area.
6. Spy on women in the department store dressing room (or at some girly store like Forever 21).
7. Play with my tits.
8. Manipulate some bloke into buying me some expensive shit, just to see what it feels like.
9. Do amateur night at the strip club.
10. Attempt to put on eye-liner.
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Jun 14, 2004 11:43:51 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 14, 2004 11:43:51 GMT 1
isn't that a typical thursday night?
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Jun 14, 2004 22:22:50 GMT 1
Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Jun 14, 2004 22:22:50 GMT 1
Quiet, You!
;D
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Jun 15, 2004 9:04:24 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 15, 2004 9:04:24 GMT 1
*keeps schtum* ;D
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Jun 15, 2004 9:35:09 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 15, 2004 9:35:09 GMT 1
Also if I was a bloke for a day, I would go to a gentlemens only club. And I would go for a sauna in the gym with all those other fit, hunky gorgeous blokes.
mmmmmmm
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Jun 15, 2004 12:09:32 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 15, 2004 12:09:32 GMT 1
but the towel hiding your pork sword would become a tent and you'd be in trouble.
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Jun 15, 2004 15:34:56 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 15, 2004 15:34:56 GMT 1
Id go work as a stripper and work for Peter Stringfellow for a day
but id never leave the dressing room
mmmmmmmmmmm
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Jun 16, 2004 9:45:33 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 16, 2004 9:45:33 GMT 1
but the towel hiding your pork sword would become a tent and you'd be in trouble. WOW!!!! I want to be a bloke so I can make tents with my duvet and towels!!
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Jun 16, 2004 11:10:29 GMT 1
Post by McKenna on Jun 16, 2004 11:10:29 GMT 1
I wanna have sex
thats all i gotta say
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Jun 16, 2004 18:05:05 GMT 1
Post by Gormy on Jun 16, 2004 18:05:05 GMT 1
I would like to go commando just to see how different it feels
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Jun 18, 2004 15:18:39 GMT 1
Post by Nation on Jun 18, 2004 15:18:39 GMT 1
it feels like freedom. i'm guessing its close to how nelson mandela felt.
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