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Post by spaz on Sept 1, 2004 1:32:31 GMT 1
what ive got to trade:
- $2.45 australian dollers
- 1 old sport shoe
- 7 used condoms
- grand theft auto: vice city / ps2, scratched and unplayable
- 10 cd's from the 80's that were given to me over time
- 1 little brother
- 1 teddy bear with one sus eye missing
- 1 bin full of rubbish, it needs taking out
- a condom full of shampoo
- rocky the poster from p2p
- jeans with the arse cut out
- a 400m bottle of own my blood, and 200m of dog blood
- a checker game missing 3 checkers
- good advice
ok, im out, i'll consider any offers
edit: The au $2.45 and 1 shoe is close to a buyer, can anyone up the offer of a half eaten piece of pizza and a 10yr old pickle?
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Post by diddlysquat on Sept 1, 2004 1:39:08 GMT 1
You have any 10 year old twinkies? I heard the cream turns to alcohol after a decade...
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Post by spaz on Sept 1, 2004 1:53:06 GMT 1
i have several, but it was against my morals to trade those as there is a slight chance an underage child may have the winning bid, sorry son  oh, and SoundScream is the leading bidder in the first post items mentioned at the bottom and feel free to offer tradable* items in this thread also * tradable reads: mention half amusing items to defeat bordem.
if you read this you are gay!!!!!!! i fucken got you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1111!!!!!!!!1! |
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Post by stocko on Sept 1, 2004 11:58:25 GMT 1
i have an old ukg that i dont want/need anymore
starting bid is £2
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Post by Nation on Sept 1, 2004 12:04:12 GMT 1
i'll give you £1.25
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Post by spaz on Sept 1, 2004 13:18:27 GMT 1
i'll give you £1.20
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Post by Cactus on Sept 1, 2004 13:47:49 GMT 1
Micko,
75p if you throw in grompy as well ;D
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Post by stocko on Sept 1, 2004 15:50:57 GMT 1
sold to the jailed crazy cactus type one!
next item on my list is an empty can of coke!
£523
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Post by spaz on Sept 1, 2004 16:04:26 GMT 1
yes! i was hoping someone would put up one of those
i'll trade my condom full of shampoo, its funny on so many levels
what do you say?
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Post by stocko on Sept 1, 2004 18:02:58 GMT 1
its a deal!
i have now fulfilled my lifes dream, owning a condom of shampoo!
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Post by McKenna on Sept 2, 2004 15:10:50 GMT 1
As for the used UKG
He died, he was replaced with UKG2
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Post by Stare on Sept 2, 2004 19:21:27 GMT 1
He's V Twwwoooaaaahhhhh
I have a pocket I ripped out of m jeans that has aroudn 31 cents in it . . .but I dont' know if I can let it go, it has sentimental value.
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 2, 2004 21:11:44 GMT 1
I'll trade you a jar of cockroach piss for it.
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Post by McKenna on Sept 2, 2004 21:30:09 GMT 1
Trade it for something, or someone else
you cheap bastard
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Post by Cactus on Sept 3, 2004 12:26:42 GMT 1
For the Jar of cockaroach piss I will swap a full colostmy bag ? ?
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 3, 2004 23:20:52 GMT 1
depends... Do you know how long it took to have a cockroach fill that damn jar. Yours took like 10 minutes, mine too YEARS.
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Post by Cactus on Sept 4, 2004 8:44:24 GMT 1
But reaper it was when i was contisipated it took 6 weeks to fill  |
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 4, 2004 20:22:11 GMT 1
lets compare...6 weeks to YEARS... geez, and look its got peanuts sticking out of it man, thats just wrong.
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Post by shinnstheory on Sept 4, 2004 20:23:34 GMT 1
I have my apple experiment sig to trade for......hmmmm..... Reaper's World Title?
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 4, 2004 20:24:18 GMT 1
nah, I've worked harder for this damn belt than that guys apple experiment. Plus I made it all pretty.
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Post by stocko on Sept 4, 2004 20:24:34 GMT 1
shane has a cum stained sheeps outfit, $89 starting bid
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 4, 2004 20:25:34 GMT 1
200
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Post by shinnstheory on Sept 4, 2004 20:30:13 GMT 1
201
Shines a nice red apple in front of Reaper. Drills a small hole to the core. Drills another small hole from the top of the apple to the core, connecting the two holes. Uses a spoon to make a small dip in the top of the hole. Places a small screen in the dip.... waves the apple in front of Reaper.
You know you want it...
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Post by soulreaper on Sept 4, 2004 20:32:39 GMT 1
*hits Shinns in the head with belt and steals it*
Sweet thats what we like to calle a Twofer... Twofer me, none for you.
Edit: 202
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Post by shinnstheory on Sept 4, 2004 20:34:41 GMT 1
Rat bastard!!!
Beat this!
$2,059,435,550.99
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