You know your a redneck when. . . .

[Cactus]

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whipon the side.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler.

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

[spaz]

all these thread are nice, but have you been saving them up for 2 years or something?

too much amusment isnt amusing...

this, is, a, good, thread

red neck, i get it!

[Cactus]

Just claering out my file in work as I am bored so I thought I would share

[ShaneMontez]

I'm glad to tell you all that I passed this test. I am not a red neck.

[Cactus]

neither am I

*grabs shane and does the shinns theorytm happy dance*

[stocko]

i thought the shinns happy dance was done naked

[Cactus]

it is, whats the problem ?