Post by Cactus on Sept 14, 2004 16:39:55 GMT 1
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone, I said, "The whole time."
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone, I said, "The whole time."
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
