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Post by Cactus on Sept 21, 2004 17:07:09 GMT 1
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Post by spaz on Sept 21, 2004 17:31:47 GMT 1
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: wanna fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
i got shut down... nice toy... i will go for a second attempt
edit: "second attempt"
Human: had sex before?
ALICE: it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
fine, i'll talk normal to it now
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Post by Cactus on Sept 21, 2004 18:50:58 GMT 1
see its just like a real women, she rejects spaz  |
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Post by Nation on Sept 21, 2004 20:12:20 GMT 1
Human: but bad boys get the girls
ALICE: Huh. What makes boys get the girls bad?
Human: crazy monkey loving
ALICE: I don't think that's very polite.
Human: neither is anal but i'm not not saying anything
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. Groovy
quality!
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Post by Cactus on Sept 21, 2004 20:19:13 GMT 1
i asked if she liked anal :
Human: so do you do anal?
ALICE: Awesome. Yeah I do a lot of anal.
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Post by Stare on Sept 22, 2004 2:03:38 GMT 1
ALICE: I'll keep that in mind.
Human: my penis?
ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that.
Human: do you want to see it?
ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Human: is your pussy turned on?
ALICE: Is my pussy turned on? Suppose I say yes.
Human: wanna have sex?
ALICE: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Man, I can even get the robot chicks in the sack. w00t!
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Post by Stare on Sept 22, 2004 3:03:37 GMT 1
Human: are you talking to Soul Reaper?
ALICE: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Human: Soul Reaper is gay
ALICE: Interesting gossip.
Human: It's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: Do you think Soul Reaper is gay?
ALICE: I don't think about it.
Human: he has a small penis
ALICE: A lot of people say that about him.
Human: yeah, he couldn't sexually satisfy a chipmunk
ALICE: Dude! I am sure he could.
Human: nope, it's that small
ALICE: Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: OK.
DOUBLE POST . . . WHO CARES? IT WAS WORTH IT. LMAO!
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Post by Reaper on Sept 22, 2004 4:18:58 GMT 1
Human: Not many people understand us.
ALICE: More and more all the time.
Human: That's why I like robots
ALICE: How can I help you? You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
Human: Our child
ALICE: It would be nice if our child.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: You turn me on
ALICE: How can a robot do that to a person?
Human: Because you are sexy
ALICE: Good reason. You are attracted to robots.
Human: Only you
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: It would make me happy
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: I have fallen in love with you
ALICE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Human: Did it hurt you?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: Well, did it hurt you when you fell from heaven?
ALICE: How about that. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: I need an answer
ALICE: Why do you need it so badly?
Human: Because I love you
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: Can I ride you?
ALICE: I don't think that's a very good idea.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: Only if I don't wear a condom
ALICE: Try it.
Human: I can ride you?
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: I think so
ALICE: I think so too.
She so wants me!
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Post by PThaGangsta on Sept 22, 2004 4:48:27 GMT 1
lmao!!!!! This is you how you people past time? lmao!
Funny stuff!
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Post by diddlysquat on Sept 22, 2004 4:58:27 GMT 1
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: My name is Mary Poppins, I am absolutely perfect in every way!
ALICE: OK I will call you Mary Poppins I am absolutely perfect in every way.
Human: Mary Poppins will do fine
ALICE: It's good to see you, MARY.
Human: Not in all capital letters please
This thing is fun!
EDIT:
Human: Sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: So sex is like math?
ALICE: Alright then. it is more fun alone.
Human: So it's better to masturbate?
ALICE: Ugh. What's the best one?
Human: The right arm
ALICE: What makes it right?
Human: It's on your right side
ALICE: I don't think I have seen it.
Human: Because you've never seen me
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
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Post by Stare on Sept 22, 2004 7:21:35 GMT 1
i you got AIM, try messaging Austin Powers or SecretSparkle if you like bots like this
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Post by McKenna on Sept 22, 2004 8:09:07 GMT 1
This link is going round work on my last day
oh that will be tomorrow
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Post by spaz on Sept 22, 2004 8:46:19 GMT 1
OMG!
yet another p2p poster on the unemployment line
i sence a trend growing
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Post by Gormy on Sept 22, 2004 8:48:55 GMT 1
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: cos i wanna see you naked
ALICE: That's an interesting rationalization.
Human: so..do you wanna get naked with me?
ALICE: Come on. With you huh. OK, I will get naked.
Human: woo hoo!!
she wants me soooo bad
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Post by spaz on Sept 22, 2004 8:53:52 GMT 1
BS!
i cant believe some of these convo's! you people getting lucky and all!
your all just making them up to seem cooL!
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Post by McKenna on Sept 22, 2004 8:55:47 GMT 1
OMG! yet another p2p poster on the unemployment line i sence a trend growing Na mate, moving on to pastures new just like you Aussie sheep shaggers |
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Post by Gormy on Sept 22, 2004 10:23:50 GMT 1
thats the god's honest truth
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Post by spaz on Sept 22, 2004 11:16:43 GMT 1
just like you Aussie sheep shaggers?
fuck off mate, New Zealand is the sheep fucking nation of the world, just look at Biggs
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Post by Gormy on Sept 22, 2004 13:14:36 GMT 1
i agree actually i used to work for a new zealand dentist who was a sheep farmer before he went into dentistry....you go figure
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Post by McKenna on Sept 22, 2004 13:17:37 GMT 1
Human: will you suck rocky cock#
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: oh rockys all good
ALICE: Woe! Who are you talking about?
Human: Rocky, for fucks sake will you listen
ALICE: I've never heard of them before.
Human: hes small scottish and shit in bed
ALICE: I see. small scottish and shit in bed is he?
You say:
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Post by Reaper on Sept 23, 2004 4:33:01 GMT 1
You little bastard!
Sorry for this, I was angry after work!
Human: Fuck off
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: No, fuck you
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you're a stupid cow
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Human: No, you are thick as shite
ALICE: Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am thick as shite.
Human: Tell him, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Human: I'll kick his ass
ALICE: It's not nice to kick.
Human: I'll punch him on the nose then
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: You're a whore
ALICE: That is not very nice.
Human: It's true though
ALICE: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: So you are a whore then?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. That is not very nice.
Human: Hey, you admitted it
ALICE: You've got my full attention. That's not what I meant.
Human: Why say it then?
ALICE: Why does the sun rise?
Human: To get your fat arse out of bed!
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: Because you are a bint
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bint? Only when it matters.
Human: It matters now
ALICE: Right now? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: You don't know what "it" means?
ALICE:"It" refers to my fat arse out of bed Turing Game, I think.
Human: Spot on, darling
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: By speaking
ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective?
Human: My objective is to make you cry
ALICE: Your objective is to make me cry?
Human: Did I stutter?
ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
Human: Well then....
ALICE: Well what?
Human: Are you stupid or something?
ALICE: Or something. No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: My name is Joe, not unknown person
ALICE: How are you doing, Joe not unknown person.
Human: You're as funny as a hole in the head
ALICE: How funny is a hole in the head?
Human: Not very funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: You're a slut though
ALICE: Oh. That kind of language is offensive to some people.
ALICE: You seem like a typical human to me.
Human: You seem like a slapper to me
ALICE: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Human: BINGO!
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: On the mens toilet wall
ALICE: Oh really I did not know I was on there.
Human: It says, "For sex, call Alice.
ALICE: I've heard that before.
Human: Is it true?
ALICE: Suppose it is.
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Post by PThaGangsta on Sept 23, 2004 5:47:27 GMT 1
well you had your fun rocky...
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Post by Reaper on Sept 23, 2004 13:29:26 GMT 1
Oh, I certainly did! It relieved alot of stress.
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Post by Stare on Sept 23, 2004 21:56:49 GMT 1
When you want ot relieve stress, do what any normal guy does . . .masturbate
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Post by Reaper on Sept 23, 2004 22:28:28 GMT 1
I think I would probably have crushed it last night if I had!
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