Post by brockandsable on Feb 23, 2007 22:21:31 GMT 1
1. JT Blade lives in a trailer and gets his drinking water from a well.
2. If you were to enter JT Blade's room, you would find shitpiles on the floor and urine stains on the wall.
3. A twenty something who still lives with Mom and has no plans to move out is loser with a capital L.
4. He's fat.
5. When he walks into a room, people scramble to find something to cover their noses.
6. He's ugly.
7. When he runs out of milk, he substitutes water in his breakfast cereal.
8. After a long, healthy shit, JT Blade will look at each log and give them names.
9. He tries to have sex with his mother. The sad part is that she actually takes it into consideration.
10. The barber has to use the lice shampoo every fucking time.
11. People change their underwear daily, some even twice a day. JT Blade likens underwear to a hat that you can wear for weeks on end.
12. Racoons are not food.
13. JT Blade will take a sock full of nickels to the grocery store and count them out one by one at the cash register.
14. He's fat.
15. When JT Blade runs out of toilet paper, he'll use a fucking sock instead. And then he will brilliantly put that same sock back in the drawer.
16. Anyone who hates ChadClassic is a loser.
17. He couldn't hold down a gig at Papa John's. PAPA FUCKING JOHNS!
18. The masturbating to anime women is just fucking weird.
19. JT Blade has never seen In Living Color.
20. When JT blows a fart, he'll pull a monkey and stick his forefinger in his ass and then smell it. But the fact that he doesn't wash his hands before a racoon sandwich makes it worse.
21. He doesn't know what to do with the bar soap.
2. If you were to enter JT Blade's room, you would find shitpiles on the floor and urine stains on the wall.
3. A twenty something who still lives with Mom and has no plans to move out is loser with a capital L.
4. He's fat.
5. When he walks into a room, people scramble to find something to cover their noses.
6. He's ugly.
7. When he runs out of milk, he substitutes water in his breakfast cereal.
8. After a long, healthy shit, JT Blade will look at each log and give them names.
9. He tries to have sex with his mother. The sad part is that she actually takes it into consideration.
10. The barber has to use the lice shampoo every fucking time.
11. People change their underwear daily, some even twice a day. JT Blade likens underwear to a hat that you can wear for weeks on end.
12. Racoons are not food.
13. JT Blade will take a sock full of nickels to the grocery store and count them out one by one at the cash register.
14. He's fat.
15. When JT Blade runs out of toilet paper, he'll use a fucking sock instead. And then he will brilliantly put that same sock back in the drawer.
16. Anyone who hates ChadClassic is a loser.
17. He couldn't hold down a gig at Papa John's. PAPA FUCKING JOHNS!
18. The masturbating to anime women is just fucking weird.
19. JT Blade has never seen In Living Color.
20. When JT blows a fart, he'll pull a monkey and stick his forefinger in his ass and then smell it. But the fact that he doesn't wash his hands before a racoon sandwich makes it worse.
21. He doesn't know what to do with the bar soap.
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