Post by brockandsable on Jan 21, 2007 20:57:12 GMT 1
Here you can post additional promos to your first, or if you are not on the card, post here for practice or participate to show the head booker that you want in. ;D We begin with, this is......
is heard over the studio PA system and the traditional Jeopardy! music begins to play. We get a wide shot of the dark studio which soon lights up and reveals the classic E2 Trebec sporting a curly, salt and pepper colored wig, complete with a mustache of the same color and a phony pair of glasses. E2 Trebec has on the traditional suit and tie worn by Alex Trebec as is prepared to get the game show rolling.
As the camera takes a pan around the audience, we see the p2pw Internet Champion, Trent Acid, seated near the front row. He’s sporting his tradional suit and red tie and he’s also got two big booty bitches on either side of of him. We pan over and see that Snake is walking through the crowd. He’s got on a white paper hat, like McDonald’s, and he’s dressed in a white milkman suit with a white apron bearing cherry red stripes that run vertically.
Snake: “Popcorn! Get your popcorn here people! Popcorn! E2 stole my drugs!!!! E2 stole my freakin' drugs!!!!!”
When the camera pans upward toward the soundbooth we can’t see much because of the dim lighting. However, since his face is so huge, we see Commissioner Mastadon doing his duty in the soundbooth. All we can see is his bald head and face, but the Commish is sporting a pair of headphones that are ridiculously oversized. He gives us a “thumbs up” before the camera returns back to Elijah.
E2 Trebec: “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, niggas and nigglettes, dopes and fiends, and welcome to another episode of “Jeopardy!” You know the routine. We have three guests on our panel today who will answer the questions on the board. Tonight our categories are as follows:
P2PW Champions: Past or Present
Jerk That Curtain
Naw “Nigga”, and notice that “nigga” is in quotation marks.
Cigarette in my Eye
Chumps
And finally, You Just Got Yo’ Ass Handed to You by E Muthafuckin’ 2!
So let’s begin, niggas. Seeing as “The Tiger” Aladdin is the first contestant from the left, we’ll begin with him.”
”The Tiger”: “I’ll start with P2PW Champions for one hundred, Elijah.”
This former p2pw Internet Champion is seen by many as the superstar who solidified the title and made it to be taken serious.
Stare: (Buzzing in first) “Who is Shinn’s Theory?”
E2 Trebec: “Fuck, no!”
Keith Williams: (Buzzing in next) “Who is Gormy?”
E2 Trebec: “Naw, ya redneck!”
The camera quickly cuts into the crowd and we get a brief shot of Trent Acid. He’s violently jumping up and down in his seat making RVD gestures at his shoulders. Aladdin takes notice.
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in) “Who is Trent Acid?”
E2 Trebec: “That is the correct answer, dawg. You up next. Choose again.”
Stare: “Hey wait a minute, Trent wasn’t even---“
E2 Trebec: “Naw nigga! Aladdin, pick.”
”The Tiger”: “I’ll take p2pw Champions for two hundred, Elijah.”
This current champion has a long reign, in fact, has had two reigns with the same title belt. But the reign has been likened to shit because the head booker on the show he’s on helped to protect him, thus ensuring a long reign. And on top of that, he’s sports a bunch of silly tattoos and half a head full of hair.
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in first) “Who is Soul Reaper?”
E2 Trebec: “Correct, mang. You on a roll, nigga. Pick again.”
”The Tiger”: “Let’s stay with the same category for three hundred.”
He is the former champion pictured here:
Keith Williams can be seen pressing his buzzer button violently, but it doesn’t seem to be working. He presses it so hard, so back and forth, that it appears as if he’s jerking off behind his booth. Finally, Stare buzzes in.
Cut to the soundbooth where we see Mastadon with those huge-ass headphones, rubbing his hands together like an evil genius. His finger taps the “MUTE” button.
Stare:”…………………………………………..................................................................................."
All we see is Stare flapping his lips and teeth but we don’t hear a single fucking word. Finally, the buzzer sounds, EEEZZZSS!!! Mastadon quicky hits the button.
E2 Trebec: “Times up, crackah! Anyone else?”
We cut over to Keith who is still violently pressing his button but it won’t buzz him in. Finally, he hits it hard enough and it does.
Keith Williams: (Buzzing in) “Who is the Red Power Ranger? YEEEEEEHHHHAAAWWW!!!”
E2 Trebec: “Naw, chump! Next!”
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in) “Who is Red Ninja!”
E2 Trebec: “You are dominating this game, pick again!”
”The Tiger” (Trying in vain to hold back his laughter) “Let’s go with JERK THAT CURTAIN for three hundred, Elijah.”
This p2pw star is what many consider to be a shell of his former self. In fact he is so awful, so terrible in the squared circle, that neither brand wanted him. TNT had mercy on him and hired him as a custodian.
Stare: “Alright man, let’s cut the cra---“
E2 Trebec: “Nigga, naw!”
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a well fed mouse runs across the studio floor.
Keith Williams: “DINNER!!”
Keith Williams immediately jumps out from behind his booth and gives chase to the mouse. It runs left and it runs right until it runs offstage with Williams still in pursuit. We are left with only two participants.
”The Tiger” (Buzzing in) “Who is Stare?”
E2 Trebec: “That’s wassup, Aladdin. And since no one else has managed to answer a question and make any money, you are today’s champion by way of the other two being dumbass. Let’s here it for “The Tiger”!”
The audience applauds loud. Stare is pissed. E2 Trebec reaches behind his booth and pulls a red and green polka dotted lever forward and then back. Immediately the floor opens up beneath Stare and he is sent falling to the darkness below. “The Tiger” Aladdin celebrates. Trent and his big booty hoes leave quickly because they look over and see the hungry members of the audience tackle and start mauling the shit out of Snake and stealing his popcorn.
E2 Trebec, still dressed in the wig and glasses, runs to center stage and is met by Aladdin. The two of them face the audience and give a big DX “SUCK IT” before quickly running off stage. The scene finally fades with images of Snake getting jumped for his popcorn.
JEOPARDY!!!
is heard over the studio PA system and the traditional Jeopardy! music begins to play. We get a wide shot of the dark studio which soon lights up and reveals the classic E2 Trebec sporting a curly, salt and pepper colored wig, complete with a mustache of the same color and a phony pair of glasses. E2 Trebec has on the traditional suit and tie worn by Alex Trebec as is prepared to get the game show rolling.
As the camera takes a pan around the audience, we see the p2pw Internet Champion, Trent Acid, seated near the front row. He’s sporting his tradional suit and red tie and he’s also got two big booty bitches on either side of of him. We pan over and see that Snake is walking through the crowd. He’s got on a white paper hat, like McDonald’s, and he’s dressed in a white milkman suit with a white apron bearing cherry red stripes that run vertically.
Snake: “Popcorn! Get your popcorn here people! Popcorn! E2 stole my drugs!!!! E2 stole my freakin' drugs!!!!!”
When the camera pans upward toward the soundbooth we can’t see much because of the dim lighting. However, since his face is so huge, we see Commissioner Mastadon doing his duty in the soundbooth. All we can see is his bald head and face, but the Commish is sporting a pair of headphones that are ridiculously oversized. He gives us a “thumbs up” before the camera returns back to Elijah.
E2 Trebec: “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, niggas and nigglettes, dopes and fiends, and welcome to another episode of “Jeopardy!” You know the routine. We have three guests on our panel today who will answer the questions on the board. Tonight our categories are as follows:
P2PW Champions: Past or Present
Jerk That Curtain
Naw “Nigga”, and notice that “nigga” is in quotation marks.
Cigarette in my Eye
Chumps
And finally, You Just Got Yo’ Ass Handed to You by E Muthafuckin’ 2!
So let’s begin, niggas. Seeing as “The Tiger” Aladdin is the first contestant from the left, we’ll begin with him.”
”The Tiger”: “I’ll start with P2PW Champions for one hundred, Elijah.”
CLUE:
This former p2pw Internet Champion is seen by many as the superstar who solidified the title and made it to be taken serious.
Stare: (Buzzing in first) “Who is Shinn’s Theory?”
E2 Trebec: “Fuck, no!”
Keith Williams: (Buzzing in next) “Who is Gormy?”
E2 Trebec: “Naw, ya redneck!”
The camera quickly cuts into the crowd and we get a brief shot of Trent Acid. He’s violently jumping up and down in his seat making RVD gestures at his shoulders. Aladdin takes notice.
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in) “Who is Trent Acid?”
E2 Trebec: “That is the correct answer, dawg. You up next. Choose again.”
Stare: “Hey wait a minute, Trent wasn’t even---“
E2 Trebec: “Naw nigga! Aladdin, pick.”
”The Tiger”: “I’ll take p2pw Champions for two hundred, Elijah.”
CLUE:
This current champion has a long reign, in fact, has had two reigns with the same title belt. But the reign has been likened to shit because the head booker on the show he’s on helped to protect him, thus ensuring a long reign. And on top of that, he’s sports a bunch of silly tattoos and half a head full of hair.
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in first) “Who is Soul Reaper?”
E2 Trebec: “Correct, mang. You on a roll, nigga. Pick again.”
”The Tiger”: “Let’s stay with the same category for three hundred.”
CLUE:
He is the former champion pictured here:
Keith Williams can be seen pressing his buzzer button violently, but it doesn’t seem to be working. He presses it so hard, so back and forth, that it appears as if he’s jerking off behind his booth. Finally, Stare buzzes in.
Cut to the soundbooth where we see Mastadon with those huge-ass headphones, rubbing his hands together like an evil genius. His finger taps the “MUTE” button.
Stare:”…………………………………………..................................................................................."
All we see is Stare flapping his lips and teeth but we don’t hear a single fucking word. Finally, the buzzer sounds, EEEZZZSS!!! Mastadon quicky hits the button.
E2 Trebec: “Times up, crackah! Anyone else?”
We cut over to Keith who is still violently pressing his button but it won’t buzz him in. Finally, he hits it hard enough and it does.
Keith Williams: (Buzzing in) “Who is the Red Power Ranger? YEEEEEEHHHHAAAWWW!!!”
E2 Trebec: “Naw, chump! Next!”
”The Tiger”: (Buzzing in) “Who is Red Ninja!”
E2 Trebec: “You are dominating this game, pick again!”
”The Tiger” (Trying in vain to hold back his laughter) “Let’s go with JERK THAT CURTAIN for three hundred, Elijah.”
CLUE:
This p2pw star is what many consider to be a shell of his former self. In fact he is so awful, so terrible in the squared circle, that neither brand wanted him. TNT had mercy on him and hired him as a custodian.
Stare: “Alright man, let’s cut the cra---“
E2 Trebec: “Nigga, naw!”
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a well fed mouse runs across the studio floor.
Keith Williams: “DINNER!!”
Keith Williams immediately jumps out from behind his booth and gives chase to the mouse. It runs left and it runs right until it runs offstage with Williams still in pursuit. We are left with only two participants.
”The Tiger” (Buzzing in) “Who is Stare?”
E2 Trebec: “That’s wassup, Aladdin. And since no one else has managed to answer a question and make any money, you are today’s champion by way of the other two being dumbass. Let’s here it for “The Tiger”!”
The audience applauds loud. Stare is pissed. E2 Trebec reaches behind his booth and pulls a red and green polka dotted lever forward and then back. Immediately the floor opens up beneath Stare and he is sent falling to the darkness below. “The Tiger” Aladdin celebrates. Trent and his big booty hoes leave quickly because they look over and see the hungry members of the audience tackle and start mauling the shit out of Snake and stealing his popcorn.
E2 Trebec, still dressed in the wig and glasses, runs to center stage and is met by Aladdin. The two of them face the audience and give a big DX “SUCK IT” before quickly running off stage. The scene finally fades with images of Snake getting jumped for his popcorn.
