P2PW's TNT (8/12 - 8/17) Extra Promos

[shinnstheory]

Do it up, buttercup!

[SoL]

arena goes dark as teh TNT logo hits the titantron, pyro ensues that crowd is excited for tonights show..."rock star" by N*E*R*D* hits as SoL makes his way out to the arena, carrying a championship belt...most of the crowd is confused, some of the crowd is cheering as they recognize the NEW BREED. he slides in the ring wearing an expensive looking vest, slacks and gucci sunglasses. he grabs a mic

SoL: P2PW...the NEW BREED is in the building!
crowd gives a mixed reaction, SoL is inthe middle of the ring smiling

SoL: for those of you those of you that have been hiding in the closet and have never heard of me, i go by the name of SoL, but to all of you ham and eggers, it's the NEW BREED!
draws some mild heat from the crowd, he continues to smile

SoL: oh and in case you haven't heard, i've brought my belt, the only championship belt that matters, the undisputed heavyweight championship of the world, from Lop's PWA!
boos grow louder, "P2P" chants start from the crowd

SoL: boo all you want but i've brought my title and i have officially signed a contract with P2PW!
crowd continues to give heat

SoL: now when i told my family and friends i was signing with P2P they asked, why NEW BREED? why champ? you're on top of the world at the biggest fed around, why step down? well first off i said, you're absolutely right, i really am on top and this is the NEW BREED's world!
draws heat

SoL: but after all the hollywood treatment, the women, the cars, the money, the glitz, the glamour, i wanted more. i wanted to expand the NEW BREED's empire, impose my will and take over another fed, just like i did pwa. and what better way to do it, than here at P2P!
crowd starts an IMBREEEEED chant

SoL: ha, i see i have some familiars here, well i you can call me imbreed all you want, fact of the matter is you ain't worth the sweat off my jock!
IMBREEEEED chants get louder

SoL: so when i told the P2PW powers that be i wanted to join, they accepted me with open arms! they even offered me a chance to debut on the DIDDLY SCOOP, but i was like, why would i want to debut on a show where the host is named "did-el-ly squat?!"
didly squat's name draws some pops

SoL: i'm a superstar baby, i don't have time to be on some nickle and dime TNT side show!
draws boos

SoL: so this is to all you fans, all you higher ups in the office, and especially to all the boys in the back! the champ is here, SoL is here, the NEW BREED is here...learn it, live it, love it! you see this...
SoL holds up his title belt

SoL: i didnt' get this by kissing ass, or trying to please the fans, or making friends in the lockerroom...i earned it because i am the best! so if any of you kids watching this in the back have the balls to come out and take me on, i'll be waiting!
SoL spikes down the mic and raises his arms in victory as "rock star" by N*E*R*D* hits...a few fans start throwing things at him as he makes his way to the back

-fin-

[Stare]

We are treated to the outside of the "Evil Unlimited" locker room on Zeroin, as Soul Reaper walks out of the locker room. He looks back and laughs about something and continues to walk out, draping his World Title over one shoulder, and his Tag Title over the other. He walks down the hallway, proceeding to the dining area. He rounds the corner and stops dead in his path. The camera maneuvers around to his front to see a sadistic smile slowly form on his face. The camera pans over to see Floorstare fixing himself a tray of food as Soul Reaper walks up to Floorstare, and stands right behind him. He breathes heavy until Floorstare notices and turns around.

Soul Reaper: Ha ha ha ha! Floorstare. You know, I wonder how it feels to look at me right now, with two titles draped over my shoulder, knowing that you were the man who wouldn't sign me to a P2PW contract.

Floorstare slowly sits his tray down and looks back at Soul Reaper and smiles

Floorstare: Congradulations! You are a hell of an athlete and deserve to hold that title.

Floorstare puts his hand out and slams in on the shoulder holding the P2PW world title as Soul Reaper's eyes widen as Floorstare continues to speak, as Soul Reaper doesnt take his eye off Floorstare's hand

Floorstare: But I stand by my reasoning for not hiring you. Because you are still a sick, demented, son of a bitch! I don't regret you being champion, I regret you being here. So, Congrats! Congrats on all your accomplishments, all your gold, and all your fame.

Floorstare takes his hand off Soul Reaper and turns around as Soul Reaper slams his hand on Floorstare's shoulder

Soul Reaper: You already know that not hiring me was a mistake, and then you went and gave up the title and left the company, which was another big mistake . . . but you are about to make the biggest mistake of your life. If I were you, I would never speak to me like that again, because I will not hesitate to pick up that knife laying on that table, and stab you right in the face with it!

The crowd gasps and gives off some "oohh's" as Floorstare looks at Soul Reaper with fury, then stares down at the knife. He picks up the knife as Soul Reaper's eyes widen. Floorstare brings the knife back as Soul Reaper begins to move as Floorstare slings the knife, leaving it staggering in a wall. Soul Reaper looks back at the knife and swiftly turns to Floorstare

Floorstare: Another time, another place . . .

Floorstare walks off as Soul Reaper lets out a breath as he peers at Floorstare and whispers as he walks away

Soul Reaper: Heh heh heh . . . So willing to dig your own grave?

Zeroin fades to black as the audience stands stunned

[Hellspawn]

Hellspawn is seen sitting in Evil's Unlimited locker room watching Addryd's promo. He busts out laughing as the screen fades.

HS:Addryd you want to talk about somebody ripping of a comic book character you might want to look in the mirror. Now i noticed a crow landing on the Tron when you came out now I know I have seen that before let me think for a min.

Hellspawn looks in his bag and pulls out two movies.

HS:Now I remember I saw the same thing in these two movies. Addryd maybe you have seen them they are called The Crow and the Crow two. So before you go around accusing people of ripping off the comics you might want to think where did I come up with my gimmick. Now me, this is no Gimmick this is who I am everyday of my life. You call your self the black bird and claim your going to fly around and crush me with your legs well do me a favor im in room 666 drop me off wjatever you have been smoking tonight I could really use it. Addryd lets look at the tale of the tape your 5'11" why I stand close to 7 feet. You way a huge 210lbs where im well over 300lbs. So do you think that a punk like you can can scare me into not showing cause the answer is real easy you can't.

So run around here all you want claiming your going to destroy me cause when the bell ring and our match begins I will put you through more pain then you have ever been in your life. Addryd prepare for there will be no mercy and your blood will spill all over the ring cause by the end of the match you will be face down in a pool of blood with your pet shoved up your ass.

Hellspawn gets up and leaves the room.#nosmileys#nosmileys

[Firefly]

SoL is here? Sweet! The bar just got raised... ;D

Good to have ya!

[Wench]

Wench, HellSPawn and Reaper and in the back watching Firefly's tantrum on the monitor. Its easy to see the anger in all three's eyes.

Reaper: He made me? Yeah right. We wouldn't have won these titles if it hadn't been for me.

Wench: That poses a bit of a problem. You're his tag partner. Now what? And what's with his ego?

HellSpawn: The boy better watch it. He doesn't know who I am or what I'M capable of.

The scene fades to black as the three discuss the matters at hand.

["Black Label" Sean Patterson]

Addryd is walking backstage with headphones on, muttering the words to Lamb of God's 'As The Palaces Burn', careless and unaware that Hellspawn is unleashing a retaliation to his verbal bashing from earlier. As he walks, he happens to pass a television monitor. Hellspawn is on. Addryd takes of his headphones so they are sat on his shoulders. He listens, all the time with what can only be described as a cocky grin.

He listens carefully to Hellspawn, all the way through his segment. The camera cuts out from Hellspawn and Addryd turn round to face thae camera tailing him. He looks unphased by the barrage of words just handed to him.

Addryd : Tsk tsk tsk .... Frogspawn you're being so petty and unimaginative, I expected way better from you. After all you are seven feet tall and three hundred pounds, but what a waste that is when not a single milligram of that is filled with any sort of athleticism and natural charisma. It's a damned shame. Hang on, I don't wanna miss this ......

Addryd pauses the CD in the walkman and looks back up at the camera.

Addryd : Ok, I'm going to have to explain to you again, you big dumb waste of MY promo time. You should know that .... and it may come as a surprise to you ... I have seen The Crow and City of Angels, and as you cleverly observed, I did have a crow in my entrance video, but that's all it is - an entrance video. Don't be a bitch and whine about the fact that I bring some originality to a character where you simply steal yours. But I digress .... you wanna be all intimidating and stuff, well that's just sweet. Good on you, if there's one thing that the wrestling world needs right now it's another lardass talking smack, just because they think they're big. There's a promotion who would love you .... the WWE, ever heard of them ? Send them a tape, I'm sure they'd love you.

Addryd then seems to, out of nowhere, lose his cool and grabs a steel chair and start beating down a door. He semi collects himself and returns to the camera.

Addryd : I've had enough of you talking empty words, Spawn. They're as worthless as you are. They ain't gonna get you nowhere. They're just words, and actions speak louder. And my actions will echo through your hollow existance. As of now I'm not out to solely just win this match, I'm out to make a point. And if I don't satisy one of my goals, I will indulge the other. Watch yourself Hellspawn, it's time you met The Black Bird one-on-one. Get ready, because I'm coming and boy, are you in for a surprise .....

With that, Addryd places the headphones back in their normal position and presses play. He walks off down the corridor, music blazing and steel chair in hand.

[Scream]

The lights dim and the crowd is focused on the P2P Tron.

"This is a message paid for by the Decepticons and viewers like you"

A bride and a groom are seen standing in a church reciting their vows...

PRIEST: "And if there is anyone here who can say why these two can't be married please speak now or ....

The doors of the church open and SOUNDSCREAM is seen, light shining behind him in a white tuxedo.

The bride and bridesmaids push the groom and run into SOUNDSCREAMS ARMS (SOUNDSCREAMS MUSIC HITS)

The groom and groomsmen sit on the stoop with their heads in their hands as a black limo speeds away

On back of the limo it says "Just Decepted"

*Screen fades to "DECEPTION IS INEVITABLE"

The views in this commercial are not views of P2P or any of it's wrestlers. For information on Deception go to your local library.

[Hellspawn]

Hellspawn is sitting in his locker room talking on the phone when a loud camotion is heard outside. Hellspawn puts down the phone and looks outside and sees Addryd busting down someones door. Hellspawn walks back into his dressing room shaking his head. He says something into the phone and hangs it up. He calls the camera man over.

HS-Did you see that?

The camera man shakes his head yes.

HS-Addryd do you think that losing your cool and busting down doors will impress me? I know that you think you can beat me but after that little outburst the truth has been shown. Im in your head now and theres nothing you can do that will help you to win. That's what I do I get in my opponents head and push button just like I did to you. I mean look you were nice and cool walking around with your little wings on your arms and now your busting down doors. I want you to know one thing Addryd you are not the first and you will not be the last that cracks under the pressure of facing me. Many men greater then you retired cause of the games I play so don't feel bad causde you lost your cool and beat up a door i mean at least you beat it which is more then I can say since you have no chance against me. Addryd beat as many doors as you like cause when we meet i will not be the door i will be the sledge hammer to your door as I crush you and take you on a trip to hell.

Hellspawn tells the camera man to leave as he picks up the phone.

[McKenna]

Da Man walks into the arena looking tanned and fresh from a long break, despite losing the P2PW Rage title the other week, he doesnt seem as upset as he should.

He makes his way into SHINNS office, where he is confirming the matches for TNT. Both he and ROCKY have looks of shock on their faces.

UKG : What?

SHINNS : You sure you wanna be here?

UKG : Yeah of course I do

ROCKY :[.b] But we all saw what THE HOOD did

UKG : What the hell are you two on about? Look ROCKY, I know it tooke 3 Rocky Roads to get the job done, but it looks to me like you needed the holiday more than I did.

SHINNS : Holiday? But we all saw you tied up by THE HOOD, but then again, if you were either you have a good make up artist, or you heal from bruising pretty quick.

UKG : Oh that! Let me tell you summat real straight, and real good. Yeah HOOD sent 4 mean to try and jump me, and while I was asleep as well. But this tape, the one from my home security camera tells a different story.

UKG puts the tape in the VCR, and the black and white image shows UKG kissing a woman goodbye as she leaves his bedroom.

He forwards the tape, looking a bit sheepish, and then you see UKG asleep when 4 men enter the bedroom through the window.

UKG leaps up and spears two simultaneously, then he takes a bedroom lamp and smashes it over a third goon's head. The fourth guy runs away from the window but UKG smashes him with a massive clothesline.

UKG : You see, I've had THE HOOD's tape checked, and baby boys, its all CGI. He couldnt get me, so hes made it look to his boss, that he did.

ROCKY : That no good,

UKG : Ten out of ten for effort though, I'll give him that much. Anyway, seeing as the pair of you own this place, I have a request.

SHINNS : We will have to see

UKG : No you wont, you'll get it done. Next week, I want you to give THE HOOD his wish. I want me and him in a match, next show.

ROCKY : We have to clear all matches with the board. You know that.

UKG : I've cleared it, so you let THE HOOD know.

[glow=red,2,300]ME, HIM, HELL IN A CELL[/glow]

UKG's look has changed. He stands snarling in the face of the co-owners of P2PW.

UKG : With all due respect, I wanna see how keen his boss is to show his face once I have torn his little carcass limb from limb.

UKG leaves the office, with the co-owners looking at each other.

SHINNS : I love it when he gets pissed off.

ROCKY : I know, makes he glad he aint mad I took this from him.

UKG re-enters the office, and ROCKY realises that last comment was heard. UKG looks at ROCKY, then at the Rage Title, then back at ROCKY.

UKG : Keep that warm for me boy, I'll be back for that later. Got some business to take care of first. I know you understand.

[glow=red,2,300]FIN[/glow]

[Cactus]

A camera outside shows an man standing 500 foot excatly away from the entrance to tonights show, there is a barricade of P2P security guards and local law enforcement officals.

The camera zooms around and we see that the face of the man is Cactus and the secruity are there to make sure that he does not violate the restraining order places on him ( cannot go within 50 feet of ANY P2P promotion ) and the police are there to arrest him if he does.

Cactus" I wanna go in there!"

Policeman"Mr McNally, if you go in there you will be arrested, jailed and be before a judge first thing in the morning, now your trial is almost upon us so if your are not guilty as you say you will soon be back"

Cactus"If I wanna go in there who is going to stop me ? "

A silence comes over the group, then as one the security officers pull out mace cans, and the law enforcement officials draw their weapons.

We seem to have a mexican standoff here as they all look poised to attack and Cactus is standing there clenching and unclenching his fists, he looks to be weighing up his options, then bursts out laughing and walks away, suddenly he feints back nd everyone jumps, this causes Cactus to laugh even harder and carry on walking away.

[evenflow]

The camera is shown at the loading area of the arena. Then we hear laughter. This could only meen one thing..........The Hood

Hood: Shinns theory how could have you been so stupid, did it not think to you that he was on holiday, didnt it occur to you that the man i had in the chair was about 50lbs more than him. That just goes to show Shinns Theory, how stupid you are and how easy it is to get what i want.

Hood gets of the crate he was sitting on and walks into the arena

Hood: UKG wants a a match next week. A match with an ICON

Members of the crowd cheer, now knowing who the hood is, but most of the crowd are still booing

Hood: Not only a match, a hell in a cell. UKG i think the sun has got to your head boy. You have no idea what i can and will do to you.

Hood seems to be laughing more and more

Hood: Not only will this match be an added bonus, Shinns theory i hope my request for an interview is set up, if not well, lets just say you better have.

Hood walks into a locker room where a new wrestler is getting ready for his first match

Wrestler: Um yea?

Hood: UKG watch closely, this is what will happen to you

Hood then graps the young wrestler and drags him out to the ring. Slamming him into the steal steps. Hood throws him into the ring, as he graps a steal chair.
The young wrestler turns around and hood just smacks him with the chair as hard as he could. Blood is rushing from the face of this young man. Then hood graps him, puts his head in a piledriver position, but graps his arms. OH GOD NO. HATE DRIVER ON THE CHAIR. HATE DRIVER ON THE CHAIR. HATE DRIVER ON THE CHAIR.

Hood leaves laughing, grabbing a mic before he eaves for the backstage area.

Hood: MY PAIN, YOUR DEATH.

While at the backstage area rocky is there looking at what just happenend

Rocky: Get some people out there to help that kid, damn that arse hole.

Shinns theory comes running to rocky

Shinns: Rocky i think i know who this man is

Rocky: Who.............

Shinns: Come to my office and il tell you there

Both men walk off to shinns office, with the hood staring at them from behind

[Reaper]

^Excellent. That's how we work disagreements out. Bravo you two.