P2PW's TNT (8/22 - 8/26) Extra Promos

[shinnstheory]

Have at it!

[diddlysquat]

Diddly is seen backstage watching a Best of SoL tape from PWA.

Diddly: Maybe I underrated him...

[Wench]

The scene fades into the Evil Unlimited candle lit locker room where the Wench sits on a table with her legs dangling off the side. She looks up and addresses the camera.

Wench:Yes, Firefly, you head HellSpawn correctly. He's not only taken your place in Evil Unlimited but also by my side. You see Firefly, Reaper kicked you out because you lost your drive. You decided you wanted the fans to love me. You had my love, but you chose to ignore it.

You started neglecting me. You decided to play redneck cowboy. There was all this image changing going on and no time for me. HellSpawn noticed this the moment he step foot in the P2P. Reaper had discussions with me before kicking you out. I tried to save you. But alas, it was obvious you weren't going to change.

Suddenly, the flames on the candles grow higher.

Wench: Ah, he's here. He certainly knows how to make an entrance.

HellSpawn appears behind the Wench and leans down and kisses her cheek before looking up at the camera as well.

Wench: Now, tonight, Firefly, pay real close attention to what happens to Gaz. Someday, soon, you will meet an even worse fate. Its only a matter of time before you step into the ring against HellSpawn.

Oh, and by the way, HellSpawn is twice the man you ever were or will ever be.

The candles dim, then rise high again, before going completely out as the scene fades to black.

[McKenna]

UKG returns to the locker room having seen REAPER unaware of what has happened after his departure. His first port of call is to see THE HOOD. He apologises for his attitude upon his arrival, and they shake hands.

Satisfied that has been sorted out, UKG picks up his suit bag and heads for SHINNS THEORY's office.

On the way there he passes ROCKY, along with some of the board of directors of P2PW, they all nod to each other, and UKG continues along his chosen path.

He again passes the locker room of EVIL UNLIMITED, the combination of fire and water fills his nostrils, but he carries on without looking inside the charred room.

Finally he reaches the office. He knocks and walks in. FLOORSTARE is sat on the black leather sofa, while SHINNS is behind his desk, admiring a massive picture of himself and the P2PW World Heavyweight Championship Belt over his shoulder.

FLOORSTARE and UKG stand facing each other, SHINNS has a nervous look on his face, but both men shake hands and then embrace, SHINNS physically relaxes. UKG releases the embrace, and heads over to the Slurpee machine, where he makes three Slurpees.

Once finished, he heads over to the end of the sofa, and sits on the arm of it, leaving a Slurpee on the desk for SHINNS, and handing one to STARE. He takes a long draw from his own.

SHINNS: Help yourself why dont you?

UKG: Why thank you, dont mind if I do.

SHINNS: You all set for your big moment tonight bro?

UKG: All I need to do is sign my name three times, how tough can it be?

FLOORSTARE: My God, UKG has learnt how to write his name, whatever next?

All three men laugh at this, and then start on their respective Slurpees

UKG: All kidding aside, once tonight is over, then I want to think about chasing the World Heavyweight Championship again.

FLOORSTARE: You cool with taking advice?

UKG: Depends if its the right kind of advice bro

FLOORSTARE:Both SHINNS and I have been in the ring with REAPER. You havent.

UKG: I gather there is a point to this my old friend.

FLOORSTARE: And both of us have been in the ring, and beaten you.

UKG: And?

FLOORSTARE: The point I'm trying to make is that, good as you are, we beat you because you made a mistake. And in that one mistake, you went from World Champion, to failed challenger. Against me you went from Number 1 contender, to also ran.

SHINNS: Look, we all know you can beat REAPER, you can beat any single person in this company. We wouldnt have been so eager to keep you otherwise. Now you have to take that next step.

The next step is adding some brain to that brawn. You have to start finding the moment, that one split second that takes you from nearly man to World Champion.

We both know you have it in you to be the man around here. ROCKY knows it, REAPER, he knows it. They all know it.

All you have to do now is take that last step. The question is, are you ready to do it?

UKG takes a long draw on his Slurpee, and thinks. He stands up, and heads to SHINNS desk. Without saying a word, he points to the belt on SHINNS shoulder in the picture, and putting the drink down, he motions with both hands, as though drawing a belt across his waist.

He then picks up his suit bag, and leaves the room.

FLOORSTARE: Still doesnt talk much does he?

SHINNS: Nope, but we both know what he can do in the ring.

As the camera leaves the office, both men can be seen rubbing on their rib cages. Presents left behind from battles with DA MAN, from days gone by. They still seem to hurt from time to time

[Firefly]

(after the fire we see Firefly running in the hallways backstage)

Firefly: Oh, man, I GOT to see this!!

(camera then cuts to Wench standing outside the roped off Evil Unlimited dressing room)

(Firefly comes rushing in the frame and stops behind Wench and looks in the room)

(Firefly then looks at Wench and bursts out laughing)

Firefly: (wipes tears from his eyes) I couldn't a done it no better!! (laughs again)

(Wench turns and scowls)

Wench: Get out of here...

Firefly: (still laughing) This GOTTA be a good sign!

(and then walks away still laughing)

[Wench]

OOC: Only because I know Firefly won't care if I do this. He'll pick up the ball and roll with it.


Wench turns and looks at Firefly. Then something in the charred room catches her eye. Its Reaper's barbed wire bat which somehow survived the ordeal with little damage. She steps into the room and picks up the bat. She walks back out into the hall way and up behind Firefly.

Wench: Oh Firefly. You forgot something.

Firefly turns around still laughing and Wench brings the bat down on his head. Firefly falls to the ground holding his head and cursing.

Wench: Forget meeting HellSpawn in the ring. Somewhere at sometime, I want you in the ring. We've danced in that squared circle before and I handed you your ass. Let's do it again.

With that Wench turns and walks off to find HellSpawn.

[Reaper]

Rocky walks along a corridor, with a few of the board of directors close behind him. He rounds a corner, almost bumping into Doc Holliday. Without giving a second look, Rocky motions with the flick of a hand for Doc to step aside. Doc smiles, nodding, before doing so, presenting Rocky with a clear path.

The directors look uneasy, but continue to follow Rocky.

Rocky: "Just a little further."

As Rocky finishes speaking, he sees Da Man approach. They pass, briefly glancing into each others eyes, before sending a nod to each other. The board of directors do the same, again uneasily. They round a second corner, as Rocky slows down.

Rocky: "This is our office."

Board Of Director 1: "You and Shinn's Theory share an office?"

Rocky: "No, we are here ourselves."

Board Of Director 2: "Ah, yes. We shall have to talk about this "we" and "us." It is most unsettling."

Rocky smiles, as he opens the door. He allows the directors to enter, before he does. He closes the door behind him. Once inside, he signals for his guests to sit down. They do so.

Board Of Director 3: "So. Let's get straight down to business. I trust that this contract signing with Mr. Mckenna will go smoothly?

Without answering, Rocky smiles once more. He then looks at the camera.

Rocky: "You, cameraman. What's your name?"

After a brief pause, a voice is heard of camera.

Voice: "Uh..Mike sir."

Rocky: "Ok Mike. Time for you to leave. We have business to discuss with the board members here. Please excuse us."

As the camera moves away and out the door, we can hear one of the directors speak

Board Of Director 4: "Um, who exactly is this "we?"

The camera then fades to black

[Scream]

Soundscream is seen walking through back corridor and confronts cameraman. He grabs the cameraman and tells him to focus on him

Soundscream: Looks like this week Soundscream is given the night off, a night off from wrestling that is. And I'm sure Mastadon is happy that he doesn't have to get back in the ring with me. Now, I know he got the W the last time we met but he got the win with a price, and that price was his blood. So, this week I have been slotted as a member of the Diddly Scoop. So let me just say this.....DIDDLY BETTER REALIZE WHO HE'S INTERVIEWING AND REALIZE (snaps his fingers) THAT JUST LIKE THAT I COULD SNAP HIS NECK. JUST LIKE....(as Soundscream is about to finsih his sentence he gives the camera man the sound off and the camera goes black.)

AUDIO:

JUST LIKE THAT

[shinnstheory]

Just after UKG leaves Shinn’s office, Theory and Floorstare raise their noses into the air. Sniffing, Floorstare looks towards Shinn’s Theory.

Floorstare:[/b] What the hell is that smell?

Still sniffing, Shinn’s responds:

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] UKG?

The two men stand up, sniffing around the where UKG was sitting. Shinn‘s Theory is taken back.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Holy!

Floorstare:[/b] I know! I didn’t know UKG was a smoker.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Neither did I.

The two head out of the office and find the stench becoming stronger.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Damn, that wasn’t him. That smell is coming from down there.

Shinn’s points down the hall. The two men walk forward.

Floorstare:[/b] UKG must have just been near here. The smell must have followed him in.

The two approach the door and look into the room. Floorstare looks over and points out that Firefly has been laid out. Shinn’s Theory looks back into the room where Evil Unlimited gathers, looking over their destroyed room.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] So, Firefly is not only a redneck, but he is an arson too?

Wench turns around, fuming.

The Wench:[/b] This is Addryd’s work.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] What the hell is Firefly doing on the ground?

The Wench:[/b] He found this to be funny. Do you?

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] No. But, I do find it helpful.

Shinn’s Theory takes an Ashton Churchill out of his shirt pocket. He chomps an end off, spit’s the end onto the floor, and puts it in his mouth. He looks around and finds coal still red with heat. He reaches down and picks it up. He lights his cigar with it then quickly tosses the coal to Floorstare.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Hot potato!

Floorstare catches the coal then quickly tosses it back to Shinn’s Theory.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Screw this!

Shinn’s tosses the red coal back into the wrecked room. He then looks at The Wench.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] I don’t know how the hell you guys can work with this fire stuff every week. I can see a candle or two, but see what happens when you play with fire? Plus, how much do these pyrotechnic illusions cost you every week? I sure as hell know the P2PW doesn’t pay for it. I see the bills…<br>
The Wench steps towards Shinn’s Theory.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Easy princess. Just poking fun.

The Wench looks as though she is about to pounce.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Ok, ok… I’ll leave. Chill out….. Literally.

Shinn’s Theory and Floorstare walk back towards Shinn’s office.

Floorstare:[/b] How did you not burn yourself when you picked up that coal.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Dude! I totally burned myself. I wasn’t about to shine a little light on the moment for Evil Unlimited by showing them it hurt. Thus, hot potato.

Floorstare:[/b] Yea. Thanks for that. Now I have a burn too.

The camera pans down towards their hands. Both are red. UKG is shown walking by. Floorstare looks towards him.

Floorstare:[/b] You don’t stink man.

UKG:[/b] Huh?

Before Floorstare is able to respond, Rocky walks by. Shinn‘s looks towards Rocky

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] You guys know it wasn’t UKG that stunk, right?

Rocky stops, looking puzzled.

Rocky:[/b] Huh?

Floorstare and Shinn’s begin to laugh.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Forget it… you had to be there.

Floorstare and Shinn’s Theory walk into the office. Shinn’s turns around before closing the door. Rocky is shown walking away. UKG is shown walking in the opposite direction. Shinn’s yells out to UKG.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Ant! See you in a few brother!

Scene fades as the door closes.

[McKenna]

UKG waves back to the shouting SHINNS to acknowledge him. His cell phone starts to ring. He takes the phone out of his suit pocket, and listens.


UKG Yeah, i've read it all through. There's nothing in there to worry me.

pause

UKG I know, I dont trust ROCKY either, but I have to sign this deal. I'm a man of my word.

pause

UKG I spoke to Jim Ross just yesterday, they wont budge on their final offer. And I'm not going to work on Smackdown.

pause

UKG na, I'm looking forward to it, besides, I've promised REAPER I'm gonna become champ over his dead body. Gotta go

UKG hangs up the phone, and heads into the Women's dressing room, where GORMY is sat alone. He stands looking at her, and the last thing we hear before the door closes is UKG saying "Welcome back babe!"

[Stare]

Shinn's Theory is seen running down the hallway towards his office door. An "aarrrgggghhh!" is heard down the hallway as Shinn's slings open his office door, where Floorstare is sitting. He runs in and runs around his desk

Shinn's Theory: Ok Guys. Shh, be cool, be cool!

Floorstare: What'd you do?

A voice is heard down the hallway

Voice: Shinn's!

Floorstare: Who the Hell is that?

Shinn's Theory: Yeah, that's Rocky.

Floorstare quickly jumps up

Floorstare: Should we be ready for a fight?

Shinn's Theory: Umm, I don't know. It was just a joke.

Floorstare: Why are you running from him?

Shinn's Theory: Cause I don't think he knows it was me.

Floorstare: Shinns?

Shinns: Yeah!

Floorstare: Shinn's . . . what'd you do?

Shinns begins to smile and snicker a little

Shinns: You remember our version of Hot Potato?

Floorstare: Ummmm? Yeah

Shinns: Well, let's just say I left the potato laying in Rocky's office chair.

Floorstare: You didn't.

The door slings open as Rocky looks infuriated

Floorstare: You did!

Shinn's Theory slaps Floorstare on the shoulder

Shinns: Did what?

Floorstare: That one thing you do.

Rocky: Shinns! Don't even try to deny it, we know it was you.

Shinns: It wasn't me! Wait, what wasn't me? Huh?

Rocky: Shinns! Dammit, we should kick your ass right now!

Shinns: For what?

Floorstare: Yeah, he's been here the whole time.

Shinns: Yeah, the whole time . . the entire time, you could say. Here, my office, nowhere else. Certainly not your office.

Rocky: Who said anything about our office?

There is a brief pause

Shinns: . . . you guys did?

Floorstare: Heh . . . Rocky, he's been here the whole time.

Rocky: Bullshit! There was red hot coal in our seat, and we know who's that was, we saw him playing with it. Look at our ass?

Rocky pulls his pants down to reveal a huge red lump as Shinns and Floorstare catch a glimpse and turn away

Shinns: That looks like a mosquito bite to me.

Floorstare snickers a little

Floorstare: Maybe it was Da Main Event who put it there, I mean, he was around.

Shinns: Yeah, had to be Da Man . . .Da Main Event . . Anthony . . Ant, you could say.

Rocky shakes his head and points at Shinns

Rocky: Shinns, this is a respectable business. You need to take it serious. Running around and playing pranks is not getting this company anywhere.

Shinns nods his head as Rocky nods and begins to walk away

Shinns: It wasn't me . . .

Rocky looks back at Shinns and slams the door. Floorstare stands there silent for a moment and slowly turns to Shinns

Floorstare: That looks like a mosquito bite?

Shinns: What? Mosquito's can get huge.

Floorstare: The place was larger than a fist?

Shinns: Well, I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee, maybe even a slurpee. Want anything?

Floorstare: Naw, I'm good.

Shinn's begins to walk out, then reaches back and grabs a blanket from the back of the couch and puts it over his head

Floorstare: What are you doing?

Shinns: I don't want to get bit by that mosquito, that thing has gotta be huge!

Floorstare's eyes widen and he nods as Shinns walks out

[shinnstheory]

Bahahahahahahhahaah!

[Firefly]

(in the back we see Firefly getting medical attention)

(he is getting stitched up from the barbed wire shot from Wench)

(Firefly is fuming)

(as the medic is trying clean up the wound, Firefly swats him away)

Firefly: I don't need your fancy, yankee ass to fix me up. I'm from the South boy!

(Firefly gets up off the table and storms out to find Wench)

(but as he bursts out the door he runs into Da Man)

Da Man: Whoa, whoa, Colonel Sanders! Where ya think you're going?

Firefly: I'm gonna go give that bitch Wench a little taste of Southern Hospitality!

(Firefly starts to go but Da Man grabs his arm)

Da Man: No you're not.

Firefly: You gonna stop me?

Da Man: Yep, I am. It's a trap. Don't you think Wench WANTS you to go looking for her just so the three of them can jump you?

(Firefly looks frustrated because he's right)

Da Man: Hey, I know you and me have never exactly been buddies but for now we have a common enemy. You want the tag title from Reaper and I want the World Title from him. So, I'm telling you this so you can save it for the match and give him the beating of a lifetime.

Firefly: I-ight. That makes sense. But believe me, win or lose tonight, I ain't nowhere near done with Evil Unlimited.

(Firefly turns and heads off to the dressing room)

(camera stays with Da Man and he grins)

[SoL]

camera cuts in on a hollywood mansion...

camera zooms into the door, and it opens, SoL comes out wearing a hugh hefner-type robe...he has a big smile on his face

SoL: hello mtv, and welcome to my crib!
"SoL-p2p superstar" flashes on the screen as he walks inside the house...camera cuts showing clips of various rooms

SoL: alright mtv, i guess we'll start off here, the living room. as you can see, flat screen tv, a built-in-the wall fish tank filled with the florecent jelly fish...but here's the best part!
SoL points to a huge portrait hanging over the wall...

SoL: yeah, ladies, compose yourselves, it's just a self portrait of the greatest thing to wrestling since the body slam...me. notice i'm wearing a 100% baby calf vest, had to slaughter about 7 of those to get all the material, but hey, we're not wastefull around here, the veal was plentiful that week, let's go!
SoL leads them to the bedroom

SoL: alright now we got the large bed, notice the dents, that's from all that!
SoL does a "pelvic" thrust, continues to smile

SoL: got another flat screen, bathroom with jacuzzi tub, walk in shower, but here's my pride and joy!
SoL brings the camera's to his walk in closet filled with vests

SoL: this is what it's all about right here, beign that the NEW BREED is such a superstar, i have all my things custom made. and i don't go with the traditional cotton, oh no! all these vest are made of the skin from animals. like this one for instance, 100% chameleon skin, oh yeah, it changes colors! or this one, 100% california condor vest, all i got to say is someone went on the endangered species list after this baby was finished. but i could go on and on, let me show you my favorite room in the house!
SoL leads them down to a room full of pictures and memorabilia

SoL: this is my trophy room! yep, a whole room dedicated to the accomplishments of me, the NEW BREED. now i know what you're thinking, one room couldn't possibly be enough to capture the essence of SoL, and you're right, it was hard, but we managed. anyhow let's check out some what we have here...

SoL: as you can see there a couple titles i held over at the pwa. also i got my "faction wars" trophy over there. hanging up there i got my AVW tag team belt. but this is what i really want to point out...

SoL: yep that's from my first ever pwa title defense, which i won by the way. and who is that on the other end of a NEW BREED ass whuppin', why it's the p2p heavyweight champ Soul Reaper...gotta admit, the kid had some fight, but in the end, just like now, he was no match for SoL. he had heart though, i knew that kid would go places...oh, and what's this?

SoL: oh man, another classic bout between firefly and myself, yep, beat his ass like he stole something. but once again, the lil' trouper had heart! oh and this one is my favorite!

SoL: now when i got this picture i kept it because the NEW BREED looks so damn good in italian fabric, but the other day as i was admiring my stunning looks, i noticed a certain someone in the background. yep that was PWA rookie SFS, oh, the guy you people know as Diddly Squat, carrying out his first duties as a rookie, carrying my bags, you were so excited, with your little "all access pass"...if the camera can zoom in you will notice that in one of his hands Diddly is holding a rolled up $50 bill, that's because after he dropped off my bags i sent him to go get me my favorite pre-match food, blueberry fruit on the bottom yogart...oh i let him keep the change, probably still the biggest payoff that slappy's ever recieved.
SoL starts laughing at his own joke

SoL: you know it's funny diddly, after a month of being my whipping boy and carrying my bags, you still can't HOLD MY JOCK! i think we say that last week at TNT. anyhow MTV, i'm getting off track, let's go down to the garage so you check out my bikes, cars and jet skis, but before we do that i have a message to the p2p superstars...
SoL's smile turns into a serious look as he stares into the camera

SoL:get used to this face, because this is the NEW BREED's world, all you f'n posers are just occupying space! i will dominate the p2p just like i've dominated everywhere else...oh i was kept off the card this week, but the NEW BREED will be in the building, count on it...alright guys, on to the garage!
SoL puts a smile back on his face as he leads the camera crew outside

-fin-

[Gormy]

Gormy jumps and spins round, breathing a sigh of relief when she sees it is UKG. He walks across the room to her and she throws her arms around him. UKG wraps his arms around Gormy, almost smothering her in his bear like grip.

UKG How have you been? I haven't had chance to see you properly since.....

UKG releases Gormy and holds her at arms length scrutinising her. Finally satisfied, he leads her to a seat and sits down opposite her.

Gormy Yeah, I know, I have made sure I have been out of the way. To lick my wounds so to speak.

UKG Are you OK now? I know you have had a match or two and to be honest I am worried about you. You seem.....different, I cant put my finger on it.

Gormy I know. Leave me be Ant, I will be fine. I'd rather not talk about it.

Taking a deep, shaky breath, Gormy smiles at UKG.

Gormy0 Thats enough talk of me for now, I hear you have been very busy today.

UKG Yes, yes I have. Tell you what, I will tell you all about it over champagne later if you want.

Gormy smile broadens into a grin.

Gormy That would be nice. I'll look forward to that. Listen Ant, do you mind excusing me, I want to go and see Rocky about something.

UKG rolls his eyes.

UKG Good luck, you will need it.

Gormy looks at UKG puzzled. UKG just smiles and shrugs his shoulders.

UKG You will find out babe. You HAVE been out of the loop haven't you? UKG says chuckling.

UKG stands up and leaves the room, winking at Gormy as he does so. Gormy still looking slightly puzzled also leaves the room, turns left and heads towards Rocky's office. As she gets closer, she hears 2 voices. 1 of which is very obviously Rocky's, the other, she doesn't recognise. She knocks on Rocky's door and waits for him to shout her in.

Gormy opens the door and stops dead in her tracks. Inside the office she sees Rocky sat in his chair, behind his desk.....alone.

Rocky Yes? What do you want? Cant you see we are really busy here. I dont have much time.

Gormy Err, I, err, wanted to ask you for another match with Wench. I haven't had a match on my own with her since, well, you know.....

Rocky Hmm, let us think about it for a while. I will discuss it with the others and let you know shortly, OK?

Gormy Err, yeah, OK Rocky, whatever you say.

Gormy retreats out of the room, walking backwards, nto really wanting to turn her back on Rocky. Quietly she closes the door and almost immediately the 2 voices begin their discussion again

Fade to black

[Wench]

Wench is in Evil Unlimited's candle lit locker room. She looks up into the camera and begins to speak.

Wench: Ah, Firefly. They say history always repeats itself and so it will with us at the next show. Once again we will meet again in that squared circle. Once again we will go one on one.

Don't worry. Evil Unlimited won't interfere. Reaper knows I can kick your scrawy ass and has assured HellSpawn I am perfectly capable of doing so once again.

So, at the next TNT, it will be Wench vs Firefly and I will come out on top.

The candle flames suddenly rise and the Wench grins as she knows it means HellSpawn has arrived as the scene fades to black.

[shinnstheory]

Also locked.

[Stare]

is it?

*looks around*

[Reaper]

You didn't look properly. Look again!