P2PW's TNT (6/29 - 7/2) Promo and Voting

[shinnstheory]

As this week’s P2PW’s Turmoil comes on the air, we see Londonite exiting Shinn’s office. She approaches Starcrunch, who is just outside of the door. Londonite smiles then nods.

Starcrunch:[/b] He went for it?

Londonite:[/b] I told you he would!

Starcrunch:[/b] Sweet!

The two women exchange a high-five as Rocky appears in view.

Rocky:[/b] What are you two all giddy about?

Londonite:[/b] Shinn’s signed a match for us tonight.

Rocky:[/b] So?

The two girls laugh as they turn their backs towards Rocky and walk down the hall. Rocky opens the door to Shinn’s office.

Rocky:[/b] So, Londonite vs. Starcrunch? Give me a break Shinn’s. We need ratings to RISE. What’s the point?

Shinn’s flips through the latest P2PW magazine as he answers Rocky.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] I didn’t book that match.

Rocky:[/b] I was just outside your office. They told me you booked them in a match tonight.

Shinn's Theory:[/b] I did.

Rocky cocks an eyebrow.

Shinns's Theory:[/b] I booked a women’s championship match. London vs. Starcrunch vs. Wench.

Rocky:[/b] WHAT!

Shinn's Theory:[/b] Yea, and Evil Unlimited is banned from ringside.

Rocky seems a bit disturbed about this decision.

Rocky:[/b] Why don’t you ever consult me before signing matches like these?

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Because I don’t have to.

Rocky stares at Shinn’s.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Before I forget…. Soul Reaper is booked in a match tonight too. He’ll be taking on Kaos and Cactus in a handicapped match. Evil Unlimited will be band from ringside for that match too.

Rocky:[/b] Jesus Shinn’s! Anything else I should know?

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Yea. I also booked you in a match this week. You’ll be taking on Diddly Squat. The winner will become the number one contender for the Rage Championship.

Rocky shoves a stack of papers off of Theory’s desk.

Rocky:[/b] Screw you Shinn’s. You wanna run the show on your own? Well, I’ll fight fire with fire. I’m booking your ass in a match tonight. In fact, if you lose, you’ll be suspended for 30 days. How’s that?

Shinn’s Theory[/b] You know……you can’t suspend me. BUT, I’m not too worried about it. So, I’ll go along with your little stipulation.

Rocky laughs as he heads for the door.

Rocky:[/b] Do you want to know who your opponent is?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Doesn’t matter to me really.

Rocky:[/b] Have it your way.

Rocky leaves Shinn’s office. Just before we go to our first commercial break, Rocky pops his head back in.

Rocky:[/b] Trent Acid.

Rocky closes the door. The camera pans towards Shinn’s as he now has a very worried look on his face.

Tonight’s Matches

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship

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The Wench vs. Londonite vs. Starcrunch

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)[/u]
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match[/u]
Soul Reaper vs. Kaos & Cactus

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation[/u]
Shinn’s Theory vs. Trent Acid[/b][/center]


Please do not vote on the Rocky vs. Diddly Squat Match. This will be a Rage Rules Match.[/size]

[shinnstheory]

I'm a day late posting this, so I'll keep the thread open for most of the weekend instead of closing it on Friday.

My Votes:

Starcrunch
Kaos & Cactus
Shinn's Theory

[stocko]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match
Kaos & Cactus

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Shinn’s Theory

will promo later

[Reaper]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Trent Acid

[McKenna]

Tonight’s Matches

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship

Starcrunch

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)

Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match

Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation

Shinn’s Theory

[Reaper]

PROMO

The picture on the screen cuts to a group of kids playing in a field. The field is full of burnt out cars and rubble. As the camera pans to the left, we can see that all buildings in sight are either demolished are practically unusable. The camera then moves again, this time showing rubbish littering the streets. One last movement of the camera reveals the back of a man, staring into the field, where the kids are now jumping over one of the burnt out cars. The man in front of the camera slowly turns around, revealing Rocky. He speaks soon after

"It's some sight, is it not? The degeneration of a once vibrant and thriving community. Where the children of the past played amongst the green, green fields. Now they play amongst cars abandoned at mass. And why? Who knows. But it is one of the many places that have fallen victim to sheer human destruction and carnage. Would you agree with us, Diddly, when we say it's beautiful? Thought not. We like things that have been decimated beyond recognition. But we can go into that in more detail at TNT. And we will, Diddly. We will."

Rocky smiles, before turning around and slowly walking towards one of the near by, crumbling buildings. As he approaches a closed door, he kicks it open, before proceeding inside. He then begins to walk up a long flight of stairs. While still walking, Rocky speaks once more

"With the promise of seeing more physical damage at TNT, we have something else to address. Or should we say, someone. You see, for weeks now, we have stated that revenge will be extracted upon the reigning Rage Champion. That statement is even closer to being fulfileld. And soon it will. All that stands between unchartered chaos, is one man. Diddly Squat. All that stands between us and UKG is one man. Diddly Squat. He will soon be removed from the equation, Da Man, and our rendevouz will commence. Our date with destiny will arrive. Your fate will take place. It is then, Da Man, that you will kneel before us. You will cower in fear. You will cry for mercy as we bring a fist of pure hatred crashing down on your temple. Then you will forever remember our name. Our cause. Our reign of terror. To say, Da Man, that you will never be fully composmentos again, is an understatement unparalelled, even by a genious of a man. The dawn of fury is fast approaching, and the furious fires are growing more intense."

Suddenly Rocky turns around and starts walking backdown the stairs at pace. As he does so, the camera moves back also. Rocky now has a serious look on his face, as he delivers a final monolouge.

"Da Man, your existence is like a compass with no points of direction. Your life is like a resistence army with nothing or no one to fight against or for.The very values of which you stand for in life are neither relevant, nor plausable. All pointless. And it's these pointless things about you, Da Man, that make you nothing. Nothing at all. Hear what we say. Heed what we say. Honour what we say. Or you will find out first hand, that Hell hath no fury like us scorned. And this is what Diddly Squat shall discover at TNT. You may have thought, Diddly, that when Shinn's Theory, Doc Holliday, Firefly, Wench and us went our seperate ways, Apocalypse was no more. Over. Well, that is far from truth. In fact, you couldn't be more wrong. For this is only the beginning of the end for you Diddly. TNT will be your apocalypse. Take a look around. Familiarise yourself with these surroundings. Becuase this is what you will see at the end of TNT. Sheer destruction. Sheer carnage. Sheer apocalypse."

Suddenly, Rocky points straight to the camera, before it turns around, recording all of the destoyed buildings, burnt out cars and rubbish from before. The camera then turns back around towards Rocky, but he is gone. The camera then fades to black, as Rocky's laugh can be heard echoing throughout the crumbling building.

[shinnstheory]

Holy Moly! I totally fucked up the preview... It's fixed now. Typical Shinn's Typos.

[Wench]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench (obviously)

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)


Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper (Stable vote)

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Trent Acid (Gotta go with the underdog)


EDIT: Promo to follow

[soulreaper]

The shot opens to a view of a darkened room lit only by the spotlight that drenches light on a chair. Seated in the chair is a tied and gagged Gormy. Soul Reaper slowly glides into the picture and hovers behind Gormy hanging his head over her shoulder. He looks to the camera and speaks

"Look at her. Go ahead, take a nice long look. Helpless, fragile, weak....she is the embodiment of the bWo. Where are you guys anyways? Kaos...Cactus... Where are you? You two are so completely pathetic, Where were you guys when I so easily abducted this little thing? Thats right, it was me. I am the one that made this plan, I AM the entity responsible for creating Evil Unlimited, and I am the one that stole your eye candy. Does that anger you? Does it make you swell up on the inside with animosity? I hope so.

You see, it is that anger, that hate, that I want to see out of you guys for our match. That way MAYBE you will present a challenge. When I hear the names Kaos and Cactus, the first thing that crosses my mind is 'Who?' second thing is that crosses my mind is the joys I will have when I destroy your hopes, crush your dreams of ever seeing your precious little Gormy free again. I want to you to build your hopes up as high as they can reach and then watch the bottom fall out from under it all... and when that happens, I will love every second of it.

You 2 kids couldn't begin to imagine what kind of hell you are putting yourselves through. You have no idea what I am capable of do you? I am the purest form of evil, I don't feel remorse, I just create havoc. I produce unspeakable atrocities. I break people, destroy their spirit, beat them senseless, and then finally reap their very soul. This is a losing battle for you 2. "

he then turns his head and faces Gormy and speaks to her

"Tonight I eliminate your little buddies, and there is nothing you can do about it. Nobody is coming to save you little one, as a matter of fact, after tonight, they won't even want to try anymore..." Tears begin to pour from Gormy's eyes and down her cheeks...."and when its all said and done, you will barely even register as a memory to your so called 'buddies.' You and your soul belong to me now..." he then laughs, stops and focuses once again back to the camera

"You boys are going to walk through the valley of the shadow of death tonight, you may not fear me, but you will never escape alive. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust... Your souls are mine. Death is coming and there is NO ESCAPE!!"

Reaper then seems to glide out of the light leaving a sobbing Gormy on her own once again...menacing laughter is heard as the camera fades to black

[diddlysquat]

NOTE: I WILL BE OFFLINE FROM JULY 4TH TO JULY 14TH AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VOTE IN FUTURE SHOWS!!!!!

[glow=green,2,300]PROMO[/glow]

The camera opens with the newest member of the P2PW Interview team, Dale Newman, knocking on the door of the locker room of Diddly Squat. He opens the door to find a nervous Diddly banging his head on the wall.

DS: Crap, crap, crap..... Who the hell are you?

DN: I'm Dale Newman, the new P2PW Interviewer.

DS: I could care less who you are. In fact, I didn't even want to know!

DN: yes you did. You asked me.

DS: No I didn't.

DN: Umm, yes you did.

DS: No I didn't. Prove that I did.

DN: Umm...... never mind. Anyway, I wanted to ask you about your match tonight against Rocky. How do you feel?

DS: How do you think I feel Dale Old-son? I get here and I'm told I'm heading into a match with Rocky, the co-owner of the company, and one of the best wrestlers in the country today! Not to mention the other two things - it's a Rage Rules match, the most violent match in pro wrestling today, and the winner gets a shot at the Rage Title! And my losing streak won't help matters. I'm on the biggest losing streak ever! The only person beating me in losing is David Young! Do you know how it feels to lose every match, and have to make up for yourself since you're the World's Smartest Man? It's hard. And I'm so unprepared for tonight's match that I can't even conduct a Diddly Scoop!

DN: Heh heh heh, those are VERY funny.

DS: Thanks, but you aren't a critic, so shut up. Which gay ass moron decided to hire you anyway? He must not have bought a Diddly Squat Dictionary!

DN: Umm... Rocky is the gay ass moron who hired me.

DS: Oh shit! I mean... You called Rocky a gay as moron! I'm telling on you.

DN: No, wait!

Before Newman can do anything, Diddly picks him up and suplexes him onto the couch near the door. Diddly then rushes out of the room in a fast jog, and begins to jog to Rocky's office. He stops when he sees Shane Montez standing near a TV moniter.

DS: YOU. What was with that shit during my match at the pay per view? Who the diddly are you to run in during my title match?

SM: I'm the P2PW Champion, that's who. And telling on a new guy ain't gonna give ya brownie points with Rocky.

DS: Well, Shane, you might be able to wrestle a match, but when it comes to speaking a sentence, you don't know Diddly Squat!

Shane shoves Diddly and walks off as Diddly gives an evil glare. The camera fades to black and we fade into a commercial for the Diddly Squat Dictionary.

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Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
Starcrunch

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match
Kaos & Cactus

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Trent Acid

[Cactus]

Votes

Starcrunch

Koas & Cactus

Shinns

Promizzle to follow

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat -- no vote

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Trent Acid


PROMO

*Camera pans into a dimly lit part of the Arena parking lot. Camera slowly pans forward and a flashlight beam shoots upward. Revealing the face of Trent Acid.

Trent begins to laugh. Showing a psychotic smile.

Trent: Weelll....couple weeks at P2P and all of a sudden I am.....well it was expected. Almost predictable, that I would be an eye-opener for the boys in the locker room... allow me to formally introduce myself.....

Trent gives out a psychotic smile.

Trent: I am Trent Acid! I am the reason you lock your doors when you go to sleep, I am the reason kids believe in monsters, I am the personification of fear! The person that people know of but are afraid to talk about, the voice of all that is perilous! The reason everyone should worry.

Trent laughs.

Trent: I'm not here to do what everyone else pleases, I'm not here to....'climb the ranks'.... I am here to leave the lasting impression. It's like watching a train wreck on live TV, you want to cover your eyes, turn it off, but you can't.... You hate me, you wish I was dead, but you cannot, CANNOT, ignore me!

Trent's facial expression becomes very serious.

Trent: And that is why everyone at P2P is worried. It's not safe anymore, they saw it last week, they saw it...at Extinction...and they, as well as everyone in the arena and watching this on TV, will see here tonight. Because when I step in the ring with Shinn's, my respect for him goes out the window, I'm no longer just another wrestler, I become your worst fear, your worst enemy, and your best friend all at the same time. Because I will beat you to the point where you beg me to either have mercy or finish the job entirely. Bring all you got Shinn's, because I will. Make no mistake about it.

*Camera fades.

END PROMO.

[Cactus]

As the fans look back from the Jumbotron they look at the ring and break out into wild cheers as they see their hardcore legend in the ring . . . . . . . . Cactus

Cactus"REAPER, Reaper, see me here just "appearing" like you, its all smoke and mirrors so if you think I am going to be scared of you tonight you have another thing coming.

You walk around like you are a fallen angel and you are here to judge us all then take our souls."

A small group of Reapers minions at ringside start clapping and cheering at the mention of their mentors name.

Cactus"Well we have a saying back in the UK about things like that BOLLOCKS"

The rest of the arena start laughing at Reapers expense, this agravates a couple of Reapers minions and a minor fight breaks out amongst one of the minions and a guy in a Cactus t-shirt

Cactus"HEY . . . .HEY cut that out "

Cactus jumps down of the apron and grabs the minion and throws him over the guardrail with his back to the ring

Cactus"Get in the ring I wanna talk to you . . . . . .and whats with the white skin say it with me . . . . .sunshine."

Cactus walks up the steel steps and jumps the top rope and beckons the minion to follow him, the guy does but he is very cautious. Cactus motions to the ring tech for another mic and hands it to the minion.

Minion"As I walk through the valley of death Reaper will guide me . . . . . . . and kick your ass!"

Cactus"Whoa whoa what with all the hostility, I mean just cause your man has our friend does not mean we are like him, no in fact I have another idea.

Cactus moves over to the minion and double arm DDT's him, he then picks him up moves him into place and then quicker than a hiccup head and neck plexes him over the top rope. Minion hits the concrete floor with a sickening thud. As the EMT's run from the back Cactus picks up the microphone again. . . .

Cactus"Leave him, or join him the choice is yours guys"

The EMT's back away with a look on concern across their faces, talking to each other.

Cactus"You see Reaper its this simple, you have something we want and until we get her back, well each week one of us will come out and take one of your "minions" until they are all gone.

As I started to say you think you are a fallen angel well tonight I guess you can call Kaos and me angels of mercy, you see we dont fear you, see FireFly has taken me to the limit time and time again, hell even The Wench has proved herself again and again by beating all comers for the womens title but what have you done? You walk round with your smoke and mirrors trying to scare people and guess what. . . . .you dont scare the b.W.o. and most important you dont scare me.

Now tonight you will have your ass handed to you, and if you still wanna walk round here thinking you are all that so that all the great unwashed can worship you. . . . think again.

See either you give us Gormy or we will have all of your minions and who will cheer you then?

Remember Reaper tonight we get Gormy back or . . . .

Cactus holds onto the mic steps through the ropes hops onto the apron and delivers a picture perfect elbow onto the fallen fan. Cactus stands up and slings the fan over his shoulder with ease.

Cactus. . . . .or you dont see any of your minions again."

Bang! Bang!

A full moon shows on the jumbotron as the words b.W.o. flash across, Battery blares out of the speakers as Cactus stalks up the ramp, the lone wolf alone with his prey.

[shinnstheory]

Shinn’s Theory - P-to-the-Rizzle[/size][/b]

Shinn’s Theory is seen back in his office talking on his cell phone. The camera is quick to pick up the conversation.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I hope you’re right man.

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yea, see? That’s the thing. You know him a little better then I do. All I’ve seen is what he’s capable of. I haven’t seen what he’s actually done in the past.

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Is that right?

Shinn’s Pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I think you’ve got a point. Hell, I’ve beaten you. I’ve beaten Reaper. I’ve beaten some of the best.

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Oh Jesus. That was a while ago. Water under the bridge my friend.

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I know.

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] So, how is the skybox treating you two?

Shinn’s pauses.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Not a problem. Consider it a “favor in need of return“.

Shinn’s pauses then begins to laugh.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] My thoughts exactly.

Shinn’s snaps his phone shut and tosses his legs up on his desk. He lights up a Don Diego Cigar. Before he is able to get a few puffs in, there is a faint knock on his door.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Ome N!

Voice outside the Door:[/b] What?

Shinn’s takes the cigar out of his mouth.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Come in!

The door opens and in walks Doc Holliday.

Doc Holliday:[/b] Hey partner!

Shinn’s is quick to hop to his feet and shake hands with his fellow tag team partner.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Hey Doc. Cigar?

Shinn’s extends a box of Diegos towards Doc but he refuses. Instead, Doc packs a tin of Skoal classic and pops in a chew. Holliday then plants himself on Theory’s couch. Shinn’s sits back down.

Doc Holliday:[/b] Hell of a night for you tonight Shinn’s. That Acid dude is one bad ass.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yea, so I’ve heard.

Shinn’s looks over at Doc. He takes a puff of his cigar. He looks back towards Doc. Immediately, Shinn’s shows signs of disgust.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Dude! I have an empty slurped cup sitting around here somewhere!

Doc Holliday:[/b] I’ve been chewing for years Shinn’s. I’ve developed an iron stomach. No need for a spittoon.

Shinn’s Theory is shown gagging a little. But, he quickly turns his attention back to tonight’s events.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Doc? Can I ask you a question?

Doc Holliday:[/b] Shoot partner.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Escort me to the ring tonight? Stand in my corner for my match?

Doc is quick to respond.

Doc Holliday:[/b] You didn’t even have to ask. Of course Shinn’s.

The door to Shinn’s office quickly flies open and Rocky peeks his head in again.

Rocky:[/b] Doc Holliday is band from ringside.

Rocky slams the door shut and the camera pans back towards Shinn’s.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Son of a bitch.

Doc Holliday:[/b] Isn’t there a way you can make that all go away?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I wish.

Shinn’s stands up and begins to pace back and forth in his office, puffing on his cigar.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Why the hell am I so worried? I was first ever and longest reigning P2PW World Champion in history. So what? Trent is a monster. So what? Trent laid out our current World Champion and Rage Champion last week. So what? I could have done that. I could have made an impact. But I didn’t. So what?


Shinn’s quickly put his cigar in an ashtray and opens up his laptop. He types away. Doc Holliday is shown, still swallowing is chew. After a minute or so, Theory’s printer begins to print a document. Shinn’s waits for the printing to stop. He quickly grabs the paper and slams it onto his desk. He grabs a pen, signs on one of the lines then looks towards his Tag Team Partner.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Doc, come here for a moment. I have something for you to sign, just in case.

Holliday stands up. He reads through the short document and smiles. He immediately grabs the pen and signs.

Doc Holliday:[/b] Not bad Shinn’s. Nice thinking.

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Now THAT is what you call a TRUE “insurance policy“.

The two plant themselves onto the couch. Shinn’s takes a few more puffs. He glances at Doc as he swallows another pinch of his chew. Shinn’s shakes his head a bit. He then grabs the remote and turns the television on. He flips through the channels then stops, putting the remote down. Shinn‘s smiles as he he watches the television. Doc looks over at Shinn‘s with a surprised look on his face

Doc Holliday:[/b] You seriously like this show Shinn’s?

Shinn‘s Theory:[/b] Yea, you try and tell me that Screech character isn’t hilarious!

Camera fades….

[Doc Holliday]

Tonight’s Matches

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
Starcrunch

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Shinn’s Theory

[Firefly]

(in the darkened room where GormyMuppet is being kept, Evil Unlimited is having a group discussion)

(the camera is behind the bound Gormy and can only see the group from a distance and only hear murmurs)

(the group breaks and Firelfy says audibly)

Firefly: Yeah, don't you guys worry about a thing. I stay here and keep watch on her.

(Firefly turns to Gormy)

Firefly: Yeah, a REAL good watch.

(Wench and Reaper leave the room. Firefly gets another chair and sits it next to Gormy)

(camera pans around to the front)

(Firefly reaches in his coat pocket and pulls out a small knife)

(Gormy's eyes widen with fear)

(then Firefly gets a small block of wood from another pocket and starts whittling it)

Firefly: Ya know, it about figures the way this show got booked tonight. Wench, the women's champ, has to defend under triple threat rules. Meanwhile, Reaper gets a dag-blamed handicapped match. The kicker, our little stable here is banned from ringside. So, that, plus the fact that even after I beat Doc Holiday last week, I got left off the card. You wanna know why I think that is?

(Firefly still whittling looks at Gormy)

Firefly: Ok, I'll tell ya why. Because I'm finally getting back to my Southern roots. And believe me, Southern people nowadays get discriminated against more than anybody. You have a Southern accent, your IQ automatically goes down 40 points. Everybody in the whole world gets to make fun of your kind but you can't say anything back. The whole world is trying erase the South's importantce in American history and wipe us out all together. Well, I ain't havin' that. I am going to be the one who brings dignity back. I am the one that will make everyone respect the South like they once did. I will make a new Confederacy. And in spite of what everyone wants...the South WILL rise again!

(Firefly grins)

Firefly: And what better start than with your buddies the BWO. Those damn brits. Always thinking they're better than everybody else. Thinking they're all sophisticated and such. Well, let's just see how big they think they are after a little Southern Hospitality.

(Gormy muffles something)

Firefly: Oh, are they really gonna come for you? Well, I say let 'em come. I ain't got nothin' to do tonight anyways.

[Firefly]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Trent Acid

[Gormy]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
The Wench

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Shinn’s Theory

[Red Ninja]

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
Starcrunch

Number One Contender‘s Match for the Rage Title (Rage Rules)
Rocky vs. Diddly Squat

Handicapped Match
Soul Reaper

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Shinn’s Theory

[-JeNiFeR-]

"The Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World hits the speaker system and the crowd goes wild. StarCrunch comes out wearing a cheerleaders outfit. Its purple and pink with a star on the shirt that says StarCrunchPunch. And of course she has a slurpee in her hand. She prances down the runway towards the ring as everyone snaps pictures of her and the crowd is just going crazy. She pops over the top rope and raises her hands to the sky as everyone cheers for her. Then she takes a sip of her slurpee and grabs the mic.

"Tonight I am going against that old Wench again and Londonite, but my focus is on Wench. She has my title you guys!!"

The crowd cheers for StarCrunch.

"Yes I know you all want me to have my title back and I love all the support you give me. Unlike this bra I'm wearing, its not doing a good job on supporting these boobs I have."

StarCrunch puts her slurpee down and starts messin with her bra. The crowd begins to laugh. She stops and picks up her slurpee again.

" Oh well at least when I jump up and down my boobs will bounce more! See how easily I forget why I am out here? Cause Wench is easily forgotten. I'm sorry to say it that way but she is. No one wants her here, especially not with my title. So tonight I will regain my title and I will bounce around the ring a lot, especially for those guys out there, and I will put a stop to that old Wench!"

The crowd pops and snaps pictures of StarCrunch while she is jumping up and down.

"Well you might wanna know why I'm wearing a cheerleading outfit. Well I made some cheers for you all. And here we go...

StarCrunch puts down her slurpee in the corner of the ring making sure that it wont get spilled. Then she proceeds to the middle of the ring and starts her cheer.

"Hey StarCrunch your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind. Hey StarCrunch!"

StarCrunch stands there for a second with her arms in the air and then all of a sudden she realizes what cheer she just did.

"OOPs wrong cheer.. hehe.. that's my personal cheer! Here let me try another one. How funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose. I am mighty StarCrunch and I'll boost your caboose! Aww man, thats the wrong one too! Alright here is the one I really wanted to do for you guys today. U-G-L-Y Wench aint got no alibi, she ugly, yeah yeah she ugly. M-A-M-A how do you think she got that way? Her mama! yeah yeah her mama!"

StarCrunch stands with her arms in the air once again as the crowd goes wild for her cheers. Then she gets her slurpee and makes her way up the ramp. Backstage we see her walking to her locker room but she is carrying a notebook. She is writing stuff down as she walks. Then all of a sudden Shinns comes around the corner and WHAM! They bump into each other, StarCrunch drops her booklet.

Shinns: "Sorry about that StarCrunch. I'll get that for you."

Shinns bends down and picks up the booklet. He looks at it and he stars at StarCrunch with a huge grin on his face. StarCrunch starts to try and grab her book but Shinns holds it above her head to where she can't reach it.

Shinns: "So you got a thing for Reaper huh?"

StarCrunch: "SSSHHH Shinns don't say anything!!"

StarCrunch tryes to grab the book again by jumping to reach it but she still can't reach. Shinns looks at the notebook, it has a picture of Reaper in the middle and little doodles around him saying "I Love Reaper" Shinns just laughs as StarCrunch trys harder to get the book back.

Shinns: "So whats in it for me if I give it back to you?"

He takes a long look at her slurpee. StarCrunch pulls her slurpee closer to her and takes a sip of it.

StarCrunch: "Oh, you want my slurpee in exchange for my notebook, and you wont tell anyone about it?"

Shinns: "Sounds good to me. Oh one more thing, I want you to jump a few times for me."

StarCrunch looks at him with a smirk on her face. Then she hands over the Slurpee and grabs the book.

StarCrunch: "Do I have to cheer for you too?"

Shinns: "Yeah"

StarCrunch begins to cheer.

StarCrunch: "Hey Shinns your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind! Hey Shinns!"

Shinns watches as he sips on the slurpee. He gives StarCrunch a wink and then walks away. StarCrunch holds her book close to her chest as she skurries to her locker room.

[Nation]

Tonight’s Matches

Triple Threat Match for the Women‘s Championship
Starcrunch

Handicapped Match
B.W.O.

Singles Competition - With Special Stipulation
Shinn’s Theory

PROMO TO FOLLOW....

[Nation]

(BACKSTAGE)

The INTERNATIONAL Champion, NATION is walking backstage, bucket of popcorn in hand, towards the security entrance to the stairs leading to the OUTSIDER's private skybox.

The P2PW's roving reporter, KACEY GARCIA, seeing an opportunity for a scoop from the I/N Champ scampers over to try and prise an exclusive from one half of the most decorated team in the P2PW.

KACEY: Excuse me, NATION...Excuse me, NATION. Can I have a quick word with you as regards to the current B.W.O. situation and in particular your match last week with MASTADON?

NATION stops dead in his tracks at the sound of MASTADON's name. He slowly turns around and faces KACEY. Slowly and with purpose NATION removes his sunglasses and stares straight into KACEY's eyes, unnerving her slightly. He out stretches his arm and his hand folds open, demanding the microphone. Hesitantly KACEY hands NATION the microphone. As NATION grabs the mic, he hands the bucket of popcorn for KACEY to hold.

NATION (with quiet anger and frustration in his voice): You want to know what I think about the (almost spits out) B.....W.....O? You want to know what I think of the perpetual loser that is MASTADON?

NATION continues to glare down at KACEY as she begins to tremble slightly.

NATION (suddenly upbeat, actually making KACEY jump slightly) Well damn...The B.W.O. sure are in a bit of a mess at the moment. I feel for them I really do. It must be pretty frustrating being played like that by the dregs of APOCALYPSE. I mean WENCHYKINS and company have done this to make a name for themselves here in the P2PW and I have to admit it's worked. It's all everyone is talking about. Hell, it's even made the front pages of every wrestling publication in the world. Which is nothing to scoff at. But I really hope the B.W.O. guys sort this out. There's no hard feelings between me and DA MAN and those guys. GORMY is a great leader and I think she'll be back. Better than ever.

(looks at KACEY)

NATION: Is that ok? Is that what you want to hear?

KACEY slowly nods her head. NATION goes to hand her back to mic, but at the last second snatches it back.

NATION (loudly) "Well let me tell you what I really think... (points to camera) Hey KACEY, you and this guy better keep up.....(starts walking towards the entrance to the arena floor as KACEY and cameraman try to catch up) MASTADON. MASTADON. Why do I hate thee? Well let me tell you why? Everyday that you're here in the P2PW is like a disease ridden pigeon taking a big crap on Michaelangelo's David."

NATION opens a door and is now in the concession area. The fans in the vicinity are dumbfounded but quickly start cheering "OUT-SIDE-ERS! OUT-SIDE-ERS!" NATION walks through the crowd and continues to make his way to the arena floor.

NATION: I mean here's a guy, the self proclaimed leader of the B.W.O. who has someone who he calls a friend in mortal danger at the hands of a trio of deranged lunatics, intent on causing said friend some serious damage. The B.W.O. are obviously upset and want to do something about it but their "leader" is more interested in me and sorting out issues between us, once and for all. Regardless of the safety of his "good friend" GORMY.

Starts to climb the steps into the arena as KACEY and the cameraman follow.

NATION enters the arena and the camera cuts to ringside and we can see NATION making his way down the steep steps from the nose bleed seats towards the ring. The crowd going bananas all around him, as security rush in to stop things getting out of hand.

NATION: Hey MASTADON! Newsflash! There is no me and you. We are over. You are nothing but a small paragraph in the history of the OUTSIDERS. Me and DA MAN have bigger fish to fry, little tad-pole. You lost your match. You knew the stipulation. But you wouldn't let it lie. You had to keep the B.W.O. at ringside for when things got too much for you. You and your little bitches can put me through a table. It doesn't change anything. I'm still better that you.

NATION starts making his way throught the aisles.

NATION: You can powerbomb me. Piledrive me. Suplex me. Clothesline me. You can put me in a Figure Four, Sharpshooter, Million Dollar Dream. Double team. Triple team. Quadruple team me. (climbs over the railguard and makes his way into the ring) You can put me through one table. Two tables. Three tables. You can grind my face into the mat. You can throw me over the top rope, middle rope or bottom rope. You can beat me down, knock me out, string me up. But the one thing you can't do is the one thing you want more than anything. You cannot beat me. You cannot pin me 1-2-3. You cannot make me submit. You cannot do it when it counts. And you never will.

NATION enters the ring. KACEY and the camera man catch up and follow him in.

NATION: I have the perfect record against you. (Laughs to himself) Hell, everyone has got a perfect record against you, so it's nothing to brag about. But there's nothing you can do about it. You can come out here and demand title shot after title shot but you're not gonna get it anymore. I'm washing my hands of you and your "challenge". And if I can do that, then that means no rage title shots and no world title shots. And given your history with tag team partners, no tag team gold on the horizon.

NATION paces across the ring, while KASEY and the cameraman try and stay out of his way.

NATION: Some people get labelled "has beens" but that means at one point, they had "it". You, MASTADON will always be "a never have, never will." And there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it.

NATION: (Points to KACEY and grabs back his popcorn) Does that answer your question?

KACEY nods her head.

NATION: GOOD! Now if you don't mind I've got a show to watch.

KACEY moves out of NATION's way but the cameraman steps into NATION's path.

NATION: Did you hear what I said? I said move it or I'll grab you by that dead animal stuck to your chin, that's right, your beard and I will fling you out of my way. Now move!

The cameraman slowly lowers his camera, then suddenly smashes NATION over the head with it. The crowd cheer loudly but then the crowd goes nuts when the cameraman removes his baseball cap and sunglasses and fake beard and reveals himself to be MASTADON!

MASTADON stands over NATION's prone body and grabs a handful of popcorn and puts it in his own mouth.

MASTADON- Yeah, enjoy the show, dude and you'll be seeing me again real soon.

MASTADON spits a kernel in NATION's face and leaves as "IT'S SO EASY" explodes from the P.A.

END PROMO.

[shinnstheory]

Thread will be closed by Midnight (EST) Sunday.

[stocko]

after what just went down in the skybox, a proper cameraman catches up to MASTADON and KACEY GARCIA

MASTADON thanks alot for playing along KACEY, i couldnt have done it without you, and look i got you a gift

KACEY takes the giftbox off MASTADON and opens it, inside there is a signed photo of the current P2PW heavyweight champion, SENSATIONAL SHOOTER SHANE MONTEZ.

a huge grin appears on KACEY'S face and she thanks MASTADON and walks off, the cameraman starts to follow her

MASTADON hey, HEY cameraguy, dont you be going anywhere, your services are needed.

the cameraman turns and acknowledges MASTADON and continues to record

the match between NATION and MASTADON, what a classic, what an epic encounter, i thought so, the fans thought so too, but NATION, he seems to think i did not deserve to be in a match with him and he says i never will be again.

thankfully, however, such decisions are not up to him, such decisions are made by our co-owners, ROCKY and SHINNS THEORY, and just 1 hour ago in a little meeting we had, each of them guaranteed me a rematch against you, they had not decided when or what type of match it will be, but they did agree on the fact that they dont like seeing matches ended like ours ended.

you see NATION, i am sick of your attitude, you seem to think you are better than every other guy on this roster, every other guy in the back, you seem to think we are inferior, but the end of the day NATION, every dog has its day and you seem to have had yours, me on the other hand, i dont think i have had mine yet! and that can only mean bad news for you NATION.

you just ran your mouth for 10minutes, 10 minutes of waffling about how much of a waste of space i am, but you are the one on your way to the hospital, now, i have never been hit with a camera before, but i can guess it hurts a bit, and you never know NATION, one day you may get the chance to hit me with a camera

back to your opinions of me being a waste of space, if i am as bad as you say, then how come that our match was so good, it seems to me that you know how good i am, and you know how evil and sadistic i can be, but for whatever reason, you choose to tell the fans that i am shit, the people you are telling this to NATION, are MASTADON fans, they are MY fans and they are bWo fans, they like me and they appreciate me, they know how good i am, so nobody really listens to your little rants about me, they hear you, its difficult not to hear your high pitched, pre-pubescent, shrill voice, but they dont listen NATION, nobody listens, well except maybe your buddy, DA MAN, i am sure he listens to everything you say, and i am sure that it makes you feel all superior.

i have taken up enough time now, cos i am sure the guys wrestling tonight will wanna get going, but i have one more thing to say, NATION, next time you get in the ring, weather it be with me or anyone else, watch your back son, you dont know where i will be, and when i do get you in that ring, NATION, we are gonna

MASTADON pauses and looks away from the camera, he turns back towards the camera after a few seconds


SEE WHAT HAPPENS


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end promo

[shinnstheory]

Due to the United States holiday, I'll leave this open for another day. Monday night I will lock it.