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Post by shinnstheory on Oct 19, 2004 14:34:21 GMT 1
Write em up.... Write em up! Awwww yeah! Talkin' like that will make em all scared!
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Post by Scream on Oct 19, 2004 22:05:44 GMT 1
[glow=red,2,300]THE ZERION FLICKERS AS IF THERE IS AUDIO AND VISUAL PROBLEMS THEN FLICKERS TO A CLOCK. THE CLOCK STARTS COUNTING DOWN HOURS AND MINUTES. THERE IS THEN A VOICE[/glow]
VOICE
ONE, TWO, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU THREE, FOUR, BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR FIVE, SIX GRAB YOUR CRUCIFIX SEVEN, EIGHT, DON'T STAY UP LATE NINE, TEN, DECEPTION
[glow=red,2,300]THE ZERION FLICKERS AGAIN AND STATIC IS HEARD AS THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK[/glow]
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SoL
Junior
^scurrry^
Posts: 152
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Post by SoL on Oct 20, 2004 17:28:28 GMT 1
Shinn’s Theory: You heard the lady. And, close the door on your way out.
SoL turns and leaves the office, refusing to close the door.
SoL: close the door? who the hell does he think i am, BENSON*? SoL walks back down the hall
SoL: so shinns says he has "big plans" for me, so i'll play his little game...for now. all i know these matches with the academy flunkies need to stop, my name is not al snow, and this isn't tough enough! ha, speaking of flunkies... as SoL walks down the hall he bumps into dickie cha'mone, SoL puts on a fake smile
SoL: hey it's my good buddy, dickhead cha'bone, hows it hanging dick?
dickie cha'mone: that's DICKI CHA'MONE, and my bad self is doing just fine, i got a match tonight on tnt! you gonna be here to check it out?
SoL: well dick, i'd love to, but i was just given the night off so i'm blowing this town, where ever the hell we're at, and heading back to hollywood so i can party with some REAL people, know what i mean dick?
dickie cha'mone: yeah i know what you mean, if i still didn't have a match on tnt after being in p2pw for over 2 months i wouldn't want to hang around either! dickie innocently smiles and pats SoL on the back, who has an angry look on his face
dickie cha'mone: well have fun in hollyhood, my bad self has to get ready for my match! SoL is still smiling hard, trying to hide his anger
SoL: o...k...dick, i'm sure you need plenty of time to cram your "bad self" into those peter pan liatards...real quick, i had to catch a last minute flight back to LA so i need to know how much time i have to get at the airport...would you happen to have the time?
dicki cha'mone: sure SoLio, it's about t... as soon as dickie looks down at his watch SoL plants him with a stiff JUNGLE KICK, which immediately blacks dickie out cold. SoL stands over him.
SoL: next time, keep your smart ass comments TO YOURSELF...fruitcake. SoL kicks dickie in the back of the head and heads out of the arena into his limo. camera fades out on a knocked out dickie cha'mone
-fin-
*to our non american contingency, the BENSON reference refers to a tv show by the same name. in the show, benson was a black man who was a butler for the president of the united states.
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Venus
Noob
Goddess with attitude!
Posts: 13
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Post by Venus on Oct 20, 2004 21:51:17 GMT 1
Venus barges into the office of Shinn's Theory. Shinn's Thoery and Starcrunch are......playing twister ;D
Shinn's Thoery Thanks for knocking
Venus Any damn time! Did I interrupt something? Starcrunch isn't in here for nothing....how much did you pay her? Or does she come free of charge since that is all she is worth!
Starcrunch This coming from Deceptions little whore...
Venus just smirks at Starcrunch
Venus Oh you're so funny Starcrunch... ha...ha pure entertainment!
Shinn's Theory Venus why are you here?!
Venus Chill.....what i'm really here for is to ask for... no wait DEMAND another Women's title shot!
Starcrunch No way! You had your chance at Rage rules and you blew it!
Venus And you'd know all about blowing all sorts of things wouldn't you Cruchie?!
Starcrunch gets up and the two women get face to face
Shinn's Theory Whoa whoa whoa! Ladies please....now Venus you do realise Gormy has now earned the number 1 conteders spot now don't you?
Venus That bitch! No! I was robbed at Rage rules...I don't care if you have to declare a Triple Threat Match, even if it's a gimmick match! Hardcore, Bra and Panties, whatever! That title is as good as mine! I can be very persuasive you know!
Venus starts playing with Shinn's Theory's shirt. He starts to get all mezmerised by her. She then gives him a quick kiss on the cheek. Starcrunch looks on disgusted byt he display.
Shinn's Theory I'll see what I can do!
Venus That's the answer I was looking for...
Venus smiles at Shinn's Theory then sarcasticly at Starcrunch before walking out the room... [/color][/center]
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Post by LK on Oct 20, 2004 22:44:40 GMT 1
[glow=red,2,300]Wolverine Promo[/glow]
[glow=Blue,2,300]"Fight" hits the speakers and Wolverine speed walks down the aisle goes in the ring, and lifts his arm are fireworks go off above him. Wolverine walks over to the ropes and grabs a microphone, and the music dies down.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: CHILLY WILLY!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPING!!!! I'VE GOT SECURITY NEAR EVERY DOOR!!!!! COME DOWN RIGHT NOW AND FACE YOUR FEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Wolverine takes the microphone down from his mouth and waits.... And waits.... And waits.... But no sign of Chilly Willy.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: Ha ha ha, I knew you'd do something like this, so... I'LL GET YOU MYSELF!!!!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Wolverine throws the michrophone, and darts backstage, the camera follows. Wolverine walks up to a backstage crew member.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: Where the hell is he?!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Wolverine picks him up and starts shacking him.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: WHERE!!??
[glow=Brown,2,300]Backstage Crew Member[/glow]: I-I don't know...
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: Dammit you guys are so stupid!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Wolverine drops the crew member and starts walking towards one of the security guards blocking the parking lot door.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: Hey, guys! Did you see Chilly Willy anywhere?
[glow=Purple,2,300]Security Guard[/glow]: Yeah, now that I think about it, I did. I saw him running down here, but he saw us and...
[glow=Blue,2,300]Down comes Chilly Willy from the vents all dirty.[/glow]
[glow=Orange,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]: Oh shit!
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: There you are!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Chilly Willy and Wolverine both start runing as fast as they can. Through the dressing rooms, through the front doors. Chilly Willy is far ahead of Wolverine. Chilly Willy goes out of sight from Wolverine.[/glow]
[glow=Orange,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]: Weeeeooooww... That was a close one.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Chilly Willy wips his head and gets in his car. Then, out of nowhere, Wolverine pops up and starts smashing the car. Chilly Willy tries to get the key into the keyhole, but then Wolverine breaks the windshield and grabs Chilly Willy.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: I've got you now brother! Ha ha!
[glow=Orange,2,300]Chilly Willy[/glow]: NO!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Chilly Willy finally starts up the car and puts his foot to the floor. Wolverine goes flying over over the car, bloody. Sqeek! Goes the tires, Chilly Willy gets out of reach. Wolverine slowly gets up, bloody as hell.[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Wolverine[/glow]: Grrrrr.... That really HURT!!!! Owwwwww!!!!! F... BEEP!....K! I'LL GET YOU BROTHER, I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!
[glow=Blue,2,300]Wolverine turns around and punches the camera, it goes black.[/glow]
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Post by Hellspawn on Oct 21, 2004 6:50:22 GMT 1
Hellspawn sits alone in a dark room surrounded by candles. He has a chain around his shoulders. He looks up into the camera with rage in his eyes.
Hellspawn:The time for talking has come to a end. No longer will I stand by and watch those I love suffer at the hands of my enemy. I have meditated on this and have decided that there is only one way to settle the score between me and Addryd. Addryd i'm calling you out. You hide now for you know that the moment I get my hands on you,you will be beaten to death. You try to tell Wench that I have done nothing to help her in hope that she will succumb to you. Well Addryd if your that hard up for some ass I would have been happy to buy you the hoe down the street. Wench will never give in to you for she knows that I will rescue her and in the process destroy you. So Addryd I challenge you to meet me in the ring one more time. But this will not be a steel cage like last time no. It will not be a street fight. What I have in mind is a match where very well you can lose your life. Addryd I challenge you to met me in a match that I made famous and that match is a hangman horrors match. Many of a man has tried to take me down in this match and all have failed. Now you may ask yourself how can I lose my life in a match of this kind,well I will tell you. The point of the match is not to drag your opponnt around the ring and touch the four corners that would be to easy. There are no pinfalls,no countouts,no rules at all. All there is are two men with a dog collar around each of thier necks and a fifteen foot steel chain in attached to the collars. The only way to win this special match is to hang your oppenent until he passes out. So Addryd I await your answer but know this if you refuse I will hunt you down and end your life.
Hllspawn bows his head as the camera fades to black.
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Oct 21, 2004 22:18:14 GMT 1
The scene opens up in a dark corner. Addryd is sitting with a single spotlight on him. He is playing Jacks whilst listening to Goth rockers Deadsy. He is once again wearing his street clothes - dreads down, a red fluffy jacket, PVC trousers, a pair of Transmuter boots and a Depeche Mode T-shirt. He looks up at the camera. He smiles and throws the Jack out of sight. An echo can be heard as it bounces off a wall and rolls into the dark abyss.
Addryd : Oh Frogspawn, you big drama queen ! You don't think I know this game already ? I should do, you've played it on me before. It's the same old bullshit, sweetheart - and it's going to get you nowhere.
In the background, a familiar voice can be heard ...
Wench : HELLSPAWN ! ... HELLSPAWN !
Addryd clicks his tongue and rolls his eyes back, shaking his head in disbelief.
Addryd : Will you shut up for five minutes, bitch ?! Can't you see I am trying to send Loverboy a message ? Just shut up, for crying out loud ! Christ, I can guess from here who wears the trousers in your relationship.
Wench : HELLSPAWN !
Addryd : For fu ... Excuse me a second.
Addryd stands up and begins walking over to Wench's cage as the camera follows him. He stands looking Wench dead in the eyes for a few seconds. There is complete silence. In a split second, Addryd slaps Wench hard. She falls backwards, slightly stunned.
Addryd : Now shut up !
Addryd walks away slightly so the cage is not in view.
Addryd : Ok Hellspawn, I am going to keep this short and sweet. This Thursday, I will be at Blitz to answer your challenge in person to your face and once again prove to you that I am not scared of you and your death threats. I know full well how bad you want to get your hands on me, but just to make sure you don't get too carried away, I propose a little insurance policy ....
Addryd holds a large knife up to the camera and smiles sadistically. He raises his eyebrows.
Addryd : For every shot you get on me, I will remove a facial feature of your beloved Wench. It is as simple as that. As hideous as you are, could you love a Wench minus a nose ? Or maybe an eye ? And don't even gamble with the notion that I might be bluffing, because you still do not know where we are and I don't think you would want that on your *HUMAN* conscience now, would you ? It's so tempting .... just to take a little off the top right now. Or I might wait until Thursday ... the choices really are limitless, as are her body parts. Are you scared of me, Hellspawn ? Perhaps you should be ....
All of the sudden, Addryd's smiling face is replaced by a screen filled with static.
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Post by Wench on Oct 22, 2004 2:05:37 GMT 1
Several hours later the scene fades back into Wench's cell. SHe is curiously investigating the cage door and realizes the door opens out. She begins kicking the door hoping to weaken it. SUddenly, without warning, the door gives way and Wench tumbles out of her cage.
She stands up and looks around but hears nothing. Realizing Addryd isn't in the room with her she begins to search for a way out. She steps into a faint glow of light and realizes its a window with the moonlight shining in. She's still in the bonage clothes Addryd had forced her to wear. She tries to open the window and realizes that past the glass are bars. SHe can't escape this way.
Searching the room even further she finds a door. She tries it and finds it is indeed locked. She thinks to herself it worked before, why not again? She does a series of kicks but the door doesn't budge. She feels along the side of the door and finds the door opens in, not out.
She then hears footsteps coming closer to the door and hears Addryd yell.
Addryd: What the hell is going on down there.
Wench has no choice but to find somewhere to hide, and find it quick. She quickly ducks behind some boxes out of sight just before the door opens and Addryd appears in the doorway.
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Post by ChadClassic on Oct 22, 2004 21:36:49 GMT 1
Chadwick is seen in the back with James Campbell as the crowd are still pumped from hearing Nations promo. Chadwick finishes up taping his hands.
JC: Chadwick, how do you feel so far in P2PW?
C: The feeling right now is good. The people are treating me reall well, just not as good as I hoped.
JC: What do you mean by that comment, Chadwick?
C: WHat I mean is that Wolverine dude. He's making comments about certain people, and thats not a good feeling Chadwick has right now. So I lured him out into the Parking lot before clobbering him with a Scissors Kick, haha, how ya like it now, bitch?
JC: Chadwick? C'mon! This is Person 2 Person Wrestling, not any of the crap you did in F'n Hardcore Territory. People don't lure people into parking lots and brutally beat them! What kind've mad man are you?
C: Me the mad man? Dawg, are you crazy? I was only trying to protect myself. That man was a crazy sumbitch. He's carrying a sword, worrying about some "Chilly Willy" dude, and trying to halla at me.
JC: Well either way, I think . .
C: You think what? Your just a little boy in a big mans world, also known as mine. This isn't TNA, Jeff Jarrett isn't runnin' around here with the title sayin' "I'm king of the mountain." I've seen Rocky, Diddley Squat, Soul Reaper, Trent Acid, SoL, and Wench all perform in other various feds before, and their skill doesn't shock me. I'm as good, maybe even better then them.
JC: Thats a big statement Chadwick. I honestly haven't seen enough of you to judge . .
C: Haven't seen enough of Chadwick? Boy, I'm all over the damn place. I'm a major player, and P2PW will see it eventually, as my only, only, ONLY, goal is to claim Gold, whether it be the Rage Title, or hell, even the Tag Titles. Chadwick is here to play!
Chadwick smiles before pushing James out of the way and leaving.
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