P2PW's TNT (4/13 - 4/18) Preview & Promos

[shinnstheory]

”Battleflag” hits and the crowd jumps to their feet as TNT is now on the air. The sold out arena awaiting the start of the show. After last week’s Blitz! there has been a lot of talk backstage. Since Da Man has resigned with the P2PW, many of the P2PW superstars have been airing their grievances about being held back due to his return. Zeroin now takes us to Rocky’s locker room.

Rocky is shown sitting behind his desk. Da Man is shown entering.

Da Man:[/b] Hey. I made quite an impact on Blitz! huh?

Rocky stands up from behind his desk.

Rocky:[/b] I’ll agree with that.

Da Man:[/b] Good. Because tonight, I want a shot at Nation for the Rage Championship. The belt I made famous.

Rocky walks from behind his desk and approaches Da Man.

Rocky:[/b] You made famous? I’d debate that.

Da Man:[/b] I wouldn’t.

The two men step closer to one another.

Rocky:[/b] For now, let’s put that behind us. I have an excellent idea for P2PW’s upcoming PPV Momentum.

Da Man:[/b] Yea?

Rocky:[/b] Yea.... My plan is to ruin the number one contender’s match for the World Title by putting you into that match. It will be a triple threat involving yourself, Nation, and Shinn’s Theory.

Da Man:[/b] Sounds good to me. But, one request... Can we make that match a Rage Title match?

Rocky:[/b] My thoughts exactly.

Voice:[/b] Not mine.

The camera pans over to see Mary Lindsay standing in Rocky’s doorway.

Rocky:[/b] What are you saying?

Mary Lindsay:[/b] For one, that match won’t happen at Momentum.

Da Man and Rocky look at each other, confused.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] Nation vs. Shinn’s Theory for the number one contender for the World Title stands. No third parties. In fact, no interferences.

Both men seem upset.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] I also have to tell you that Shinn’s Theory will not be in attendance tonight.

Da Man:[/b] Bummer...

Rocky chuckles.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] But he has confirmed two matches....both matches that will take place tonight.

Rocky:[/b] Your point?

Mary Lindsay:[/b] My point is, we now have two matches scheduled for tonight. Neither involve you directly. In other words, neither of you will be able to take part in a little tournament Shinn’s and the Board of Directors have put together.

Da Man:[/b] Tournament?

Mary Lindsay:[/b] Did I studder?

Da Man steps towards the Board of Director’s spokesperson. Rocky quickly holds him back.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] We have decided to book a short, but sweet, tournament to determine the number one contender for the Rage Title.

Rocky rolls his eyes.

Rocky:[/b] Ha! This should be funny.... Who is in this little tournament?

Mary Lindsay:[/b] Well, in the first round we will have Addryd taking on Wolverine.

Again, Rocky and Da Man look at one another. This time, they seem upset.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] The second round will place Darth Peccatus against “The Tiger” Aladdin.

Both men appear frustrated.

Mary Lindsay:[/b] The winners of those two matches will go on to Momentum to face one another for the number one contender for the Rage Title.

Da Man:[/b] That’s bullshit!

Mary Lindsay:[/b] Deal with it.

Mary Lindsay walks out as Rocky and Da Man plant themselves on Rocky’s leather sofa.

Da Man:[/b] That bastard isn’t even here tonight and he’s signed a mini-tournament for the number one contender-ship for the Rage Title?

Rocky:[/b] Yea.... One thing he forgot to do is name the number one contender for the World Title. And, tonight I will name that person. Tonight, Stare will find out just who his opponent will be at Momentum.

Da Man looks at Rocky as Rocky turns his head and begins to crack a smile.

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Tonight’s Matches

Single’s Match
E2 vs Mastadon

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd vs. Wolverine

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus vs. “The Tiger” Aladdin

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You know the rules. Deadline is: April 18, 2005 - 5pm EST.

[shinnstheory]

My votes:

E2 (Sorry Micko.... bring out your A game and it's yours)

Addryd

Darth Peccatus

[brockandsable]

E2
Addryd
"The Tiger" Aladdin

Promo to come soon....

[diddlysquat]

Single’s Match
Mastadon

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Wolverine

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus

[ChadClassic]

E2
Wolverine
DP

[Darth Peccatus]

E2
Addryd
"The Tiger" Aladdin (damn you, sense of honour and chivalry!)


Promo coming in due time, children.

[spaz]

E2

Why are people voting on the Rage matches?

Meh, Addryd and “The Tiger” Aladdin if they count, which they shouldn't. But that's just my opinion, like my arsehole everys got one, eh?

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Tonight’s Matches

Single’s Match
Mastadon. this was hard.....

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
N/A

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
N/A

[stocko]

Single’s Match
Mastadon

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus

i have promo'd on the rage tournament matches because we have not been told not to, also it doesnt actually state that they are rage matches!

promo later

[Cactus]

Votage

E2 ( sorry mick but its a stable vote not a friend vote )

Addryd

Darth Pectorales ( making a hel of a match at momentum if using rage rules )

May promo

[Dickie Cha'mone]

votes:

Mastadon

Addryd

Darth Peccatus

promo:

The Arena is now getting full with some groups of fans moving to there seats. The Zerion is showing highlights from Blitz and building up the matches coming up on tonight's TNT. The footage then focuses on Dickie Cha'mone and Gary Roamer being attacked after Soul Survivor. The cameras then pan around the arena to show a couple of fan signs with the first saying "D&G come back soon" and the second saying "Da Man leave my Dickie alone"
"Battleflag" hits and the Zerion then shows a picture of Gary Roamer saying "Gary Roamer here on TNT next" the Zerion then goes black, with all the lights facing towards the entrance curtain "Sonne" hits with all the lights flashing around the arena, UKG's video appears on the Zerion. The crowd go silent awaiting the entrance of p2pw's hottest property. But then there is a comical crackling noise with the music going dead, and all the lights go out around the arena. There is then a flash of lighting around the arena with the message "Don't hate the playa's" appearing in Black and Gold on the Zerion. A person appears at the top of the ramp wearing a black suit with flashing gold lights all over it and holding a gold cane. A ghetto remix of "Beat it" hits, while the person makes there way to the ring, the cameras zoom in to show that it's Gary Roamer, wearing a DC black baseball cap backwards while wearing the best shades with the latest gold bling hanging from his neck. Roamer enters the ring and looks all around the crowd, the ring announcer offers Roamer a microphone which Roamer declines and pulls the latest bluetooth headset out of his jacket pocket. He then starts to address the crowd

Gary Roamer: Friends, Morons and Countrymen let me welcome you to TNT and let me tell you how glad I am to be back here where I belong. Now since what happened it hasn't been all flash suits and wining and dining, these have been dark times for myself and of course for Dickie and I have decided that if I want to go places in this business then I am going to have to do things that I don't want to do and if that means from time to time I have to have alliances with people I may not like then its tough tits. Because that time is now and that time is called D-UNIT. With myself as the resource co-ordinator for D-UNIT, let me introduce the first member, hailing from Liverpool, England and a former member of the infamous bWo, here is the bbbBBBBIG MAN

Gary Roamer opens his jacket to show a Black and Gold D-UNIT t-shirt, with the cameras going straight to the entrance and voice blasts out over the arena "DDDDD-UNIT" before "Sonne" hits again and UKG's video appears on the Zerion, but then all of a sudden "cross da line" mixes over and Mastadon appears at the top of the ramp wearing a D-UNIT t-shirt to a huge roar from the crowd, Mastadon makes his way to the ring with a grin on his face. He gets a microphone from ringside and then addresses Roamer and the crowd

Mastadon: Where you thinking of someone else boys and girls, well Gary you're right about a couple of things and one being I am the big man around p2pw and there have been dark times here over the last couple of weeks. Ok fair enough I haven't spent them in traction like yourself, but still its been dark with you know how coming back running his mouth and basically doing what he likes and with the management apparantly scared to do anything, or by booking matches and then going into hiding, I think its about time some done something about it. I've listened to all the jibba jabba everyone's been saying since his return, and believe it or not Gary seems to speak the most sense, so i've put all my muscle in his corner

A huge smile appears on Gary's face

Mastadon: Gary, I don't mean muscle like Dickie (both have a little giggle before Mastadon talks again) Now tonight you all may be thinking this is just another group of wrestlers doing the same old things, but believe me what we've got planned is going to amaze all of you. The lawyers have checked all our contracts and what we have planned is right on the edge of the terms and conditions. Tonight I am going to show personally what D-UNIT is all about and I'm going to show E2 what i'm all about. but first let me tell you about the second member of D-UNIT, he also comes from Liverpool, England and he got himself into all kinds of bother with Nation and Rocky at Soul Survivor, he is the RRRRREAL MAN

The cameras go back to the entrance where "Sonne" hits for the third time, but this time the voice says "DDDDDD-UNIT", before the music goes dead and then Dickie Cha'mone appears with his back facing the crowd, also wearing a D-UNIT t'shirt. The ghetto version of "Beat it" hits and Dickie moonwalks all the way to the ring, before spinning round on his toes and entering the ring, A smiling Mastadon passes Dickie the microphone

Dickie Cha'mone: Ahh this is funny, Well whats up playa's, I got my man Gary watching my back, the big man Mastadon know's whats right, all the fans here clapping and waving at us, and you know what i'm made up to be here. And I want to make the most of this moment by addressing every single person backstage in that very locker room, are you all sick and tired of whats happening to our great business, then please do not hesistate to join us at any time. Thats right this is an open invitation to join D-UNIT, which trust me is going to be fun, but there is a catch its kind of not everyone invited as the whole point of D-UNIT is to systematically destroy the poison in this business and that poison is flavour of the month Anthony Mckenna AKA Da Man, he can attack us all he likes but he cannot silence us, and while he runs and hides behind the management he now seems to control we will not stop until justice has been done. So therefore there is one person who is not invited to join us. Don't hate the playa's player, hate the unit, ddddDDDDD-UNIT.

The voice says "DDDDD-UNIT" over the arena while the ghetto remix of "Beat it" hits and all three men have there arms raised in the ring as the cameras fade out to the adverts

[Stare]

Mastadon
Addryd
Darth

[Nation]

Single’s Match
E2 vs Mastadon (mastadon-it's time for him to take the path to some gold)

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd vs. Wolverine (addryd but it's gonna be close if wolverine is on his top game)

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus vs. “The Tiger” Aladdin (darth piccolilli-his promos have been just slightly better than aladdin's but it depends if he can keep his momentum going. either way 2 great characters in 1 great match. can't wait for this one.)

[Reaper]

In character votes:


Single’s Match
E2

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus

[Aladdin]

E2 - Vote goes to my bro.

Addryd - Awesome RPer.

Darth Peccatus - Only fair for me to vote for him, as he voted for me. Good Look Darth.

[shinnstheory]

Spaz - They are not rage title matches.

[McKenna]

Single’s Match
Mastadon (Time for Micko to kick the losing streak)

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd (Wolverine is not quite ready for this yet)

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus (same thing lil tiger, almost, but not there yet)

Promo to follow, time allowing

["Black Label" Sean Patterson]

E2
Addryd
Darth Peccatus

Got my work cut out for me on this one. Best get my promo on ...

[Gormy]

Mastadon

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus

[Amie]

E2
Addryd
Darth Peccatus

[stevo316]

Single’s Match
E2 vs Mastadon

My vote goes to E2

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney
Addryd vs. Wolverine

My vote goes to Wolverine

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney
Darth Peccatus vs. “The Tiger” Aladdin

My vote goes for Darth Peccatus

[Scream]

Single’s Match

ine mene mini mo....E2

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title #1 Contender Tourney

Addryd

Single’s Match - 1st Round of the Rage Title # Contender Tourney

Darth Peccatus

[Darth Peccatus]

>We open to a dark...dark place; a high-ceilinged hall filled with padded, folding chairs, traces of junk food liberally scattered across the floor. The sight of a large white screen cements the impression that this is a cinema. The room appears to be deserted at first glance, until a loud, grumbling bass note is heard - a snore. The camera shifts around awkwardly, to find Darth Peccatus slumped in one of the seats. His eyes move jerkily under their lids. His mouth hangs loosely open, and a thin string of saliva has dribbled down from his jaw, staining his shirt. He's quite asleep. After a few moments, he mumbles serenely to himself...<

"Mmm...kill...proton torpedo...vwung, vwong...ooh, Mara..."

>Suddenly, a piercing train of beeps is heard; it carries the same rhythm as John Williams' Imperial Mood tune. Peccatus jerks up in his seat, eyes wide, limbs flailing akimbo...<

"DEATH! Whuh?"

>Throwing a quick, irritated glance at the camera operator, Darth removes a small commlink device from his belt and thumbs it on. The screen changes to show a cutaway shot of Dominating Destiny's bridge, where Admiral Duthie leans over a communications booth, datapad in hand.<

Darth: "Yes?"

Duthie: "It's me, Lord Peccatus. Sorry for spoiling your movie."

Darth: "Eh, it's already finished. It didn't have any lasers in it. Rubbish."

Duthie: "We've received intel on your next opponent, sir..."

Darth: "I will return to the ship immediately."

>Darth switches the commlink off and returns it to his belt. He then pulls himself up and stretches, yawning, before stepping away...and jerking to an abrupt halt, as his cloak is snagged on one of the seats.<

"Curses!"

>We quickly flick over to the traditional starry background as the equally traditional/nostalgic/overly theatrical (delete where needed) music strikes up, and those bold yellow words begin to scroll up the screen...<

Turmoil has engulfed the
quaint little town of South
Widdleshire, as an argument
between local council mem-
bers and the Russian Mafia
led to the destruction of a
Post Office building. No, I
don't know what this has
to do with the rest of the
promo either. And I'm fair
-ly certain that I just made
it all up. Anyhoo...

Having prevailed on the pre-
vious TNT broadcast, DARTH
PECCATUS was certainly joy-
ful, deciding to ignore the acts
of DA MAN for the moment, as
they seemed to be of little con-
cern to him.

After skipping the last BLITZ! show
in order to lead a walker assault
against Ibrox Stadium, the Sith
Lord was killing time via local enter-
tainment sources when he was
warned of his next battle. Now he
returns to his ship, to prepare a
suitable plan for bringing despair
and war to this quiet little corner
of the galaxy...

>The text fades away and the camera pans down, greeting us with the now-familiar sight of an Imperial Star Destroyer, lying still in the cold void of space like a glorified, armour-plated rubber duck in a bathtub. A sputtering, raucuous engine is heard - an internal combustion variety, not the kind of thing that's often seen in space - and an aged, unwashed Vauxhall Astra flies into view, backfiring repeatedly. It approaches the Star Destroyer's main docking bay with all the carefulness of a blinded African elephant, and clips the hull on the way in.<

>The scene switches to the bridge, as Darth Peccatus strides into the room. He tosses a small set of keys into the metal hands of a protocol droid, which is clad in a rather dapper peaked cap.<

Darth: "Park it for me, will you?"

Protocol: "Oh deary me...yes sir!"

>As the droid shuffles away, Peccatus steps down into the crew pit, where the waiting Admiral Duthie snaps to attention.<

Darth: "What do-gooder faces my wrath now, Duthie?"

Duthie: "Aladdin 'The Tiger', sir."

Darth: "'The Tiger'?"

Duthie: "Yes, my Lord - and if you'll forgive my slight impertinence, I anticipated some confusion on your part, and decided to...take certain measures to aid you."

Darth: "Explain further."

Duthie: "Since you are clearly unfamiliar with the terran species known as 'tiger', I dredged up what info I could on it - it's all there..."

>Duthie hands Darth his datapad, which Peccatus lazily looks over, nodding occasionally.<

Duthie: "I also identified a habitat of these creatures planetside, and sent three squads down to apprehend one and bring it in for study..."

>Peccatus pauses, and speaks in apprehensive tones.<

Darth: "These squads being...stormtroopers, I presume?"

Duthie: "Yes, sir."

Darth: "And these stormtroopers...being the same men who couldn't stop the ship from being taken over by animated pepper-pots last week?"

Duthie: "...Ah."

>The scene changes again, and we find ourselves surrounded by chain link fence, with dirt terrain underfoot. Several motionless bodies, clad in white plastic, lie around the camera operator's feet. Outside, numerous tourists with cameras are pressed against the fence, most of them laughing. A roar is heard, and another guy in white, rapidly stepping backward, appears. He's brandishing a (plastic) gun of some variety.<

Voice (off-camera): "Remember our orders; we take this thing alive!"

>The trooper nods, before clearly shifting a lever on the side of his gun from 'deep-fry' to 'stun'. He pulls the trigger; a blue light flickers at the end of the barrel, and a strange, warbling sound is emitted, but no other effect is gained. The trooper looks at his weapon in confusion...and then a large, orange-and-black striped mammal leaps from off-camera, tackling him to the ground. A filtered, shrill scream is heard as the scene fades...<

TBC.

[Darth Peccatus]

>Sometime later...<

>The scene returns to the ship, though not on the bridge; instead, we find Darth Peccatus in a wide, dull corridor, black supports crossing a fortress-grey ceiling. He stands, brow furrowed, in front of a drinks vending machine, absently stroking his chin with one gloved fist. After a few moments, he carefully reaches out and presses a lit key, and the machine rumbles audibly before dispensing a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (prepackaged version, with six different shot-glass designs to collect). He downs the liquid in one gulp, then reels and hits his head off the nearest wall, cursing.<

Darth: "Friggin' lemon and lime...I selected strawberry..."

Duthie: "Sir!"

>Admiral Duthie, needlessly saluting, approaches, before quickly falling into step behind Peccatus as the Sith Lord strides toward a nondescript door.<

Darth: "I'm rather busy, Admiral. Make it quick."

Duthie: "Uh, we finally found the specific personnel file for this 'Aladdin', and...well, there's a chance we were wrong about his species, sir."

Darth: "How did you deduce that?"

Duthie: "Well, he's...part of the BloodPack, sir."

>Darth stops in mid-stride, stiffening. The camera operator shifts around to get a look at his face; he doesn't seem to be breathing, and his lower lip, part of a deep scowl, is trembling noticably. One of his eyes twitches. Admiral Duthie considers the silence as a sign to continue...<

Duthie: "Uh, if you've forgotten, Lord Peccatus, the BloodPack were the men who - "

Darth: "I know what they did to - !"

>At this outburst, Darth spins around, face now twisted into a vile shape of pure fury, and his left fist narrowly misses backhanding Duthie across the cheek. A passing officer, however, isn't so lucky; he walks on the other side of the corridor just as Darth stops spinning and, in his blind rage, emits a short burst of blue-white Force Lightning, knocking the officer into a small chamber. The door closes after him; it's marked 'Air-Lock'. With a distinct whoosh, the officer is ejected into space; Darth and Duthie follow his body with their eyes as he drifts past a viewport.<

Darth: "...Never liked him much anyway."

Duthie: "No, sir."

Darth: "Anyway...if what you say is true, then that will merely sweeten the story of Aladdin's demise. I guaranteed long ago - though in a galaxy not really that far away at all - that all those who defiled my 'saber would pay a great price in return. I haven't been entirely successful in tracking them to date...but now, one wanders right into my path? Truly, all good things come, and succumb, to those who wait."

Duthie: "I see. And what about the captive?"

Darth: "Well...there's still a chance that you are mistaken, so it would be best to prepare for the unexpected. I will deal with it as planned."

Duthie: "As you wish, Lord Peccatus."

>Admiral Duthie stops at the frame of the unmarked door and snaps to attention. Darth waves a hand at a nearby control panel, and the door slides open; without a moment of hesitation, the Sith Lord draws and ignites his lightsaber, and leaps into the room as the door closes once more. Duthie stays at attention for a few moments, before slumping against the wall and pulling a Game Boy out of his pocket, intending to try and beat stage 5 of Sonic Advance 2.<

>Later, the door slides open again; Duthie hurriedly tosses the Game Boy away and stands rigid once more...as Darth limps out of the room. He is coated in random spatters of blood; it's unclear what's his and what was the tiger's. Numerous rends dot his outfit, many of them piercing the skin below. He deactivates his saber and clips it back on his belt.<

Darth: "Well...hufff...sure was a squirmy sum'bitch..."

Duthie: "Uh...are...you alright, sir?"

Darth: "Oh...I'm fine...pufff..."

>The Sith Lord glances back into the room, where numerous strips of charred fur are laying across the floor.<

Darth: "...It's not. Heh, heheh..."

>Still with a faint smile on his face, Darth Peccatus collapses to the deck without a sound, out cold.<


>Cue end credits...<

[stocko]

4 men sitting, laughing, chatting about times gone by and their hopes for the future, 4 men chatting like friends should.
We recognise 3 of the men, GARY ROAMER, DICKIE CHA'MONE and MASTADON, the newly formed D-UNIT, but the fourth man we do not know.

MASTADON spots the cameraman filming them and he approches the man.

MASTADON It's about time son, I sent for you 10 minuites ago, follow me.

MASTADON whispers something in ROAMER'S ear, before heading off to the ring with the cameraman

The lights go off, DDDDD-UNIT can be heard around the arena mixed in with "Cross Da Line" by Proof, the crowd go crazy as the big man makes his way to the ring, grabbing a microphone and standing in the centre, lapping up the cheers and applause. He raises the microphone to his lips.

MASTADON Tonight people, you have witnessed the start of the greatest faction ever to grace a wrestling ring, D-UNIT has one thing on its mind and one thing alone, and I think DICKIE made it perfectly clear what that is. So I am not here to talk about that, I am here to talk about my new buddy E2.

But before I get to him, I would like to introduce you to a good friend of mine from way back, I mentioned him a few weeks ago at SOLE SURVIVOR, GARY bring him out!

MASTADON'S music hits the speakers again and this time, GARY ROAMER, DICKIE CHA'MONE and the mystery man make their way down the ramp, GARY is pushing the man as he is in a wheelchair. MASTADON exits the ring and meets the 3 men, he high-5's GARY and DICKIE, but he leans down and hug's the unknown man.

MASTADON Let me introduce you people to "SATANIC" STEVIE MC, now since our match and the very unfortunate results stemming from the match, me and STEVIE have become really good friends, I introduced him to his wife, I am godfather to his kid and I have been with him every step of the way in his rehabilitation since the accident.

STEVIE, I love you son, but I need to tell you something, I need to let you know that I blame you for my mediocre career, you attacking me all those years ago, you forcing me into that hardcore match, those are the main factors in my mediocre career.

Now, I said at SOLE SURVIVOR that no-one knows the anger that has been unleashed in me, I was wrong STEVIE, you know the anger, it was the same anger that paralysed your ass all those years ago!

The crowd start to boo

If you people are gonna boo me, at least boo me for something I do, not something I say,

MASTADON beckons for GARY and DICKIE to lift STEVIE out of his chair and nails him with a big boot to the face, the crowds boo's get louder, MASTADON stands over the body grinning, GARY and DICKIE pummell the man with kicks and punches, he is defenceless.

STEVIE, I am sorry it came to this, but that was 8 years of contempt and frustration, I needed to stop feeling sorry for you and think of the long road ahead, the road to bring P2PW back to where it needs to be, not in MCKENNA'S pocket, and for that to happen we all need to be on top of our game, NO REMORSE, NO REGRETS AND NO LIMITS TO WHAT WE WILL DO!

That is why we offered the opportunity to any superstar here to join D-UNIT, hell I would even let E2 join if he wanted.

E2, we will finally meet, one on one, mano et mano, face to face, in this very ring later tonight and I will tell you something son, I am very much looking forward to it.

I could stand here and say that I am gonna kick your ass all over the place, but thats seems a little cliche, what I do know is that if we both bring it tonight, we will kick each others asses all over this arena and give the MASTADON fans something to cheer about for a change.

One word of warning E2, and this is for your well being, be careful in this ring with me tonight, I have just kicked a crippled man in the face and ordered my crew to dismantle him, and that man was a friend of mine, someone I cared for, so just imagine what me and the rest of D-UNIT will do to someone we hate!

You will see what the UNIT are all about, you will SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

end promo