P2PW's TNT (3/27 - 4/1) Preview, Promos, & Voting

[shinnstheory]

As long limo is shown pulling up in the parking area of the arena. As the camera pans along the side of the limo, the limo comes to a halt. The driver is shown making his way to the back of the stretch limo. He opens the door and the crowd erupts at the sight. The Outsiders, Nation and Da Man, step out of the vehicle. Da Man tips the driver. The driver shuts the door and walks back to the front of the limo. He places himself in the drivers seat and waits.

The camera shoots back to The Outsiders, who are now entering the arena. Many of the newer P2PW competitors eye Da Man as he walks through them, basically ignoring them. The two head directly towards Shinn’s Theory’s office. Nation cocks his hand back, as if he is ready to knock. Da Man grab’s Nation’s hand in mid air.

Da Man:[/b] Knocking? When was the last time you were in Theberge’s office?

The Rage Champion scratches his head.

Nation:[/b] Damn. I don’t even remember. It was probably the last time you were in his office.

Da Man:[/b] Exactly. You know how we do this.

Nation chuckles as Da Man swings Theory’s office door open.

Da Man:[/b] HEY!!

Startled, Shinn’s jumps from behind his desk.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Jesus Christ!

Da Man:[/b] Little jumpy bro?

Theory smiles as he approaches Da Man. The two embrace.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] McKenna, you haven’t changed a bit.

Da Man:[/b] Come on Shinn’s. You know me better than that.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yes. Yes I do. Man, it is so good to have you back. I was anxiously awaiting this day.

Da Man:[/b] You’re wait is over my man.

The two embrace again.

Da Man:[/b] I know I just got here, but I need to make my rounds backstage. I wanna chat with a few people, get to know some of the “up and comers”. You know the drill.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Have at it. Mi casa su casa.

Da Man:[/b] Don’t move. When I get back, we’ll catch up. We’ll talk business. The night will end. We’ll hit up a bar and do what we do best, just like we never lost a step.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Sounds like a plan.

Da Man nods as he turns and walks out of the office. Nation begins to follow him.

Da Man:[/b] Nation, why don’t you hang with Shinn’s for a bit. You two should probably discuss your upcoming match at Momentum.

Nation:[/b] You sure Ant?

Da Man:[/b] Damn sure. I’ll be back in a bit.

Nation nods and reenters Theory’s office. The camera watches as Da Man disappears around a corner. The cameraman then turns the lense back into Theory’s office.

Nation:[/b] Congratulations on your win Shinn’s.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Right back at ya bro. I wanted to run an idea by you.

Nation:[/b] Hit me.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I will, at Momentum.

Shinn’s laughs as the two sit in separate chairs facing each other.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Ok. This match we have at Momentum is very important to me, and to you. So, I want to make sure this thing goes over great, without any troubles what-so-ever. I think we should add some sort of stipulation to assure both of us that this will strictly be a one on one match. No interferences. We won’t have to look over our shoulders when we square off. Agree?

Nation:[/b] You’re right. So, what will the stipulation be?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] See, that’s the thing. It could be many things. A Hell in the Cell. A Cage Match. A Lion’s Den Match. A “Door-Locked” Boiler Room Brawl. A Caged Ramp Way Match. A Chamber of Horrors Match. I could go on forever. The list is endless.

Nation:[/b] Yea? Which will it be.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] That’s where you come in. Nation, I have a lot of respect for you. I want to do this as PROFESSIONAL as can be. Therefore, I am placing this choice in the hands of destiny. We are going to make this decision together, in a very VERY professional way.

Nation:[/b] Shinn’s? Are you saying what I think you’re say?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] You know it.

Nation:[/b] Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yep!

The two men lean in towards one another.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] 1...2...3...Shoot!

Shinn’s Theory/Nation:[/b] Rock/Rock!

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] 1...2...3...Shoot!

Shinn’s Theory/Nation:[/b] Rock/Rock!

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] 1...2...3...Shoot!

Shinn’s Theory/Nation:[/b] Scissors/Scissors!

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] 1...2...3...Shoot!

Shinn’s Theory/Nation:[/b] Rock/Rock!

Stare walks into Theory’s office and watches the two men continue to tie in a very intense game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Stare shakes his head and clears his throat. Nation and Theory slowly look up at the World Champion.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Errrmmm. Hey Stare.

Shinn’s cracks a half grin as Stare raises his eyebrows.

Stare:[/b] You two havin’ fun?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Actually, this is a very important meeting.

Stare:[/b] Sure looks important.

Stare takes a seat on Theory’s sofa. Nation stands.

Nation:[/b] I’m gonna go catch up with Da Man. Shinn’s, we’ll finish later.

Nation walks out. Shinn’s yells before Nation can fully disappear.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Nation! You’re in tonight’s main event! Don't wonder to far.

The camera shows Nation pause. He shrugs and continues to walk off.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] So, what’s up Stare?

Stare:[/b] No... You’re not getting outta this that easy. What was with the little game you two were playing?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I’ll tell you about that later. What’s up with you?

Stare:[/b] I was just coming to see you to tell you a little news on Soul Reaper.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Oh? What’s up?

Stare:[/b] I’ll tell you about that later.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Bastard.

Stare:[/b] Meh...what can ya do?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Well, for one, I can hold off on telling you that I have received an anonymous tape that revealed the driver of the first ambulance at Sole Survivor.

Stare:[/b] What! Who the hell was it?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I’ll tell you about that later.

Stare:[/b] Bastard.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] You know it...

The two lean back in their seats as Zeroin fades to black.

[shinnstheory]

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What information regarding Soul Reaper does Stare have for Shinn’s Theory? What will Nation and Shinn’s Theory’s stipulation be for their match at Momentum be? Tonight’s TNT may hold both of those answers.

At Sole Survivor, Stevo316 made a return. He signed a contract to meet, newcomer, Crazy Ralph in a one on one match tonight. Who will prevail in tonight’s opener?

Shinn’s Theory received a video tape that is said to reveal the driver of the first ambulance at Sole Survivor, during the World Title match. Theory has said that he will play the tape for the public here tonight.

E2 and Gormy’s feud is far from over. However, E2 also sent a message to Mastadon at Sole Survivor when he laid the big man out with a set of brass knuckles. Mastadon demanded a match with E2. However, the Board of Directors shot the idea down, for the time being. Mastadon was very upset until the Board of Directors gave him another option. If Mastadon can find a tag team partner, he can compete on TNT against E2 and a partner of his choice. Mastadon found out that E2 hand picked the International Champion, Cactus, as his tag team partner. In return, Mastadon approached a former BwO member. He successeed in gaining a partner in the Undisputed Internet Champion, Gormy.

The Insanity regained their titles. But, have they lost a member? Diddly Squat walked away from the Insanity at Sole Survivor. Hopefully more will be revealed on this matter as it unfolds.

It appears that SoL’s injury at Sole Survivor may be more serious then many of us anticipated. Superstar Sunday’s John McKay is said to be in the facility where SoL is. Hopefully McKay can get some more information regarding SoL’s injury.

There is a HUGE main event scheduled for tonight. The two winners of the two Chamber Matches at Sole Survivor, Nation and Shinn’s Theory, will be facing off with the two runner ups, Rock and Darth Peccatus (formerly De’Si Nidea)

Coming off such a huge PPV, most of the superstars of the P2PW are scheduled to appear tonight.


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Tonight’s Matches

Single’s Match
Stevo316 vs. Crazy Ralph

Tag Team Match
Mastadon & Gormy vs. E2 & Cactus

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Shinn’s Theory & Nation vs. Rocky & Darth Peccatus

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You know the rules. Deadline is: April 1, 2005 - 5pm EST.

[shinnstheory]

My Votes:[/b][/u]

Stevo316

Mastadon & Gormy (Storyline Vote)

Nation & Shinn's Theory

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Promo to come later.

[Aladdin]

Crazy Ralph

E2 & Cactus

Shinn’s Theory & Nation

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Single’s Match
Crazy Ralph

Tag Team Match
E2 & Cactus

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Shinn’s Theory & Nation

[ChadClassic]

Wasn't Stevo316 inactive?

Crazyralph
Mastadon & Gormy
Shinns Theory & Nation

[Stare]

Crazy Ralph

Mastadon & Gormy

Shinn’s Theory & Nation

Wasn't Stevo316 inactive?

Unless Shinns forgot to tell me, he IS inactive and hasnt declared that he wants to return. Oh well . . . Go Ralph!!

["Black Label" Sean Patterson]

Crazy Ralph
E2 & Cactus
Rocky & Darth Peccatus

[shinnstheory]

Stare - I thought I mentioned that. My bad. He did contact me just before Sole Survivor. That's why I wrote him into the Sole Survivor card. If he doesn't promo for this event (which he said he would) we may have to create some sort of "Mandatory 60 day Inactive List"... Punishment due...

Anyway, carry on with Votes and Promos only please.

[dAlEGENDkILLER]

The camera fades back to the backstage area where DLK is having a cup of coffee. Then shinns theory walks up to him and sais

Shinns Theory:Are your new here

DLK:Yes i am why do you ask

Shinns Theory:Well, you looked like one of the newbies.

DLK:Whats that suuposed to mean?

Shinns Theory:It means, you looked like a lowlife. Anyway do you ahve a match tonight?

DLK:I dont know.

Shinns Theory:Because if you do, i guarentee your opponet will beat you without breaking a sweat. By the way, welcome to the big leagues.

Shinns Theory leaves with a cocky look on his face. The camera then fades to black.

[brockandsable]

Single’s Match
Stevo316

Tag Team Match
E2 & Cactus

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Shinns & Nation

Promo to come playas!

[spaz]

Crazy Ralph - erm, yeah...
E2 & Cactus - sorry mick and grompy
Shinn’s Theory & Nation - nation > this e-fed.

[dAlEGENDkILLER]

Crazy Ralph

E2 and cactus

Nation

[Scream]

Tonight’s Matches

Single’s Match
Crazy Ralph

Tag Team Match
Mastadon & Gormy

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Shinn’s Theory & Nation * tough one to call but it will be interesting to see how this one plays out

[Cole Slocum]

Crazy Ralph

E2 and Cactus

Rocky and Darth (Love the name change...)

[_the j-man]

Crazy Ralph

E2 & Cactus

Shinn's Theory & Nation

[_the j-man]

We open up on the sun rising in Downtown L.A. as the camera zooms out we see _the j-man sitting on his Cadillac Deville (old school) we hear “Cha-ching” as “Till I Collapse” plays in the video. We see a music video of sorts begin to play as _the j-man poses differently in each frame on his car.

We then see clips of _the j-man wrestling in the ELITE. He is performing his large Lucha Libre acrobatic moves on such wrestlers as Shadowwalker, Lbm, SaTaN, Red Ninja and yes… Soul Reaper! We play a slow motion of Red Ninja in No Laughing Matter from _the j-man.

We pop back out to the regular scene as _the j-man opens up the car door and steps outside. We see him stare at the camera with a smirk on his face as the music slowly fades out. We hear him speak.

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_the j-man:
Person 2 Person Wrestling, the P2PW… Such a fitting place for a playa like myself. In a wrestling industry that doesn’t take kindly to the actions of real men. They especially don’t take kindly to the antics of Ca$hflow Industries, but what can I say?

Freestyle:
First off lets get this straight, I’m not an irate motherfuckah, I play the game like any other motherfuckah. / I spit the truth , I am _the j-man, don’t hate my game, just because your jealous & your lame. / Red Ninja, kid from Ontario, been beaten by me, the hero! / Tag Team Champion, that be true, I don’t doubt it, having grudged against you. / But one things clear and that is to smear your legacy that you try to build here. / _the j-man is coming, ready or not, I’m gonna turn this place into my hot spot. / So listen loud and listen good, P2PW prepare to enter my hood.

We see _the j-man go back to his car and pop the trunk. As we see him open up the trunk, he laughs as he takes a long gaze into the empty space. Suddenly he reaches into the trunk and pulls out a White Towel. He looks to the camera again as he does a few twirls with the towel. He stops looking back to the camera.

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_the j-man:
Your favorite weapon Red Ninja. The object of your desires, this is what you feed off of, this is what the crowd feeds off of, LOSING. You’re know for your tatical style of wrestling, we all know this. You’re a competitor, not a lover. Myself on the other hand, I’m a gangsta, straight warfare. Dealt with it since I was a young kid. I’ll give you the props, you’re a competitor, I know first hand expierence, but every time you come at me. I can already see what your next move will be, I know what you are, a scrapper. You never like to give up, you’ll fight until someone knocks you out…<br>

_the j-man reaches into his jacket and he pulls out Platinum Knucks, he puts it on his right hand as he holds the cane in his left.

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_the j-man:
You don’t even know the meaning of Hardcore, dawg!

We see _the j-man laugh as he turns his back to the camera we see it move over back to the sun fully raised onto Downtown L.A. as the camera fades to black.

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[Darth Peccatus]

Ralph (I like the gimmick.)

Mastadon & Gormy (Won the coin-flip!)

Shinn's & Nation (Still can't vote for myself - and hell, I'm gonna get my head kicked in regardless. )


Promo approacheth.

[McKenna]

Ralph - (Yeah, Like Stevo's gonna show!)

Mastadon & Gormy (The star of the Gormster is on the rise, and Micko is due a run - maybe teaming up bWo style will give him the boost he needs)

Shinns & Nation ( Oh please, like you needed to ask me. Rocky Roads ahead for the co-owner of P2PW, and his new side kick. The Outsiders & Shinns Theory > P2PW)

Promo to come later on

[Cactus]

Crazyone ( see ya Stevo)

E2 & Cactus ( should be fun, always wanted to face these 2 )

Rocky & Dark Pectorales ( Sorry Nation & Shinns but i love desi gimmick )

Promo to follow

[McKenna]

[glow=red,2,300]Return of the Comeback Kid[/glow]

McKENNA leaves the office, and heads down the corridor. He doesnt need a hoodie this time, he wants everybody to know he is back.

First stop is the ladies locker room, he quietly steps inside where he sees GORMY, back to him, and not a stitch on.

McKENNA You know something, I knew I'd see you naked again one day!

in shock GORMY drops her towel, and see him stood there.

GORMY If it had been anyone else..

She runs towards him, and gives him a huge hug

GORMY I heard you were heading back this way, When you shaking off the ring rust?

McKENNA I've heard it will be on Blitz, I got the night off, SHINNS wants me to settle back into the P2PW way of life. Listen hun, I gotta go meet up with a few people, hows about we hook up after the show, in SHINNS skybox, there's a "Welcome Back Mack" party.

McKENNA leaves the locker room, heading towards Catering, when he is grabbed on the shoulder, by MASTADON. The two men look at each other then smile and touch fists

MASTADON Hey son, you look like shit. Still, you never could beat me at bench presses coud you?

McKENNA True, I could never beat you at downing a bottle of Jack either!

The two men laugh, and again touch fists, as McKENNA walks away, MASTADON can be heard talking on his cell phone, the words "DICKIE, he's back for real son" are the only ones he hears as he round the corner towards catering.

Just as he gets there, a familiar figure is stood in his way. SOUL REAPER. The two of them stare each other up and down, and in a very rare show of respect, REAPER offers his hand to McKENNA. He agress and the two men shake hands, before REAPER pulls McKENNA in. McKENNA acknowledges this, knowing that they will lock horns one day, but not yet.

As McKENNA reaches catering, he sees a lot of new faces, and some familiar ones. SOUNDSCREAM, SPAZ, THE FLOWSTER, all come to say hello. McKENNA greets them all warmly. Over the other side of catering, THE BLOODPACK, E2, DARTH PECTORALES, all wonder what the big deal is.

McKENNA doesnt hesitate to walk over right into the middle of them.

McKENNA Just in case you are all wondering, I'm back, and I've heard all about you all. Let me make this clear, so even STEVO 123 over there gets it.

I ain't here to dick around, I aint here to settle for mid card obscurity. If you want to do that, fine by me. If you want to make your way to the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, you have to go through me

His right hand shoots out of camera shot. The camera pans round to see it wrapped nicely round the throat of DLK

McKENNA Do me a favour boy, don't come to interrupt me again, and while I let you live, why dont you run and get me a cranberry club soda? There's a good little bitch.

The others are laughing at seeing the new boy humbled by the much larger man, but McKENNA soon ends the fun

McKENNA You see I came back for two reasons. First, to ensure that ROCKY's reign of terror comes to an end. Second, to make sure that this company is run properly, the right way.

Don't get me wrong, my desire to be the P2PW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION is not far from the front of my mind, but I have to earn it, just like all of you do.

Trust me, it will not take me long to make an impact again. The message to you guys is a simple one. You wanna face me, all you gotta do is ask, I never say NO

He walks away leaving them talking amongst themselves. From nowhere DLK runs in, cranberry club soda in hand. McKENNA growls "you may leave now" to him, and like a servant, he does what is told.

The final stop on McKENNA's tour of the arena, leads him to one place. He cracks his neck from side to side, and kicks open the door to ROCKY's office. DARTH PECTORALES is stood there, they are discussing tonight's main event. McKENNA looks bemused, DARTH was in front of him seconds ago, but he shrugs it off.

ROCKY stands up like a shot, fists clenched, ready for war.

McKENNA You wanna tell DARTH CLITORIS to leave, or do I have to redesign this office with his dead body?

DARTH leaves, ROCKY stood staring a hole through McKENNA, the greeting is mutual.

ROCKY You got some damn nerve, you cost me a shot at the WORLD TITLE, you announce your return without my permission, and then you see fit to..

McKENNA Shut the hell up! You slimy self centered son of a bitch! All this time I have had to listen to you going on and on and on. You see I found out who screwed me out of my Rocky Road to Hell Challenge.

I know the truth now, and by god, there will be hell to pay. I'm looking at the main man right now, and so help me god, I will send you to hell.

ROCKY Yeah? last time you faced me, who won? who took the Rage Title away from you? That's right. ME! You see UKG, you are nothing without me, everybody needs their natural nemesis, and now you're back, I'm going to make sure I drive you to the ground.

I'm gonna have you jobbing to everybody, DLK, STEVO 316, WENCH, everybody. You wont even get a match on SUPERSTAR SUNDAY. I'll make sure even the Indy feds wont want you

You're old news Mack, you're yesterday's man, old history. You my friend, should have stayed kissing Vince's ass in WWE.

The glare from McKENNA is unmistakeable

McKENNA You forget one thing. I beat you down before, and yes, you did gain revenge. But you nearly died doing it. And tonight, you are opposite THE OUTSIDERS. You really think I'm going to be waiting backstage?

I'll make you this promise, tonight, you will experience more of the same, more of what happened at SOLE SURVIVOR. That spear I delivered to you, is nothing compared to the punishment I will deliver tonight, when you step out of line.

Tonight, you will see what I can really do. Tonight, the world will see I am back, and back to a whole new ball game.

The camera pans away, with the two men staring and snarling at each other

[glow=red,2,300]END PROMO[/glow]

[Reaper]

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much Rocky hatin' going on here....

Single’s Match
Crazy Ralph

Tag Team Match
Mastadon & Gormy

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Rocky & Darth Peccatus

[Darth Peccatus]

>Darth Peccatus leaves the office of Rocky, seeing no valid reason to be involved in fisticuffs with Anthony McKenna. Not missing a step, he turns sharply right...and through the open door of a large blue phone booth, labelled as a Police Public Call Box. The Sith Lord closes the door, and a strange, warping sound fills the hall; and from the ground upward, the box disappears, with a blue light flashing on top the whole time. Almost immediately after it leaves the visible spectrum, the door to Rcoky's office creaks open, and Rocky leans out, glancing around in bewilderment. He gives the matter of Peccatus' disappearance about two seconds of thought, before shrugging and returning inside.<

>We switch to a starry background as dramatic music kicks in, heralding the arrival of...Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.<

Voice of Backstage Music Editing Guy: "Wait, no, sorry...got a bit mixed up there..."

Darth: "Nitwit."

>The music is cut off, and several snippets of muted conversation are heard, all involving repeated curses. Then a considerably more theatrical, rousing piece is heard, as yellow text begins to scroll over the screen...<

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. But then, it's always
a bloody dark time for them, isn't
it? So let's just leave them out of
it for a while.

DARTH PECCATUS came dreadfully
close to ultimate(ish) victory at SOLE
SURVIVOR, but was defeated by a
grand force of good. Or blind luck.
Such was the Sith's rage over the
incident, that he ordered one of the
Alps be decimated as a means of
stress relief. Nobody noticed until 2
weeks later, since the only nearby
humans were Zen Buddhists, who
were too busy meditating.

This only served to irritate PECCATUS
furhter, however. Learning that the
one who foiled his SOLE SURVIVOR
plans, SHINN'S THEORY, was scheduled
as his opponent at the very next TNT
broadcast was of more satisfaction to
him.

Now, having briefly discussed something
like strategy with his accomplice for the
night, ROCKY, the Sith Lord has returned
to his personal ship for preparation...

>The scrolling text slowly fades away, and the camera pans downward to the imposing form of an Imperial Star Destroyer, its enormous grey bulk floating through space with a furry nodding dog the size and bulk of a sphinx resting at the tip of its triangle-shaped hull.<

>We switch to an indoor view of the ship's bridge, as black windshield wipers flip into place for their bi-hourly clearing of the forward viewports. Suddenly, the overhead glowstrips flicker, and the pit crew look around in fear and confusion when a strange warping sound fills their ears. Then, fading downward to the ground level this time, the blue box appears once more, slap-bang in the middle of an elevated walkway leading over the pit. With a hiss of escaping pneumatic gas, out steps Darth Peccatus. He is clad in swimshorts, an acid-green Hawaiian shirt, and tinted aviator sunglasses. He is carrying an open coconut with a straw jammed in, which he takes occasional sips from as he steps toward the front of the deck. Officer Duthie comes scampering up to him as two stormtroopers inch closer to the blue box' door, BlasTech E-11 rifles raised cautiously.<

Duthie: "S-sir?"

DP: "Lay it on me, brother. Hurrr, haaa..."

Duthie: "Where in - what is - where did you get those clothes?"

DP: "I stopped by in Havana on my way here. Those people had a really nice, easy-going way of life that's somehow still filled with vice and loathing...one day, Captain, that's how all Imperial citizens shall live."

Duthie: "Uhm...I'm not a captain, sir."

DP: "Of course not, General."

Duthie: "I'm an admiral."

DP: "That's...what I said."

Duthie: "Of course, sir."

>Suddenly, a gunshot is heard. Darth Peccatus and Captain Admiral Duthie spin around on the spot in time to see a stormtrooper, with a smoking fist-sized hole in his chest, collapse backwards out of the blue box' door. The other trooper comes sprinting out, running for dear life, only to be shot in the back and sent sprawling to the deck, skidding along the shiny floor until his head hits a wall; he emits a faint 'ow!' when he makes contact. Then, with the grace of several penguins clad in concrete slippers, a triplet of shiny, silver, postbox-sized machines, each with three black sink plungers jutting out from their 'face', trundle into view. They spit unconvincing laser beams and warble "Exterminate!" a lot, before moving down a corridor and out of sight. Darth Peccatus looks mildly puzzled. Admiral Duthie jabs a button on a wall panel and yells down a comlink.<

Duthie: "All stations - Dalek Alert!"

>Red hazard lights pop up from every square metre of uncovered wall on the bridge.<

Duthie: "Sir, how could they have stowed aboard your ship without you knowing? And what is that ship, anyway?!"

DP: "I think it's called a Fructis or something. The guy I bought it from had a really thick Northern accent that I couldn't decipher. And those things were part of the deal; I figured they were hatstands."

Duthie: "Bit short for hatstands..."

DP: "Jawa hatstands, maybe?! I don't know...just chuck them out an airlock or something. I have more pressing issues to deal with..."

Duthie: "I suppose that's true, sir."

DP: "Yesssss... Hurrrr, haaaa... Shinn's Theory has much to answer for. Wilfully denying the advancement of our inevitable planetary conquest is neither logical nor appreciated. Though it would be preferable to deal with him alone, if I must do so in the accompaniment of this 'Rocky' then I will. By failing to fully dispose of me, Shinn's has accomplished nothing but make my loathing for him grow even further...and with that, so too does my power in the physical reality expand. It will be most pleasing to feel the air in his lungs be ruthlessly excised as the icy grip of death cements its hold upon his spirit..."

>Darth Peccatus, grinning like a maniac all through that speech, twitches slightly. Admiral Duthie takes a short step away from him.<

Duthie: "And this 'Nation' fellow?"

>The Sith's being seems to calm, and his muscles visibly relax as he moves away to a less stressful subject.<

DP: "He, I know little of. What I do know is hearsay and word-of-mouth from those who have encountered him; he is well-trained in the various arts of combat, and possesses both intelligence and a really tight backside."

Duthie: "...What?"

DP: "What?"

Duthie: "Never mind, sir."

DP: "...Anyway. There is little I can find to fault him, beyond the fact that he is clearly on the wrong side here. Luckily, given how their paths intertwine in the future, I severely doubt that he and Shinn's can cooperate effectively, which will contribute to their downfall."

Duthie: "Could the same be said of you and your partner?"

DP: "I doubt it highly. I have done nothing to upset Rocky, and he has done nothing foolish enough to incite my apathy. From what I've seen of him, and after conversing with him today, he seems to be quite a likeable character..."

Duthie: "From what I've read, he's supposed to be mentally unstable."

DP: "Really? I didn't notice...oh, what now?!"

>The ship lurches to starboard, as both Peccatus and Duthie grab hold of the nearest bolted down objects they can find. The intercomm system buzzes to life, and a frantic, filtered voice seeps through...<

Intercomm: "Attention! All operations from Maintenance to Drive Regulation have been seized by the Daleks!"

>Darth Peccatus is mystified. Admiral Suthie is frantic.<

Duthie: "How can this be, sir?!"

DP: "I don't know! They don't even have legs - that should've stopped them as soon as they came to a flight of stairs!"

Duthie: "We don't use stairs anymore! We only use elevators!"

>The Sith smacks his forehead off the nearest viewport.<

DP: "Stupid *whack* twentieth *whack* century *whack* technology - Eh?"

>Darth Peccatus stares out of the viewport in awe as, from a nearby red planet, two large green rings are projected onto the outer hull of the Star Destroyer. Right on cue, a deep, nerve-jangling voice booms out across the ship...<

"THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS..."

DP: "This is now, officially, beyond a joke."

>Endinio.<#nosmileys

[Cactus]

The Zeroin shows a pitch black with a small dot of light in the centre, suddenly the camera zooms forward and we see the hardcore legend sitting in a small pool of candlelight. He is facing down with his hair hanging limply in his face the candlelight showcases both the scars and the tattoos that adorn his neck.

He acknowledges the camera and after cracking his neck he peers up through his eyebrows and addresses the sold out crowd.


Cactus “Tonight I have been forced into a tag match that I am happy to do but there is one little detail that is bothering me, and that is E2”<br>
There is a puzzled look on the audience’s face, as they are wondering why Cactus signed on to be E2’s partner if he does not want to be

Cactus “You see E2 walks around backstage with his bulging biceps, calling himself “the killing machine” that’s a load of BS, there is only one killing machine here in the P2PW and your looking at him.

Tonight I go into the ring with 2 of my “friends”, well I know them and they know me and we all know what each other is capable of. So when you approached me tonight to face off with these 2 naturally I jumped at the chance, so all I want from you tonight is to stand on that apron, flex those pecs and flirt with the fourteen years girls.

Tonight E squared or whatever you call yourself, you will see first hand what a killing machine can do, and if you feel the need to try and place yourself in the match think of Kaos, or if you don’t remember anything about that look what I done to SoL at the weekend, you see I kill and main people, you on the other hand get beat up by a girl.”<br>
At the mention of Kaos, and SoL the crowd begin to boo, but at the mention of Gormy beating E2 a few giggles can be heard amongst the boos.

Cactus “Now to the matter at hand, I face off with a couple of my old BwO running buddies. I will address them one by one, first up is that big dumb bastard Mastadon.

Now Mick you seem to be on a roll as of late, and correct me if I am wrong but we have an old stalemate from the BWF I think our record stands at one apiece so what do you say tonight we finally make it the best out of 3.

Now I know you have wanted to get your hands on me since our friend Kaos was so sadly taken away from us, well tonight is your chance. But a friendly word of advice, I am no longer the fun loving guy I once was, no I am far from it. I am a legitimate killer and I can do what you cant, I took on Nation not once, but twice. I beat him the first time and I took his gold the second time. You had a handful of attempts and always came up short, well tonight get ready to fail once again.

You are a good wrestler, but predictable, and tonight I will show the whole world how predictable you are.”<br>
The crowd begins a long drawn out oooooohhhhhh, as it appears that a gauntlet has been thrown.

Cactus “Now onto Gormy, now usually I don’t hold with violence towards women, but she is a special case, you see we go way back and I know once she steps foot in the ring all the sweetness is gone and she is as tough as any male superstar, hell she is better than half of the male roster, as E2 found out at sole survivor.

I also know that she commands and gets a lot of respect because of this, and yes I admit it she has my respect, which is not an easy thing to get.

But that all goes out the window once the bell rings tonight. Again she probably wants to get her hands on me, but the same rules apply, I am not the person I once was.

She has beat people for her title like E2, Wolverine, and Diddly Squat but they are not the wolf. These people tried and failed but tonight I will feast on your carcass because I can.

Tonight I will stand victorious in the centre of the ring after giving Gormy the little prick, and lets face it with McKenna being back she is used to getting a “little prick” now and again. I will go to the back grab myself a bottle of water, clean their blood of my hands and I may even take a wander down ringside for the main event.”<br>
Cactus lowers his head again and starts to talk, the crowd are collectively straining to hear the whispering

Cactus “You have been warned E2, stay out of my way or suffer my wrath.”<br>
The camera begins to pull back slowly leaving Cactus in the small pool of candlelight and the faint strains of O’Fortuna begin to play in the background.

[Gormy]

Crazy Ralph

Tag Team Match
Mastadon & Gormy

Tag Team Match - The Final Four
Shinn’s Theory & Nation

I will promo later, when I've had a curry to get the old brain cells into gear