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Post by Hercules on Mar 28, 2005 16:58:33 GMT 1
crazy ralph e2 & cactus Rocky & Darth Peccatus
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Post by stocko on Mar 28, 2005 17:39:21 GMT 1
Single’s Match Crazy Ralph
Tag Team Match Mastadon & Gormy
Tag Team Match - The Final Four Shinn’s Theory & Nation
promo later peeps
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Post by diddlysquat on Mar 28, 2005 20:13:36 GMT 1
Single’s Match Crazy Ralph
Tag Team Match Mastadon & Gormy
Tag Team Match - The Final Four Rocky & Darth Peccatus
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Post by dAlEGENDkILLER on Mar 28, 2005 20:49:53 GMT 1
DLK is pacing back and forth with a mad look on his face. Then Shinns Theory come over and speaks to him.
Shinns Theory:Hey man, about earler im sory about what i said. I wa sjust in a bad moood
DLK:[shadow=red,left,300]Thats ok man[/shadow]
The 2 men shake hands.
Shinns Theory:Whays wrong with you? Why do you have that mad look on your face?
DLK:[shadow=red,left,300]Its that punk that just came back. Treatin me different and ordering me around like im his maid. [/shadow]
DLK's face turns red with anger.
[shadow=red,left,300]He shouldnt take me litely because im new. When he gets back in the ring, oo boy, i want to be the first one to wip his ass.I will beat him to a bloody pulp. He wants to mess around with me, well when i do get revenge on that motherfucker,i will beat him up so bad,that after the beating,the only thing thta will be going through his head are the letters RKO!!![/shadow]
DLK then walks away and shinn sais
Well nice talking to ya.
The camera then fades to black
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Post by Aladdin on Mar 28, 2005 21:04:25 GMT 1
DLK you're only allowed one promo in this thread.
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Post by shinnstheory on Mar 28, 2005 22:28:23 GMT 1
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Post by Faster Pussycat! on Mar 28, 2005 23:02:31 GMT 1
Crazy Ralph E2 & Cactus Rocky & Darth Peccatus
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Post by ChadClassic on Mar 29, 2005 2:07:02 GMT 1
We are taken to a huge studio. ChadClassic is seen sitting in a chair with his legs crossed in a nice black suit.
ChadClassic:Ah, hello everyone. Tonight, its the debut of ChadClassic "Gone Hollywood." I know your all thinking "What the hell is this guy talking about?" Well I am here to explain. Every week, ChadClassic is gonna "mock" or "spoof" any past or current movie. This weeks choice... Boyz In the Hood, starring Ice Cube, Cuba Gooding Jr., Regina Hall, and Morris Chestnut. Well, here it is... bitches... ====================================== We open up at Soul Reaper's house. E2, SoundScream, and ChadClassic all sitting on Soul Reaper's couch along with Reaper. Reaper's flipping through channels.
ChadClassic:Is there anything on? Soul Reaper:Hey, slow your roll, I'm looking! SoundScream:In other words, theirs nothing on. E2:Damn playa, just like a bunch of cracka's, always tryinna hold the black man down! SoundScream:Um.... I'm white? E2:Shut yo mouth cracka jones, E2 wasn't talkin' to you! ChadClassic:I think we should go out to lunch. Its obvious Reaper didn't think of going grocery shopping. Soul Reaper:Hey, hey, sorry about that, I got a little busy, ya know, MAIN EVENTING PPV's, something you folks haven't done. ChadClassic:I competed in the second ever Elimination Chamber, which was the main event of Sole Survivor, check the files bitch. Everyone gets up and leaves Reaper's house. We see everyone leaving a big restaurant entitled "Trainways". Everyone is walking out, eating a sandwhich.
ChadClassic:Mmm... mm.. bitch! E2:Ya know, the white man finally does somethin' right with these food! SoundScream:E2, can you stop making everything so racial? E2:Hey Scream, What did the 5 finger say to the face? SoundScream:Slap I'm Rick James Bitch? E2:No fool! Pass me the J.Lo magazines and Vaseline before I slap you! Everyone starts laughing. A small purple Echoe begins to creep up behind them. In it are Gormy, Cactus, and Nation. They all have masks on and stockings covering their faces. They pull out guns and aim it. Soul Reaper sees this.Soul Reaper:Oh no, look out! E2:So like the E-ster was sayin', J.Lo got that magical booty... E2 keeps talking and everyone ducks down. E2 is being shot in the back by guns. He falls over as SoundScream, ChadClassic and Soul Reaper get up.Cactus:Uh... you guys sure if we get caught, my name won't get mentioned? I don't wanna get talked to by my paroal officer... The car speeds off as E2 is seen lying on the floor, squirming around as his back bleeds all over the concrete.
ChadClassic:Damn... E2... he was so young. E2:Ah shit! I'm dyin' nigga, I'm dyin'. I got shot 9 times, I got shot 9 times, Somebody help mah! SoundScream picks up E2 from the floor and kneels down as Chad and Reaper crowd around him.SoundScream:WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ChadClassic:Ssssh mang, we don't want the people to see this! We are taken to Soul Reaper's house where SoundScream is placing E2's body on Soul Reaper's couch. E2 is still trying to survive as everyone cries.E2:FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH!!! SoundScream slaps E2 and he finally dies. Soul Reaper breaks out into tears.
ChadClassic:That emotional, huh? Soul Reaper:*Sniff*... No... that was a brand new $4,000 couch made only in Italy, now E2's blood is all over it. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT'LL COST TO CLEAN IT?! Chad and Scream look at Reaper who is still weeping over his couch. 8:00 comes around. Reaper, Chad, and Scream are walking out of Reaper's house and down the street when a bunch of cops come up and stop them. Its Stare and Shinns Theory. They throw all three men up against their cars. Shinns places a gun up against ChadClassic's head.
ChadClassic:What do you want with me Shinns? Shinns Theory:I heard you were dissing my pal Triple H. ChadClassic:I wasn't dissin' him. And even if I was, why would you care? Shinns Theory:I'll have you know I don't like people who diss Triple H. I know all about your nicknames. Cripple H, HHHussein, HHHitler, I know son. And I could blow your brains out with this 44 Magnum, the most powerful hand gun in the world, but I got something even worse. Ain't that right Stare? Stare:Word Life! Shinns Theory:Your gonna get it son, right Stare? Stare:Word Life! We fast forward to ChadClassic being tied down into a chair in a dark room with one spotlight being shown on him. Shinns and Stare surround him.
ChadClassic:What are you gonna do? Brand me? Put me on a Cross? Huh? Shinns Theory:I'm gonna give you something worse... your gonna kiss Triple H's ass! ChadClassic: NO!!! Shinns pulls out a picture and puts it infront of Chad's face.Shinns Theory:Kiss it! Kiss his ass!! ChadClassic:Huh, thats a picture of Stare getting out of the shower addressed to you. To my dear "Friend" Shinns Theory... Love, Stare Shinns hides the picture as Stare blinks at him. Shinns pulls out another picture and puts it in Chad's face.
ChadClassic:Its a picture of Nation, Stare, you, and Cactus smoking a blunt at the P2PW Christmas Party. Shinns Theory:Alright fine! I finally got the picture, and here it is. Kiss his ass... Chad squints as Shinns pushes the picture further and further. We cut out and back to Chad sitting in the studio.====================================== ChadClassic:Just sick to watch. 'Till next time, peace biotches![/b] OOC-- I hope no one takes offence to this promo, its only meant to be a joke.
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Post by Aladdin on Mar 29, 2005 11:42:23 GMT 1
Promo:
We are brought to a dark, unlit room. The atmosphere is cold, harsh and unforgiving. A dark figure moves closely to the camera, taking up what little light there is.
Aladdin: Well here we are again! Its been a long time, since i've been here. Too long. I don't know why, but i'm back to myself. No blood pack, no nothing, just me here. But do you want to know why i'm here? Why did i choose to return to this place?
A short pause
Aladdin: What happenned at Sole Survivor? I lost the tag team belts along with my partner, Vegeta. What else happenned? I was eliminated early on in the chamber match.
Aladdin sits down on a chair, concealed by the darkness.
Aladdin: Should i have lost? ... What do you think?... In my opinion, yes, the Insanity deserved to win, and yes, Nation deserved to win. Why am i saying this, you ask? For the same reason i returned to this place. I haven't been myself. And to be honest i still don't feel like i'm being true to myself.
Aladdin: The Insanity were a great opposition, and by beating us, they put everything in perspective. If i'm getting beaten by them, then how am i supposed to win the International title, the rage title, the internet title and eventually the world title?
Aladdin: These titles will be strangers to me, if i do not comprehend the reason behind my loss. My first loss here at P2PW. Still i am undefeated in singles competition, but i have yet to face a worthy opponent. I will uncover the secrets behind my loss. Victory is not an option to me, its complusory.
Aladdin: To help me find my ways, I believe i must be in competition. One person in particular stands out to me. You may be thinking, Reaper, Stare, Shinns, Nation or even Da Man. But no, this certain person, caught my eye because of something he is doing that nobody else in this promotion has really done. Does he give out good promos? I don't think so. Is he solid in the ring? No. Does he have any experiance? No. Does he like flap his gums? Yes. This certain person has gotten the attention of many guys in the roster, why? because he has been talking smack. He's been a pain. He thinks he deserves main event status. DLK. Da Legend Killer. Tell me please, what legends have you "killed"? Can you think of any? So instead of wasting the higher ups time, why don't you and me go one on one, and we'll see if you can cut it in P2PW? What do you say? You've been laying out all the challenges, but can you take one? Decisions yours. But don't disappoint me, you don't want to see a hungry tiger.
Aladdin gets up.
Aladdin: DLK, i'll see you in my hunting ground! And the last thing you'll feel before i eat you alive, is the POUNNNNNCCCCCCCCEE!!!
The scene fades to black, with the sounds of Aladdin breathing heavily and the sight of his sharp with teeth, glimmering in the darkness.
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Post by Drow on Mar 30, 2005 17:43:10 GMT 1
My Votes:
Steveo316
Mastadon and Gormy
Shinn's Theory and Nation
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Post by Nation on Mar 31, 2005 10:58:57 GMT 1
votes
steve 3.16
gormy and mastadon
shinns theory and nation
promo to follow soon...
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Post by stocko on Mar 31, 2005 13:36:47 GMT 1
The sound of CACTUS' voice echo's around MASTADON'S locker room
[glow=red,2,300]Now to the matter at hand, I face off with a couple of my old BwO running buddies. I will address them one by one, first up is that big dumb bastard Mastadon.
Now Mick you seem to be on a roll as of late, and correct me if I am wrong but we have an old stalemate from the BWF I think our record stands at one apiece so what do you say tonight we finally make it the best out of 3.
Now I know you have wanted to get your hands on me since our friend Kaos was so sadly taken away from us, well tonight is your chance. But a friendly word of advice, I am no longer the fun loving guy I once was, no I am far from it. I am a legitimate killer and I can do what you cant, I took on Nation not once, but twice. I beat him the first time and I took his gold the second time. You had a handful of attempts and always came up short, well tonight get ready to fail once again.
You are a good wrestler, but predictable, and tonight I will show the whole world how predictable you are.”<br>[/glow]
MASTADON I fail to see how you can call yourself a man, CACTUS, pay attention son, I am talking to you.
Week after week after week, you come out here and bore us, you rambling on and on about how you killed KAOS.........................WE KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, LET THE MAN BE DEAD IN PEACE!
The crowd start up a KAOS chant
CACTUS, it was only a matter of time before we met in the ring again, I have bided my time, and now this moronic lad, E2, has called upon you to tag with him, I bet he thought he was clever picking you as his partner!
But, I know you differently, I know you would attack him just as quickly as you will attack GORMY or myself.
Speaking of E2, I bet you thought you were clever hitting me from behind at SOLE SURVIVOR.
Answer me this son, are you not man enough to attack me face to face?
Two minutes earlier we were nose to nose, i could smell your shitty breath and I knew you were intimidated, GORMY knew you were intimidated and the fact that you waited until i turned away, before attacking me, shows that you were intimidated too!
You can deny this all you want E2, but the fact remains, millions of people around the world saw it, you were intimidated by me and you probably always will be!
Oh, one more thing, GORMY, I cannot wait to team up again and kick some ass!
end promo
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Post by Reaper on Mar 31, 2005 21:29:09 GMT 1
We cut to a shot where Darth Peccatus walks solely along a backstage corridor. There is a darker appearence to his eyes and he is breathing heavily. As he attempts to round a corner, a young boy, who looks to be no older than 6, suddenly punches him in the stomach. The shot, as weak as a 6 year olds punch would be expected to be, only startles Peccatus. Before Peccatus can question the childs actions, the boy shouts at him.
Young Boy - "You used to be my hero. Now I hate you. How can you turn bad?"
Darth Peccatus - "Little boy, now is not the time for intrusive questions. Such a small mind could not understand the magnitude of such a decision of why I should "turn bad." Therefore, please vacate my path, for evil and destruction should be in it, not some 2 foot tall child."
The young boy stands open mouth, trying to replay Peccatus's words, in an attempt to understand what he said. Failing to do so, the boy folds his arms and begins to cry.
Young Boy - "I'm telling my father!"
Darth Peccarus places a hand gently on the boys shoulder, before speaking softly to him.
Darth Peccatus - "Look, I'm your father."
The boy slowly stops crying and stares, puzzled at his former idol. Darth Peccatus rolls his eyes.
Darth Peccatus - "Your mother used to travel around space, offering her body to the highest bidder. One day, that was I. You would think that all that flying around the galaxies would be tiring, wouldn't you? It's just as well that she would lie on her back all night then, is it not?"
Darth Peccatus pats the young boy on the head and strides away, breathing heavily again as he goes. He walks a little further, until he comes to a door with the words "Rocky's Office" on it. He lightly taps the door. There is no answer. Again, he taps the door, this time alot louder. A sigh is heard from within and, after a brief delay, the door is opened by Rocky. He looks blankly at Darth Peccatus for several moments, before raising his eyebrows. Taking this as a sign as to why he is here, Darth Peccatus speaks up.
Darth Peccatus - "Hello there, Rocky. As you are probably aware, being the owner and all, we are scheduled to participate as a team, against those swines who beat us at Sole Survivor Shin..."
Rocky - "Funnily enough, being an owner and all, I do know that we are scheduled to participate as a team, against those swines, whom one of them luckily beat me. However what I don't, is a why there is a spotty, specky, 15 year old boy, aka De'Si Nidea, aka Darth something or other standing at my door annoying the fuc... What do you want?"
The smile slowly fades from the face of Darth Peccatus.
Darth Peccatus - "I pondered over a strategy on how we could defeat our opponents and I thought it would be a good idea to discuss it with you."
Rocky - "Listen, the only strategy we need is this. Stay out of my way and I'll win us the match. Get in my way, and you may win yourself a contract with TNA. After I fire your ass!"
Opening his mouth, Darth Peccatus raises his hand to speak, but Rocky slams the door in his face. Becoming frustrated, Peccatus knocks on the door again. Rocky swings the door open and is about to shout something, before stopping and staring straight ahead. The camera pans over slowly to the left. We then see Da Man standing, smiling. Suddenly, Darth Peccatus pulls short stick from his belt and presses a button, sending a red beam shooting from it. He points it at Da Man. Chuckling to himself, Da Man speaks.
Da Man - "It's nice to see you're getting along well with people these days. It's especially important in this case, with that fruitloop being your tag partner and all tonight."
Rocky takes a step out of his office and towards Da Man. Da Man also takes a step forward. The two are now nose to nose, with Darth Peccatus peering over each of their shoulders simultaneously. Da Man is still smiling, but Rocky is far from it.
Rocky - "I really should annihilate you for that stunt you pulled at Sole Survivor. Give me one reason why I shouldn't."
Darth Peccatus steps forward in an attempt to intimidate Da Man, red beam still in hand. Still smiling, Da Man puts a finger in the air.
Da Man - "Reason number one. I'd kick the shite out of you."
Da Man raises a second finger.
Da Man - "Reason number two. You're scared of me."
Da Man then raises a third finger, before dropping his other two and points over Rocky's shoulder.
Da Man - "Reason number three..."
Rocky slowly turns his head around, to see Shinn's Theory, Nation and Stare standing, arms folded.
He then turns his head back to lock eyes with Da Man.
Rocky - "You made a big mistake walking out on the P2PW in the first place, McKenna. But you made an even bigger mistake walking back in and causing me a World Title shot at WrestleFever. We'll be face to face again soon in the ring. But this time it'll be just you...and me."
Da Man nods his head.
Da Man - "You can bet your ass we will. It's one all Rocky. I'll make sure I go two one up."
Da Man shoves passed Rocky and walks to join up with Shinn's, Stare and Nation. The four men turn to leave, but Rocky isn't done. He moves his pointed finger back and forth between Shinn's and Nation.
Rocky - "I'll take care of you two tonight. Make no mistake about that. I'll make sure neither of you are in any state to get to Momentum next month."
Nation and Shinn's laugh, before turning once more to leave. The shot pans back to Darth Peccatus, who is still holding the red beam
Rocky - "What the hell is that thing?"
Darth Peccatus - "It's a light sabre."
Rocky - "Stupid of me to question it then, eh? Let's just hope Mr. Lucas doesn't send us a nice little lawsuit through the mail."
Rocky extends his hand in the direction of his office, signaling for Darth Peccatus to enter. He does so. We then hear his voice from inside the room, as Rocky stays standing in the corridor, holding the door open.
Darth Peccatus - "I'm sure Mr. Stallone and Mr. Johnson are extatic about you, too!"
Rocky looks into the room and shakes his head. He then looks along the corridor, in the direction that Shinn's Theory, Da Man, Stare and Nation went. He smiles, before nodding his head and turning back into his office. He lets out a quiet laugh, before closing the door behind him.
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Post by Gormy on Mar 31, 2005 22:50:30 GMT 1
Gormy picks up the towel left on the locker room floor. She wraps it around herself, slightly embarresed by UKG barging in like that. Shaking her head, almost to remove the blushes, she goes back to the job in hand, getting ready for the match. Opening her locker, she takes out her blood red velvet catsuit, and hangs it up. Gormy runs her hand up and down, the velvet, almost like stroking a cat. They say stroking a pet is good for your karma, Gormy thinks to herself. Yes it must be true, she thinks because she begins to feel less stressed and embarresed than she did before.
As Gormy begins to unwrap herself from her towel, she hears the door open to her locker room open again. Spinning around with a broad grin on her face, Gormy flashes open the front of her towel. But instead of UKG standing there as expected, she sees Masterdon instead. The grin freezes on her face, turning to a screech. Blood rushes to her face for a second time tonight causing her to blush even harder than before. Gormy wraps herself up even tighter this time and sits on the bench, tucking herself in like a human oragami.
GORMY What the hell are you doing in here? Without knocking even? Didn't your mother ever teach you any bloody manners?
Gormy almost screams at Masterdon, her blushes turning to anger.
MASTERDON Hey, dont start on me love. Your the one that decided it was time to re-introduce your naked body to me, not that I'm complaining.
Masterdon smiles at Gormy, a twinkle in his eye. Gormy smiles back, knowingly. They go back a long way, like brother and sister. Standing up now, Gormy turns her back to Masterdon, removes the towel and begins to get dressed.
GORMY Do you have any plans for the match tonight? I have a couple, just a few of the old moves, like in the old days. It would be good to dust off the old cobwebs with them.
Masterdon laughs a little at this
MASTERDON I dont think that would be a good idea. Any other time I would say yeah, lets do it. But tonight we are facing one of our 'own'. Ok, he hasn't been one of us for a long time, but if we start busting out our old repotoire, then he will know exactly what we are up to and then we may be in the shit.
GORMY Yeah, I know Cactus will have a go at counter-acting our moves, but you know as well as I do, we are stronger and faster than he is.
MASTERDON I have a few other ideas, match winning ones. Dont worry too much, just take my lead.
Gormy pulls up the straps on her catsuit, walks over to the mirror and begins to do her hair. Looking behind her through her reflection, she smiles at Masterdon
GORMY I didn't think any different. What about E2? You have any reservations about him?
MASTERDON HA! Dont be silly, you think he is going to be a problem to us?
Gormy turns to face Masterdon.
GORMY Of course I dont, it's just that I just hope you didn't thats all.
MASTERDON I think he will be in for a little bit of a shock when.......
GORMY & MASTERDON We get hold of him!
Both Gormy and Masterdon laugh at this. The giggles turn to silence though. They both look at each other and smile.
GORMY It has been too long though, we ought to do this more often. I miss the BWO, we had good times. It's a shame that Cactus went the wrong way.
MASTERDON Yeah true.... Masterdon looks down at his feet, feeling sorry for things lost. Suddenly he jumps up and stands beside Gormy. Then he picks her up and swings her around in the air.... But then, we have the chance the kick both ex-BWO and USA ass! I'll get the champagne chilled for you and Jack Daniels for me ready for our celebration!
With that Masterdon puts Gormy down on her feet again, and leaves the room. Gormy, finally alone makes the finishing touches to her ring attire, leaves the locker room, turning the light off and closing the door behind her.
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Post by stevo316 on Mar 31, 2005 23:16:53 GMT 1
The camera's on and stevo316 is looking straight at it.
"Yes I'm back and I'm here to stay. I have had a couple of months off recovering from the last chair shot I got from Trent Acid.
I just want to say to Shinns regarding the lumber jack match I helped him out in that the Stevo Stunner I gave him was not meant for him. And before he thinks it was for StarCrunch, it wasn't for her either. It was for the team of The Blood Pack, or as I call them The Ball-licking Pricks.
During the time off recovering my strength, I have seen a few titles change hands. Some for good reasons, especially the tag team titles.
I'm happy that someone has beat those sorry pieces of shit from the blood pack. You may be aware that I have got some issues with this so-called dominant force, what a joke.
They better not think I have forgotten about the beating they gave me in my first match.
Let me remind you what happened:
I was in a tag match with Decon Pastor Dollar Bill who from now on, I will call Dickless Piece of Shit or DPS for short. I was fighting against 2 other pieces of shit called Aladdin and Simz.
I basically got my arse kicked by all three of them because not one of them could fight me on my own.
Well, after I kick Crazy Ralph's arse and give him the Stevo Stunner, I want my revenge on DPS in a one on one match. I said the last part real slow just so you understand DPS.
Anyway, tonights match, Crazy Ralph, you are going to be my first victim and taste defeat to the Stevo Stunner that has not been used in the ring in anger for quite some time. As I said earlier on I'm back and I'm back with a vengence.
Just like at the ppv, it's lights out for your sorry arse and I'll be celebrating with a couple of Stella's afterwards.
"Wake up" comes on as the camera fades
My Predictions
Single’s Match Stevo316
Tag Team Match E2 & Cactus
Tag Team Match - The Final Four Shinn’s Theory & Nation
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 1, 2005 1:20:23 GMT 1
E2 Promo UP FROM BLACK The scene begins and believe it or not – THIS IS JEOPARDY! The Jeopardy theme music plays and e2, posing as Alex Trebec, comes out and thanks everyone for watching the show.
E2 is dressed in a nice black, double-breasted suit with a grey tie, but he is sporting a curly, salt-and peppered wig and mustache with phony glasses in the likeness of the real game show host. e2: Good evening everyone and welcome to Jeopardy! I’m your host Elijah Trebec and let’s get this party started niggas! We get a wide shot of the contestant area and see our three eager contestants. Cactus is on the left, sporting a black Italian wool suit and with a power red tie.
Mastadon is in the middle and he is dressed in overalls and a muddy, shit-brown hat in the likeness of Hillbilly Jim.
And on the right is Mini-Gormy, the infamous miniature version of the reigning P2PW Champion who made her debut in e2’s last off the hook promo. She is sporting a Supergirl costume, complete with a red cape and yellow belt. Her hair is jet black and greased down thick and an S-curl hangs on her forehead. e2: Cactus, why don’t you take a minute and tell us about yourself. Cactus: Thanks Elijah. Well, I am what you call intense. I am a professional wrestler who is great inside the squared circle, one of the best professional wrestlers to ever walk the Earth. I am the reigning P2PW International Champion and I am going to help my partner to victory on TNT. e2: Very good. And Mastadon, why don’t you tell us a bit about what you do. Mastadon: Well Elijah, I’m curr--- e2: (Laughing a bit) The hell does it matter anyways? Mini Gormy, what you wanna be when you grow up? Mini G is about to answer but loses her balance and falls off her chair. And since it will take a while for her to get back up, e2 decides to move on. e2: (Touching his left ear where a small listening device is lodged) Our producers say they really don’t care and they feel it would be in everyone’s interests to get this show on the road. Mini G finally makes it back to her chair. e2: Let’s have a look at our categories, and they are: Brass Knuckles P2PW The Philly Phlash! Pretty Cinnamon-Tanned Women Sole Survivor and I Just Got My Ass Handed to Me By e2 e2: All right, those are our categories and Cactus you have the first pick. Cactus: I’ll take P2PW for $100 Elijah. e2: This P2PW Superstar currently has the longest winning streak going. Mastadon chimes in first Mastadon: Who is the current Undisputed Internet Champion, Gormy? e2 I’m sorry, that’s incorrect nigga. Cactus chimes in. Cactus: Who is the One Man Killing Machine, e2? Right. You choose next. Mastadon looks confused. Mastadon: But Elijah, just last week you— e2: Ah, ah. Wait your turn Mastadon. Chime in when the answer is given and only respond in the form of a question. Cactus the floor is yours. Cactus: I’ll take P2PW for $200 e2. e2:What current P2PW star is currently the greatest P2PW superstar who has ever graced the squared circle? Mastadon chimes in Mastadon: Uh Elijah, about that last answer, I think we--- Naw nigga! Mini Gormy chimes in with her answer. Mini G: Touch Theory? Gormy’s high pitched voice in the likeness of Alvin N’ the Chipmunks- draws a few laughs from the audience.
e2: I’m sorry Mini G, that’s not the answer we are looking for.
Cactus chimes in
Cactus: Who is the reigning International Champion, Cactus?
e2: Correct playa.
Cactus: (Pointing his forefingers and thumbs in the air) Bang! Bang!
e2: You’re on a roll nigga, choose again.
Cactus: I’ll go with You just got your ass handed to you by e2 for $200 Elijah.
Wild beeping begins
e2: The answer here is the Daily Double. You ready?
Cactus:Yes sir.
e2: The answer – This current P2PW superstar is full of it. Although he got his “ass handed to him” at the Sole Survivor PPV by the One Man Killing Machine fair and square, he claims he was hit in the back of the head with a pair of brass knuckles.
Cactus: Who is Mastadon?
e2: Correct. Pick again.
Mastadon goes to say something but his microphone zaps out. Cactus has a cheese smile on his face and is trying to keep himself together. Meanwhile Mini-G falls out of her chair again.
Cactus: I’ll take You Just Got Your Ass Handed to you By e2 for $500 Elijah.
e2: What pair of current P2PW superstars are going down this week on TNT?
Mini-G makes it back to her chair again but most of the thick, blackened grease that is caking her hair begins dripping into her eyes.
Cactus: (Chiming in) Mastadon and Gormy will go down on TNT.
e2: There’s no point in continuing this game as you seem to be on point Cactus and these fools don’t have a clue. I officially declare you the winner of tonight’s game.
The camera begins to zoom in on our host. E2 pulls off the fake wig and mustache and then gets rid of the glasses. The camera ceases the zoom when the shot is closed in on a headshot.
e2: Mastadon, I can’t even take you seriously as you are a joke to me. Everything about you is a joke and you shouldn’t even be in the same ring with the One Man Killing Machineme.
I walked in here and demanded respect and got it. My first match was against the Undisputed Internet Champion. You’ve been here forever and, well……..
Anyway, this match is a throw away. My business here is not in tag team matches. I’m all about the title, the Internet Championship. And until I get my hands on it, until that belt is strapped around my waist, I will not leave Gormy alone. I will not rest or be at peace until the gold is mine.
But since no gold is on the line this week on TNT, I’m just gonna have to send a message. Somebody’s gonna get hurt.
e2 cheeses for the camera, a piece of lettuce still lodged n his teeth.
e2: That’s our show folks.
The jeopardy music cues and we fade to black.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 1, 2005 16:39:59 GMT 1
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Shinn’s Theory is shown talking to an unknown man. The man’s back is towards the camera.
Shinn’s Theory: No, I will not book you in a match tonight. You are under a P2PW Developmental Deal. Do you know what that means? That means you currently train at our lower level facility. Once you catch our eye, you’ll be here one day. Until then, please don’t ask me again.
The man begins to walk away.
Shinn’s Theory: And, how many times do I have to tell you new guys? I am not the General Manager of Tuesday Night Turmoil. I am the Co-Owner of this entire company.
Under the man’s breath, you can hear him mumble:
P2PW Developmental Talent: Maybe I’ll go ask Rocky then...
Shinn’s Theory: Hey! I heard that. And to be honest, Rocky won’t be as nice when you ask him for a match here tonight. Trust me on that one.
The frustrated man is shown exiting the building. Shinn’s shakes his head and turns around, only to wind up face to face with Da Man. The crowd cheers as Da Man is shown smiling.
Da Man: Another newbie trying to get a match huh? Man, things never change around here. In the WWE, if a Developmental Signee were to approach Vince, Vince would bury his foot in his ass and rip up the deal all together.
Shinn’s Theory: I’m not Vince McMahon, and this isn’t the WWE. Equal opportunity my friend.
Da Man: That’s what I like about this place...
The two men begin to walk, side by side, towards Theory’s office.
Shinn’s Theory: You know, I wanted to ask you something.
Da Man: Shoot.
Shinn’s Theory: We have a huge main event here tonight. And, if I know Rocky like I think I do, he’ll do anything and everything to walk out of this arena victorious.
Da Man: I hear ya there...
Shinn’s Theory: Care to stand in the corner of Nation and I tonight?
Da Man stops. Shinn’s continues to walk until he notices Da Man is no longer at his side. Shinn’s stops a turns towards Da Man.
Da Man: What kind of a question was that?
Shinn’s Theory: What do you mean? Did I offend you in some way. If so, Ant, you know that I...
Da Man: ...Of course I’ll be in your corner. You think I would let my two bros walk into a match, featuring Rocky, alone? Hell no. I may have been gone for a while, but I still know what the hell goes on here.
Da Man begins to walk again. Once he is caught up with Shinn’s, they continue towards his office once again.
Shinn’s Theory: I’ve never been in the ring with Rocky. Well, not opposing one another.
Da Man: Well, I’ve been in the ring with both of you. I can give you a little advice.
Shinn’s Theory: I’m listening..
Da Man: First of all, Rocky will do what he can to win this match. That is a gimme. If that bell sounds and his shoulders are down, he can and will use his position to somehow find some sort of technicality to have the match restarted.
Shinn’s Theory: Not this time. Not when both Owners of the P2PW are in the same match. That won’t work.
Da Man: True. But Shinn’s, what if you were taken out of the equation? What if you are bound, gagged, and hog tied under the ring, and Nation is stuck carrying the load?
Shinn’s Theory: You didn’t mean that literally...Did you?
Da Man: No.
Shinn’s Theory: Good.
Da Man: But, there is still a chance Rocky has something up his sleeve. Think about it Shinn’s, Rocky has YOU taken out. That leaves Darth and Rocky against Nation. Don’t get me wrong, Nation is a strong, strong competitor. But, when it comes down to it, if you are incapable of backing Nation up, Rocky has the match under his belt. The man can call the shots. The man is manipulative.
Shinn’s Theory: Well Ant, that’s one of the reasons I’ve asked you to be in our corner. If it comes down to that scenario, I put total trust in you to make sure Rocky doesn’t side-step defeat by using his authority.
The two men round a corner. The camera still backpedals as Theory and Da Man continue their walk. Tyler Stone and Jessica McDaniels are shown walking by the two.
Shinn’s Theory: Look, I’m not going to blame you if things go haywire. Those things happen. But, just knowing that Nation and I have you watching our backs is all the insurance I need.
Da Man: I hear ya...
Shinn’s Theory: I’m glad we are on the same page Ant.
Da Man: As always...
They arrive at Theory’s office. Shinn’s walks in while Da Man stands at the door.
Shinn’s Theory: What’s up man? Come on in.
Da Man: You know, I really haven’t finished doing my rounds yet. I’ll be here when it’s time.
Shinn’s Theory: Oh. Well....ok then. See you in a bit bro.
Da Man: See ya.
Shinn’s plops himself onto the sofa in his office. Da Man pops his head back in.
Da Man: With me back, you have absolutely nothing to worry about Matt. Trust me.
Shinn’s Theory: I know. I’m just glad you’re back.
Da Man nods as he walks off. Shinn’s stands from his sofa and stretches a bit. He then proceeds to the television. He turns the monitor on. Theory then turns the VCR on. The camera’s position can not pick up what he his viewing. However, the sound is clear. It is evident that Theory is watching the tape that captured proof of who drove the first ambulance away during the World Title match at Sole Survivor. Theory is shown shaking his head.
Shinn’s Theory: Why didn’t I see this coming?
Shinn’s rewinds the tape and watches it again.
Shinn’s Theory: I’m not sure which is worse. Rocky an authority figure? Or, Reaper and this man united...
Zeroin fades to black as Shinn’s turns off the monitor.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 1, 2005 23:03:15 GMT 1
Pimp slaps Crazy Ralph.Beats Nation over the head with a gavel.Nation Locked.
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