P2PW's TNT (1/22 - 1/26) Preview, Promos, & Voting

[shinnstheory]

Shinn’s Theory is shown hanging up his office phone and standing up from behind his desk. He looks towards Starcrunch, who sits on the couch near the desk, and shakes his head.

Starcrunch:[/b] Don’t even tell me....

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] He’s finally back full time, and he’s already changing tonight’s card.

Starcrunch:[/b] But, I’m still on it right?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] That’s what I am going to find out.

Starcrunch lets out a large sigh and leans back on the couch. Her arms are crossed.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Regardless, you’ll be on tonight’s card. You’ve got my word.

Shinn’s exits his office and walks down a long hallway. He approaches a door. He begins to shake his head as he looks at the door’s title. It reads:

Shinn’s knocks on the door.

Rocky:[/b] Come in.

Shinn’s walks in to find Rocky, smiling, with his feet propped up on his desk.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] What’s up Rocky? I have a show to run.

Rocky begins to laugh as he tosses his feet onto the floor. He places is elbows on his desk.

Rocky:[/b] Shinn’s, take a seat.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] I think I’ll stand.

Rocky:[/b] Well, if that’s what you prefer, why don’t I join you?

Rocky stands and approaches Shinn's, holding a piece of paper in his hand.

Rocky:[/b] I read over tonight’s card. Not too bad. However, since I have returned, I took it upon myself to make a few changes.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Hey now. On a professional level, I am glad you are “well”. But, on a personal level, I could care less about your return. Rocky, I played the role of 2 men in your absence. What gives you the right to stroll back into the federation and rearrange my card?

Rocky:[/b] The title on my door. That’s what gives me the right. Yes, I do know you stepped up in my absence. That’s all well and fine. However, now you must step aside. I’m here. I’m in the building. I’ve returned to my duties and have been cleared by all outside powers to return to my rightful spot as a Co-Owner. That, my friend, gives me the right to rearrange the card.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Remember Rocky, you’re a Co-Owner. You can’t just rearrange a card without my overseeing.

Rocky:[/b] Shinn’s? Seriously? Maybe it’s YOU that needs help. Why the hell do you think I called you in here?

Shinn’s snatches the card from Rocky’s hand. He looks over it and is immediately upset.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Right off the bat huh? The first match of the night and you have already 1) Changed the opponent I had set for Starcrunch, and 2) Added a stipulation? What kind of bull shit is this?

Rocky:[/b] Well, let me show you a little something.

Rocky walks behind his desk and opens a drawer. He pulls out a piece of paper. Shinn’s reads the paper over. What Shinn’s is reading is a contract, signed by everyone except Starcrunch.

Rocky:[/b] If you read the bottom section, you will see that this contract can make or break your new backstage buddy. If she doesn’t sign it, she’s gone.

Shinn’s begins turning red with anger. After a few moments, he settles down and begins to nod.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] How about this: We add one more thing.

Rocky:[/b] And what’s that?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Since you changed Starcrunch’s opponent to “SIMZ”, and you have the rest of the Blood Pack as lumberjacks, why don’t I accompany Starcrunch to the ring, and remain in her corner during the match.

Rocky thinks for a bit, then responds.

Rocky:[/b] If she signs this contract, it’s a deal.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Good.

Shinn’s then continues to read tonight’s card.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Wow! You didn’t touch this next match at all.

Rocky:[/b] Meh... I didn’t feel the need. SoundScream and Chilly Willy can dance all night in the ring for all I care.

Shinn’s makes it to the final match on the card. Shinn’s closes his eyes and begins to shake his head, once again.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Nothing is black and white with you huh? You just have to make things more difficult.

Rocky:[/b] That’s where you are wrong. I am not making things more “difficult”, I am making things more “interesting”.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Yea, whatever. That’s fine with me. But who says he is even going to be able to make it tonight?

Rocky:[/b] If he doesn’t, he’ll be suspended.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] That’s bull shit, and you know it. Shane was hospitalized the night of Frenzy. You are not giving him much of an opportunity to recover.

Rocky:[/b] If Shane wants to take some time off, all he has to do is not show up tonight.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Rocky, why not let the man recover in time for our next PPV? This is going to be one of the biggest PPVs we’ll ever have.

Rocky:[/b] ‘Cause I don’t wanna?

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Jesus. Ok. The card is finalized and I’ll get this contract over the Starcrunch.

Shinn’s starts to exit Rocky’s office. Before leaving, Theory turns around and addresses Rocky, one last time.

Shinn’s Theory:[/b] Just don’t turn into a pain in the ass.

Rocky smirks and waves Shinn’s goodbye. Shinn’s turns and leaves the office. The camera zooms in on Rocky’s face. He can be heard whispering to himself.

Rocky:[/b] It’s only just begun, Theory....

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With the full-time return of P2PW’s Co-Owner, Rocky, TNT is already off to a start fellow Co-Owner, Shinn’s Theory, wasn’t counting on. Tonight, Blood Pack member, SIMZ, takes on Starcrunch in a Mini Lumberjack Match. The lumberjacks will include the rest of the Blood Pack (Aladdin “The Tiger”, BishopPastor Deacon Dollar Bill, & “The Tiger” Vegeta) as well as Shinn’s Theory. This match will only take place if Starcrunch agrees to sign the contract. As we all know, after their display at Winter Frenzy, The Blood Pack are anything but fair Lumberjacks. Will Starcrunch want to sign this contract?

Chilly Willy challenged SoundScream to a match. The match was approved and both lady’s men will square off tonight. Who will be declared the winner of this one? Will Trent Acid be in the house? If so, will he play a part in this match? Is Tyler Stone in the building? Will he be a factor? Wolverine is also a player that may teeter this match. Wolverine was spotted backstage earlier today.

Shinn’s Theory signed a match for Insanity member, Diddly Squat, to take on Nephillim member, HeX. However, Rocky added the man he defeated at Winter Frenzy to the match, “Sensational Shooter” Shane Montez. Will Shane be able to make his Triple Threat Match, or will Rocky find pleasure in suspending the former World Champion?

Speaking of World Champion, Winter Frenzy was declared ground zero for Soul Reaper. After holding the belt for numerous months, Soul Reaper fell to Blitz! General Manager, Stare. Stare will definitely be here tonight. The P2PW fans have been waiting a while for Reaper to drop the title. Tonight will mark the beginning of a new era. Tune in to TNT where our new P2PW World Champion will make his appearance.

Jessica McDaniels has been seen at various house shows scouting matches since she signed with the P2PW. Will Jessica be on hand tonight? If so, will she be ringside during any of tonight’s matches?

After many months of hard work and determination, Cactus has finally got his hands on some gold. The new International Champion will be present tonight. As we all know, Cactus is up for just about any challenge. What invitations will Cactus hand out, now that he is International Champion?

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Tonight’s Matches

Mini-Lumberjack Singles Match
Starcrunch vs. Blood Pack Member - SIMZ
(Lumberjacks will include Aladdin “The Tiger”, BishopPastor Deacon Dollar Bill, “The Tiger” Vegeta & Shinn’s Theory)

Singles Match
SoundScream vs. Chilly Willy

Triple Threat Match
Diddly Squat vs. HeX vs. “Sensational Shooter” Shane Montez

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You know the rules. Deadline is: January 26, 2005 - 5pm EST.

[Simz]

SIMZ

Soundscream

Shane

[shinnstheory]

Starcrunch

SoundScream

Shane Montez

[Darth Peccatus]

Starcrunch.

Chilly Willy.

Shane Montez.

[ChadClassic]

StarCrunch

SoundScream

Shane Montez

[Simz]

We see blood Pack members Simz and Dollar Bill in a pure glass church. Dollar Bill is talking to Simz, just before he goes on to the stage, to take his service. SIMZ is seen with Dollar bill's "associates" Trixy and Dixie.

Dollar Bill- Tonight, Simz ! you will become the frist member of the Blood Pack to compete in a singles match, and it will be the first step into the Blood Pack's Revolution.

Simz is still fooling round with Trixy and Dixie and isn't listening to Dollar Bill.

Dollar Bll- Tonight, it will be like, when Jesus went into the destert with his deciples, and went without food and water for 40 days. He had his deciples to help him cheat, and tonight the Blood Pack will be there, to help you cheat !!!

Simz is still with Trixy and Dixie.

Simz- Oh yeah ! Just like Jesus !

Both of them are now standing beside the door to the stage, but, just before the Decon is going to do his service.

Dollar Bill- Now it is time to give back to God and come to the church.

Simz- The club !

Dollar Bill- NO ! that was in the past !

Simz and the Deacon burst in.

Dollar Bill and Simz enter the church with all the people screaming.

Dollar Bill- Now to.....

The people who are in the church are still screaming.

Dollar Bill- Would you shut up you stupid sons of a bitches!

The whole crowd quites.

Dollar Bill- Simz you deserve to sit up front. Trixie , Dixie go to the stage. Here you go, there's a seat.

Dollar goes to the front row and sees an old lady.

Dollar Bill- Move out of the way bitch.

Old Lady- But......Why!

Simz then uses his SimzSity on her.

Simz- That's why !

Simz then sits down.

He looks up to the stage and sees a moster truck!

in the church !

Dollar Bill- Now todays's service will be about.....................


TO BE CONTINUED................

[shinnstheory]

Please keep in mind that the only promo that will be voted on is the one in this thread.

[Simz]

CRAP!!!!


can i edit it.

and my votes. I've made a wrong vote.

[shinnstheory]

SIMZ, in this circumstance, I would have let you. However, the P2PW staff JUST sent a PM to the entire roster (last week), directing them to the new rules added:

"Do not post your promo until you are sure it is what you want to use. If you post a promo and it is seen, and it is later removed, you will be given a 0, regardless of if you post one to replace it or you do not."

That also covers "Modifying". Modifying and Deleting are sometimes very much alike. You may modify your promos for grammar/punctuation... However, you can not add to your promo once your promo has been seen. Sorry.

However, you may change your votes (up until the deadline).

Any more on this should be taken into the P2PW Discussion Thread, or via PM. Leave this thread for Promos and Voting only. And, that starts now.

[Stare]

Starcrunch
Soundscream
Shane Montez

[Aladdin]

Simz
Soundscream
Shane Montez

[spaz]

SIMZ - The New guy vote.
Chilly Willy - The Underdog vote.
Diddly Squat - The Stablemate vote.

[Trent Matsunoshin]

Mini-Lumberjack Singles Match
Starcrunch

Singles Match
SoundScream

Triple Threat Match
Diddly Squat

[jessica]

Mini-Lumberjack Singles Match
Starcrunch

Singles Match
SoundScream

Triple Threat Match
HeX

[Reaper]

IC Votes. It's the way forward people.

SIMZ

Singles Match
Chilly Willy

Triple Threat Match
Diddly Squat

[diddlysquat]

Diddly is backstage with the Insanity. Spaz is polishing his Tag Team Title, Ninja is watching TV, and Diddly is lacing his boots.

DS: Man, I used to not have a problem with Rocky, but now he's making me so angry that I'm beginning to forget basic Persian words!

Spaz: Persian? Oi. You gotta calm down my buddy.

DS: Maybe your right, but I can't afford to forget any of my knowledge. I don't want to have to memorize the dictionary again. Those were the roughest nights of my life...

Ninja: (Watching a tape of Wrestlefever when Shane Montez hit Diddly over the head to win their "Bottle on a Pole match) Ooh, the Shooter got you good.

DS: Wow, I forgot about that. You know, because of that match, Shane went on to win the P2PW championship. He owes me for that match. I've got to be on my A Plus game in our rematch tonight, just like when I was in the Austin Science Fest in 1992. That is, if he shows. I'm hoping for a fair match though, I would hate to win by forfeit.

Spaz: But then you'll still have to face HeX.

DS: Uh-ju-buh WHO!?!?!?!

Spaz: HeX. I guess he thinks he's extreme or something? I don't know. I never pay attention to his matches.

DS: Wait, isn't he in some group called the Narcissists or something?

Spaz: It's probably more like the Necrophiliacs. Like I said, who cares.

DS: He sounds like he likes hexagons. Well, I'll teach him all about hexagons tonight. I'll fold him into a six sided figure, give him six sided brusies, hit him with stop signs, the works.

Ninja: Hey Didds, what's the square root of X?

DS: I can't answer that since X is a variable. If X were to equal a real number, then I could tell you.

Ninja: Tonight, X is going to equal Diddly and the Insanity kicking ass!

DS: Hey, that isn't a real number - oh, heh. That's absolutely correct!

Spaz: And at the next Pay Per View, X is going to equal Diddly winning a Title, and the Insanity kicking ass!

The Insanity perform a three man handshake as Diddly leaves the locker room, dictionary in hand.

VOTES:
Starcrunch
Chilly Willy
Diddly

[Hercules]

SIMZ
Soundscream
Shane

[Dickie Cha'mone]

Starcrunch

SoundScream

Shane Montez

[stocko]

Mini-Lumberjack Singles Match
Starcrunch

Singles Match
Chilly Willy

Triple Threat Match
Diddly Squat

all ic votes!

will promo later/tomorrow ;D

[KillerSundin (Formerly HBK)]

Starcrunch
Chilly Willy
Shane Montez
Will promo later

[brockandsable]

SIMZ

Soundscream

Shane

[Cactus]

Votes

Starcrunch

Chilly Willy

Diddly Squat

[Dickie Cha'mone]

p2pw tnt goes to an ad break, you switch over to see whats happening on raw

There is currently a match going on between two no-bodies with Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler commentating on the proceedings

JR: This is one hell of a slobberknocker King!

King: Thats what coach said to me this morning

The match finishes and you're about to turn back over when behind the ring a man jumps the barrier and trys to grab a microphone, he finally grabs the microphone from Lilian Garcia, when you realise it is p2pw official Gary Roamer, he slides into the ring taunting the crowd

JR: What, What, What on earth is that man doing here, we know who he is, whys he here?

King: I don't like him, and I sure guess I won't like why he's here

Gary Roamer is wearing cream pants and black t-shirt clearly showing the p2pw tnt logo but is being blurred out by wwe cameras.. Roamer raises the microphone and addresses the crowd

Gary Roamer: You know me.. You know who i'm with.. You know where i'm from.. What you don't know is why am i here.........

Gary Roamer is still talking but the microphone goes dead

JR: Good i'm glad he's been cut off, we don't want him, or who he is with here on Raw..

The cameras switch to the engineer room, where you see an engineer montioring some screens with a panel of switches in front of him... Dickie Cha'mone and Mastadon barge into the room,

JR: What are they doing there, whats is this, someone call security

the cameras are still on the engineer room, with Dickie Cha'mone superkicking the engineer before he gets the chance to speak, with Mastadon following up by elbow dropping the engineer then both the p2pw superstars start flicking several of the switches on the panal before the cameras switch back to Gary Roamer in the ring

Gary Roamer:.. Now where was I before I was rudely interuppeted. oh yeah why am I here, I am here with my friends to see whats bad here, I don't see anything bad. Where the big boys millionaire mcdaddy, wheres the champ Mcdaddy, where's evolution Mcdaddy, Where's the rest of your big boys Mcdaddy.

King: Well JR he ain't come here to make friends with anyone thats for sure

Gary Roamer: Hey Mcdaddy, you back there I know, Now you know who I am, You know who i'm with, but I don't see your champ. He want's to say this and that. Now we come to your doorstep I don't see no big man champ, I don't see nuthin. He wants us, You want us. You know where we are, You know where we from. This place is nothing more than a joke, you wanna see us you know where we are.

Fans start throwing debris into the ring but Gary Roamer still talks regardless..

Gary Roamer: Hey Champ you know who I'm with, You know what we want. You wanna step it up a gear you come for us, we're waiting, it don't matter if it happens here, our place or even in the street it don't matter you'll be the has-been you be the forgotton one, you know champ, you know thats why...

DaMan's "wolfpac theme" hits but within seconds Gary Roamer's dropped the mic and hightailed it over the barrier towards the backstage area with the cameras following him

JR: Look at him run, that coward, he's running faster than a government mule

Gary Roamer is now in the car park where Mastadon and Dickie Cha'mone are waiting in a 4x4 truck urging Gary Roamer to hurry up, he jumps on the back before the truck screechs out of the arena carpark to the city streets

King: I hope thats the last we see of them there

You switch back to tnt with the show just coming back on air, amazed at what you've just seen

[Scream]

Soundscream is seen storming down the hall to Shinn's office. He looks as if he's going to knock but swings the door open. Shinn's is sitting at his desk with a wild grin.

Soundscream: What the hell is this? I was just informed that at TNT I'll be facing Willy Wonka? Have I still not proven myself to you? At Frenzy I took out big, bad Trent Acid. What the F..

Shinn's interupts

Shinn's: Scream, can I call you Scream...Good...First off your opponent at TNT is Chilly Willy. Second, no you haven't proven a damn thing to me. All you are is talk. You want to prove something to me? Do it in the ring.

Soundscream: Huh...I haven't proven myself yet huh? Interesting.
Soundscream's face begins to turn red as he grabs his head for a moment then comes back

Ok, Shinn's. I won't bitch. I won't complain. But what I will do you'll regret. You may have put a halt on The Decepticons but I'm the one that reaked havok on P2P. It was me that made you and Stare look over your back every night, it was I who....

Shinn's: Blah, blah, blah. You see it's all about you Soundscream. There's no I in team pal. Maybe that's why there's no more Decepticons.

Soundscream: There's no I in team huh...well there's an M and an E. And tonight I, will destroy Willy Wonka, I will make an example, I.....
Soundscream smiles at Shinn's. Just watch.

Soundscream leaves Shinn's office and heads towards the ring. A chorus of boos rip through the arena as he enters the ring

Soundscream: Shut the hell up. All of you SHUT THE HELL UP. Willy Wonka, if you're in the back I suggest you get your ass to this ring.

The crowd begins to chant Chilly, Chilly

[glow=red,2,300]"Enemy" by Sevendust hits as Chilly Willy struts from behind the Zerion. He dances down the ramp giving high fives to the crowd. [/glow]

Soundscream: Cute Wonka, cute. Now as I was saying....

Chilly Willy: First off it's Chilly Willy. Second....

Soundscream: I'm in charge of this interview kid so shut it.

The crowd boos at Soundscream and then laugh as Chilly shakes his hands at Soundscream

Soundscream: Look kid, I give you credit. You called me out and of course Shinn's gave you this once in a lifetime opportunity to get in the ring with me. But seriously. Do you know what you're in for? I mean, Shinn's is throwing you to the wolves. Don't you know what he's doing? First he pits you against The Kitten and now me.

Chilly Willy: One his name is Wolverine and two I'll enjoy every minute of Super Kicking that smile off your face and pinning you 1, 2, 3.

Soundscream: Wow, you really are something else. Ok, here's what we'll do. I'm tired and well so are you so let's just say you do the smart thing and just don't show up...cause if you do , well, I'm sorry but like your idol the heart break kid....You'll be the broken bone kid.

Soundscream laughs as Chilly Willy thinks over his proposition.

Chilly Willy: So, that simple, I just don't show up.

Soundscream: Now, you're talking kid. Just don't show up.

Chilly looks at the crowd as they urge him to turn down the deal.

CW: Ok, ok..but I seal my deal with

As Soundscream is jawing to the crowd Chilly Willy Superkicks him in the face laying him out

CW: a kick.

[glow=red,2,300]Chilly Willy leaves the ring smiling as Soundscream slowly gets to his feet. Soundscream stands up and tackles the camera man who is in the ring. He stands the man up and gives him the Sound Off. He then picks the man's camera up and smashes it on his head. Chilly Willy's smile dies.[/glow]

Soundscream: Willy, you're a goddamn dead man.

[glow=red,2,300]The camera zooms in on Soundscream who is now laughing standing over the bloodied camera man.[/glow]

[Scream]

Votes:

SIMZ (I'll go with the new kid on this one, sorry Crunch)
SOUNDSCREAM
Hex