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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 13, 2005 23:34:02 GMT 1
Word.
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Post by evenflow on Apr 14, 2005 16:37:23 GMT 1
Zerion flash's on, and then the voice of the ring announcer booms over the P.A
R.A: Ladies and gentlemen, now we have a very special treat for you. A suprise performance by one up and coming metal band, now this is not just any hold band we found, this band features one P2PW worker and one Former p2pw worker. Ladies and gentlemen, with out futher or do i present to you, gods[END]!!!!
The crowd burst into a loud cheer as the members of gods[END] take to the stage, Addryd of corse is ready to play, and coming out last, The Icon Evenflow....
Evenflow: ARE YOU READ TO TEAR SOME SHIT YUP!!
Crowd cheer.....
Evenflow: ONE....TWO.....THREE.....FOUR
The band go straight into their first song, MY REVENGE, the band are playing hard and Evenflow cannot seem to find a place to stand still!!, The second song is two-zero-zero-one, the crowd is loving the performance. Finally they play their last song Enemy, where Evenflow actully goes into the crowd while performing. After the song has finnished the band head to the backstage area, But Evenflow remains out for a few seconds longer, He climbs the stage setting and pulls of a crucifix pose, the crowd begin a chant of Evenflow (something i havant heard for a long time). Evenflow climbs down and heads to the back.....
Good gig flow....
Evenflow turns around to see Stare standing there, they shake hands and Evenflow walks off towards the exit...............
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 18, 2005 22:43:11 GMT 1
Shinns you locked the other thread an hour too early. Here's my promo for the show.
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The scene is dark; the camera is changing its setting, as if to find someone. The rooms that are shown are giving a familiar feel. In the background we can faintly hear heavenly music being sang. Deep breathing can be heard in, progressively getting louder and louder. Out of no-where a red pimp stick comes flying in front of the camera, and is blocked by another blue one. The two pimp sticks are the only things the camera focuses on. The two sticks are forced back and the camera zooms out, showing two figures in the shadows. The place is too dark to identify the two people. The two of them duel with their sticks in a back and forth battle. Eventually one character is forced out into the light. The camera zooms in on the person, revealing Vegeta decked out in a jedi costume. The other person walks into the light, showing what is obviously Aladdin, wearing a cape a black hoodie and tracksuit with a black tiger mask moulded around his head.
Aladdin: Impressive! You have been taught you well. But you must release your greed, if you are to become a true pimp.
Aladdin swings his pimp stick at Vegeta, but is met by Vegeta’s. The two duel until they make their way to what looks like a church stage. Aladdin overwhelms Vegeta and strikes him down to the ground, he swings his pimp stick and strikes Vegeta’s right hand, forcing him to drop his pimp stick.
Vegeta: Owww!!!
Vegeta rubs his hand and sobs.
Aladdin: Join me, Vegeta. You do not know the power of the Blood Pack.
Vegeta: …<br>
Aladdin: Vegeta you must join me. Vegeta, I am your father…(in a higher voice) sorry, sorry. (whispering to himself ->) Ah crap! (To Vegeta ->) I mean, (clearing his throat. In a lower voice) I am your cousin.
Vegeta: Derrrr!!! I Know.
Aladdin: Oh! You just ruined my speech.
Aladdin hits Vegeta on his right hand again.
Vegeta: OWWW! That hurts.
Aladdin: Anyway. The Deacon has seen your power. You will take over the church, the Deacon has foreseen it. Join the Blood Pack and together we will rule P2PW as cousins!
Vegeta: Okay.
Aladdin: Okay? Is that it. I had a whole speech ready for today. I’ve been practicing all week.
Vegeta: Fine. NEVER!!!
Aladdin: Okay, great. The power of the blood pa…<br>
Aladdin is interrupted by Dollar Bill popping up out of nowhere.
Dollar Bill: CHUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHH!
Simz struggles into the scene the scene as well.
Simz: Yeah…herrrrrr…chh…herrr…uuu…herrrr…cch..herrr.
Voice: Cut, cut cut!
A man holding a script walks into the scene as we are shown that this was all a filming set.
Director: No, no no! That was all wrong. Dollar Bill, you were supposed to come in later. And Simz, why…herrr…are…herrr…you…speaking…herrrr…like…herrr…this?
Simz: I wanted …herrr…to give…herrr…my character…herrr… a more… Darth Vader …type twist…, so …I was… practicising …earlier today…herrr and I got it down… but then…herrr…I started coughing…herrrr…and weezing…herrrr…and I forgot…my…herrr…inhaler.
Aladdin: Oooh! That’s what that noise was earlier before. I though a cat was coughing up a fur ball or something.
The director walks back behind all the cameras.
Director: Okay, let’s try this again. We have to get this WrestleFever comerical done and released before Lucas does or we’ll be sued for stealing his trailer ideas.
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Later that day, after the filming has finished. The Blood Pack are seen watching tv in the church.
Aladdin: Dollar Bill, how exactly does a 75 inch plasma tv necessary for a church.
Dollar Bill: Isn’t that obvious playa? A man cannot be expected to watch a small hoes’ TV, as it would ruin his vision, which all playas need. How can a playa watch XXX DVDs on a small as TV. It won’t stimulate the brother’s…brain.
Simz, Vegeta and Aladdin shrug and sit back and relax.
Aladdin: So I got my match against De’si Nidea this week. Didn’t we do something to him? Mug him? Kick his ass? Steal something?
Vegeta: He goes by Darth Peccatus now.
Aladdin: Darth! He’s a sith now! Does that make me a jedi then? I’m supposed to be the bad guy, though. So how’s about we scout this guy for a bit. I’ve got the perfect way to do so.
Aladdin gets up and wanders off into another room. After five minutes Aladdin comes back holding 6 DVDs.
Simz: So you’re gonna watch Star Wars? Hows that gonna help?
Vegeta: Isn’t that obvious. Aladdin’s not gonna do anything, he was just joking about scouting Peccatus.
Aladdin: No! I was serious. You see, Pecattus is a sith, so I’m gonna scout the most powerful sith, Sidious, Maul, Tyrannus and Vader. From episode 1 to 2, then the Clone Wars series and on to the original. And its never a bad thing to see Padme Amidala, the greatest MILF to ever live.
Aladdin puts the DVD into the player and presses play.
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“Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side... fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate...hate leads to suffering.”<br>
Aladdin: So Peccatus is afraid of something. Then he got angry. The he was filled with hatred and then he suffered. That’s how he turned to the “darkside”<br>
Vegeta: I remember how we know him. We stole his lightsaber. That’s supposedly why he turned into a sith.
Aladdin: Well then, if Yoda is right, Peccatus was afraid coz he didn’t know what to do without his weapon. Then he got angry, coz…well…we stole it. Then he decided to hate us coz we wouldn’t give it back and finally he suffered coz we shoved the bloody lightsaber so far up his ass he’s gonna have to have it surgically removed.
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“Yoda: Always two there are... no more...no less. A master and an apprentice.”<br>
Aladdin: Okay so now, we have found a revolution. There are always two sith. I Peccatus’s case only one. So who do we believe? I’d say Yoda. Peccatus is not a reall sith, he is a wannabe.
They watch one, upto the fight scene at the end of episode 1. Darth Maul is shown fighting Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Aladdin: ERRR! He won’t have horns in his head will he? That would hurt.
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Finally the blood pack reach the end off all the DVDs. Vegeta and Simz are asleep in their chairs, Dollar Bill is in the corner making out with one of his hoes. Aladdin is still wide awake, eager for his match with Peccatus.
Aladdin: So Peccatus I’m ready for you. I know how you sith operate. You want to live upto the legacy of your predecessors. Like Darth Bane, who established a Rule of Two, only one master and one apprentice at a time. Like Darth Cladar was the physically strongest Sith ever. Like Darth Plagueis, the sith who apprenticed Darth Sidious. Or the most powerful sith ever, Darth Sidious himself, who was the sith responsible for the downfall of the Jedi council.
Aladdin: So you want to make your legacy by conquering P2PW, and by being the one to take down the Blood Pack. Well the last thing I will tell you is this. Sith can foresee the future. So get your crystal ball or whatever you want to use. And take a peer into what will happen at this weeks TNT. Why don’t I just tell you? This week, my hand will be raised after our match, and I don’t need your special powers to see this, I guarantee it. And after that I will go on to Momentum and beat whoever else it is in this tournament. And finally I will face Nation or whoever it is and bring the Rage title into the blood pack. Meditate on that!
Aladdin picks up his pimp stick and with one swing hits the camera, breaking off the connection.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 18, 2005 22:44:34 GMT 1
For anyone curious about why the Promo Thread says it was locked at "4:00pm est" that is because my profile (perhaps everyones profile) hasn't updated the time since Spring Ahead.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 18, 2005 22:48:30 GMT 1
Shinns you locked the other thread an hour too early. Here's my promo for the show. Sorry. It was locked on time. Can't count it. People shouldn't wait until the last minute. |
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 18, 2005 22:59:42 GMT 1
i didn't mean to, leave it so late, but i've had loads of work to do, so this is the only time i could have done it. And i was going by the time on the site.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 18, 2005 23:01:52 GMT 1
I already explained this. Why would I lock a thread early and not allow a participant promo?
EDIT: Look at this post, for example. It says it was posted at 5:01 PM EST. Do the math. It's 6pm here right now. What time is it there?
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Post by Stare on Apr 18, 2005 23:58:56 GMT 1
Ok, just to clarify some things.
1. Shinns, Whatever time zone you put the board on, all of the posts on this board will show how they were posted according to your time. If it is 6pm where you are, and 4 pm where I am, and you makes a post at 6:02 your time, it'll say "Reply by Shinns at 4:02" my time. Get what I'm saying? It'll treat it like you live in my time zone.
2. Aladdin, I am on the correct time and have been since the time change, and I am also conveniently in Shinns' time zone as well. Shinns locked the thread at exactly 5:00, coincidentally, which is when he said it would be locked. So, your promo was late Aladdin, and you didnt get on in time.
3. I'm Rick James, bitch!
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 19, 2005 0:20:50 GMT 1
It says 4pm here too. In my profile, I dont have the option to change it to the right time. It is under EST, but when we Sprung Ahead, my options never changed.
Stare - Feel free to check it out in my profile.
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Post by Stare on Apr 19, 2005 0:27:03 GMT 1
I checked it out, and it's down where it says "Time Offset"
It said "Curretn Forum Time: 7:25" . . . are you seeing 6:25? If so, just put "+1" in the box.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 19, 2005 0:30:13 GMT 1
Done. And there, now it says 5:00pm on the nose (when I locked the TNT thread). Aladdin may have to +1 to get the correct time as well.
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Post by Stare on Apr 19, 2005 0:31:39 GMT 1
yeah, I changed it, but who knows who did it. Oh well, TEAM WORK *high five*
Now back to your regular TNT discussion
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Post by "Black Label" Sean Patterson on Apr 19, 2005 16:14:00 GMT 1
Quick apology to be made. Sorry I didn't promo this week fellas, I spent my entire weekend at work or completing some college work that was counts for a substantial part of my final grade.
Shouldn't happen again. Once more, sorry for not promo'ing.
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Post by brockandsable on Apr 19, 2005 16:19:45 GMT 1
Shinns is right: Participation is what makes this thing go 'round.
Short on time?
Send a blurb, a paragraph, anything. Just stay involved.
Have writer's block? Try vodka and sleeping pills.
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Post by Cactus on Apr 19, 2005 16:21:03 GMT 1
real life first dude
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 19, 2005 16:45:45 GMT 1
Quick apology to be made. Sorry I didn't promo this week fellas, I spent my entire weekend at work or completing some college work that was counts for a substantial part of my final grade. Shouldn't happen again. Once more, sorry for not promo'ing. Understandable. Not a problem. No need to appologise for things like that. You had the intent. You voted. It's all good. |
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 19, 2005 20:00:57 GMT 1
Sorry about the pestering yesterday. Bad day for me. I tried my best to get the promo in one time, but failed by 30 mins or so. So Sorry Shinns. I've told you why i wasn't able to, before.
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Post by shinnstheory on Apr 19, 2005 21:12:55 GMT 1
All good... It's all in the past.
TNT discussion from, now on...
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Post by Trent Matsunoshin on Apr 20, 2005 2:06:10 GMT 1
EXTRA PROMO (Because I feel like It)
The Game's "Let Me Put You on the Game" blares through the arena speakers. The lights flicker into a pitch black. Seconds later, an picture of Dollar Bill, archived from an earlier event, is shown. and a dart hits his forehead.
Trent's Voice: Let me put you game, you mess with me, you're my next target. Pastor, Blood Pack, time to go to Church, hope your prayers get answered. Say them loud, say them proud, enjoy them............
The lights flicker back on, revealing Trent in the middle of the ring.
Trent: For I will silence them. Acid......washes......Blood.......into the throes......of inconclusion.....This is your only warning, to you and everyone else who has mentioned me. Watch yourself. Or you will be silenced.
The lights flicker and Trent disappears into an enveloping smoke.
END PROMO
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Post by McKenna on Apr 20, 2005 12:07:45 GMT 1
The man on the phone speaks with a broad Liverpool accent. His back is to the camera, and he seems oblivious to its presence.
McKenna You know something, I may have made a mistake coming back here you know
listening
McKenna I mean you see all the guys bleating and bitching because of the impact I have made at Sole Survivor? I have to put up with this shit every arena I set foot in.
listening
McKenna All I get is people acting sly and shady, then being nice to my face, thinking I cant see through all the bullshit. Thing is they are all going around wanting to feud with each other, but you can see them all, wanting to come and challenge me.
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McKenna I know, I've read it. DICKIE seems to have a hard on for me for a while now. Thing is, what would facing him do for me? Not a whole hell of a lot, sure its gets some ring rust out of my system, but spearing ROCKY, NATION, and STARE has done that for me.
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McKenna I dont know what ROCKY has planned for me. As far as I know he's gonna let me see out my contract on the sidelines, rot away. SHINNS? well spearing NATION meant I burnt my bridges with him, as for STARE, well you know the history we both have. As long as he has the P2PW World Championship, I got more chance of Everton qualifiying for the Champions League.
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McKenna What, they are still fourth? Fantastic! Anyway, enough of this for now, I need to work out a way to show everyone here that I am for real, and that the man who left is nothing like the man who has come back.
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McKenna I understand. And I like your way of thinking. You know something it may well work. I'll speak to you soon, I've got a job for this Peeping Tom cameraman to do.
Without warning, McKenna spins round and looks straight into the camera. He heads behind the camera, and off screen, McKenna can be heard to say to the shaking cameraman, the shot giving away his fear
McKenna Listen son, here's $1000. I want to you to gather up this list of people, and this list of footage. Then tell SHINNS THEORY that next week, I want some in ring mic time. If you can make it all happen, there's another $1000 in it for you.
The cameraman runs off, he turns round to get a last look at McKenna, who stands still, smiling, but the smile is turning quickly into a snarl
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 20, 2005 16:35:09 GMT 1
what did y'all think of my promo, in the extra promo thread. Did i stand a chance against De'si, if it was in on time?
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Post by Darth Peccatus on Apr 20, 2005 17:08:32 GMT 1
Did i stand a chance against De'si, if it was in on time? Yes, you would have, for two reasons: 1) My promo was below-par. By a fair margin. Strayed a little too far from the character's comedy roots, and could almost be taken seriously. I plan to re-watch Spaceballs about five times over before my next match. 2) Your promo was the definition of awesomeness. I <3 expanded universe references! And you got Dollar Bill off to a tee as well, and it was easy to read, and...stuff. I forgot what goes here. And you're more than entitled to a rematch at any juncture. (Is juncture a word? Eh, 'tis now...) |
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 20, 2005 21:06:15 GMT 1
Thanks Darth. but i loved your promo, i always do.
Any other feedback?
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Post by Scream on Apr 20, 2005 22:21:44 GMT 1
I liked both of your promos. Too bad you didn't get it in on time tiger.
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Post by Aladdin on Apr 20, 2005 22:24:36 GMT 1
Yep, twas annoying, 30 mins late. But its all good. I'll live to fight another day. ;D
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